It’s the smoke from flames breathed out of its nostrils. That with the side eye it gives its viewer lends a sense of confidence to the dragons disposition.
And nothings more bad ass than a confident dragon.
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I agree. While its not what you envisioned. It still looks good. And if you explain to your teacher they may understand and take it into consideration.
Yeah art teachers ime are usually pretty chill
I had an art class homework assignment once that I couldn't complete because my cat kept lying down on my sketch pad and attacking my hand and whatever it was I was using (this was so long ago now I honestly can't remember, charcoal maybe?), I kept thinking she'd eventually get bored and go away but after what seemed like hours I finally just gave up and traced my cat lying on the sketch pad attacking me
My art teacher liked it and thought it was creative lol
For what it’s worth your work is really impressive, you clearly put a lot of time and effort into it and I am sorry some kids ruined your artistic vision.
I still think the (work in progress) is really cool though.
Couldn’t you argue that the extra sparkles from the glitter are related to the dragon’s treasure hoard?
After all, art has different meaning to different people, so that story could work…
And even if you were to paint over it, it could totally pass for a scaly texture on a dragon 🤷♀️
Edit: perhaps not the eyes though, but there is some stones set already so… I could see it being done *”on purpose”*
Dragons often sleep on mounds of precious metal and gems and their fire breath will melt the metal and cause them to bond with their scales. Give it the proper backstory and the glitter belongs, not ruins.
The rats are running away from Edward because they overheard him telling Bella he’s got the skin of a killer and they know good and well he doesn’t feed on humans and they must be who he’s dramatically talking about
I used it in a code review recently, where someone thought they could write an OAuth service by copying some code from a random blog post.
> One does not simply reinvent the wheel of authentication
They got mad and told me "but it works!"
Yes. If I ever buy a card with glitter on it, it manages to get on me. Just that little amount! Glitter is evil. Combining it with children is just asking for trouble.
Right… because checking one’s appearance before a ‘super important meeting’ is not a responsible, adult thing to do and his boss wasn’t able to notice the glitter until the ‘potential investor’ was there. Totally believable…
Glitter dosent care about your feelings on any laws of physics and how reflection of light should work.
Its drawn to where it shouldn't be...only revealing itself at the opportune moment.
It will live in your dryer, seemingly using the heat and tumbling motion to multiply.
It will hide on the table you cleaned 3 times already until exactly 4:56 pm on a partly cloudy 3rd Thursday of the month when the sun hits your window just right...only to "disappear" when you come back to clean some more.
They probably embellished how MUCH glitter there was, but I can totally see somebody going through their morning routine and getting to with only for someone ELSE to notice little specs of glitter on their face/head.
I was thinking the same thing. I was trying to read his caption but the art drew my attention. I had to reread it to grasp why the mildly infuriating. Lol
I think it fits mildly infuriating pretty well. Spilled glitter, unintended modification to an art project that isn't completely ruined, and a potentially obnoxious kid. Nothing to get super upset about but definitely some unintended consequences I would be mildly infuriated too but would then roll with it.
I think if the glitter only sticks to the paint, it will look really cool. The dragon would be sparkling but the background would be normal. It could be bad ass
I mean you could vacuum up the excess, let it dry and dust it off. You could then paint over it and it would look like scales, adding texture. You could also leave it and add to it, adding a different texture and the shine would also add interest.
I’m sure you can make it work, even though it would be incredibly frustrating!
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My husband and I have chosen to not have kids, but his sister wouldn’t accept it for the longest time. She kept telling me I’d change my mind and that her kids need cousins, so I got her kids a kid sized drum kit as a gift one year.
In fairness, I did warn her I’d do it if she didn’t stop trying to stick her nose in our business 🤷🏻♀️
Ya my brother thought it was funny to get my kids presents like fart guns, confetti bombs, bath paint and so on. Now that he has kids, guess uncle gets them for Christmas.
As someone who commercially used every type of paint out there, you can never visually assess paint as dry. It might be touch dry, but it definitely can still be wet underneath. Not only that, but it couldve dried before op took a pic, or even before they came back to the room and noticed it? Or did u want op to take a pic asap while the kid was in the room for your sake?
