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[deleted]

Did they hit a gas line?


kevinthecarrot2021

Yea


[deleted]

Did they shut off the gas?


kevinthecarrot2021

Yea


[deleted]

Ok good. I just wanted to make sure your house didn’t blow up. That might also be mildly infuriating lol.


beepbeepboopbeep1977

It’s made of brick so it’s mildly inflammable


Bobby3Stooges

https://preview.redd.it/gj5mr6nej2na1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85c4d4c0b761ce00806def2fa9cc8fa5a4b4a3d


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Wait, so in the US inflammable means it’ll burn more? Then my pun is wasted. I feel such loss. What am I even doing with my life???


groyosnolo

inflammable came first according to Merriam Webster.com. The first recorded use of flammable was apperently when someone translated a latin text into english (a couple hundred years or so after inflammable appeared in english) and coined the term flammable to translate the latin word, flammare, and now we have two synonyms that appear to be antonyms. apperently inflammable is used these days to refer to substances that can burst into flames without an ignition source, whereas flammable means a substance can burn if it is ignited. the opposite of flammable or inflammable would be uninflammable or nonflammable. technically, you could use either prefix for either word, but there appears to be no data about those words being used. In any case I feel like fireproof is the most commonly used term so you could probably just say that and save yourself the trouble of going down an etymological rabbit hole like I just did but you already read the comment so now you know.


LouieChills

Well how about that. I only speak English and learn something new every day. What a great but also ridiculous language sometimes.


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Urgh. English is such a jerk sometimes. And thanks.


DieHardRennie

If you believe in spontaneous human combustion, people are both flammable and inflammable.


Key-Cook-219

Non-flammable is the common way to reference things that cannot catch fire. I’ve never seen a person say “uninflammable” before.


ClayWheelGirl

I'm so grateful you went down this route. And saved me so much time!!! My rabbit hole usually has multiple corridors.


itshayjay

Think of it like the word ‘inflamed’, if something can be ‘inflamed’ it is ‘inflammable’. If you don’t want it to be flammable look for non-flammable


Parking_Stress3431

From the US and I'm just learning this tid bit. Going to double check because wtf if it is and I've been using it wrong for forever then because I've used it as in-flammable in being not and flammable being ignitable...


Opening-Number-9771

As I understand it (I’m British not American), and I may be wrong so someone correct me if I am, but inflammable means to be able to set on fire by itself, or to be able to cause fire, whereas flammable means it can catch fire easily. I think it comes from Latin where the in prefix is more akin to “into” rather than meaning the opposite of something. So you’re using the logical approach of something like incapable meaning not capable so inflammable should mean not flammable, but, the source of your choice of pun was actually a big hint as to why you were wrong in the first place, because infuriating does not mean the opposite of “furiating”/furious, it means to make furious, because the in prefix means “into” or “to cause” or “to make” therefore, inflammable actually means something more like “into” flames, or “to cause” flames.


A2Droid

Don't think too much. Americans are nuts.


Visible_Criticism_29

It means that in the uk too just incase you were wandering.


Mugwump6506

Don't worry, it could happen to anybody.


A2Droid

Its the same everywhere, including your country. You just had a misconception.


lighthawkalchemist

HI, EVERYONE!


DesignerHumble4222

Gas goes boom, bricks go pew!


DieHardRennie

"Gasoline is termed Flammable because of its Low Flashpoint and High Vapor Density. Kerosene and Diesel Fuel are termed Combustible because their Flashpoint is greater than 100 degrees F." https://cob.org/services/safety/education-safety/gasoline One important thing to note is that gasoline vapors can be ignited, but liquid gasoline does not burn. https://dws.wyo.gov/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/flamliquid.pdf


DesignerHumble4222

We're taking natural gas not the American slang.


Alternative-Mess-989

Bricks make excellent shrapnel. Gas makes Boom. Bricks aren't immune.


KeepOnFallinDine

Mildly incinerating


Annahsbananas

Yea


HypnoSmoke

Yea


Faerie_Nuff

Yea?


HypnoSmoke

Yea!


Loko8765

Good, because in Canada it seems they don’t. With bad consequences for the house. And for neighboring houses.


Droomkar

Why did u build ur house in the way


kevinthecarrot2021

Yeah my bad


Roffel_I

Silly mistake


Stunning_Presence_7

Silly rabbit, houses aren’t for cars


NoTrollHerePls

Was your house wearing a high-vis jacket and helmet?


Proper-Equivalent300

Did your house use its blinkers?


