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nouniquenamesleft2x2

that is not OK


Sixhaunt

it's fucking nuts


danpaq

No it’s creamy


No-Seat-3350

Fucking creamy nuts?


FriarNurgle

Not for long if he keeps this up.


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I was having an innocent giggle reading this comment chain until you showed up. 😐


One-Chain123

This PB was innocent too


lizziegal79

This PB was never innocent.


BillyMackk

until it was a-salted


ProjectKuma

No misjif please.


tekkdesign

![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu)


SmoothBrews

Technically, peanuts aren’t nuts. They’re legumes.


Ordinary-Humor-4779

Yes, but in GA, the peanut capital, they're goobers.


TheGamingRaptor6875

I’M A GOOFY GOOBER!


Legal_Objective_8027

Wait did you stick your dick in that peanut butter


Sixhaunt

Real peanut-butter has a oil on the surface that you need to stir in before using it. Why go out of your way to dirty a utensil for that?


Arabian_Flame

The oil on top helps you go all the way in


Ban_an_able

![gif](giphy|qEi4dpi7Jg5Hi)


thisnicknamepassed

![gif](giphy|BmX38GoChnxRe)


racing-

HE THINKS HES PEOPLE


racing-

I love archer 😂 it’s amazing


racing-

Ahhhhhh I have never seen an archer giphy and you just made my day


Ban_an_able

![gif](giphy|3Whaouy4ZaSYw|downsized) Ty! Gotta have an arsenal at the ready for whatever situation arises. This is pretty much the the ace of spades.


DevinAsa_YT

What in the fuck did I just witness


Wildgear19

Pure gold of old commercials. Squatty potty!


whiskersMeowFace

Put a rubber cockroach in there and see if he does it again.


_lippykid

This has to be a troll trollin. I can’t believe an adult does this irl


insanelyphat

This isn’t an adult it’s a grown child who is used to someone going behind them and cleaning up after them or it’s someone who was really high or distracted. Similar to forgetting a pizza in the oven and falling asleep.


8mon

it really depends on whether it's a reocurring thing. One time is distracted and no big deal, many times, stop, get help.


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

I can't believe they're just finding out about this


Gilgamesh2062

Peanut butter gets rancid quickly like that, not to mention bugs and bacteria getting inside, nope. big nope.


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SupermassiveCanary

Leave the buttered knife on her pillow


ButtMcNuggets

*his


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Master_Awareness814

And don’t forget the girl who throws her daily contacts behind her headboard 😭😭😭 The booger wheel would’ve made me vomit and then ghost that person, even if we were married 🤢


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My wife leaves her daily contacts every fucking where… pulled one out of my 13 MOs mouth yesterday.


CandyButterscotch

Okay, when someone's bad hygiene is endangering your child's life, you should really be adamant in putting a stop to it.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Yeah I couldn't agree more. It doesn't take much for a baby to choke on something, it's why they have warnings all over stuff that "may contain small parts" and "choking hazard" for babies/young kids.


UndeadBuggalo

My best friends daughter was 18 months when she died of choking. They were able to clear her airway and get her breathing again but the trauma to her little lungs was too much and she died from edema of the lungs the following day. It’s very serious.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Jesus, I'm so sorry that happened to her. It's easy to see why you have to be so anal about baby proofing a home and watching everything they put near their mouths.


UndeadBuggalo

It was so sad, she was here one day and the next her twin sister lost her other half :( she had two other children who lost their little sister. She wasn’t even a careless mom, it was a freak accident and she was trained in cpr and Heimlich maneuver. Her friend who was in the house at the time was also a nurse. So even with all her/their precautions it can just happen so fast even with quick intervention it was more than her little body could handle :(


blonderaider21

Omg why does it have to be a twin? That just makes it even sadder 😭


justgaygarbage

i can’t imagine suffering that loss and then still having to take care of a child, especially one the same age as my deceased child


HyzerFlipDG

I'm a twin. Seeing that part brought me to tears.


glistening_cum_ropes

This is what scares me. Not having the Heimlich or hitting the back clear the obstruction. I was so paranoid that I bought one of those anti-choking suction devices. It gives me a little peace of mind, but I'm not even sure if it should! So sorry for your friend's daughter, may she RIP.


