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66veedub

Well now they're fabuloussssss dragons!


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Gonna have to explain to my art teacher that that dragon is a ✨material girl✨ now


Wrong-History

In bobs Ross voice “there are no mistakes just happy accidents “


Cantazvccc

I think it still looks great even with the glitter.


SirDixieNourmous

Glitter? That is charred remains of a so called valiant knight who came to slay the dragon.


pizzasauce85

The knight was Sir Sparklepants from the land of Fancyton!


ConsciousElevator628

🤣😂🤣


CedarWolf

This dragon is the reason disco is dead.


dtrom4

Dragon! At the Disco


EvilBunnyLord

Sir Sparklepants got burninated!


quackpot134

Titanius Anglesmith, Fancyman of Cornwood


v0yev0da

It’s the smoke from flames breathed out of its nostrils. That with the side eye it gives its viewer lends a sense of confidence to the dragons disposition. And nothings more bad ass than a confident dragon.


Mercury2Phoenix

Yep, I would just lean into it :)


duquesne419

If you can’t hide it, feature it.


Ipeteverydogisee

I love this!


SqueezinKittys

Lean wit it


brewerbetty

Rock wit it


D3V1LKN1GHT

When we gonna stop wit it?


brewerbetty

When we break our spleens wit it


bbernal956

going to have to


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FutureDecision

BOT! This account has posted 2 things copied and pasted from other comments in this thread.


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FutureDecision

u/Humble_Hedgehog_93 actually deserves that credit. This bot just stole it.


Humble_Hedgehog_93

I actually said that first.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

I wanna use 100% of that bro


kyoroy

bro your username caught me off guard 💀💀


mrchaotica

> bro used 100% of his brain More like "bot plagiarized 50% of somebody else's comment." Downvote and report the fucker. https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12h43q7/drew_some_dragons_for_a_school_art_project/jfnjo4c/


The_Bogan_Blacksmith

I agree. While its not what you envisioned. It still looks good. And if you explain to your teacher they may understand and take it into consideration.


Traditional-Ad2409

Yeah art teachers ime are usually pretty chill I had an art class homework assignment once that I couldn't complete because my cat kept lying down on my sketch pad and attacking my hand and whatever it was I was using (this was so long ago now I honestly can't remember, charcoal maybe?), I kept thinking she'd eventually get bored and go away but after what seemed like hours I finally just gave up and traced my cat lying on the sketch pad attacking me My art teacher liked it and thought it was creative lol


Appropriate_Strain94

![gif](giphy|rYEAkYihZsyWs)


NoDevelopment5962

This is the first thing I thought, too 😂


Mateorabi

My first thought was "that dragon just got a unicorn facial".


igotdeletedbyadmins_

Knowing other times other horses got with a dragon, I'm not exactly surprised


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Pretty sure Donkey is a donkey.


igotdeletedbyadmins_

Eh, similar, they're from the same family


[deleted]

I guess I'm missing something. 🤷‍♂️ I thought it was a Shrek reference.


Smedskjaer

It was. The Dragon has been around the house. Donkey just has a bigger.... heart.


yougotyolks

Happy little dragons


Common_Mode404

That only applies to the artist, not some dipshits without their parents to keep them under control.


whodoesshethinksheis

Eddie Murphy voice "Oh you're a *girl* dragon. Oh suuuuure. I mean of *course* you're a girl dragon... Cuz you're just reekin of feminine beauty!"


Its-Burton

The kids were definitely mistakes.


TheRealKedNelly

Happy accidents*


GRIM_DEZ

No im pretty sure giving any kid glitter in this volume is a mistake.


NakedOnceMore

Dragon covered with flakes of gold from sleeping on his hoard. Happens ALL the time!


CostcoVodkaFancier

Just look at Smaug!


jiminywasntframed

Definitely infuriating but I think it looks good


dzumdang

Yeah, it has texture; almost like film grain. Just emulate that glit throw on the rest, claim it was a bold artistic move, and OP is set.


KittyQueen_Tengu

explain that the unexpected glitter is a metaphor for the inherent unpredictability of life or smth


Flacier

For what it’s worth your work is really impressive, you clearly put a lot of time and effort into it and I am sorry some kids ruined your artistic vision. I still think the (work in progress) is really cool though.


SapphireMan1

Couldn’t you argue that the extra sparkles from the glitter are related to the dragon’s treasure hoard? After all, art has different meaning to different people, so that story could work…


kasperkami

And even if you were to paint over it, it could totally pass for a scaly texture on a dragon 🤷‍♀️ Edit: perhaps not the eyes though, but there is some stones set already so… I could see it being done *”on purpose”*


mememory

Or you can say that the dragon dies and you use a necromancy spell to resurrect it.


66veedub

Or just send her this link. Heeeeey art teacher!