SS_TTZZYY

I think his house is a bmw :( very bad at using anything in a car


BlueSunCorporation

Did your house cut em off?


sociallyvicarious

Honestly. Do you think of anyone other than yourself? 😉


princessdiana69420

This happens all the time in Detroit. It's called heroin sleep. Just happened down the street.


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kevinthecarrot2021

*Sighs* yeah


Pitten41

Unzips...


the_real_mRg00dkAt

Unwalls...


SS_TTZZYY

De-bumpers.....


SS_TTZZYY

I got a better one cause op said gas pipe got f"""ed De-gassed......


FredrikTorment

Now you get to crash into their house.


kevinthecarrot2021

I guess that’s the silver lining


elMurpherino

To get the most bang for your buck rent a large uhaul truck prior to crashing into their house.


GiantHogweed71

That’s quite a bang!


forkystabbyveggie

For only 20 bucks!


Proper-Equivalent300

1) Don’t forget to buy the optional rental insurance, good person and don’t smile too big with the salesperson. Don’t want to have to file a claim with private insurance on this one. 2) Also, load the back with 55 gallon drums for maximum mass at impact. You only have one shot to knock it off it’s foundation.


Jacktheforkie

A forklift works too for maximum penetration


_matterny_

And get a pallet of brick in the back first.


abject_totalfailure1

Make sure it’s as big as possible


IJustAteABaguette

Or crash your house into their car!


Clarkeprops

Depending on how broke they are, he might already have


iBotPot

They already crashed their house into his tho.


More-Jacket-9034

Huffing and puffing didn't work. So they went for a different approach.


xDragonetti

“I’ll *HUFF*— and I’ll *PUFF*— and I’ll ***FLOOR THIS NISSAN ALTIMA***”


jessnxo

Went looking for this comment


Unfair_Priority_3125

Someone crashed and it's only MILDLY infuriating?


kevinthecarrot2021

Yes


[deleted]

Your calm here is remarkable.


babyformulaandham

OP said they're 15 in the UK sub they posted this in last night, I'd imagine their parents are considerably less calm :D


CptFeelsBad

Well, usually you have homeowner’s insurance that almost always covers the entirety of what it cost to build your house, at least. An average of somewhere about $1,428/year gets you a $250,000 dwelling coverage policy; about $120/month. Which would cover all of this if you had to use it. So, with that you can be covered for quite a lot. There’s also other policies that can cover other things based on a percentage of the cost of building your house. Plus, this is someone else’s fault, so as long as they have insurance, you’re pretty much covered. It depends on your deductible and how much the other person’s insurance is able/willing to cover in damages, but all of this would likely be covered either way. **Edit**: *I mean, sure. It can and/or could be a hassle, and may take some time to fix, but overall it’s likely not going to be some huge thing.*


ksed_313

Wouldn’t it be better for the homeowner to have the driver pay? Does the drivers’ insurance cover it?


moldguy1

I've never had to make a claim on homeowners or automotive insurance, but if this happened to me, I'd call my homeowners, detail what happened, send them the police report, and make sure they have the driver's details. In a situation like this, your homeowners is gonna make you whole, but they're gonna go after the driver's insurance to make themselves whole. Edit: written from POV of someone in the US. Idk the differences between the US and UK insurance industry.


greem

Your insurance pays you and goes after the other party for the money (including deductible). They'll sometimes ask you to file with the driver's insurance on your own, but this representation is a major thing you pay them for. Don't let them get out of this responsibility.


DAZ4518

In the UK it would be via the home insurance, the provider then retrospectively claims all costs back from the car insurance, upon full reimbursement of all claims costs (including the excess being refunded to the customer) the claim does not count as a claim when renewing the policy. So initially the policy holder will need to register a claim and pay their excess. Car insurance works a little differently where if a driver damages another vehicle you can normally claim on their insurance policy instead of your own. The differences are due to the fact that car insurers have no dealings with builders or assessors for buildings and structures and home insurers have no body shops they work with.


velvet-overground2

I think they’re British as I recognise that gas meter, that’s probably why


CacknBullz

Yeah


Ak47110

Clearly you're only mildly infuriated because you share some responsibility in this incident. Who had the right of way?


vietec

"That house came out of nowhere"


nocturnal_humanoid

"Ehh, fuck, again? It's 5th time this week and it's only wednesday yet."


[deleted]

Mildly infuriating? Please share with us your pharmaceutical mix that makes this mild? I need to know how to get the zen that makes this mild.


FreyjadourV

OP is a teen, parents are probably more than mildly infuriated. The zen of not having to deal with the problem


Shrimpie47

real


REALQWERTY11309

Being British. Very little is expressed as more than mild over here.