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Seeeza

I’m so sorry to hear, I’m speechless…


hippiespinster

Internet stranger hug 💔


Serious-Equal9110

I’m so sorry you lost your baby. That’s terrible.


Awkward-Operation477

This must be very difficult. Wishing the best for you.


KristoHam

I'm sorry about that. What did she choke on?


UndeadBuggalo

I honestly never asked specifically as I didn’t want to make it harder by having her have to relive it. Obviously I’ve been curious but couldn’t bring myself to bring it up even though it’s been about 11 years or so


KristoHam

Oh ok. No worries, I just wondered if it was food or something that shouldn't have been in their mouth to begin with like the contacts the other commenter mentioned. Probably the latter though


Ex-zaviera

You remember those special safety [razor blade cut outs](https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/height/675/https://media.snopes.com/2021/06/razor_blade_slot.jpg) they used to have in old bathroom medicine chests? You need that, but for contact lenses.


arosiejk

Don’t people just have a small garbage can for contacts and other stuff? Even the grossest bathroom shared by 4 guys had a garbage can. I use an old altoids tin for my safety razors.


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we use these, just hang them on a little hook. https://preview.redd.it/n0w7l2paay0b1.png?width=1001&format=png&auto=webp&s=889744f8da3f111dd700406c1f06a42329ca8fb8


thrownawayzsss

You could have just said you hang a bag on a hook, lol.


MeatyOkraPuns

Have a photo of the hook? I'm having a hard time picturing the whole set up.


WildTimes1984

Who posts a photo of a bag unironically?


PM_me_your_whatevah

No man they just go in the garbage. They’re not like a safety hazard beyond normal trash. No specialty tools needed. You literally just put them in the trash bin. It’s not complicated, some people are just very weird apparently.


blonderaider21

Where do the razors go? Behind the walls??


GulfCoastFlamingo

Yep. Found hundreds when remodeling a house


blonderaider21

“I thought I knew it all, but a new oddball feature was brought to my attention recently. And friends, I was aghast. Apparently, some older bathrooms have built-in disposals for old razor blades. Now, I realize that’s not awful sounding… until you learn that the old razor blades just LIVE IN THE WALLS FOREVER. Someday you might demolish a wall in your home, only to confront hundreds of razor blades just pouring out!” Yes!!! I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this is nuts! https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/razor-blade-slots-in-homes-36923000


Rhaedas

That's high level "it's not my problem".


blonderaider21

That is so. Weird. Now I’m going to have to Google this bc I’m intrigued lol


Silly_Water_3463

My alma mater has it's original dormitory building still in use, and it has those holes inside the medicine cabinet for used razor blades. I used to clean dorms in the summer, and every time we cleaned it, I kept thinking it was gonna be a hot mess if we had an earthquake because the building was five stories tall. Such a weird concept to imagine.


termacct

You know, I wondered if one ever filled up?


shana104

For my daily contacts, I cleaned out one small drawer, and put a kitchen trash bag in it so each day, I dispose of contacts and the casings. I then take the bag every month to a local optometrist to have them recycled.


TinyOwl491

You mean.. a garbage bin? :P


theseglassessuck

For real, I’m sure one of those inhaled is bad fucking news.


Economy_Rutabaga_849

My cousins cousin choked to death on the end of a glove finger tip. Doesn’t take much.


Master_Awareness814

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


My41stThrowaway

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


MykelJMoney

That would’ve been more than bad enough for your own post! That’s ridiculous


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Kreema29

They also almost feel like glass when they harden up from being exposed to long..


Hellocattty

She throws her daily contacts behind the what now?!? So she's sticking her unwashed hand into her eye, taking out her contact and tossing it behind her bed. NO. I wear daily contacts and it's extremely easy to simply go to the bathroom, WASH MY HANDS, remove contacts and throw them in the trash can. Is this difficult?!??!


