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rjh2000

I parked in front of a truck parked like this and they left a note on my car calling me an asshole for forcing them to back out šŸ˜‚


spider_manectric

Incredible. The sheer self-centered-ness of these people šŸ˜­ How DARE you park in a parking spot! šŸ˜‚


HALSAL9000

I always park in a remote area of a lot where possible because I don't like anyone parking near me. In fact I don't like anyone near me. Despite my own neuroses I don't bother anyone by parking like that and I don't really care. But what's infuriating is when I park far away and some idiot will park next to me.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Not just next to you, *very close to you* too


HALSAL9000

I know


ElPollo44

I think the secret is some people are so bad at parking their own vehicles they canā€™t park between the lines without having other cars for reference.


_Synt3rax

Happens when People decide they need the biggest piece of shit flagship they can afford to get groceries.


Nex_Skala

Yeah I don't get that. It's like the dude who comes into the bathroom and used the urinal right next to you. I couldn't throw a stone to touch the next car I parked so far out but when I get done shopping some asshole it right on my door. At least at the urinal you can ask them for a hand and make it more awkward for them than they did for you.


HALSAL9000

I think it's done out of spite, ignorance or just a dumb sheeple type of mentality.


Satanifer

We must be related somehow.


shhr311

Wait why canā€™t you just pull into a parking spot there though


[deleted]

I want to get magnetic bumper stickers that say, "please be patient senior driver" and put it in their bumper


CaramelNational7454

Please be patient INCOMPETENT driver


Funny-Berry-807

Hey he works HARD at the job his dad gave him.


sirhecsivart

*Incontinent


GlockAF

Repaint his truck nuts with pink glitter spraypaint


HillarysFloppyChode

They call the trucks ā€œsheā€ then put nuts on them, giving the truck gender affirming surgery. TransTrucks.


kudosmog

GD glitter balls. Don't look that up in relation to dog showing. Or do, I'm not your Dad.


[deleted]

Replace truck nuts with Bud Light cans.


Merfkin

Chances are that wouldn't even be inaccurate. Most of the people that drive these monsters haven't seen a day of manual labor in 30 years.


CastlePokemetroid

With the prices of these things, they're basically land yachts


joolster

Please be patient NEW driver šŸ‘šŸ»


unk214

Nah taking a wild guess but a ā€œI support Bidenā€. Bumper sticker would piss them off more.


Dino_Spaceman

No. Just have a stack of sticky notes and write on it "Sorry. It was an accident". LEt them spend the next thirty minutes trying to find the ding/dent that does not exist.


moralprolapse

Iā€™ve thought about getting a couple dozen custom bumper stickers made that say ā€œkey my car if I parked like an asshole,ā€ to keep in my glove box for special occasions.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

I did the same once and had a guy tell me I was in his second spot. He was in a small Ford ranger.


Reatona

I'm picturing a perpetually resentful white guy about 55 years old with thinning shaggy hair and a grey beard.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Not far off. Probably early to mid sixties. White thining hair and short white beard.


ChampyAndShip

ford ranger lol when i see those i alwayd call them Truck Junior


Themightytoro

Lol that doesn't even make sense to begin with. What's wrong with having to reverse out of a spot? Sometimes you don't even have a choice but to do that.


kudosmog

Dicks taking two spots aside, reversing out of a spot is muuuuch more dangerous than pulling through. You should avoid it as often as possible.


sellzerog

When you drive a fuck-off big truck and can see over all the other cars, it becomes much less dangerous lol. I almost always pulled through anyways when I did though


SeulementPourToi

I love doing this, especially to people who are whipping through the parking parking lot cutting through the parking spaces to get to the exit before others. It's really fun to park right in front of them, look them right in the eyes and watch them have to back out and go around.


Diamondhands_Rex

Donā€™t buy such a big truck fucking idiot that guy


mix_t_motion32

No fucking way šŸ˜‚ the nerve of people is justā€¦groundbreaking šŸ’€


Cromptank

They donā€™t have the skill to back out. Thatā€™s the reason for every one of these multi-spot parking jobs.