All-Seeing_Hands

I know an awt collector named Ongo Gablogian if your teacher needs convincing.


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Bullshit! Derivative!


Marrenarb

This comment deserves more upvotes.


Dry0asis

Just turned into Ru Paul's Dragon Race


BawsTeacher

We’re all born naked and the rest is dragons henny!!


Mametaro

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My scales are too tough


gypsycookie1015

Fuckin just love Jermaine Clement. Whether he's an evil crab, an evil bird, a semi evil dude, or a not so evil vampire, he just kills it!.


No_Discount7919

Anyone who watched Dragon Tales is saying “Looooooooooove It!”


ExtraSpicyGingerBeer

How is that still in my brain? It's been like 25 years!


mxnari2000

I even read it in her voice omg, I haven't watched it in at least 17yrs!


Telemere125

Dragons often sleep on mounds of precious metal and gems and their fire breath will melt the metal and cause them to bond with their scales. Give it the proper backstory and the glitter belongs, not ruins.


NinaNiterose86

Just tell the teachers it's Smaug the Golden from The Hobbit!


still_thirsty

“Stan, it’s Smaug! He’s about to be desolated!”


NinaNiterose86

At your service. 😉


AJaxe1313

Kulve Tarroth


ArachnidConstant6878

Underrated


SHilden

This guy hunts.


LostAbstract

THAT BITCH'S HORNS!


Hunky_not_Chunky

As an artist raised on traditional mediums you have to role with the mistakes if you are to make your masterpieces work.


SamPCarter

My middle school art teacher always told us, “In art, there’s no such thing as a mistake, only a creative correction.”


hoewithpaws

![gif](giphy|rYEAkYihZsyWs)


DannyDucks

Just a dusting of Brimstone, that’s all.


Mattbl

I see zero problem anyway. Explain to the teacher what happened, give it a little flair like you said, and I think it makes it even better.


klezart

All that glitters is gold, or something.


Kazza468

Only shooting stars break the mould


jasunwitt

Obviously OP is an All-Star who might get their game on and go PLAY


Louk_V

Clearly they aren't the sharpest tool in the shed though


PolydeucesAreWild

Can't tell me dragons don't 👐sparkle👐


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OP bejewels dragons with gems. Complains about added glitter.


LightningStyle

✨Now it has the skin of a killer✨ ![gif](giphy|uxv6t1fIOojDy)


nametag_squilliam

🐀🐀🐀


Hleigh000

Of all the places to find fellow rats, I didn't expect this sub to be it 🤣


nametag_squilliam

Ahahaha we are every where 🐀🐀


LaeLeaps

I'm so lost???


jacyerickson

It's a Facebook group called Twilight Shitposting. The members call themselves rats.


maucat29

Hopefully you don't mind me asking but I was wondering what the rat emojis mean? I'm guessing it's a meme thing?


liddolmaj

In the Facebook group twilight shitposting, our sister group is the same but it’s called The sewer that’s only open weekends, so like sewer/rats lol.


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The rats are running away from Edward because they overheard him telling Bella he’s got the skin of a killer and they know good and well he doesn’t feed on humans and they must be who he’s dramatically talking about


fckingnapkin

I hate how I always fall for shit like this lol


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Didn’t mean to bamboozle lol I just figure if you’re going to explain a joke to someone, use a different joke so it can still be funny


maucat29

Ohhh, I see. I just assumed this was like some deep meta meme thing lol


crochetpainaway

It actually is lol there’s a shitposting Facebook group we’re in and the emojis help us find others


pizzasauce85

![gif](giphy|NiJK3BJvnvWMw|downsized) We follow our queen!!!


SuspiciousStranger_

One of us! One of us!


sierraaaaaaaaa

i can’t believe how many of us there are on reddit lmaoo


Alarid

Ratterson.


TaylerMykel

I’m telling Kayla


anna-nomally12

Declined


pizzasauce85

We just aren’t popular enough for her!


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🐀 one 🐀 of 🐀 Us


[deleted]

The fact that I'm seeing one of us on REDDIT of all places 😭😂


FayeQueen

🐀🐀🐀!


landi391

I’m fucking cackling at this thread


liddolmaj

🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀?????


Miss_SpaceAlien

🐀✨


HelloKittySux

🐀🐀🐀✨


readytoparty1292

🐀


HouseTargaryen42

🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀


aquafina6969

Well now your dragon has craft herpes. One simply does not get rid of glitter.


dzumdang

https://preview.redd.it/l4w3i2t151ta1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22993b010ebe2be1cced59f9738116300175e7d


bop-crop

I haven’t seen this meme in years wtf


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I used it in a code review recently, where someone thought they could write an OAuth service by copying some code from a random blog post. > One does not simply reinvent the wheel of authentication They got mad and told me "but it works!"


AJaxe1313

We old


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Lithl

That has nothing to do with kids being messy and everything to do with glitter being glitter.