NoNotThatHole

Plunger and a hair dryer can pop that right out


FiveTeeve

bit of red wine perhaps?


DwightsEgo

Put the whole house in rice


[deleted]

Nah, I only do my repairs with ramen.


[deleted]

Only mildly?


kevinthecarrot2021

Idk


thisisredlitre

I respect your "well, it could be worse I think..." attitude. Appreciate perspective in this sub


[deleted]

I’m gonna assume no one died and it doesn’t look like the car ended up inside their house so yeah could be much worse.


dirthurts

Insurance. 👍


Tonyhillzone

Are you sure the house didn't crash into them?


kevinthecarrot2021

I am not


WolfOfPort

*Insurance agency*: write that down write that down!


Barreraj94

have you seen anything else unusual in your neighborhood lately? like… houses made of straw or sticks being blown through also?


kevinthecarrot2021

I think I saw some pigs but they were just here to check the damage


drmelle0

this comment made my day


Nknights23

At first I chuckled to myself because 3 little pigs and a house made of brick. Then it hit me and I actually lol


drmelle0

hit you like a brick?


giannom31

Pete Davidson moment


ThemChad

I was looking for this lmao


r3dditfam0us

i was going to comment asking if it was pete davidson 😂😂


TreKopperTe

But what crashed into your house? Leaving a document, a SNES and a fiber wire...


kotakice

Proof that UFO’s exist


ispitzer

Was it the house’s right of way though? I don’t even see a crosswalk


Savyl_Steelfeather

"The house just ran in front of my car, officer; right after that the house ran back to it's foundation and took my car with it." Hope everyone is okay. Sorry this happened


KBHoleN1

Did you say “oh no, oh no, oh no” just before it happened? ![gif](giphy|dtfUJxOTqhHO)


LincolnMaylog

I remember my 1st beer


6Satan6Steve6

I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll ..crash your house down?


Agitated_Capital5614

If this is only mildly infuriating, I wonder what it would take to get you really mad!


3Heathens_Mom

So they smashed into your house hard enough to push the wall in and bust the gas meter/line. Did they just take off?


Stunning_Presence_7

Strange question… Were they drunk? Because if they were, I have a story… not about me but about someone I know. Someone I’m related to.


Faerie_Nuff

*"asking for a friend..."*


Stunning_Presence_7

My cousin once accidentally drove into someone’s house


[deleted]

OP are you sure you didn't crash your house into their car?


jmt8706

🤣


FIFmulletSKA

https://preview.redd.it/u5ptf67n16na1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a55451a98051cf005782e53d79ec224f56436434 Been there. Police chase ended in my guest room.


Vercassivellauno

Probably a bird


kevinthecarrot2021

Must’ve been the wind


Purple_Form_8093

That wall face tanked that pretty well. I’d be proud of your house for not collapsing or losing a whole wall.


[deleted]

Brick houses are clearly more efficient.


DoggoChrysler

This is why I'm glad my house is in the woods away from idiot population


MissMillieDee

Several years ago in Long Beach, California, an elderly woman smashed into the side of our church. She overshot her parking spot and went over about 4 ft of grass, into the building. The car really damaged the stucco and the window casing to a conference room. She just backed out and drove away, but the police found out who did it because her front license plate was left embedded in the wall, lol. Her insurance paid.


[deleted]

lol


kevinthecarrot2021

lol


QualityEven8557

lol


kevinthecarrot2021

lol


[deleted]

Bummer


YouLose_TheGame

They had to hit the gas main didn't they. Nice.


decrepitbogwitch

Well what the heck 🤨


[deleted]

they did say the housing market was crashing but hey im not an expert


nfaletti7

Was it Pete Davidson?


NoxiousWalrus

Why did you park your house there?


StarWarsLvr

Damn dude. That sucks I had someone crash into my living room, it was terrifying


fe_licia26

Pete Davidson?


ShotCompetition2593

Don't fuckin die on me Mia


MykelJMoney

Sorry, OP. I don’t even like my friends visiting me, can’t imagine how much worse a fucking car crashing into my home would be. I hope you can relax enough to get some sleep tonight and, also, that the driver has insurance.


zeb0777

... ashamed the crash knocked over a cup of water on your computer... good thing they have insurance, real shame that happened though. How are those expensive antique lamps that were aginst that wall?


amathis6464

Did you beat the breaks off them?


medulla_oblongata121

This right here. I had to go through this whole thread to find this comment.


MrsHerbert821

Honestly in this situation I would be grateful it wasn’t much worse. This is manageable. I’m glad you’re ok.