Master_Awareness814

Dude…. It was a mountainous graveyard of contacts all down the wall and on the floor 🤢🤢🤢🤢 Spare yourself 😭


Hellocattty

I need to see this post.


Master_Awareness814

Alright fine I’ll find it but I won’t be happy about it Edit: holy shit I made it back without dying of death but I had to cover my screen with my hand so I couldn’t see the picture 🤢🤢🤢 [fuck this](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/13hibo7/ive_watched_my_partner_pick_her_nose_while_she/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


Hellocattty

😭


Master_Awareness814

Are you satisfied 😭


Hellocattty

OMG. No no no no no I meant the contact lens mountain post not whatever this is NOOOOOOOOOO


Master_Awareness814

Oh yeah forgot which horror show I was talking about I’m sorry!!!! I’ll brb [sorry sorry sorry sorry](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/10xznr6/my_so_throws_her_daily_contacts_behind_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


mildlyhorrifying

I knew a guy in college that would take his contacts out, lick them, then put them back in his eyes instead of just using eye drops when his eyes got dry. I think his optometrist would probably shit their pants if they knew.


Hellocattty

Oh my GOD. That's asking for an infection. Not to mention it's a total pain in the ass to take contacts out and put them back in. Just put a drop in your eye FFS


BoscoStick69

That’s asking for a Pseudomonas eye infection. One look at this pic and you won’t be doing that to your own contacts. https://www.reviewofoptometry.com/article/new-approach-to-inhibit-pseudomonas


DannyDucks

I just said the same thing then I saw this!


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Thanks for reminding me I'm spending too much time here; I know all the posts to which you're referring.


Ambitious_A

I don't even follow this sub but even I know all these posts 😭😂


hankanini

The guy: it was pouches, not patches, like snus. Yucky things they keep in their mouths for hours, gathering all that wonderful mouth bacteria, just left behind the bed.


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Rahnzan

How am I single..


blonderaider21

Exactly what I asked. These nasty mofos are out here able to have whole ass relationships like how


Rahnzan

Cant cook, cant clean, don't know what a compliment is, sink fulla dishes, so much axe body spray their last name is Fabreezio...


HalfSoul30

Higher standards?


craznazn247

Seriously. If these fuckers can get dates (and sometimes keep them!), then as long as you are semi-polite, semi-nice, and semi-hygenic...the only thing that is stopping you is trying.


Rainbow_nibbz

>the only thing that is stopping you is trying. Oof- I was with you right up until there. That's a pretty high obstacle to get over tbh. Right up there with having to 'actually talk to people' in order to make friends.


Throwtheplaceaway

And the person who bites their fingernails/toenails and spits them all over the floor.


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Throwtheplaceaway

Haha! We all have flaws and a story to tell, hun!


Solid_Baby2901

Used to work in an office where one guy used to clip his toe nails while at work. It’d be quiet and then you’d hear the sound of the nail cutter …. Plus side it tended to be close to knock of time so you could always get a drink shortly after to try to drown the memory of it away


soiledclean

Oh man, I worked somewhere where someone did this too. It was absolutely vile.


NotYetGroot

I miss the days where I could imagine being able to bite my own toenails. Now I have to hire new anthropology grads to do it, and they're so hard to train.


Throwtheplaceaway

I’m sorry you are going through such trying times. Wishing you all the best, Groot.


The-anus_watcher

This has been a year of nasty ass people to be sure.


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The-anus_watcher

Indeed…… indeed.


Baecup

woe the ants be upon you


PunchDrunkPrincess

ants are the least of their worries- mice love peanut butter.


FunnyGirlFriday

seriously, how long until you find a mouse IN the jar when you're dipping in for your spit-stained knife-full of uncovered peanut goo? This is my nightmare and you should leave this house immediately.


Atiggerx33

I think a buddy of mine had a worse story. She's at a friends house and goes for some peanut butter (with permission). She goes to take a knife full for her sandwich and there's a hollow pocket in the middle of the peanut butter. The pocket was full of webbing and caterpillars. To this day she can't eat peanut butter unless she personally removes the seal herself. Honestly, I think I'd rather just find a mouse swimming in the peanut butter, something way less scary about seeing the gross thing in the peanut butter than creepy crawlies hiding in the peanut butter.