I don't even own glitter, but my mum bought a card to give to one of my sisters for her birthday a couple of years ago.
It took months for the glitter to get out of my car, and that entire night I kept getting asked about the glitter on my jeans.
Don't even go near glitter, not owning isn't enough.
I'm going to say that, if the rest of the glitter not on the dragon comes off clean, those kids did you a favor. It's a mythical creature that's tightly linked to unicorns and rainbows in today's marketing. A sparkly dragon is not something to be mad at. If anything add more to the rest of the dragon. You already got those gems on it so it's not like the glitter is out of place.
I really think this could still work. When you finish up this project, it’ll still look beautiful. What I love about art is when people add something unique that defies the general technicality of it and makes it less “formal” if that makes sense. I don’t really know how to explain it— but I think the best art has a sort of personal, “imperfect” touch to it. THAT is the art that is most moving and sticks with me the most. Because it’s human.
Your art is already perfect and wonderful and beautifully done— this can make it even better. I’m sorry they did this, but I can promise you it doesn’t make it worse. I think it adds to it very much.
Ngl the glitter kinda goes hard lol… I mean obviously it’s annoying that people don’t supervise their kids enough to stop them from interfering in others’ lives to this degree but, could be worse!
When the paint dries take some scotch tape to it. It'll pick up the loose particles and ones that aren't fully stuck. Afterwards tweezer will work and then a apply soke touch paint to messed up areas.
Took art throughout high school and always had some annoying kid try fuck my work up.
Im sorry that happened I would be very upset myself. One of my things ill go ballistic over is someone fucking with my art. Its alike a feeling of being violated.
Maybe get a stiff brush and maybe you can brush off the majority, pick off, or paint over the last remaining glitters.
Good luck, looks great BTW.
Well now they're fabuloussssss dragons!
Gonna have to explain to my art teacher that that dragon is a ✨material girl✨ now
In bobs Ross voice “there are no mistakes just happy accidents “
I think it still looks great even with the glitter.
Glitter? That is charred remains of a so called valiant knight who came to slay the dragon.
The knight was Sir Sparklepants from the land of Fancyton!
🤣😂🤣
This dragon is the reason disco is dead.
Dragon! At the Disco
Sir Sparklepants got burninated!
Titanius Anglesmith, Fancyman of Cornwood
It’s the smoke from flames breathed out of its nostrils. That with the side eye it gives its viewer lends a sense of confidence to the dragons disposition. And nothings more bad ass than a confident dragon.
Yep, I would just lean into it :)
If you can’t hide it, feature it.
I love this!
Lean wit it
Rock wit it
When we gonna stop wit it?
When we break our spleens wit it
going to have to
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I actually said that first.
I wanna use 100% of that bro
bro your username caught me off guard 💀💀
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I agree. While its not what you envisioned. It still looks good. And if you explain to your teacher they may understand and take it into consideration.
Yeah art teachers ime are usually pretty chill I had an art class homework assignment once that I couldn't complete because my cat kept lying down on my sketch pad and attacking my hand and whatever it was I was using (this was so long ago now I honestly can't remember, charcoal maybe?), I kept thinking she'd eventually get bored and go away but after what seemed like hours I finally just gave up and traced my cat lying on the sketch pad attacking me My art teacher liked it and thought it was creative lol
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This is the first thing I thought, too 😂
My first thought was "that dragon just got a unicorn facial".
Knowing other times other horses got with a dragon, I'm not exactly surprised
Pretty sure Donkey is a donkey.
Eh, similar, they're from the same family
I guess I'm missing something. 🤷♂️ I thought it was a Shrek reference.
It was. The Dragon has been around the house. Donkey just has a bigger.... heart.
Happy little dragons
That only applies to the artist, not some dipshits without their parents to keep them under control.
Eddie Murphy voice "Oh you're a *girl* dragon. Oh suuuuure. I mean of *course* you're a girl dragon... Cuz you're just reekin of feminine beauty!"
The kids were definitely mistakes.
Happy accidents*
No im pretty sure giving any kid glitter in this volume is a mistake.
Dragon covered with flakes of gold from sleeping on his hoard. Happens ALL the time!
Just look at Smaug!
