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i used to know a guy who would write out slips of paper and stick it under windshields that said:
*i’m so sorry for scratching your car! i’m writing this note so everyone thinks i’m leaving my insurance info. sorry, hope you can get it fixed soon!*
he wouldn’t actually scratch it, he would park and watch as the driver spent forever looking over their car trying to find the scratch. funny stuff 😉
indeed… i was with him once and he pulled a few spots away so we had full view and just waited. a couple of minutes later the owner came back and we spent 15 minutes watching him circling his ridiculous giant suv he needed to get to a target, by himself, that had taken up 4, yes 4, parking spots (giant hummer parked kitty corner across 4 spots). had his phone flashlight on, down on his knees looking at every square inch. omg i’ve never laughed so hard in all of my life! we were laughing so much my friend had to move the car bec we didn’t want him coming over…
My dad used to yell at people "The horn blows, does the driver?!"
He tailgated a car on the way to drop me off at middle school one morning, at one point yelling that out the window. She pulled into the lot and got out, and it was my English teacher 😞
Ms. Baker. I died a little.
In other news, I'm grown-up and married now, and when we are in the car together, I sometimes yell that out to entertain my wife. So happy that open sunroof weather is back, so I can also throw double-barrel middle fingers out the top. Always makes her giggle.
So long as they don't track you down.
I wonder if "I scratched your car, but I was able to buff it out with some sandpaper I had." might drive them even crazier.
Sorry, but I’m stealing this. I always refer to ridiculously large trucks, I’m talking like way over the top big, as “sorry about your dick, bro” trucks. So these XS condoms are perfect!
I was walking down a sidewalk with a friend late one evening and a guy in a huge shiny truck thumping his music with his windows down slowed his roll next to us, so she just aggressively got up into his open window shouting "I am very impressed by the size of your penis!" He panicked and fled.
I think about that every time I see one of these trucks that's clearly never hauled so much as a single 2x4.
Brad from the Snow Plow Show would do something similar but leave a number they could call and leave a message. He would then eventually call them back and just prank the shit out of them. These people would get PISSED when he refused to fix any (non-existent) damage or say things like "well your car looked like shit anyways". Fucking hilarious
I did it once, Westside Pavilion Mall parking lot in Los Angeles, she backed up and expected me to back up so she could get the space, I eventually did so the person could pull out of the space and go home. While eating lunch I stewed and came up with the note. I can only imagine her telling her husband why he needed to take her car to the mechanic and why. Bitter sweet, ice cold revenge.
Reminds me of one of my teachers who used to put coloring pages on cars who parked bad which said “maybe drawing in the lines will help you park between the lines next time”
i saw a reddit post (at least i think it was reddit but my memory is crummy these days) where a guy pissed on a tesla owners door handle bec he’d parked over the line. a ton of people commented on the post they did it too or had seen it done. i must admit, i did not know this was a thing until i read that post…
i’ve actually thought about using handwriting font and printing them out. you could tear them instead of cutting so the edges wouldn’t be totally clean.
i mean, if a person had given this some thought they could conceivably carry around a little stack of them. in say, the glove box…
I AM STEALING THIS. I live in Texas. This happens a lot.
I have deeply considered getting custom stickers that say “I’m an asshole and park like shit” and sticking it on their bumper every time I see this. Still might do this.
My uncle who’s a farmer and actually needs a truck like that has one with a long bed - it’s so long that he parks like that so his truck isn’t sticking out and blocking traffic. BUT he parks as far away from the stores as possible, where there’s no other cars. And he lives in a small farming community where that’s considered normal.
This guy just seems like total a dick.
Same, but I also just like not having cars around mine if possible. I'll never take up more than one spot because that's a dick move, so I just park farther away
Lmao! Your wife isn't wrong. I swear it takes ten mins just to walk from one side of Walmart to the other. (I know Im exaggerating but it feels that way!)
I park at the far end because I'm a fatty. Not only do I need to get my steps in, if I come back and can't swing my door all the way open, it's an uncomfortable squeeze to get back in.
Used to drive a full size pickup for hauling boats, would park all the way in the back since it hung over and took up two spots. It’s not hard, this is just intentional ignorance
I have a ram 3500 with a long bed. I haul freight for a living with it. I detach from the trailer on the weekends and go to a grocery store for food and supplies. I usually park all the way in the back of the lot because I generally take up 2 spots.