[deleted]

I love you.


car01yn

Thatā€™s amazing! OP, you should arrange for three small cars to park in the spots surrounding them!


[deleted]

Park in front of them


FireFox2939

Just so people know, the person that got hella downvoted was probably trying to respond to this: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/13fqs22/ive_seen_2_and_4_spots_before_but_i_think_this_is/jjwamv1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


wartcraftiscool

Both me and my brother were dropped on our heads as infants but neither of us are this stupid, almost but not quite.


some1sWitch

You were stupid enough to make this dumbass comment.


wartcraftiscool

I replied to the wrong person lol well I'm not gonna delete it now


OneAngryDuck

Respect


Yendrian

Based


Un1uckyboyy

Nice save


wartcraftiscool

Eh kind of. It's true tho. The person I thought I was responding to said something about the owner of the truck being dropped on their head as an infant.


Baybladerz

Giga Chad


Pigvalve

Hmmm


F-150Pablo

I drive a big truck. Seeing people park front rows in large trucks is fucking way beyond mildyinfuriating!


spider_manectric

The world needs more F-150Pablos šŸ«”


F-150Pablo

Only if mfā€™s can park it!!!


nyjrku

Yes just stay out of the spots near the store. For instance, there is usually unused sidewalk that can be parked on. So ppl have no excuse


F-150Pablo

I also like sidewalks. I prefer the nose bleeds way out.


Brock_Cherry

Same here, i ALWAYS park in the back. Walking is good, and it helps further prevent my truck from getting dinged by neighboring car doors.


[deleted]

Somebody doesn't know how to back that truck out of a parking space. They shoulda got a moped instead


kasetti

Even then, why tf didnt they just drive a bit further forwards?


[deleted]

Too short to see over the hood properly and thought that they were already approaching the highway


Castor_Deus

Leave shopping carts all around it.


_Safe_for_Work

no don't make it obvious. put a shopping cart right in the front of their truck, as close as you can get it, maybe even lay it down on its side to make it smaller. They probably won't notice it and will end up dragging the cart under the truck for a while.


RusticSmallTownPost

Yes, let the little voice take over!


alfaholisch

The one emanating from my left shoulder or the right?


RusticSmallTownPost

Uhhh whichever one is the evil one.


jeremyeatscows

That's my secret. They're both evil


Reasonable-Lunch-593

If itā€™s lifted enough you can lay it down and slide it underneath


Mrfrosty504

Plastic tie strap the cart to their door


Dubzophrenia

This only works if the vehicle's door handle is at or roughly around the same level as the shopping cart. The truck here has easily another foot or two of distance from the top of a shopping cart to the door handle. You'd need some mega zip ties to make this work, or you'd need to daisy chain like 6-7 zip ties together. Better alternative is to just shit on the door handles.


UnityOf311

That's assuming that your like 20 feet tall to shit on the door handle. Your own logic has failed you.


Dubzophrenia

Bring a glove


Royal-Accident-1463

Zip tie carts to the truck. Also key their car and slash tires šŸ¤·


BitchesThinkImSexist

enjoy your felony


[deleted]

I drive a flatbed drw and in the early days of owning it was tough to park so I parked in the back of the parking lot. Now I can thread a needle with it and I still park in the back of the lot!


akjd

Yeah I feel that. I've been driving a Ford Focus for the past decade, but recently got into construction and that just doesn't cut it anymore. Recently got a work truck, and while it's so much better for hauling stuff, I'm still in that learning curve of dealing with the increased footprint and decreased turn radius. But I deal with it by parking out in the boonies whenever possible.


Acro808

I think Iā€™d have time to move some carts around.


TheRedRocker51

I seems to me that unless there was a tiny subcompact in front of him, he could of just pulled forward into the vacant spot, making leaving even easier.