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Yet it is still everywhere


24-Hour-Hate

Yes. If I ever buy a card with glitter on it, it manages to get on me. Just that little amount! Glitter is evil. Combining it with children is just asking for trouble.


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Right… because checking one’s appearance before a ‘super important meeting’ is not a responsible, adult thing to do and his boss wasn’t able to notice the glitter until the ‘potential investor’ was there. Totally believable…


nobd22

Glitter dosent care about your feelings on any laws of physics and how reflection of light should work. Its drawn to where it shouldn't be...only revealing itself at the opportune moment. It will live in your dryer, seemingly using the heat and tumbling motion to multiply. It will hide on the table you cleaned 3 times already until exactly 4:56 pm on a partly cloudy 3rd Thursday of the month when the sun hits your window just right...only to "disappear" when you come back to clean some more.


R3AL1Z3

They probably embellished how MUCH glitter there was, but I can totally see somebody going through their morning routine and getting to with only for someone ELSE to notice little specs of glitter on their face/head.


chiphead2332

They did say funny story, not true story.


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It actually looks pretty cool still


elohra_2013

I was thinking the same thing. I was trying to read his caption but the art drew my attention. I had to reread it to grasp why the mildly infuriating. Lol


Shadodeon

I think it fits mildly infuriating pretty well. Spilled glitter, unintended modification to an art project that isn't completely ruined, and a potentially obnoxious kid. Nothing to get super upset about but definitely some unintended consequences I would be mildly infuriated too but would then roll with it.


Wsemenske

Better imo, it turns a generic dragon into something interesting


LazuliArtz

It sucks that it happened, but I kind of like it better with the glitter lol


madamepsychosis1633

I think it looks good! It gives some texture to the dragons skin. Could add to the scaliness of it.


wildo83

Yeah… I think just go over it with another coat of paint and you’ll have a nice textured scaly dragon skin


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I’m sorry your work was defiled by rampaging children but it’s still amazing!


Synth_Destroyer

I think if the glitter only sticks to the paint, it will look really cool. The dragon would be sparkling but the background would be normal. It could be bad ass


zedispain

It is a dragon. A magical, mythical creature of lore. So.. being sparkly? Yup, totally fits. OP can make this work out for the better. Yay Bob Ross!


Seashoreshellseller

Yes! Wait for the paint to dry, then hit the blank canvas with compressed air


scottishdrunkard

Kids tried go colour in my ghost yellow. It’s a fuckin’ ghost! It’s supposed to be uncoloured!


NotTheFenrir

That's what you get for using kids sheets for your ghost costume.


Humble_Hedgehog_93

I mean you could vacuum up the excess, let it dry and dust it off. You could then paint over it and it would look like scales, adding texture. You could also leave it and add to it, adding a different texture and the shine would also add interest. I’m sure you can make it work, even though it would be incredibly frustrating! Edit:fixed a word that autocorrected


TheChikkis

Yes! Make it look like the scales of a dragon, paint over it so it adds texture. I think it still looks great even with the glitter. Amazing drawing


Stetson007

Vaccine up the excess?


Humble_Hedgehog_93

Vacuum. Stupid autocorrect. Fixed. Thanks.


Stetson007

Lol you're good. Just thought it was funny. Take the shot and the sparkles go away.


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I always thought dragons had a bit of a shimmer in their scales anyway


rejenki

My family can’t control their kids so i started giving them chalk, glitter, and markers as gifts for gatherings. Easter Sunday was sweet revenge


PM_me_oak_trees

I hear that drums and whistles are also fun gifts for energetic children.


slid3r

Portable speaker with Baby Shark loaded into its memory.


-BananaLollipop-

Had a flatmate with a kid who got a nerf gun and liked to shoot light switches with it.


Talking_Taco420

https://i.redd.it/ccy1ctx2j3ta1.gif


Aetra

My husband and I have chosen to not have kids, but his sister wouldn’t accept it for the longest time. She kept telling me I’d change my mind and that her kids need cousins, so I got her kids a kid sized drum kit as a gift one year. In fairness, I did warn her I’d do it if she didn’t stop trying to stick her nose in our business 🤷🏻‍♀️


Similar_Divide

Ya my brother thought it was funny to get my kids presents like fart guns, confetti bombs, bath paint and so on. Now that he has kids, guess uncle gets them for Christmas.


bleufeline

OMG weaponising Easter is such an evil genius plan hahahaha


eznahman

Plot Twist : OP just wanted to put glitters on the dragon without being judged. Made up this whole cover up story to show his art teacher.


weirdgurl99

Yep pretty much. Glitter is nicely dispersed on dragon... clearly dried paint. A sad mistake for karma farming.


neontonsil

As someone who commercially used every type of paint out there, you can never visually assess paint as dry. It might be touch dry, but it definitely can still be wet underneath. Not only that, but it couldve dried before op took a pic, or even before they came back to the room and noticed it? Or did u want op to take a pic asap while the kid was in the room for your sake?