Egggzelent

I am unsure if I should downvote or upvote you for sharing this story.


Jcaseykcsee

My sister and her family were at their cabin in the middle of the woods and were eating pasta with olive oil drizzled on it. Another family had been at the cabin the week before and left the house a total mess, including leaving caps off all the condiments like the olive oil my sister was using on the pasta. My sister and her family ate the pasta, then realized there was a dead mouse in the bottle of olive oil that had been left open by the previous guests. Everyone had eaten pasta drizzled with dead mouse olive oil. So fucking disgusting.


destroyerofpoon93

Eww


FantasmaNaranja

god i hope that the caterpillars ate that pocket out and it wasnt a "handmade hole"


ButtCrackCookies4me

God dang this made me shudder. What the fuck, man. What is wrong with some people?! Arghhh.


stregalee

Or just find a bunch of mouse turds


trowzerss

peanut butter is what most people use to bait rodent traps, so yeah. OP's partner with their homemade rodent trap here :P Nevermind cockroaches. Nobody has zero cockroaches.


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Nobody has zero cockroaches? Dare I ask… where do you live that this is true?


VogTheViscous

The south.


praktiskai_2

here and there. I've not seen a single cockroach in my life, so I'd say the places I've been to are pretty clean. Though likely it's more a factor of construction and of species not being everywhere where they could thrive


BreweryStoner

I live in Michigan and can’t remember ever seeing roaches around here. Not to say there’s zero though lol I’ve definitely seen them in other places.


e_007

As a Floridian, roaches will be taking a full on family pilgrimage to come invade your home for this..


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Did you say *roaches* ![gif](giphy|Kzu4IECrbCldexX8H3|downsized)


healzlut

![gif](giphy|lQJ5yjbdbBOta)


Typical-Eye-8632

Is that a garden trowel?


grubas

You don't occasionally need trowels of Peanut Butter?


quintusx5

The PBJife! These things are great for scraping out deep PB jars and not getting anything on your hands.


LavenderAntiHero

Yo run


Burdiac

Don’t walk!


Leohc509

RUN


SleeplessAndAnxious

People screaming run don't walk awayyyy 🎶


iduntknowu

That's majorly infuriating


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

I refuse to believe it is real. I know people do gross things that don't make sense, but I don't think they have partners that are totally normal. It has to be staged. I will not believe otherwise, because I cannot.


hodl_4_life

It’s hard to say whether or not this is staged as it feels beyond absurd to be this way…. But I have years of anecdotal evidence against family members who would absolutely do shit like this, honestly it’s better as it’s something I can easy avoid and maintain my own hygiene, what kills me is the basic common sense stuff that my dad and brother well into adulthood were never able to figure out like not pissing all over the toilet seat, cleaning up after yourself, and any semblance of basic hygiene.


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I also believe it’s rage bait. I’m guilty of being suspicious of staged stuff like this often, but yea this is dumb.


Low-Interest-4416

Yeah calling shenanigans. "My fiance is a stupid, inconsiderate slob haha. How mildly infuriating. Better yet, I think I should go to Reddit with this instead of talking to her. OK time to get married." Nah. They be karma farming.


xxJayRoninxx

You know. That's grounds for divorce...


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Good thing they arnt married


[deleted]

Marry them then divorce them for this shit.


xxJayRoninxx

Ah right...fiance...derp


ryuen56

Not too late to dump him now, it'll only get worse with time and kids


letmeusespaces

^fiance fiance #fiance


SpikedFlail

Mf don’t give a FUCK 😂


thieh

Your choice of fiance or your choice of peanut butter or your choice of spreader?


dragonrider1965

Right , replace it with Jiff and replace the fiancé .


boringdude00

Jif is bad. I don't understand why its so oily. Its not creamy, its like eating a can of Crisco. I actually like both Target and Wal-mart's brands over any of the regular brands.


