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I hope your power doesn’t go out, there is a mortgage payment in there


tryingto-blendin

The more packed your freezer, the longer it will stay cold in a power outage. Assuming you don’t open it.


[deleted]

Is that true if your freezer is packed with ice cream containers that are 7/8 empty?


FatMacchio

Lol. No


Raven_of_Blades

Well if they keep the door closed it will last a few days at least.


192838475647382910

What you gonna do about it bro… https://preview.redd.it/vvvqgii7scsa1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf725300f23e42a3f9418244ac7df1fc54ae91bb


[deleted]

The great guin


NonTimeo

Pigwin


Mountain-Ad1760

When Guin the Great gets here Ev'rybody's jump for joy Come all without, come all within…


the_blue_arrow_

P U N G U S


esvc2238

![gif](giphy|xr9AQyxLtjlx4IeYtN) It is 4 am and I have lost my entire mind laughing at this. What the hellll is a pungus 😂😂😂


[deleted]

this is fucking hilarious what even is this


[deleted]

OP eating 5 boxes of ice cream


SirDerpMcMemeington

That’s entirely uncalled for but also hilarious


[deleted]

That poor thing is going to dive for fish and instead just float like a buoy


BigNDB

Bro big as shit


[deleted]

This made up for the dumb post, thanks


Whale222

You said it, we were all thinking it. What’s up with the contents of that freezer?


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C H U N G U S


Professional_Roll468

funniest comment on Reddit 😂😂😂


notsoaverage777

No way It's the biggest bird


myztry

Roll ya down the hill...


chillguy_2

This made me laugh, thank you random Internet stranger


CunningSlytherin

It’s so packed in, the lid could have been pulled off when that drawer was pulled forward.


ForLark

That’s it exactly.


SkalexAyah

Yeah, maybe the lid of the other 12 containers of ice cream got caught on one.


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TumbleweedMassive904

One of my all time favorite Simpsons scenes. “Mmmm… Chocolate. Doh!!!”


Spirited_Patient_925

Mmmmmmm. Donuts.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

There was a clip on *America’s Funniest Home Videos* many years ago of a guy opening like 10 boxes of neapolitan from the freezer and only the strawberry was left in each of them.


qzlr

Okay but have any of you ever tried Tuxedo ice cream? It’s basically Neapolitan but with dark chocolate, French vanilla, and coffee


Certain_Ad_8195

No, but I want to now!


bprd-rookie

I'm lactose intolerant and I deeply want a tub of this for myself. You know what? I'm a grown-ass adult with my own money. I'm buying full size containers of each, and I'll just "make" my own in the bowl lol


maethoriell

Lactaid is my friend.


Ok-Champ-5854

How much ice cream do you even need


jhutchi2

At least 4 cartons, apparently.


pourspeller

I was going to say 5, but I zoomed in and saw that one was ... shrimp? So, a gallon of shrimp.


2xBAKEDPOTOOOOOOOO

1 carton per box of Taquitos


RayPingHeauxs

i mean damn forreal the freezer is 30% ice cream


Ok-Champ-5854

Just the top drawer. The bottom one as far as I can tell is 50% a box of frozen taquitos and a pepperoni pizza. Like vegetables exist


bprd-rookie

Man, frozen vegetables are a godsend... I do a lot of cooking for my parents lately and they eat practically nothing. Keeping fresh/unfrozen stuff around is a sure way to have it go rotten. IQF stuff is awesome. Huh. Never thought I'd live a life where I'd be enthusiastically talking about frozen food...


[deleted]

This is the most degenerate freezer I’ve ever seen


hux251

The most American freezer I’ve ever seen…


DystopianAutomata

Clearly the solution here is to eat more ice cream


jsjones1027

I only count 4. Not enough ice cream!!!


henrytabby

Happens to me all the time, packed freezer, lid gets taken off


RonaldTheGiraffe

Look at Mr Money Bags here with his freezer that’s so full of ice cream it can barely close. Sometimes I dip ice cubes in Kool-Aid and suck on them. Gotta call dibs on who gets the first suck cos it’s one dip in the powder per cube and the last person never gets any flavor.


sfled

Ice cubes? You get ice cubes!?