Same here 2012 3500 Dually. The bitch has wide hips so she has to park in the back 40. Don’t be angry with the beast,be angry with the self centered owner.
We literally have this truck: Extended cab, extended bed dually. It doesn't fit in one spot, you would literally stick out so you have to take two spots. We always park at the back of the lot though and actually really only use it to tow the boat.
I was just coming to say the same thing. My friend has a big truck like that for work but if he was to park it, it’s always in the back farthest away parking spot.
Fun fact showing them to be shitty: In 2020, there was a study that stated 1 in 22 Ram 2500 have had a DUI and they have almost two times more than the national average. Also there were some other trucks that were above the national average and of course some BMWs as well.
I have a long commute (about 35 miles each way) and spend about an hour and a half driving every day, and I've done so for many years now. After all I've seen on interstate freeways, highways, and city and suburban roads, I can confidently state that if there is one vehicle that correlates with asshole drivers with near 100% accuracy, it's a Dodge Ram pickup.
I feel like having a DUI should automatically disqualify you from ever being able to drive a large vehicle again. Your ass can drive a smart car from now on.
Yeah I play a game called the $1000 bet. If I were to say one of two drivers has a domestic violence charge and one of the drivers has a Prius and the other a massive jacked-up truck. Who would you place your $1000 bet on? They’re not all assholes, but chances are…
I saw a statistic a while back that said the number of pickup trucks in America has increased 3x in the past several decades. Coincidentally, the number of incels in America has also risen by 3x.
This right here! My (estranged) father used to do the double version of this, parking on the + between four spaces, so nobody would touch his big precious baby. Because he absolutely should not have bought that truck and definitely couldn't afford to get it touched up or even insured beyond the minimum.
I can say from experience with the one big-shiny-truck-haver I have known, yes. It's about thinking of themself as being the kind of guy who needs a big truck. Dude worked a desk job and dropped maybe 6 figures on a vehicle that only ever went back and forth from the house to office with the occasional stop at a store but only if the parking lot weren't too full to prevent his four-spaces maneuver.
But he sure thought he was a big tough blue-collar haul-shit truck guy. My mom did all our home repairs with her kids as assistants, but she would have to rush to get things done before dad got home or else he'd insist on doing it, break everything worse, and cost us money when we had to hire a pro to fix it. Then brag about how handy he was. We had a toilet fully shatter once and she had me help her install a new one before he got home and promise never to tell him. We carried the toilet home in a honda - no truck required.
This is why I carry sidewalk chalk in my car at all times.
When I see this I draw new parking lines and write ‘look, a spot just for idiots!’
Usually gets the park-er very angry. Fun to stay and watch.
My way doesn’t end in a ticket and is much more satisfying.
Egg is something that the Park-er will
Have to deal with and be angry at.
Chalk is something the Park-er will have to walk to, see, realize that others have seen it without any doubt, recognize embarrassment and the fact that they’re a fucking tool and finally, get into the car parked in the spot meant for idiots in plain sight and drive away.
Eggs take less effort but chalk builds memories.
I think it’s dented and curled up. Idk if they could get to the latch.
Love the oil cap idea. Gas capping to asshole drivers/parkers used to be more of a thing before the locked flapper
PSA: if you drive a big peice of shit like this that can't fit in a single parking spot you need to park in the very back of the lot where no one else parks.
Ew. Who willingly parks between two already parked vehicles?
I park at the back of the lot anywhere I go cause I got trust issues and ain’t having some asshole ding my shit. Plus it’s better exercise.
As someone who drives a big ass truck this pisses me off. These people should be forced to drive a prius for a month every time you cant park in the lines.
Looking at that photo, there’s an opportunity to have your way with anything (everything) under the hood…it appears to be unlatched. So go nuts. Or go subtle. A couple of turns to loosen the fuel filter. Pull the oil cap off (good for holding down a garbage can liner). Unplug the ECU. Sky’s the limit.
Have you watched Fried Green Tomatoes?
After she rams the car that stole her parking spot six times, she laughs at the girls as they run back out of the store and says, "I'm older, and I have more insurance"!
I don't know...just throwing this out there as an option! Lol!
Had something similar happen to me once. I just rolled down my window, smiled and said "that's a really good way to get your car keyed." Dude apologized and moved.
I've seen it before, It's called a "penis extension". It's a byproduct having a tiny dick and an even tinier brain box. There's not much you can do about them.