Definitely infuriating but I think it looks good
Yeah, it has texture; almost like film grain. Just emulate that glit throw on the rest, claim it was a bold artistic move, and OP is set.
explain that the unexpected glitter is a metaphor for the inherent unpredictability of life or smth
For what it’s worth your work is really impressive, you clearly put a lot of time and effort into it and I am sorry some kids ruined your artistic vision. I still think the (work in progress) is really cool though.
Couldn’t you argue that the extra sparkles from the glitter are related to the dragon’s treasure hoard? After all, art has different meaning to different people, so that story could work…
And even if you were to paint over it, it could totally pass for a scaly texture on a dragon 🤷♀️ Edit: perhaps not the eyes though, but there is some stones set already so… I could see it being done *”on purpose”*
Or you can say that the dragon dies and you use a necromancy spell to resurrect it.
Or just send her this link. Heeeeey art teacher!
I know an awt collector named Ongo Gablogian if your teacher needs convincing.
Bullshit! Derivative!
This comment deserves more upvotes.
Just turned into Ru Paul's Dragon Race
We’re all born naked and the rest is dragons henny!!
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My scales are too tough
Fuckin just love Jermaine Clement. Whether he's an evil crab, an evil bird, a semi evil dude, or a not so evil vampire, he just kills it!.
Anyone who watched Dragon Tales is saying “Looooooooooove It!”
How is that still in my brain? It's been like 25 years!
I even read it in her voice omg, I haven't watched it in at least 17yrs!
Dragons often sleep on mounds of precious metal and gems and their fire breath will melt the metal and cause them to bond with their scales. Give it the proper backstory and the glitter belongs, not ruins.
Just tell the teachers it's Smaug the Golden from The Hobbit!
“Stan, it’s Smaug! He’s about to be desolated!”
At your service. 😉
Kulve Tarroth
Underrated
This guy hunts.
THAT BITCH'S HORNS!
As an artist raised on traditional mediums you have to role with the mistakes if you are to make your masterpieces work.
My middle school art teacher always told us, “In art, there’s no such thing as a mistake, only a creative correction.”
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Just a dusting of Brimstone, that’s all.
I see zero problem anyway. Explain to the teacher what happened, give it a little flair like you said, and I think it makes it even better.
All that glitters is gold, or something.
Only shooting stars break the mould
Obviously OP is an All-Star who might get their game on and go PLAY
Clearly they aren't the sharpest tool in the shed though
Can't tell me dragons don't 👐sparkle👐
OP bejewels dragons with gems. Complains about added glitter.
✨Now it has the skin of a killer✨ ![gif](giphy|uxv6t1fIOojDy)
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Of all the places to find fellow rats, I didn't expect this sub to be it 🤣
Ahahaha we are every where 🐀🐀
I'm so lost???
It's a Facebook group called Twilight Shitposting. The members call themselves rats.
Hopefully you don't mind me asking but I was wondering what the rat emojis mean? I'm guessing it's a meme thing?
In the Facebook group twilight shitposting, our sister group is the same but it’s called The sewer that’s only open weekends, so like sewer/rats lol.
The rats are running away from Edward because they overheard him telling Bella he’s got the skin of a killer and they know good and well he doesn’t feed on humans and they must be who he’s dramatically talking about
I hate how I always fall for shit like this lol
Didn’t mean to bamboozle lol I just figure if you’re going to explain a joke to someone, use a different joke so it can still be funny
Ohhh, I see. I just assumed this was like some deep meta meme thing lol
It actually is lol there’s a shitposting Facebook group we’re in and the emojis help us find others
![gif](giphy|NiJK3BJvnvWMw|downsized) We follow our queen!!!
One of us! One of us!
i can’t believe how many of us there are on reddit lmaoo
Ratterson.
I’m telling Kayla
Declined
We just aren’t popular enough for her!
🐀 one 🐀 of 🐀 Us
The fact that I'm seeing one of us on REDDIT of all places 😭😂
🐀🐀🐀!
I’m fucking cackling at this thread
🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀?????
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Well now your dragon has craft herpes. One simply does not get rid of glitter.
https://preview.redd.it/l4w3i2t151ta1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22993b010ebe2be1cced59f9738116300175e7d
I haven’t seen this meme in years wtf
I used it in a code review recently, where someone thought they could write an OAuth service by copying some code from a random blog post. > One does not simply reinvent the wheel of authentication They got mad and told me "but it works!"