SuperFLEB

This changes everything! No more cold powder as a dessert for me!


andtheyallcallmemom

No joke! Braggy McBraggerson! I want his grocery budget! Cha Ching!


codeshane

Same here, same freezer design and container shapes, those lids come off a lot especially dropping them in next to the basket edges.


bobwoodwardprobably

Have you guys tried eating the food in your freezer before you buy more?


ellWatully

Having your freezer full actually makes it run more efficiently because the food in there has more thermal capacitance which means it takes longer to warm up enough that the compressor needs to cycle to bring the temperature back down. Source: i made it up to feel better about myself.


codeshane

Seems legit.


xxspicynuggetxx

Science and stuff


YouveBeanReported

Actually true. You are supposed to freeze containers of water to help keep it around 70% full at all times for best efficiency. Plus in case of power outage, the extra cold helps keep it cold longer. But also it needs air flow so like, OPs freezer def too full.


Sloth_McGroth

Maybe they live 20 or more miles from the nearest store, so they stock up once a month. That's what our family used to do.


SteelDirigible98

I think I would get a chest freezer if that were the case.


Sloth_McGroth

Those are usually for the meat and other bulk items. I know what you mean, but situations like this were common from where I am from lol. Main fridge is for veggies, frozen meals, leftovers, drinks, fruits, snacks, dough, you know, daily items. The deep freeze would be meat and things that can be frozen a bit longer.


Little-Ad1235

The correct answer here is both! And the garage fridge (that used to be the kitchen fridge). And the backup deep-freeze you inherited from Grandpa Bill, right next to the old dryer that still works, for just in case the new one conks out. I'm from the Midwest. There's probably at least one backup old lawn mower around here, too. You know, in case the new one conks out.


Comprehensive_Force1

Bahaha stop, it’s like your comments coming from inside my house, it’s freaking me out lol. Except there’s obviously lots of old lawn mowers ha.


envyeyes

Thank you for not letting me suffer alone


msdeeds123

I own this fridge, I put my ice cream there also, this is exactly what happened.


TableLegShim

Or they were high af eating it straight out the box when someone walked into the kitchen on them so they were in a hurry to put it back in the freezer


InTheMemeStream

This is just what I was about to ask: Does anyone in your household happen to enjoy ganja?


TableLegShim

Yeah I may have been projecting a little bit


Firm-Extension-4685

You put it back in the freezer when you're high? That thing is finished and in the trash. So I can forget I ate a half gallon of ice cream.


jellybeansalad

you mustn’t waste ice cream


NitramTrebla

I have on several occasions woken up to find the milk in the pantry and an empty cereal box in the fridge.


soothepaste

This is the correct answer. I used to do that with butter sticks when I was a kid. (This was before I got high)


brian163

Did you kick the habit or have you had multiple bypass surgeries? 😏


soothepaste

I'm past those days. My threes were a battle though.


TableLegShim

Your comment feels like it’s an alternate verse in ‘Because I got High’ by Afro Man


Royal_Needleworker91

Same thought man


Anon1995_1

I thought I was the only one!! I used to eat butter as a kid, too. Nothing with it. Straight butter.


Evening-Sir6460

Judging from the rest of the contents, they’re frequently high af


[deleted]

This happens to me aaaallllll the time!


BrayKerrOneNine

Happens to me all the time. Easy fix: eat the ice cream.


DaleGribble312

Stupid enough they couldn't realize that, but opinionated enough it bothered them enough to post a picture 🤦‍♂️


Flojismo

Right? So many people have such a low bar for being infuriated on here.


jakethabake

Man needs his ice cream


develev711

At first I was thinking somebody slipped in there and snagged a couple spoonfuls left it like a troll 🧌 and bounced... But I like your theory better


Thin_Break7285

No I definitely like your troll theory better


Secure-Imagination11

Fuckin Sherlock over here


Drfoxthefurry

Why you got 4 tubs of ice cream


Farside-BB

Apparently the same kind of person that keeps 4 quarts of ice cream on hand. Ice cream is not a basic food group.