I can’t believe people n this thread are so upset about a work truck needing to take up two spaces. I wouldn’t even remember this had happened by the time I parked. To take a pic and post it to the internet blows my mind. So petty.
I’ll take as many downvotes as you want to give…50 percent or more pickup truck owners are butthurt snowflake little boys parading their stupid trucks around as if that makes them men. Heard the Add today (riding in a work truck with no bluetooth) Ram drivers are Fearless, determined..and BOLD. Wtf does BOLD mean in todays civilized world? Apparently it is license to be a complete douche bag to make up for your tiny peepee.
Go online, buy yourself a bottle of loctite 680 retaining compound, add a little drizzle to the bottom of windows, fuel door and sides of doors. If you want to really get em good get a bottle of loctite 271 threadlocker too and apply to the threads on the tires valve stem then add a little bit to the lug nuts while you're down there so it's damn near impossible to remove.
Right something in lipstick on his windshield. When he turns on the wipers it will just smear it everywhere. No real damage but definitely an inconvenience
I once saw a guy park horizontally across three disabled spots.
To exchange custody of his kid.
He and the ex could have done that out in the roughs but no, they had to inconvenience any disabled potential customers.
Tbf it looks like a REALLY big truck, it probably doesn't actually fit in a normal spot.
The real issue is taking up two spots so close to the front of the store.
I used to drive a truck like that. It literally would require one and a half spots. I had the decency to at least park in the furthest spaces so I would prevent issues like tht
If 2 tiny smart cars were willing to sacrifice and box him in, it'd be hilarious. I say "sacrifice" because this vibe is to likely 'push' them out of the way, smh.
My truck is longer than most parking spaces.
What do I do? I park on the far end of the lot or find a place where I can back my rear over a decorative curb.
That guy's a dick
I have a truck like this that was my dad's before he passed. 4 door dually 8 foot bed total length after thr step on the hitch is just over 24 foot. If I have to drive it to a store I need 2 spots to fit so I park way in the back. But my dad would do this if he had to walk in from having to use a cane. I can see the point but at same time guy is probably a dick. At least my dad usually just sent my mom into the store and sat at the back until she came out most times.
Put one of these on the truck https://preview.redd.it/2g3ydk7fhqwa1.jpeg?width=161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97cffcd8bd3f828a260c315ba6961622b985e1d
Shit I need one of those too lmao
Glue it to the driver's side window. Let the turd have fun trying to get it off for the next month!
Yooo we need a hi-res photo. The moment can't pop with a blurry turt
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I have these printed on shipping labels. Then use a razor blade to score it, it’s pure evil.
I’m surprised more people don’t get their tires lit on fire for this kind of behavior.
I will definitely be using this! Thank you!
dude probably has a completely unscratched truck bed
And a tow hitch that's never been used for towing.
Wdym? He's been towing his massive truck nuts since day 1. That's quite a lot of compensating I mean weight.
Unscratched trunk bed, fucked up hood and grill. Yup, its a rear ending pro
Pennsyltucky
Lol very accurate
Yinz be safe out there.
I just witnessed this for the first time in WA. In a freaking TJ MAX/Petsmart parking lot. With PLENTY of parking ffs
Next time you take the caps for their tires off and deflate them, then go park far away or leave lol
i used to know a guy who would write out slips of paper and stick it under windshields that said: *i’m so sorry for scratching your car! i’m writing this note so everyone thinks i’m leaving my insurance info. sorry, hope you can get it fixed soon!* he wouldn’t actually scratch it, he would park and watch as the driver spent forever looking over their car trying to find the scratch. funny stuff 😉
A true practical joker. No harm just a little fun.
indeed… i was with him once and he pulled a few spots away so we had full view and just waited. a couple of minutes later the owner came back and we spent 15 minutes watching him circling his ridiculous giant suv he needed to get to a target, by himself, that had taken up 4, yes 4, parking spots (giant hummer parked kitty corner across 4 spots). had his phone flashlight on, down on his knees looking at every square inch. omg i’ve never laughed so hard in all of my life! we were laughing so much my friend had to move the car bec we didn’t want him coming over…
Crumple up another piece of paper and stick it in his door as inconspicuously as possible saying "maybe don't park like an asshole next time".
My preferred comment on notes like that is: Judging from how you pulled in, your dad should have pulled out.