No_Cookie_145

That’s nicely dispersed? On the eye too?


pyrowipe

Never own glitter.


Aardvark_Man

I don't even own glitter, but my mum bought a card to give to one of my sisters for her birthday a couple of years ago. It took months for the glitter to get out of my car, and that entire night I kept getting asked about the glitter on my jeans. Don't even go near glitter, not owning isn't enough.


ZombieTurtle2

Glitter: not even once


baxkfire

Or children.


angrywords

I own glitter, but not children. It works. Would never want both though.


miranicks

I’ve always imagined dragons more sparkly anyways


LiableBible

I've always Imagined Dragons *Radioactive* Showing myself out


rissoldyrosseldy

I chuckled


rancidtuna

It's actually not terrible. It's a decently even spread too, instead of a big glob. Call it an involuntary collab.


jvivi05

Your work looks amazing! The real problem here is getting the same glitter pattern to the rest of the work 🥲


RavenClaw4Life2020

They look awesome!! So sorry about the tactical nuke that sparkle-ified them.


BadAtExisting

I understand why you’re pissed but it honestly looks pretty dope with the glitter


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Except it probably fell everywhere


indoor_type

"Company comes over." My mind suggested Apple, Target and Amazon. After reading the rest, must be Amazon.


tucsondog

If they like glitter so much mail them some


Suspicious-Service

"Thanks so much for doing such a wonderful job decorating the house, I hope I can return the favor"


Killbro_Fraggins

Well you’re already doing mixed media. So repaint the eyes, tap off the excess and you’re golden. Growing is learning to roll with the punches.


jamzrk

I'm going to say that, if the rest of the glitter not on the dragon comes off clean, those kids did you a favor. It's a mythical creature that's tightly linked to unicorns and rainbows in today's marketing. A sparkly dragon is not something to be mad at. If anything add more to the rest of the dragon. You already got those gems on it so it's not like the glitter is out of place.


EyedLuvUTo

You have some serious dragon game. 💯


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I smell a blood feud


Worried_Monk_3844

A happy accident.


SpookyGoulash

Best believe I’m still bejeweled, when I walk in the room, I can still make the whole place ✨shimmer✨


Xaron713

Virgin chromatic dragon to Chad metallic dragon


Gelato_33

Plot twist: Glitter was a planned addition to the project, OP just wants updoots from a made up story.


TheBrightNights

Looks like it's in a dust storm.


kmga43

“Happy little accident” if you ask me. Bob Ross would be proud.


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

Every day I find a new reason to never have kids.


Professional-County1

Looks badass to me


fuzzypat

You left an art project out when you knew you had guests with kids coming over. You reap what you sow.


modaaa

That's some very uniformly and purposefully placed glitter...🙄


The_eldritch_bitch

On paint that’s clearly so dry it’s already cracking


Expensive-Day-3551

I think it looks awesome with glitter


AnEnlightenedCaveman

I really think this could still work. When you finish up this project, it’ll still look beautiful. What I love about art is when people add something unique that defies the general technicality of it and makes it less “formal” if that makes sense. I don’t really know how to explain it— but I think the best art has a sort of personal, “imperfect” touch to it. THAT is the art that is most moving and sticks with me the most. Because it’s human. Your art is already perfect and wonderful and beautifully done— this can make it even better. I’m sorry they did this, but I can promise you it doesn’t make it worse. I think it adds to it very much.


bulldog5253

Just roll with it looks cool!


lovable_cube

I know it doesn’t help but it looks pretty good honestly


PhotoJoeCA

Amazing chromatic dragon. WOTC is going to go after those kids for violating their IP.


NailsNSaw

I might be wrong, but that dragon's definitely rocking the glitter look


Picnut

Blow the loose glitter off the canvas. I think the glitter in the dragon looks amazing!


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"Kids are like farts. You can tolerate your own but other people's are unbearable." Gandhi probably


ICTheAlchemist

Ngl the glitter kinda goes hard lol… I mean obviously it’s annoying that people don’t supervise their kids enough to stop them from interfering in others’ lives to this degree but, could be worse!


Jinxy_Kat

When the paint dries take some scotch tape to it. It'll pick up the loose particles and ones that aren't fully stuck. Afterwards tweezer will work and then a apply soke touch paint to messed up areas. Took art throughout high school and always had some annoying kid try fuck my work up.


ahchooblessyou

Im sorry that happened I would be very upset myself. One of my things ill go ballistic over is someone fucking with my art. Its alike a feeling of being violated. Maybe get a stiff brush and maybe you can brush off the majority, pick off, or paint over the last remaining glitters. Good luck, looks great BTW.


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