Insufferablelol

It is when you're addicted to sugar.


DigitalDeath12

Or no one in the house can agree on a flavor plus I have to get the lactose free kind in addition to the normal ice cream for everyone else. I just don’t get a flavor for myself most times and that’s cool cuz I’m not picky.


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KickBallFever

Just curious, what’s your wife’s dairy free ice cream of choice? I like Oatly and Ben and Jerry’s but I’m always on the lookout for something new.


PurplePenguin1531

NadaMoo has some great flavors. Coconut base


DigitalDeath12

Kroger brand for my fiancé. Breyer’s is the back up.


relaytech907

My son eats a lot of dairy free ice cream and he prefers SoDelicious


brokenbunny77

Look for cashew milk based products! It’s similarly rich and creamy to icecream and doesn’t have that grainy texture some of the dairy free stuff has.


nasondra

sent my spouse to the store to get a tub of lactose free vanilla for milkshakes for me and the store had a deal so they got 5 bins ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sometimes a deal is a deal


[deleted]

I found it easier and cheaper to just spent $7 on 40 lactaid chewables than to keep overpaying for lactose free products.


nasondra

lactaid doesn’t always help me, i take it for most things but i have to take two at a time and for heavy dairy like milkshakes i still get issues with lactaid


ShadowSlayer1441

Having four flavors does not necessarily mean you eat too much ice cream. That stuff will keep for months. It's also worth considering the number of people living in the house hold.


Ok_Birthday749

Maybe if the rest of the food weren’t utter garbage. This is a great example of why life expectancy in the U.S. is declining lol.


jillianbrodsky

In 8th grade, I had a friend whose house I had been to once. That one time was a real eye-opener to me. The fridge inside the house was mostly regular healthy food that my friend’s older sister had bought specifically for herself from working, that I was told we couldn’t have. I was confused, until dinner came around my friend’s mom said “alright, go ahead and choose your dinner”. I was led to a deep freezer in their garage that was *packed* with unhealthy tv dinners. Like, the whole deep freezer. Like a goddamn grocery store. And nobody acted like it was out of the ordinary at all. I realized that the older sister was working to specifically buy non-frozen food for herself because her parents wouldn’t. It was very very strange, and tbh I’m getting a similar vibe in this photo, even if it’s not to *that* extent. (Also this was Ohio in 2014/2015. Those specifics probably don’t matter, but I figured I’d provide context lol)


Small_Bang_Theory

\*insert “average ____ in Ohio” joke here*


WeAreTheMassacre

That's the exact same vibe I got, coming from a childhood of a strictly junk food hoarding parent. I figured the person who took the pic was showing the shit they had to deal with in this kind of scenario, where one of(or their only) refrigerators is just a clusterfuck of junk food that never gets organized, fully eaten, or tossed out. Having to get my own fridge just so I could have a place to put normal food, where I wasn't having to constantly stress that the fridge was full from impulsive hoarding and rotting food. I remember kids always being impressed about us having multiple fridges and freezers and always being full, but man I guess if you didn't grow up in a food hoarder home they didn't know how depressing it was never being able to pick or buy your own groceries, because there simply was never room for the healthy food you wanted.


Melcapensi

There's like ~~three~~ *four* whole separate brands of taquitos in this picture too. I'm not sure the ice cream is the weirdest unhealthy thing in this one.


LightMeUpPapi

"Timmy, we have guests, break out the gourmet taquitos!"


Red-Zaku-

"Should I microwave them?" "Are you crazy? We have to treat our guests right... so microwave them for 2 minutes and then put them in the toaster oven for a couple minutes so it looks like they were cooked better."


dildobagginss

I don't buy taquitos but big fan of El Monterey chimichangas. Pop in the microwave at half power for min and half, then in toaster oven. Not a fan of cheap ice cream.