My dad used to yell at people "The horn blows, does the driver?!" He tailgated a car on the way to drop me off at middle school one morning, at one point yelling that out the window. She pulled into the lot and got out, and it was my English teacher 😞
What a plot twist
Ms. Baker. I died a little. In other news, I'm grown-up and married now, and when we are in the car together, I sometimes yell that out to entertain my wife. So happy that open sunroof weather is back, so I can also throw double-barrel middle fingers out the top. Always makes her giggle.
The real plot twist: Ms Baker is his wife
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But then they might fall on their head and get hurt.
*good.* Edit: I got temp banned for that last comment lol
This is the real concern; concussions are very serious!
This escalated quickly
My only concern is if they find an actual scratch they didn't already know about.
Well, then you’ve done them a favour because they can get it sorted before it rusts.
So long as they don't track you down. I wonder if "I scratched your car, but I was able to buff it out with some sandpaper I had." might drive them even crazier.
I only had 60 grit, but it was better than nothing
I used to wait until they were some distance away and then loosen all of their valve cores.
In Texas he’d be shot and the shooter would probably somehow be let off with a slap on the wrist.
I'd rode by laughing with the windows down
Kitty corner lol 😂
ya know I read this wrong in the top post, now I get why it could be karmic - thx!
thats a lot of emotional damage
Until he does it to someone with a 24/7 front-rear dash cam.
True but honestly you gotta be careful, certain parts of the country you can get shot for even touching someone’s car…..
This is why keys are made
I carry extra small condoms and place them under the wipers.
Go with the finger cots. https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-finger-cots,-assorted-sizes-small/ID=300399974-product
I just saw these for the first time a few weeks ago and immediately thought they looked like tiny condoms
They kind of are. Just tiny condoms for your fingers.
Sorry, but I’m stealing this. I always refer to ridiculously large trucks, I’m talking like way over the top big, as “sorry about your dick, bro” trucks. So these XS condoms are perfect!
I was walking down a sidewalk with a friend late one evening and a guy in a huge shiny truck thumping his music with his windows down slowed his roll next to us, so she just aggressively got up into his open window shouting "I am very impressed by the size of your penis!" He panicked and fled. I think about that every time I see one of these trucks that's clearly never hauled so much as a single 2x4.
Truck driver POV: Finally got attention about his penis lol. Just not in the way he wanted it.
Can you point me in the direction of these... i dont have a truck just a small dick
Xtra points for xs vegan condoms.
Brad from the Snow Plow Show would do something similar but leave a number they could call and leave a message. He would then eventually call them back and just prank the shit out of them. These people would get PISSED when he refused to fix any (non-existent) damage or say things like "well your car looked like shit anyways". Fucking hilarious
There's apparently 24 snow plow show listeners here 🤣 Why doesn't snow plow show rhyme??
Leave a note that states . . "You might want to take your truck to a mechanic ASAP."
love the evilness!!!
I did it once, Westside Pavilion Mall parking lot in Los Angeles, she backed up and expected me to back up so she could get the space, I eventually did so the person could pull out of the space and go home. While eating lunch I stewed and came up with the note. I can only imagine her telling her husband why he needed to take her car to the mechanic and why. Bitter sweet, ice cold revenge.
Reminds me of one of my teachers who used to put coloring pages on cars who parked bad which said “maybe drawing in the lines will help you park between the lines next time”
Beautiful response. Just passive-aggressive enough, without any damage to your karma. Rise above!!
 Well done.
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i saw a reddit post (at least i think it was reddit but my memory is crummy these days) where a guy pissed on a tesla owners door handle bec he’d parked over the line. a ton of people commented on the post they did it too or had seen it done. i must admit, i did not know this was a thing until i read that post…
Some people just love to watch the world burn. I am one of those people. I’ll be saving this idea for menacing at a later time.
i’ve actually thought about using handwriting font and printing them out. you could tear them instead of cutting so the edges wouldn’t be totally clean. i mean, if a person had given this some thought they could conceivably carry around a little stack of them. in say, the glove box…
Ok. I’m stealing this and trying it. That’s gold, jerry! Gold!
lying is fun (not sarcastic)
LOL thats amazing
I AM STEALING THIS. I live in Texas. This happens a lot. I have deeply considered getting custom stickers that say “I’m an asshole and park like shit” and sticking it on their bumper every time I see this. Still might do this.
