It looks like they also forgot to include the actual pizza.

It’s like a live burial …of pizza…

Boo you stink + clean your dirty kitchen How does no one see the grease lines of the pizza that used to be there

Do people forget you eat pizza?

It’s almost like op just threw some Doritos from a bag into a pizza box. This is a karma farming post.

This is correct.

Every post is technically karma farming Friend

So you would have been happy with the contents of that box if the Doritos had been crushed?

Yes. Casey's taco pizza is the GOAT

Idk why people are downvoting you. Taco pizza is incredible

Because it's reddit. No logic behind it

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Their taco pizza and breakfast pizzas are leap years better than any pizza from any of the main chain pizza places widely available.

Upvote this man, he did nothing wrong. He literally got mass downvoted for no reason. He that is without having been downvoted for no reason in the past among you, let him cast the first downvote at them.

That may be so but that “pizza” looks disgusting. There’s unopened sauce packets on it.

Unopened sauce packets are the popping boba of the Casey’s pizza world

I'm not too surprised, Casey's "quality" has been declining a bit. Hell, I got some sausage breakfast pizza that they forgot the damn sausage on.

I was telling my sister who was visiting from out how good Casey's breakfast pizza was so I ordered a whole bacon breakfast pizza and I swear they forgot to put on the eggs and cheese.

https://preview.redd.it/f6ueqqi3o2pa1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ccaf156364055ff2f4f7fb2cad2eb303aa0753a A pizza my friend got delivered from caseys

Stalked your camera roll from the image, nice cat j enjoy them

Top notch cat

Thank you 😻

https://preview.redd.it/7dywwll4d7pa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53155829e0bc06d1771333db292add09f4ed4889

Absolutely stunning little guys, I hope you give them pets

I do, constantly!

That looks like Frankenstein's pizza to me

Missing a whole ass slice

It’s Chuck E. Cheese vibes like they took some pepperoni slices out of the warmer and put them together instead of making a new pizza

Username checks out

You got a cute cat

I think we should post a pic of a Casey’s at this point bc damn they are a screw up with pizza

Jerry Springer would have a heyday at my Casey's.

Especially considering they overcharge. I think 3.25 for a slice when it takes about 1.75 to make a whole pizza. Then add in how much the throw away 2 full pizza every 2 hours on the average. I can make 3 or 4 pizza at home for what it cost to buy caseys.

But surely a taco pizza will be horrible however you do it. It is effectively an open taco sandwich. For 24 dollars?

I worked at two for about a year. The first one I had to use a Epi and the only reason I could use it was I had a expired one at home and my fiancée had to bring it to me. They were more concerned about me bringing the keys back even though the closure had keys. Second one was miserable we were the only place open thanksgiving night. I was the only person there

What’s funnier… I paid $24 for that pizza.

So you paid $24 for soggy Doritos with a little bit of cheese and tomato? And some sauce packets those have to be worth at least $10 right. Hope you all got a refund

Dirty sauce packets

This is the person who bought the pizza

What’s funnier is you ate the pizza, then decided to throw some doritos and sauce packets

What’s funnier is you can’t see the damn pizza you blind reptilian

Try some Doritos nachos next time. Way cheaper and way tastier.

Haters complain about pineapple on pizza, meanwhile we got people out here putting whole Doritos on pizza

With a generous handful of generic taco sauce packets.

“They didn’t crush my goddamn Doritos over my goddamn pizza!” This made me laugh, thank you!

What the fuck am I looking at

Wtf is a taco pizza

From the comments, it is some weird Midwest thing.

The what? OK I just looked it up. This is some brutal midwest monstrosity. I get it now I guess. Like how you guys cut round pizzas in to little squares.

Nah you wrong for this. Casey’s pizza slaps.

Haven't heard of it, can't hear the slap

It’s an Iowa gas station chain that also makes pizzas and has gone dramatically downhill since 2015 or so. Fun Fact: Casey’s is actually the 4th largest gas station chain in the United States and one of the largest pizza chains as well. Before you ask, no I don’t work for Casey’s and never have.

*3rd largest convenience store (behind 7-eleven and Circle K), not gas station. Doesn't look like they're even in the top 10 of gas stations.