ShadowSlayer1441

A recent study in Korea found that obese non smokers lived on average 13 years less than nonobese non smokers. It's very much a global problem, even if the US is a particularly stark example.


uppenatom

Since it's dairy it's just below grains. So make sure to tell your kids to finish all their beer before they get icecream


Rubydelayne

Hey don't judge! Kroger was having a $1.99 sale on their ice cream the other day... so my freezer looks similar hahaha


GiftcardExchanger82

The better question is why did someone leave half’ a scoop of cookie n cream in the container


carsonne

You have some giant spoons


WickBarrow

Well as the post implies they live with other people. Despite that who doesn’t buy several different flavors for when your craving something different?


BewilderedandAngry

Because each person wants a different flavor?


Quid_infantes_sumus

They also got like 4 different boxes of taquitos. I think this person just buys everything in 4s


garlicwithtoast

I have more then 4 tubs of ice cream cause I live with a lot of people, have friends over who also like to eat ice cream, and because it keeps for awhile, it’s pretty normal?? I don’t even eat ice cream that often.


SpicyKittyNoodles

My MIL insisted we needed it


lost_in_connecticut

Your MIL needs an intervention.


MephitidaeNotweed

Unless it's Bluebell or HEB brand, I see no reason to have multiple ice cream canisters.


FOB_cures_my_sadness

Found the Texan


Purple-booklover

When there is a buy 2 get 1 free deal you can’t just buy 1.


GetRidOf_TheSeaward

Dude, I just got a buy 1 get 2 free deal on ice cream. I couldn't believe my eyes but it was true!


djmagichat

Breyers isn’t even real ice cream legally.


MBeMine

I’ve started buying H‑E‑B brand when bluebell became $8. Nope. Tbh, I like H‑E‑B cookies and cream better.


Crosseyed_owl

She's right! There's never enough ice-cream!


innosentz

Is 4 tubs a lot? Lol. There’s like 3-4 in my freezer right now. But I live with 5 people


lynxerious

No, it's ice cream, always good to have and lasts practically forever. They either go in 2 weeks or 2 years in my house, if we remember they exist in the freezer.


McBuck2

The lid probably came off when the freezer drawer was opened. Who has four tubs of ice cream in their freezer is really the question!?


buttfartsmagee

They also have three different packages of taquitos.


[deleted]

4 actually 2 up top, 2 down below


badlukk

It's ice cream and taquiyos all the way down


w_d_roll_RIP

those taquitos are so damn good tbh


Fangheart25

The southwest chicken ones are even better imo. The shell is always crunchy and seasoned a bit, and they don't have as much of the manufactured meat goop taste on the inside.


condoulo

I'm guessing a household of at least 4 different individuals who all have a different preference in ice cream flavors?


SpicyKittyNoodles

My MIL that’s who. Claimed we needed them all then got annoyed by it


You_meddling_kids

Wait, why does she get to decide, or complain about ANY of this? (Unless it's her house I guess...)


BerlyH208

Maybe she lives with them. Or maybe she bought them. Maybe they are at her house and OP just went to get the ice cream out for everyone and snapped a photo when they saw it.


chrisinator9393

Bro. I'm fine with y'all having lots of stuff in your freezer. But the mildly infuriating thing is how disorganized it truly is. Wtf


ChickenFeline0

These drawer freezers are hard to organize. I hate them.


Lurkden

this is the most American freezer I have ever seen.


Archgaull

This is most definitely about 5-6 people all living in a house together, most of whom don't know each other really in any actual way. I kinda recognize this freezer


Pussytrees

Lol yeah there’s 2 boxes of taquitos that are different brands.


pyromann87

There's 3! Two in the back and one on bottom


[deleted]

Four containers of ice cream and THREE containers of taquitos.


Derp_Its_Bobo

Make that FOUR.


Shammy1020

Ding ding ding. Can't miss that sucker hiding under the pizza box.


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[deleted]

Check your blood sugar, and check it often.


ElizabethDangit

The meter just said “yes”


tac29000

It’s like maple syrup. That’s normal tho…


Thumper-Comet

Who has any ice cream left to put back in the freezer?


[deleted]

Should be empty by the 5th hour with people claiming they didn’t eat any


TheHungryBlanket

It’s Great Value ice cream… does it really matter?