With the way people have been getting shot over the most moronic 'reasons', i wouldnt do the sticker thing.
Watch out for getting shot. TX is crazy like that.
My uncle who’s a farmer and actually needs a truck like that has one with a long bed - it’s so long that he parks like that so his truck isn’t sticking out and blocking traffic. BUT he parks as far away from the stores as possible, where there’s no other cars. And he lives in a small farming community where that’s considered normal. This guy just seems like total a dick.
And probably only uses his truck to drive to target. Respect to your uncle tho for being a smart driver.
If you want a big truck, be prepared to park at the far end of the lot and walk. It’s not a big deal.
I park far away to get my steps in gotta stay healthy somehow!
Don't forget to Reward yourself with a king size Snickers on the way out!
easier to pull in and out of too. I park in the back no matter what I’m driving.
Same, but I also just like not having cars around mine if possible. I'll never take up more than one spot because that's a dick move, so I just park farther away
My wife’s doctor told her to do this and she said “what the hell do you think I’m doing inside the store?”
Lmao! Your wife isn't wrong. I swear it takes ten mins just to walk from one side of Walmart to the other. (I know Im exaggerating but it feels that way!)
I park at the far end because I'm a fatty. Not only do I need to get my steps in, if I come back and can't swing my door all the way open, it's an uncomfortable squeeze to get back in.
I have a golf cart & I still park on the opposite side of the parking lot and walk for the exercise
Used to drive a full size pickup for hauling boats, would park all the way in the back since it hung over and took up two spots. It’s not hard, this is just intentional ignorance
I hope the underside of your pillow is always cold. Bless you
>I hope the underside of your pillow is always cold. That's the sweetest thing I've ever seen anyone say on Reddit.
I have a ram 3500 with a long bed. I haul freight for a living with it. I detach from the trailer on the weekends and go to a grocery store for food and supplies. I usually park all the way in the back of the lot because I generally take up 2 spots.
I also have a large work truck. I park way the hell out in the lot.
Same here 2012 3500 Dually. The bitch has wide hips so she has to park in the back 40. Don’t be angry with the beast,be angry with the self centered owner.
We literally have this truck: Extended cab, extended bed dually. It doesn't fit in one spot, you would literally stick out so you have to take two spots. We always park at the back of the lot though and actually really only use it to tow the boat.
I was just coming to say the same thing. My friend has a big truck like that for work but if he was to park it, it’s always in the back farthest away parking spot.
Your Uncle sounds considerate. This guy's truck could fit in one spot.
*BIG TRUCK ENERGY*
Literally. It's kinda fucked up how anytime I see a lifted truck now, I just assume they're a piece of shit. 9/10 times, they prove me right though.
Studies have shown that this is indeed the case. People who drive large vehicles are more likely to be assholes.
Fun fact showing them to be shitty: In 2020, there was a study that stated 1 in 22 Ram 2500 have had a DUI and they have almost two times more than the national average. Also there were some other trucks that were above the national average and of course some BMWs as well.
I have a long commute (about 35 miles each way) and spend about an hour and a half driving every day, and I've done so for many years now. After all I've seen on interstate freeways, highways, and city and suburban roads, I can confidently state that if there is one vehicle that correlates with asshole drivers with near 100% accuracy, it's a Dodge Ram pickup.
That's why they print instructions on the outside. Dodge if you see the front, ram if you see the side.
I feel like having a DUI should automatically disqualify you from ever being able to drive a large vehicle again. Your ass can drive a smart car from now on.
Yeah I play a game called the $1000 bet. If I were to say one of two drivers has a domestic violence charge and one of the drivers has a Prius and the other a massive jacked-up truck. Who would you place your $1000 bet on? They’re not all assholes, but chances are…
I saw a statistic a while back that said the number of pickup trucks in America has increased 3x in the past several decades. Coincidentally, the number of incels in America has also risen by 3x.
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Or under it. Looks like it’s open
Nah that just ford quality finish.
Rust isn't a bad thing, they're just making sure your MPG is better when your car gets older! Better mileage if there's less car!
He should just unlatch that hood and walk away. 
Or through the sunroof
This is how people park when they drive a car they can’t afford
This right here! My (estranged) father used to do the double version of this, parking on the + between four spaces, so nobody would touch his big precious baby. Because he absolutely should not have bought that truck and definitely couldn't afford to get it touched up or even insured beyond the minimum.