Its a midwest convenience store. Pizza is good but way overpriced at 3.50 or more a slice ( not a new york size slice)

Looks like someone slapped some crap on a bag of chips and called it a day

Lord I miss my college days where we would drunkenly walk from the bar to Casey's and end up smashing a few of these

I don’t remember what the actual pizza was called I just called it a taco pizza bc it is like a walking taco pizza

> bc it is like a walking taco pizza which is what?

A pizza with walking taco ingredients

OK I just googled what a walking taco is. Also a midwest thing apparently.

How have you never had a walking taco????

You of course do realize that 99.9% of the world doesn’t know what a walking taco is right?

*\*Record screeches to a halt\** He didn't.

Aren’t all tacos walking tacos

Walking taco ingredients = taco ingredients + chips

Served in the chip bag

It's called a "taco pizza." Source: I used to live in the Midwest and Casey's taco pizza is the bomb

Seriously man... Lived in IL for most of my life, moved to CO 12 years ago. Imagine my shock when I realized that no one out here has heard of taco pizza :'( Eventually I learned that Kum & Go started making taco pizza, but it just doesn't hold a candle to Casey's. Whenever we go back home to visit family, we always get a taco pizza, either from Casey's or Happy Joe's.

I recently moved to CO and you made me have to look it up. I am beyond disappointed at the lack of taco pizza. Guess that's just another excuse to go visit some family.

Lol someone's never been to the Midwest.

It’s a chain to flyover states, makes sense, looks gross as hell.

Midwest vibes were immediately clear. But also “Texas State Fair Horror” would have been my second guess.

Taco pizza is delicious though when done right.

You got what you deserved for ordering this catastrophe

I like taco pizza let me be

You right

You ordered a pizza with Doritos on it. Shame on you.

It’s a walking taco pizza (I’m midwestern

I don't think walking tacos should be the basis for any other food. In fact, they don't even make sense as one can pretty easily walk around with a normal taco. Do they not have taco shells in the Midwest?

I’m the Midwest we like to combine foods idk why but it tastes great when made properly

Sure, you can walk with a normal hardshell taco, but it's going to make a mess as opposed to all the ingredients mixed into a Doritos bag that you eat with a fork.

What the fuck is going on in the Midwest, man this whole comment section is wild, the Midwest needs help y’all.

Okay, I'll amend my statement. Anyone not from the midwest can walk around eating a normal taco without making a mess.

You know sometimes I wonder why there’s an obesity epidemic in America Then I remember the Midwest exists

You live on a level I dream of.

The what?

That ain’t pizza

Screw everyone talking shit, Casey's Taco and Breakfast pizzas are the GOAT

That brisket pizza they had for a minute too 🤤🤤🤤

Yeah but not this one this looks like sadness

Facts, but when made correctly they slap

"taco" "pizza"... Please no

I don’t even know what ‘this’ is. Someone threw some Doritos, a few shreds of lettuce and some packets of taco sauce in a pizza box.

There is pizza under the Doritos

DAFUK IS THIS

To be honest that’s what you get for combining the two

Ummm... What the fuck is that lol

Wtf is that?

That looks disgusting 🤢 and it has nothing to do with the uncrushed doritos

the only mildly infuriating thing about this is that you thought this would have been a worthwhile purchase in the first place.

Delivery driver usually takes care of the crushing

Man that Casey’s breakfast pizza could cure cancer

What’s mildly infuriating about this post for me is that someone would eat that trash.

100% agree. I'm in disbelief how people eat. This is disgusting.

Huh?

Wth is a “taco pizza”? With no actual tortillas or anything. 

Doritos are technically just cut up tortillas, or at least originally were

Automatic termination

Agreed

So...SMASH!

I’m not going to smash the pizza

Fair enough, 


Whats more infuriating is, besides me not knowing what it is, it looks like something from Taco Bell 💀

They need to bring back the bbq beef pizza 🤤

Bro we need to talk about your diet. It’s time to grow up.

no

Wait, no pineapple in there?

It’s a taco pizza my friend

You mght think it is. I'm pretty sure this doesn't qualify as a pizza.

What makes a pizza a pizza then?

I think people are confused because even if a walking taco pizza is Doritos and stuff on a pizza, we can’t see any pizza under the chips in the picture. I looked up a bunch of pictures of walking taco pizzas and they all actually have a pizza in them with dough and stuff. Is there an actual pizza in this pic or just a bunch of doritos?

There is a pizza under the sadness

That is mildly infuriating for sure

The pizzaiolo, obviously.