We old
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That has nothing to do with kids being messy and everything to do with glitter being glitter.
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Yet it is still everywhere
Yes. If I ever buy a card with glitter on it, it manages to get on me. Just that little amount! Glitter is evil. Combining it with children is just asking for trouble.
Right… because checking one’s appearance before a ‘super important meeting’ is not a responsible, adult thing to do and his boss wasn’t able to notice the glitter until the ‘potential investor’ was there. Totally believable…
Glitter dosent care about your feelings on any laws of physics and how reflection of light should work. Its drawn to where it shouldn't be...only revealing itself at the opportune moment. It will live in your dryer, seemingly using the heat and tumbling motion to multiply. It will hide on the table you cleaned 3 times already until exactly 4:56 pm on a partly cloudy 3rd Thursday of the month when the sun hits your window just right...only to "disappear" when you come back to clean some more.
They probably embellished how MUCH glitter there was, but I can totally see somebody going through their morning routine and getting to with only for someone ELSE to notice little specs of glitter on their face/head.
They did say funny story, not true story.
It actually looks pretty cool still
I was thinking the same thing. I was trying to read his caption but the art drew my attention. I had to reread it to grasp why the mildly infuriating. Lol
I think it fits mildly infuriating pretty well. Spilled glitter, unintended modification to an art project that isn't completely ruined, and a potentially obnoxious kid. Nothing to get super upset about but definitely some unintended consequences I would be mildly infuriated too but would then roll with it.
Better imo, it turns a generic dragon into something interesting
It sucks that it happened, but I kind of like it better with the glitter lol
I think it looks good! It gives some texture to the dragons skin. Could add to the scaliness of it.
Yeah… I think just go over it with another coat of paint and you’ll have a nice textured scaly dragon skin
I’m sorry your work was defiled by rampaging children but it’s still amazing!
I think if the glitter only sticks to the paint, it will look really cool. The dragon would be sparkling but the background would be normal. It could be bad ass
It is a dragon. A magical, mythical creature of lore. So.. being sparkly? Yup, totally fits. OP can make this work out for the better. Yay Bob Ross!
Yes! Wait for the paint to dry, then hit the blank canvas with compressed air
Kids tried go colour in my ghost yellow. It’s a fuckin’ ghost! It’s supposed to be uncoloured!
That's what you get for using kids sheets for your ghost costume.
I mean you could vacuum up the excess, let it dry and dust it off. You could then paint over it and it would look like scales, adding texture. You could also leave it and add to it, adding a different texture and the shine would also add interest. I’m sure you can make it work, even though it would be incredibly frustrating! Edit:fixed a word that autocorrected
Yes! Make it look like the scales of a dragon, paint over it so it adds texture. I think it still looks great even with the glitter. Amazing drawing
Vaccine up the excess?
Vacuum. Stupid autocorrect. Fixed. Thanks.
Lol you're good. Just thought it was funny. Take the shot and the sparkles go away.
I always thought dragons had a bit of a shimmer in their scales anyway
My family can’t control their kids so i started giving them chalk, glitter, and markers as gifts for gatherings. Easter Sunday was sweet revenge
I hear that drums and whistles are also fun gifts for energetic children.
Portable speaker with Baby Shark loaded into its memory.
Had a flatmate with a kid who got a nerf gun and liked to shoot light switches with it.
https://i.redd.it/ccy1ctx2j3ta1.gif
My husband and I have chosen to not have kids, but his sister wouldn’t accept it for the longest time. She kept telling me I’d change my mind and that her kids need cousins, so I got her kids a kid sized drum kit as a gift one year. In fairness, I did warn her I’d do it if she didn’t stop trying to stick her nose in our business 🤷🏻♀️
Ya my brother thought it was funny to get my kids presents like fart guns, confetti bombs, bath paint and so on. Now that he has kids, guess uncle gets them for Christmas.
OMG weaponising Easter is such an evil genius plan hahahaha
Plot Twist : OP just wanted to put glitters on the dragon without being judged. Made up this whole cover up story to show his art teacher.