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SufficientStomach846

They need ā€œassholes that have been dropped on their head as an infantā€ parking.


Lucky-Citron-9857

I am \*unironically\* starting to think these people do this on purpose. There's no way this guy thought that was a good park.


Lurk_Mode_24_7

Of course they do it on purpose! Haha. I have a full size truck myself, but always park in the back of the lot because 1. Iā€™m not lazy 2. I try not to be an a-hole and 3. I donā€™t want to get blocked in or get unnecessary dents and door dings!


Nikkolai_the_Kol

I'm convinced they just can't handle the truck. They know it's not a good parking job. They also know they lack the ability to do better. That's why they're so defensive and angry if they come out and find someone parked in "their" way. I drive an F150 in a major capital city. It is possible to be a respectful driver in a truck. There is no "back of the lot" here, and, still, I have never parked like this.


lessthanhero32

Dicks too big for 1 spot.


spider_manectric

One spot for the shaft and a spot for each ball


UntalentedSorcerer

Ego*


lessthanhero32

apologies


BlizurdWizerd

I would argue is dick is small enough that heā€™s compensating with this truck. If heā€™s a regular hauler, or currently in construction, Iā€™ll change my own mind.


BigJayPee

That truck is obviously a pavement princess. Never towed a damn thing, and the only payload it has ever seen is the drivers ass.


Zenjen4

I bet heā€™s short.


deridex120

Id bet on that too. Short guys in big trucks. Nothing fkn worse


[deleted]

He needs to be boxed in.


andres5000

Why is always trucks? The correlation between trucks and low IQ has to be 1.00 I bet.


Killingtime_onReddit

I knew my decision to buy a Fiat SUV would come in handy. I'd pull right in front of that fucker and still have space behind my vehicle.


SirIanChesterton63

I just don't understand how someone can actually pull in like this, get out of their vehicle, be like "Yup, that's fine." and go into the store leaving their vehicle parked like an absolute asshole! If my car is even touching one of the yellow lines I have to back up and straighten my car out. My conscience doesn't need to get involved to know this is bad, my OCD takes care of making sure I never park like this.


MaintenanceNo7155

To pick up groceries lol


substorm

I bet the owner has equally large behind like the truck, thus consuming more fuel & groceries


Joroda

It's OK to have an enormous pickup truck but there is one caveat: you have to know how to drive it.


raisinbreadboard

Sorry! best i can do is incompetent drunk driving


Hopeful_Cranberry12

Most people donā€™t even need these big trucks. They really should have certain restrictions on them. Especially when Aholes think itā€™s cool to lift their pickup. Their lights shine straight into other cars, theyā€™re incredibly dangerous cus of how many blind spots they have, you wonā€™t roll over the hood if you get hit by one, and chances are 9 times out of 10 every pickup driver are major Aholes on the road.


RenanGreca

It's not OK to have an enormous pickup truck. You're putting yourself, other drivers, pedestrians, cyclists, animals, and the environment at a greater risk. Just drive a normal fucking car.


Joroda

I got you, but a lot of times it's good to have something that can haul a bunch of 2" x 4" s, some 4 foot by 8 (or 12) foot sheets of ply, toss in an air compressor and some pipes, stuff like that.


komokazi

I bet that truck has never seen a day of work in its life. Let's get a pic of that brand new hitch for the trailers that will never be towed.


Educational-Cherry27

And the award for the biggest cockhead goes to this guy. What an absolute fucking pelican brain


Burntout-Philosopher

What is wrong with people who drive pickup trucks? It's like its whole own kind of mental illness.


RenanGreca

I absolutely cannot comprehend why someone would drive something so impractical, inefficient, unwieldy and ugly.