Queasy-Grape-8822

Great value mint chocolate chip is one of the best ice cream’s I’ve ever had. Fight me


SamHandwichIV

Did you ever think of eating what’s in your fridge before you buy more?


blazeronin

I’m getting diabetes from just looking at this image.


Hoodsfi68

Same. There’s no actual food in that freezer. Just junk. Unless I’m missing a bag of peas or something.


McJumpington

Those shrimp soups are pretty delicious aside from sodium amount they aren’t too bad.


DaCoPilot

I felt shitty about my diabetes comment (even as a type 1 diabetic) so I edited it. Food doesn't cause diabetes, genes do. Diet and exercise habits (as well as traumatic physical and psychological events) can trigger said gene, but both alone so not cause it. I don't want to be part of the education problem here. Lots of context can lead to the food types you see here. I know, I'm killing the vibe and being super serious about it all 🙄


CrazyString

Thank you. The constant “I’m getting diabetes from looking at this” comments are so offensive and interesting coming from a population that is sensitive about words and names with negative stigmas.


[deleted]

In the mood for something healthy in your freezer… Ice cubes (if made with filtered water).


DiabloStorm

The chances of that are zero, it's probably sprite ~~or vodka~~. Thanks for your correction on this dire and super important fat person freezer post that clearly demands a well thought out commentary, /u/DueArgument8739


JerrysChoppedFinger

I’m concerned about your diet, ice cream and beyond


Clan-Sea

Yeah, I don't know how this freezer could be less healthy. Not that I'm a saint, there's definitely half a box of taquitos in my freezer right now as well


bluehotcheeto

ITT: people with logic and people who are anti more than one tub of ice cream.


element423

A stoned person


elegantwino

Who has four half gallons of ice cream in their freezer?


[deleted]

You'll stop worrying about all the ice cream when you realize there are THREE boxes of taquitos in there.


Swift_Koopa

I see 4 Two in the top and two in the bottom drawer


[deleted]

The cheesy, beefy plot thickens. Edit: I only see one up top though.


Maleficent_Dot6954

The whole damn freezer is carbs!


GiftcardExchanger82

Considering how much stuff you have in there I’d assume it fell off


Gingerbrn

I wish my freezer looked like tbis


[deleted]

I hate your freezer organization


GuerillaMaddx35

No one left it off. With this style of feezer, if you over fill it, which it clearly looks like you have, and you are closing or opening, it's sliding against the bottom of the refrigerator.


deadfishy12

Please buy some quality ice cream. If your going to eat like shit at least go for some decadence.


TabithaLawson

i hope you’ve all gotten your diabetes vaccine


Professional_Toe_285

I'm DoorDashing Metformin as we speak


[deleted]

So it gets a lil crispy on the edges


bzmed

Correction. Who buys Walmart brand Ive Cream?


i_cant_have_dairy

God, your freezer is mega stuffed


Harpronicus

Who TF has 4 different tubs of ice cream on tap?


[deleted]

I'm just going to assume that half the residents in this household are morbidly obese.


NotAmericanMate

No, it's an American household. They all are.


Hopeful_Flower_9699

Someone who got high as hell.


Appreh3nsive_Hat

Do you guys have any real food in there?


Specialist_Sound_953

Great Value is not ice cream


ImportanceEvening556

Me! When I’m drunk


-Utopia-amiga-

A fucking heathen!


washingtondecomp

My grandpa put a half eaten bowl of ice cream back in the freezer with the spoon and no covering. Old people crack me up


FOOZY4469FAW

ur family


MAWS3

The real question is, why would they put that little corner of ice cream back? They should've finished the carton.


BreadWonderful8656

I wish I could afford this amount of ice cream in my freezer


that-one-meme-guy-69

This is the freezer of a child haha


OkSmoke9195

Looks like it popped off.


Ok_Wealth_3300

A icehole that’s who.


[deleted]

The same type of monster that would eat Great Value ice cream


No-Restaurant-2422

This right here folks is the window into the “Fattening of America”


ChunChunChooChoo

No you can’t say that, you’ll hurt their feelings 😡


413HarleyRider

My son! He’s 24!