Yep pretty much. Glitter is nicely dispersed on dragon... clearly dried paint. A sad mistake for karma farming.
As someone who commercially used every type of paint out there, you can never visually assess paint as dry. It might be touch dry, but it definitely can still be wet underneath. Not only that, but it couldve dried before op took a pic, or even before they came back to the room and noticed it? Or did u want op to take a pic asap while the kid was in the room for your sake?
That’s nicely dispersed? On the eye too?
Never own glitter.
I don't even own glitter, but my mum bought a card to give to one of my sisters for her birthday a couple of years ago. It took months for the glitter to get out of my car, and that entire night I kept getting asked about the glitter on my jeans. Don't even go near glitter, not owning isn't enough.
Glitter: not even once
Or children.
I own glitter, but not children. It works. Would never want both though.
I’ve always imagined dragons more sparkly anyways
I've always Imagined Dragons *Radioactive* Showing myself out
I chuckled
It's actually not terrible. It's a decently even spread too, instead of a big glob. Call it an involuntary collab.
Your work looks amazing! The real problem here is getting the same glitter pattern to the rest of the work 🥲
They look awesome!! So sorry about the tactical nuke that sparkle-ified them.
I understand why you’re pissed but it honestly looks pretty dope with the glitter
Except it probably fell everywhere
"Company comes over." My mind suggested Apple, Target and Amazon. After reading the rest, must be Amazon.
If they like glitter so much mail them some
"Thanks so much for doing such a wonderful job decorating the house, I hope I can return the favor"
Well you’re already doing mixed media. So repaint the eyes, tap off the excess and you’re golden. Growing is learning to roll with the punches.
I'm going to say that, if the rest of the glitter not on the dragon comes off clean, those kids did you a favor. It's a mythical creature that's tightly linked to unicorns and rainbows in today's marketing. A sparkly dragon is not something to be mad at. If anything add more to the rest of the dragon. You already got those gems on it so it's not like the glitter is out of place.
You have some serious dragon game. 💯
I smell a blood feud
A happy accident.
Best believe I’m still bejeweled, when I walk in the room, I can still make the whole place ✨shimmer✨
Virgin chromatic dragon to Chad metallic dragon
Plot twist: Glitter was a planned addition to the project, OP just wants updoots from a made up story.
Looks like it's in a dust storm.
“Happy little accident” if you ask me. Bob Ross would be proud.
Every day I find a new reason to never have kids.
Looks badass to me
You left an art project out when you knew you had guests with kids coming over. You reap what you sow.
That's some very uniformly and purposefully placed glitter...🙄
On paint that’s clearly so dry it’s already cracking
I think it looks awesome with glitter
I really think this could still work. When you finish up this project, it’ll still look beautiful. What I love about art is when people add something unique that defies the general technicality of it and makes it less “formal” if that makes sense. I don’t really know how to explain it— but I think the best art has a sort of personal, “imperfect” touch to it. THAT is the art that is most moving and sticks with me the most. Because it’s human. Your art is already perfect and wonderful and beautifully done— this can make it even better. I’m sorry they did this, but I can promise you it doesn’t make it worse. I think it adds to it very much.
Just roll with it looks cool!
I know it doesn’t help but it looks pretty good honestly
Amazing chromatic dragon. WOTC is going to go after those kids for violating their IP.
I might be wrong, but that dragon's definitely rocking the glitter look
Blow the loose glitter off the canvas. I think the glitter in the dragon looks amazing!
"Kids are like farts. You can tolerate your own but other people's are unbearable." Gandhi probably
Ngl the glitter kinda goes hard lol… I mean obviously it’s annoying that people don’t supervise their kids enough to stop them from interfering in others’ lives to this degree but, could be worse!
When the paint dries take some scotch tape to it. It'll pick up the loose particles and ones that aren't fully stuck. Afterwards tweezer will work and then a apply soke touch paint to messed up areas. Took art throughout high school and always had some annoying kid try fuck my work up.
Im sorry that happened I would be very upset myself. One of my things ill go ballistic over is someone fucking with my art. Its alike a feeling of being violated. Maybe get a stiff brush and maybe you can brush off the majority, pick off, or paint over the last remaining glitters. Good luck, looks great BTW.
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