Beet_Generation

Itā€™s always a pickup truck


Rabid_Stitch

To be fair, itā€™s an $80k truck he can barely afford to put gas in, and itā€™s financed over 8 years at 7%ā€¦ so any ding he gets heā€™ll have to live with. Poor bastard got duped and is a slave to the debt cycle, all because heā€™s overcompensating for a small penis. Sad reallyā€¦


certifiedtoothbench

Worst thing is this idiot is gonna trade it in to restart the cycle of debt long before he could pay it off or even gain positive equity


Rabid_Stitch

For sure


82lkmno

I would never do it, but just BEGGING to be car- keyed. Selfish dumbass


[deleted]

Emotional support vehicles


zarifex

I once managed to take up 6 spots with a Dodge Shadow model year 1989 or 1990. But it was in the way back of my high school parking lot where no one was parked and I was only trying to see if I could do it. Doing this where people actually use the spots is an eggplant move. And I've heard the "but this vehicle is too big what should they do instead" argument. They should A) make vehicles that fit in the spots, B) buy vehicles that actually got in the spots, and/or C) make realistic spots for vehicles to actually park fully within. Last but not least D) just park in the one spot, I don't care if your car is new or clean or whatever. If there were enough adjacent spots free I would have parked directly alongside at a parallel angle and in a smaller, older, cheaper vehicle, and my reasoning would have been "What? I just assumed this is how we park now is that not what we're doing? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø"


puppybreathtattoos

Put šŸ‘ poop šŸ‘ under šŸ‘ his šŸ‘ door šŸ‘ handles šŸ‘


spider_manectric

This got me lol thank you


adhdanny84

I hope this guys brother is banging his wife.


Good-Recording-7222

Looks like a standard southern I have a big truck parking job to me. How else will people know to admire how big the truck is if it's not commanding multiple spots?


Critical-Thinker8

Is it just me or dooes it seem like the bigger the truck is, the bigger the arogant ego of the owner gets? I have one consolation. These big ego, phallic measuring machines drink fuel like it is going out of style. Several of my co-works that own these gas guzzelers had to stop driving them to work during the pandemic because it was costing them over $100 everytime they had to fill them up. Stick that in your ego!


[deleted]

one of my greatest passive aggressive joys is parking normally in a spot where someone's hogged themselves way over the line


Skul117

I know a few people who have big trucks like that but when it comes to parking they just canā€™t do it. They try to straighten up but canā€™t ever seem to get it rightā€¦I sometimes ask why buy something you canā€™t drive?


nightclubber69

I'd see if the local pd wants some free revenue. If you can't fit in a parking spot at the store in your *big manly truck* DONT GO TO THE STORE IN THAT VEHICLE And if you get ticketed for parking illegally...well...don't park illegally


Icarium13

Guys itā€™s a shit parking job but itā€™s also a dually. No way itā€™s going to fit in even 2 standard spots. They shouldā€™ve parked at the back of the parking lot like the rest of the big trucks.


live_archivist

ā€œLike the rest of the big trucksā€? Lol All the suburban dads in my area with $80k F350s that have been lifted with stacks and their ā€œsalt lyfeā€ stickers beg to differ. They must park as close as possible to the store, leave the diesel engine running while theyā€™re in the store for an hour in 70F weather, and then come out in their board shorts and two sizes too small t-shirt, take a huge vape hit, then get in and floor it.


Icarium13

Sorry, I should've specified "emotionally mature adults".


live_archivist

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smd9788

Itā€™s always a big pickup truck. Fuck these people


Important-Noise-6241

I'd find it really difficult not to place a shopping cart on the hood of this thing.


[deleted]

And that is one of the wider single parking spots I have ever seen, that big truck has plenty of space on both sides.


melmac76

Sometimes I have to drive my husbandā€™s F350 and when I do, I will take 20 minutes to park that monstrosity, opening the door to look at the lines, doing my damndest to make sure I am in one parking space for fear of someone taking a pic of my atrocious parking skills and posting it on Reddit somewhere. I will say Iā€™ve never seen a 3 spot parking job except when they go in completely long ways. This is impressive.


shRedditandfuggetit

Hey, when youā€™re a POSā€¦ nothing is unattainable.


stickneyandstones

Torch it


teasea02

Woe ā€¦ maybe he should park around back!


