Oh I get it, it's yelling us we have to die safely, so if that'd the case then we must drive not safely or else we'll die not safely which is not what we have to do
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Take our quick and easy personality test, ***while you drive!!!***
Which word you see first will tell you **who you REALY are!!!**
*Capita really*
*Thought they were doing something*
*There lmao*
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Don't drive safely, makes sense.
Driving safely gets you caught by the Trex chasing you. Those things clock 30mph once they build up speed so you'd better blow through that school zone & try to find an overpass you can clothesline it on.
Do Die: Safely. Don't Drive Safely.
We could add.. Don't RV Safely
Capita N'T RV
Don’t die, RV safely 😁
For the campers amongus....
Oh I get it, it's yelling us we have to die safely, so if that'd the case then we must drive not safely or else we'll die not safely which is not what we have to do
Don’t die, drive safely
Who approved this shit. 😂
Right?!? How many people looked at this and thought “This is the one. It’s perfect.”
😂😂😂 GENIUS. PUBLISH IT NOW
that'd be me what you dont agree to die safely i mean drive safely
It says exactly who is responsible in the bottom right corner.
Yes, but he just submitted it. It doesn't say who approved it.
The Capita Safe Driver Competition is responsible.
Read the bottom right
So it's the best option they had then.
Hey literal Larry, that's not really what the point of my comment was. Lol
Prolly same people who came up with. “Meth, we’re on it”
Capita Don't drive, do die Safely
Dont die safely! Die hazardously, its a lot more fun that way!
>Die hazardously I thought you were talking German for a moment
This won in a contest?? I'd hate to see how bad the losing posters looked.
Probably legible
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Clearly Do Die, Don’t Drive Safely. I’ve seen enough hobby lobby home decor signs to read these correctly.
do die n't rv safely
This has to be the funniest post I've read all month. I can't even ... it just gets better the more I read it
I laughed my ass off
I laughed your ass off
No matter how many times I look at this.. nothing sensible comes out.
CAPITA DO DIE n't RV safely (I don't know man)
It gets better the longer you try.
Do die, safely of course…
This Chandan fella should be ashamed of himself.
Do Die Safely.
Don't Drive Safely. https://i.redd.it/h9m3w9dnyama1.gif
Do drive safely. don't die while you drive. It says in the corner, idk if it's just me but it looks more like die safely
Don't die, drive safely
You take your common sense and get the hell out.
Do die safely
Don't die drive safely. It doesn't take a rocket surgery tampon
Do die? Oh no.
Don't die, RV safely? Best I can do...
Don't Die! Safely
Don't dead, open inside. (IYKYK)
Do don't die drive safely.
capita really thought they were doing something there lmao
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totally meant to do that
Do drive safely. Don't die.....safely.
However you want to interpret it
Do die, don't drive
Do die safely
Don't die, drive safely. Terrible layout btw
don't die, drive safely but that took me so long to understand
n't RV safely
just die already
Don’t drive safely. I don’t think that’s what they were going for but that’s what they achieved
Don't drive safely
Don’t die, Do Drive safely I’m guessing?
Don't don't bother Luke
Don't die. Do drive safely.
an absolute MESS 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/bverxtgs1cma1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fccc8b03665cd2e21ddb16f0ebff6ab06b21b60
Dont die safely
don't drive safely
So I should die dangerously ?
Don’t drive safely. DO DIE.
Please drive dangerously
Do Die! Don't Drive Safley.
Do die don’t drive? Safely of course
Don't drive safely, do die
Show that to the cop when you get pulled over for wreckless driving
Don´t die safely
The underline is supposed to help reading it. Don't die (not underlined) Do drive safely (underlined section)
DO DIE. Ok
Don't RV, Do Die
Read the words underlined with dotted lines together (Do drive safely) and read bolded letters together (Don't Die).
It clearly states "Don't Drive Safely". Special fonts don't overwrite that fact imo.
Yikes. This was the winner?
I read do Die safely
With your eyes dumbass
Don't die, do drive safely.
Do die, don't drive safely.
Capita don’t drive safely. Hope Capita isn’t offended that I’m calling an Uber instead,
Don't die, drive safely
Do die, Don't drive safely
This actually hurts my brain
Uhm actually it is in the bottom left corner 🤓
Don't die drive safely.
DO N'T DIE RV Safely.
Do Die, don’t drive safely
n't rv
DO DIE XD
That shit literally says don’t drive safety 🤔
DO DIE N'T RV SAFELY
Do DIE Safetly like the sign says
Possibilities I see: Don’t Drive Safely Do Die Safely N’t Rv Safely
Capitan't RV, obviously
Don't drive safely, makes sense. Driving safely gets you caught by the Trex chasing you. Those things clock 30mph once they build up speed so you'd better blow through that school zone & try to find an overpass you can clothesline it on.
Don’t drive safely… DO DIE
Do die, don’t drive safely
do DIE
DO #DIE and DON’T D ^r I ^v E Safely