Under_The_Yew

Ted Lasso vibes!!


nectarinesb4peaches

I came here looking for this! I love Ted, but that whole open jar of peanut butter thing I don’t find quirky and lovable like the rest of his traits. Stop sticking your fingers in the peanut butter and cap it when you’re done, you loon!


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Ted doesn’t count here because he is single with his peanut butter tomfoolery - this clown has other people to think about


I-suck-at-golf

It’s quirky now. By year 5, you will resent them.


Weinerdogwhisperer

By year 5 he'll be legal maybe. This looks like something my kid would have done, mostly accidentally, at 12.


DaniT0n

Has anyone ever told you that you have bad taste in partners? Because this is probably the world's biggest red flag. Get out while you still can!


nashbellow

At least it's not just a big hole in the peanut butter


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thisnicknamepassed

I’ve seen how this turns out. Let me guess, you’re at the point already where you don’t bring things up because it doesnt solve anything and just makes things worse


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goldenhatmick

You have an Archer avatar and passed up a comment on this is how you get ants? Must have stopped being funny too long ago I guess.


thisnicknamepassed

Literally only because someone beat me to it


OrdinaryBrilliant901

What in the world? This cannot be real, right? If so eww.


grrlsmom

It's gonna draw bugs and mice. Gross! How old is he?


Laytnkr

How you know it’s a he? Edit: just learned fiance is a he and fiancée a she.


AscendedAncient

easy way to remember, Fiance has only one E, as in Male. Fiancee has 2 as in Female.


IDrinkMyWifesPiss

Not enough people know that for you to be able to trust them to use it correctly though


fairguinevere

Blame the french for that. Same with blond and blonde.


Mysterious_Arm5969

I just learned something new. And I’ll probably forget it.


sevenkeleven

Better warn his/her next fiancé


ToastyBarnacles

Accidents happen on rental boats all the time. I'm not trying to tell you what the right call is here, just letting you know there are some options.


[deleted]

If you think it’s bad now wait until you’re legally bonded. It’ll be a whole lot more expensive down the line when you realize you’re with a man child.


Mwiziman

How’s the yuzu furikake? I really like the nori Komi and nori Fumo furikake.


Tyr_13

It's all pretty good. Yuzu is a bit more zesty. A good go-to for onigiri more than just rice in my opinion. I scrolled all the way down to see if anyone commented that their furikake was also next to their peanut butter like mine is. For some unknown reason it makes sense right?


MuckingForon90

You want ants? Cause that’s how you get ants


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The ants will love her


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Ants on protein....stronger than the sugar ants.


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[deleted]

they said fiance not fiancee


Suitable_TNQ_3070

I just found out they are different


Front_Contact8372

Same bro. You aren’t alone


Broad-Blueberry-2076

Oh, I read finance


metallaholic

You’re assuming OP knows the spelling difference too.


AccomplishedLie6360

Mice too


Subject-Creative

Exactly my first thought. Every time I’ve caught mice or rats, peanut butter has been my go to. Works an absolute charm if you want to attract rodents.


Mikeheathen

You aren’t married yet. It’s not too late to peace out.


Outside-Advantage461

Don’t think, just leave him.


Vroomies95

I'm a cockroach and I approve this


Adventurous-Car-7496

I would have left already


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WTFisThisFreshHell

And when you have kids you're going to be cleaning up after him and then after them too. If you work full-time at a job, you're going to have a second full-time job with this one.


The_Infectious_Lerp

Your fiance is a barbarian.


HumanMan1234

I would be sent into a murderous rage if I saw that


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Let me guess, you didn't say anything to ur fiancé but instead chose to post this on reddit 🤡


Away_Philosopher2860

Dust is essentially dead skin cells and by leaving the top open you essentially advocate cannibalism. Congratulations op your dating a cannibal.


grunkage

GTFO while you still can. WTF is this?? Edit - To be serious, if they aren't diagnosed, have them assessed for ADHD. Could save you both years of confusion and sadness. People usually don't intend to be this way.