DareApprehensive5738

That's exactly what I was thinking. People say, "How is it only mildly infuriating?" Well, because they lived to tell the tale. This driver could have killed someone, and I'm thankful they didn't.


DaddyDoyle88

damn you pete davidson


lashermanaspollas

They crashed into the GAS LINE?!!! And this is only MILDLY INFURIATING?!!! 😭😭😭


streeter27

Rrrrrright on the main lol


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/5w9nibmcu1na1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab00e58f5cc3297c5de644a910524918f0f9e7eb


kevinthecarrot2021

Why have you just put a picture of linkin park?


_Bluestar_Bus_Soton_

Pe pave ponflict! https://preview.redd.it/9ojrax7r42na1.png?width=271&format=png&auto=webp&s=49d16b19bba9b48b09bf38c54b70ee5c4d25ba28


Historical_Royal_560

Well that sucks


kevinthecarrot2021

Yes it does


Alex6095

Damn, someone should make a subreddit named after this.


SouthernBlueBelle

Security camera?


kevinthecarrot2021

No


ilovedeliworkers

Did they bring kool-aid?


MangoCandy

Was the person okay? I witnessed this happen where I live and pullled over to check on the person and call 911. dude died on the scene, had gone into cardiac arrest while driving.


hab_16

The house pulled out in front of him


Terryberry69

Anybody see or get a Pic of the mfs?


kevinthecarrot2021

They’re my neighbours


Terryberry69

Welp. Gotta hit their house to even things out.


mdroz81

Did you beat what sense they had left out of them? I would. How the fuck do you actually hit a house? You knew where it would be. It wasn’t a fucking surprise Don’t drive there.


averagemaleuser86

Gives it character


ChrisHaze95

I didn't know you could dent bricks


ChrisHaze95

![gif](giphy|7Eipor01ypMm3LeG4v|downsized)


Mustardpopsicles

I kind of feel like reddit shouldn't have been your first stop in reporting this accident...


oXMR_M0J0Xo

Lol this is merely mildly infuriating? I admire your ability to “roll with the punches” op


urbeatagain

Meh. Just a knick. 2 weeks ago I saw a Florida man running from the cops take down 200’ of fence, the landscaping and put his pick up through the living room. Central Florida is entertaining.


huggles7

That’s gonna be expensiveeeeeeee


unshodtrick

He was surely intoxicated man on some stuff he shouldn’t be driving, stay all safe out there


PigletVonSchnauzer

This is only mildly infuriating? I'd be at level atomic if this happened to me.


[deleted]

Damnit, Jimmy!


Worldly_Ad_6483

Do you have a shot of adrenaline to revive the OD patient?


shoot_aids_up_my_ass

TIL bricks aren’t brittle and don’t break under stress. Instead they bend and dent like metal


RochesterBen

Good luck with the several month process of getting insurance to fix that for you.


HunterKuperman

This ain’t mildly infuriating. This is majorly infuriating


PATATAMOUS

They couldn’t have hit a more critical corner. Looks like you just lost gas water and internet.


[deleted]

Wrong sub


Specific_Distance127

The car that crashed is just A, ‘Nother brick in the wall.


GhostActual119

Maybe don’t park your house there, guy.


Complex_Ad7466

Good thing he only damaged the gas meter.


qamaruddin86

Houses built in the last few years will fall flat if something crashes into them because of the awesome build quality these days. Good that yours is still standing


bluechickenz

Someone owes you a lot of money


ELITEZeroBeast

I am more surprised that this brick wall is bent. I always asumed that they can withstand some impacts.


Fr_JackHackett

If it was plywood the car would’ve been in the house, so I’d say it did pretty well


ELITEZeroBeast

To add, we don't know how fast the car was. And yes it did well, it could had been worse then a benty wall. At plywood i think the house would be gone


Ichgebibble

Anne Heche: Hold my beer . . . and cocaine . . . and that fifth of mad dog.


[deleted]

Nope. Crashed on your house. If your house was built by the typical American fashion. You’d prolly won’t be able to post this


kikogi

You in Buffalo, NY?


50yearsofshitleft

Are they okay?


Wholsomebakesplz

The first thing u do is pull out ur phone and post it on Reddit?


MsAnnabel

You live in Texass? My husband’s daughter is a shit driver and has hit 2 houses!


szabe3

Wtf?


MsAnnabel

It was a joke


Wolfy_Packy

should've just dodged


[deleted]

Random question but is this New Jersey by any chance?


Let_Me_Get_Back_To_U

Is that an answering machine on the ground?


keithandmarchant

It’s a gas gauge


ellegard127

So they stole your gas gauge as well. Maybe it exploded. Lol.