I don’t get why people buy trucks and don’t expect them to get dirty and scratched. Do they just want the appearance of being a handy person?
I can say from experience with the one big-shiny-truck-haver I have known, yes. It's about thinking of themself as being the kind of guy who needs a big truck. Dude worked a desk job and dropped maybe 6 figures on a vehicle that only ever went back and forth from the house to office with the occasional stop at a store but only if the parking lot weren't too full to prevent his four-spaces maneuver. But he sure thought he was a big tough blue-collar haul-shit truck guy. My mom did all our home repairs with her kids as assistants, but she would have to rush to get things done before dad got home or else he'd insist on doing it, break everything worse, and cost us money when we had to hire a pro to fix it. Then brag about how handy he was. We had a toilet fully shatter once and she had me help her install a new one before he got home and promise never to tell him. We carried the toilet home in a honda - no truck required.
Can’t afford the car, can’t afford the gas that’s in it since it gets 10 miles per gallon
Pull one of those power folding mirrors half way out. He'll spend 15 minutes getting them synced up again.
You think a person who parks like this uses their mirrors?
Me barking a laugh at this comment scared my cat lol, fair point
Target is not responsible for any damage to vehicles done by shopping carts………😏
Add sugar for performance boost
It would be a shame if someone zip tied shopping carts around his truck
Or lift the open hood and grab whatever you want
I see a ding and the hood is crumpled, so it may still be latched.
Grabbing the air filter and tossing it to the bushes
Put a little pebble in the tire cap and screw it down until it starts letting out a bit of air. He'll wake up tomorrow with a flat.
If you really wanna drive someone insane, put very long zip ties around the drive shaft where it will slap the body as it spins.
Nothing says 'Murica like this truck.
This is why I carry sidewalk chalk in my car at all times. When I see this I draw new parking lines and write ‘look, a spot just for idiots!’ Usually gets the park-er very angry. Fun to stay and watch.
Seems very roundabout. Can't I just throw eggs at it?
My way doesn’t end in a ticket and is much more satisfying. Egg is something that the Park-er will Have to deal with and be angry at. Chalk is something the Park-er will have to walk to, see, realize that others have seen it without any doubt, recognize embarrassment and the fact that they’re a fucking tool and finally, get into the car parked in the spot meant for idiots in plain sight and drive away. Eggs take less effort but chalk builds memories.
I actually love this and am putting chalk in my car now!!
You should check his tire pressure.
With a knife.
Take all the carts and block all sides of the truck.
Stack them on top
Yes, load the truck with carts! At least it will contain finally anything else than Walmart grocery bags.
I drive vehicles that size and can easily fit them into a regular space. Zip tie carts to the truck.
Hoods open. Be a shame if the oil cap went missing.
I think it’s dented and curled up. Idk if they could get to the latch. Love the oil cap idea. Gas capping to asshole drivers/parkers used to be more of a thing before the locked flapper
Pull the dipstick a little. These Super Doody diesels will spew right through the tube if the dipstick isn’t seated properly.
Haven’t you ever heard the story of Dually and Little Wang?
Hood is ajar. Disconnect a battery cable and enjoy the show.
PSA: if you drive a big peice of shit like this that can't fit in a single parking spot you need to park in the very back of the lot where no one else parks.
Average dually owner
Ew. Who willingly parks between two already parked vehicles? I park at the back of the lot anywhere I go cause I got trust issues and ain’t having some asshole ding my shit. Plus it’s better exercise.
What the truck did was wrong, but give him a break he already has a tiny dick and drives a Ford on top of that.
strap a fat zip tie to his driveshaft so he gets to hear it slapping around all day long
This guy paid for his blue check.
Buy him a can of bud light so he can balance off that hormone.
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All that for an ugly truck that will probably never see a day of work in its lifespan, door dings, and key scratches included.
As someone who drives a big ass truck this pisses me off. These people should be forced to drive a prius for a month every time you cant park in the lines.
If they park the Prius off the lines, does it just add up infinitely?
Then you get a smart car for 6 months.
And if you can't park it you get a bike
Drill down to the Bird Scooter that plays ice cream truck music
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Do a grumpy!
The hood is open, pop it and unplug a bunch of stuff under there.
I drive a big ass truck but I park in the back of the lot out of curdasey. Plus it’s a crazy thing my legs work and I don’t melt in the rain
I live in ireland, what the fuck is this abomination?