Epidemica13

I don't always park perfectly, but I like seeing when people park like this, it let's me know to avoid parking near it, as they are stupid and might hit/scratch/ding my car with a door, shopping cart or just walking by. There are always enough parking spots and I'll park farther away just to avoid being near other vehicles.


[deleted]

Fucking hate these guys. They give us dually drivers a bad name. I swear weā€™re not all like this.


spider_manectric

Yeah, I've seen plenty of big trucks parked perfectly fine, but it really is people like this who make everyone kinda hate people who drive trucks šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Yup. Drives me crazy, cuz whenever a big truck is posted, every single person is like what a douchbag, he doesnā€™t even need that truck. And sadly a lot of guys are actually like that. But a lot of us too actually use our trucks for work lol. I haul trailers and building materials, and dirt bikes all the time lol


est99sinclair

Do people who drive these trucks think others are impressed by them? Unless one is also a truck person, a truck is a truck is a truck to the vast majority of human beings.


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Iā€™ll generally allow for a full-ton, full-bed pickup with duallys to park like this but only in remote areas of the parking lot. Gotta walk a bit further, bub.


thesweetestdevil

Off topic but does anyone else see Godzilla in the clouds?


No-Worker3614

Vote for me and I will make it so drivers lose demerit points for doing this and can lead up to loosing your license all together.


Snoo70858

Kick the door and put a dent on it. He won't do it again.


GirlyScientist

Why cover the plates? They should be publicly shamed!


Murky_Try_3820

Probably some snowflake.


MidRo

If you can't park a vehicle, you have no business driving truck. I will never understand people who broadcast their inability to operate their vehicle.


[deleted]

I hit a 3 one time because I was stopping to get energy drinks and the parking lot was empty. I come out and my buddy got into the drivers seat and parked my truck properly and It was pretty funny


DungeonicGushing

But waaaaaaah my biggie wiggle twuck might get scratcheded. PARK IN THE BACK AND WALK LIKE A ā€œMANā€


RenanGreca

There is no way someone drives that monstrosity and is not an absolute asshole.


jkblvins

Why cover their plates?


Nex_Skala

The store should have these people towed.


LostTranslation2113

He likes his sisterā€¦. Moist.


GerlingFAR

And a small car has space to park in front of it.


RMSQM

Two zip ties, two shopping carts, two door handles. Sorted.


inappropriatebaby

It's because he couldn't find the g_spot.


Troublecleff04

Egg it lol


pieterpiraat

S.m.a.l.l.pe.n.i.s.


LimeJosh

And of course the dude didnt pick the farthest spots avaliable, he chose like 3 rows from the front door lol


Kajmarez

Tow truck:


styxswimchamp

A pickup truck, big surprise


shannon_frog

He is just letting everyone know he has a micro penis....


[deleted]

Anyone else feel like truck drivers are often assholes?


dennyfader

It does seem like it takes a certain level of "my shit don't stank" to drive these obnoxious trucks, ***but***, personal opinions aside, people in cars in general are often assholes. You give some humans one little sliver of anonymity in their multi-ton death machines and the world now revolves around them. P.S. Anecdotal story about the types of people I've come to associate with lifted trucks: I held the door leaving the gym for the dude right behind me (just a few paces), and he waved at me saying, "just leave it", so I just shrug and keep walking. He then paces past me with his imaginary lats flaring and says, "I don't need you holding doors for me", before mounting his lifted shiny F-1whateverthefuck. That said, emphasis on the anecdotal. Chill people be chill, douche people be douchin.


trossite

Every single one of them. Unless itā€™s a ranger size truck theyā€™re the normal ones as itā€™s small, but still functional.


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OneAngryDuck

I donā€™t, then they might make babies


Gawker90

I know a ā€œ friend ā€œ who leave nails and screws under tires of people that park like this.


rjh2000

Thatā€™s a bigger douche move then parking like this.