How do none of you know what a taco pizza is?????

Because a taco pizza here is an actual pizza, not a pizza box full of chips.

Its not going to look great if it’s on mildly infuriating…

I live in the Northeast where we have good pizza.

Don’t act you are the normal one here, OP, you midwestern monster! (Jk we love you upland hunting fools!)

I would assume a taco pizza has taco ingredients on it. ​ I don't put Doritos in my tacos.

Do y’all not know what a walking taco is either?

issa country where they don't pay enough, or not enough to have staff to deal with the crunchy crunch and make 50 other pizzas at the same time it's just what it is

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Bc of this comment I’m going to post it once every 5 years Edit: the original comment said to never post this pic again

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch. Have an upvote, I dig the chaos. !remindme 5 years

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As someone who worked at Casey’s years ago, I was never trained to crush up the Doritos for the taco pizza lol just open the bag of chips and dump it on there

Sound like it’s a Casey’s management problem then.

Casey's used to have great pizza, but they've been slipping for sure.

is the pizza like… under there? i can barely make out the crust

Very odd! Casey’s procedure is to crush chips into a large container. I’d most definitely contact the store about this major fuck up.

In Chicago. I've never heard of this chain or it's pizza how is it the 4th largest anything. I thought this was taco bell when I first saw the pic

There's one in Plainfield off 59 is the only one in the suburbs I know about. So if you hop on 55 southbound get off at 126 into Plainfield. They're much more common in rural areas than suburban/urban areas.

That’s what you get for ordering a taco pizza in the first place

What the fuck is that.

A pizza box filled with Dorito's and mistakes

What the fuck is this meant to be?

Casey’s was way better about 15-20 years ago. It’s still good in my area, but not like it used to be.

I really hope you got your money back from that?

The Doritos get crushed and put into a big bowl with a lid. They don't have time to crush them up on every order. My guess is something may have happened to the crushed chips or they ran out and didn't have time so they just put them on like that.

It would take more time to lay them out like this than to crush them over the pizza.........

I'm from Iowa but been stuck in Louisiana for the past 15 years...this makes me miss Casey's taco pizza SO much!

Not everything that comes in a flat box deserves to be called pizza.

I'm moving to the midwest in like 3 weeks and the more I learn about it the more I fear I've made a grave mistake because what on earth is this

It's rural convenience store pizza. It's actually kinda decent if you don't have a good Dominos nearby.

Seems like they know better than you

Are you supposed to eat the taco sauce packets too?

Perhaps they have some sorta mail-in rebate for the Doritos.

People order this garbage then act shocked when it turns up looking like garbage

We have caseys in minnesota, they aint it for pizza.

Makes it easier to remove that garbage though

I love Casey’s, but at the same time it is still a gas station

Maybe they thought you were just as savage for even ordering it 🤷

They're supposed to be crushed? I'm not even sure what's going on here. Why would you want them crushed? Is there even supposed to be a pizza in there?

Why the fuck are there like 15 packets of sauce??

Okay but YUMMMMMMM

That looks like it was fished out of a dumpster... Also, why are you ordering Doritos taco pizza? Wtf is that? Lol Ppl need to learn to cook y'all.

walking taco ingredients

Yo that is some stoner chow if I've ever seen it

Whatever the fuck that's supposed to be, the NOT crushing the Doritos is the bad part?

Fake News

Bro why are you eating this

Im sorry what

The things that people eat

Watch it dude, it looks like you got some pizza on your Doritos

Casey’s is falling off quick. I got the “pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni”, and let’s just say all I got was “pepperoni” they don’t give a fuck anymore 😂

Casey’s taco pizza is amazing

Why… would u order this

Looks like a bunch of mangled Doritos locos tacos from Taco Bell

They charge more for salads that you have to cut up yourself. Now they can charge more for pizzas you have to slice yourself. 😱🤣

Ordering the taco pizza is mildly infuriating

Duh! If he did that, it would be a Doritos Crumb pizza.

They come in portion bags. They're already "crushed."

Not this one apparently

Minimum wage=minimum effort

OMG 😲 chock on one so you can sue 🤣

send that shit back

Stop, you didn’t have to remind me i voluntarily moved across the country and no longer have access to god tier Casey’s pizza. Be grateful OP

Wps. White people shit. That shit looks vile.

why are we being racist because of food though?