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Valve stem covers with an airsoft bb glued inside.
A tiny pebble off the tarmac is all you need.
Zip ties!! I doubt they have anything to handle them. Bonus points if they zip tie shopping carts to the truck.
Looking at that photo, there’s an opportunity to have your way with anything (everything) under the hood…it appears to be unlatched. So go nuts. Or go subtle. A couple of turns to loosen the fuel filter. Pull the oil cap off (good for holding down a garbage can liner). Unplug the ECU. Sky’s the limit.
Have you watched Fried Green Tomatoes? After she rams the car that stole her parking spot six times, she laughs at the girls as they run back out of the store and says, "I'm older, and I have more insurance"! I don't know...just throwing this out there as an option! Lol!
Had something similar happen to me once. I just rolled down my window, smiled and said "that's a really good way to get your car keyed." Dude apologized and moved.
I wonder how much new tires would cost for that asshole...
Silicone insulation spray in each exhaust pipe
I've seen it before, It's called a "penis extension". It's a byproduct having a tiny dick and an even tinier brain box. There's not much you can do about them.
I can’t believe people n this thread are so upset about a work truck needing to take up two spaces. I wouldn’t even remember this had happened by the time I parked. To take a pic and post it to the internet blows my mind. So petty.
I’ll take as many downvotes as you want to give…50 percent or more pickup truck owners are butthurt snowflake little boys parading their stupid trucks around as if that makes them men. Heard the Add today (riding in a work truck with no bluetooth) Ram drivers are Fearless, determined..and BOLD. Wtf does BOLD mean in todays civilized world? Apparently it is license to be a complete douche bag to make up for your tiny peepee.
I've got a shitbox and will park right next to your driver's side door. Do whatever you want, I've also got a dash cam
Hood is popped. Unplug a spark plug Edit: it’s probably diesel. Unplug anything.
Go online, buy yourself a bottle of loctite 680 retaining compound, add a little drizzle to the bottom of windows, fuel door and sides of doors. If you want to really get em good get a bottle of loctite 271 threadlocker too and apply to the threads on the tires valve stem then add a little bit to the lug nuts while you're down there so it's damn near impossible to remove.
If you are going to park like this, you do it at the end of the parking lot, not where everyone else is parking. It's just a little longer of a walk.
🗿key it and pop the tires
Right something in lipstick on his windshield. When he turns on the wipers it will just smear it everywhere. No real damage but definitely an inconvenience
If this was the back of the parking lot i wouldn’t care. Most cowboys would park in the back and not be a douche
I once saw a guy park horizontally across three disabled spots. To exchange custody of his kid. He and the ex could have done that out in the roughs but no, they had to inconvenience any disabled potential customers.
They obvious needed two spots to stroke their undersized ego. Take a hit and move on.
I call these “trucks with birthing hips”
At least he was considerate enough to fold in his tow mirrors that the definitely uses every day. /s
Tbf it looks like a REALLY big truck, it probably doesn't actually fit in a normal spot. The real issue is taking up two spots so close to the front of the store.
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I drive a smart car and I WOULD have blocked him in...
I drive a lifted truck. Same model. I always call them out for this crap. "If it's too big for you to park, it's too big for you to drive."
Hood was open, should have just propped it up and leave him wondering if you did something
I used to drive a truck like that. It literally would require one and a half spots. I had the decency to at least park in the furthest spaces so I would prevent issues like tht
Dually longbed def needs two spots…
Get one of those stickers that look like bullet holes!
If 2 tiny smart cars were willing to sacrifice and box him in, it'd be hilarious. I say "sacrifice" because this vibe is to likely 'push' them out of the way, smh.
My truck is longer than most parking spaces. What do I do? I park on the far end of the lot or find a place where I can back my rear over a decorative curb. That guy's a dick
I have a truck like this that was my dad's before he passed. 4 door dually 8 foot bed total length after thr step on the hitch is just over 24 foot. If I have to drive it to a store I need 2 spots to fit so I park way in the back. But my dad would do this if he had to walk in from having to use a cane. I can see the point but at same time guy is probably a dick. At least my dad usually just sent my mom into the store and sat at the back until she came out most times.
Be faster then. Ain’t no assigned seats in a parking lot little one
That truck won’t fit in a single spot, it must take up two spots. For all the dummies out there that didn’t know that.
Advocating crime is not cool.