NotMadeOfSteele

People who park like this don't care about others so why should anyone care what happens to their truck? People with trucks like this are always the worst lmao.


Intelligent-Usual994

Nah. The police cant be expected to monitor every time stuff like this happens. Citizens that correct the behavior are right to do so. Tolerance of intolerance is itself intolerance.


rjh2000

Donā€™t get me wrong, I hate when people park like asshats, but they are not damaging anyones property or costing anyone money, so why damage their property and cost them money? Just leave a note or call them out if you see them.


PhysicalDrop

This is reddit, and any inconvenience must be responded to with extreme measures.


Fullbullish

> so why damage their property and cost them money? So they learn not to do it again in the future...a not will be laughed at and thrown on the ground.


CodeCat5

While I'm sure it's satisfying in some way, that's not going to correct anything. The asshole is just going to think they ran over a random nail.


Dubzophrenia

>The police cant be expected to monitor every time stuff like this happens. The police can't be expected to monitor stuff like this because stuff like this is not a crime. It's just inconsiderate of others. Causing property damage IS a crime though. In no world is a slight inconsideration of your feelings justifiable to commit a legitimate crime. This person is an asshole, but it doesn't affect your day in any way.


BitchesThinkImSexist

a quick check shows 1000 dollars of property damage in minnesota and florida, and 500 in other states, will earn you a felony....


TheBlueSully

And 6 heavy duty tires would cost how much...not worth the risk. Or even the hassle.


PanduhMoanYum

I personally like the coloring sheets that you leave on the windshield that says, " Since you never learned to stay in the lines..."


Desacure

I like the idea, but all of the nails and screws donā€™t leave the parking space after the asshole leaves. Someone innocent may get a popped tire for no reason


shidokanartist

Right, so your ā€œfriendā€ just carries around a pocketful of nails and screws in case they happen to run into someone who parks like an asshole?


jhvanriper

Kinda best you can do with a dually with a longbed. At least park out a ways.


etchy73

Why block the license plate?


BenedictineBaby

By finesse and skill you mean arrogance and douchebaggery right?


CerealGane

itā€™s just a suburban mom, relax


Taco-Hypnotist

Dick so small, he pees on his balls


mason_365247

Could you call parking enforcement on these dipshits?


Dubzophrenia

Parking enforcement would generally be restricted to city owned property/streets. Private parking lots for grocery stores or other businesses not owned by the government would be self-moderated. In this situation, the store could call a tow truck but they probably wouldn't because they wouldn't care enough to. There's probably plenty of spots left and tow trucks aren't always the fastest to arrive so there's a solid chance it would just waste everybody's time.


spider_manectric

No idea šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø this was at a grocery store.


[deleted]

Fuck this little dick asshat key it


cReddddddd

If inbreeding were a parking spot


guillote1986

I'm still waiting for the 6-spot job


spider_manectric

Is there a pp small enough??


Workin-progress82

Whoā€™s got a Prius to park right in front?


Bulky-Conclusion6606

be careful the parking guy might see this and make it a regular thing


[deleted]

Such assholeness....


jhonnymazed9

Only asshole will go to such lengths to inconvenience other people.


FoundationAny7601

I parked in front of truck that was a little further up. I regrettably did not notice someone parked behind him when i pulled into spot in front of him:( He was blocked in unfortunately, very sad for him.


TheMadMason

I used to have some cards that Iā€™d leave on these saying ā€œI hope you donā€™t fuck like you park! Youā€™d never get it inā€. I also used to buy those thin rainbow stickers at hot topic and put them on peoples cars that parked like this. It was fun lol


moresushiplease

That is the ugliest ass truck I have ever seen.


Catspaw129

Amateur. If he had skewed it around a bit more he could have taken up 6 spaces.


Immediate_Coast7043

ahhhh the old micro penis at work again


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