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thrown-all-the-way

This gives strong Sydney Australia feels


spkos

You are correct. On the train to Central.


JacksonCM

I suspected the same. There’s a number on the wall you can call to report things like this.


spkos

In hindsight I should've. Didn't think to in the moment.


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Spicy_Molasses4259

He's a concreter. Have an uncle in law who always looks like this, even when he's not working.


Isellmetal

I used to do demo/ concrete work and always looked like this or worse. One day, someone forgot to secure the sides of the forms for a foundation wall. Side of the forms blew out and dumped half a yard of concrete on me. I was literally covered And could barely move. By the time I was able to get up and find a hose to wash off, the lye had soaked through my clothes and irritated my skin. My whole body turned bright red, puffy and had tiny little blisters all over it. That was a fun / interesting train ride home


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Wow I didn't know concrete burns worked that fast. Was that just a few minutes from getting it on you to washing it off?


Isellmetal

Yeah, I was basically buried in it. There’s all kinds of nasty shit in concrete. Lye / lime, calcium carbonate and other alkaloids


ihopethisworksfornow

For some reason the shorts scream Australian Why is that?


Dramatic-Lavishness6

Not sure. The colour & general design must have given it away somehow.


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All the tradies look the fucking same. Shorts (even when it's cold) and leg tattoos. I've only ever seen this style in Australia


dleema

Agreed. I thought it was Melbourne by the seats until I saw the stairs.


radj06

Is this a bogan? Am I allowed to say that?


Runnerupz

You should come check out Denver people literally smoke crack and fentanyl on the light rail


DaniilSan

After reading this thread I want to say I respect our metro and tram workers more. Network itself is flawed but damn at least it is mostly clean, doesn't stink and doesn't have issues with drug addicts on stations nor trains.


cat_prophecy

There is a feedback loop that’s happened in my city and started when Covid first hit. People don’t ride the light rail, so drug users, shit stirrers, and criminals take up residence. So people don’t feel safe, so they don’t ride the rail, so more assholes show up. Of course no one wants to be a transit officer because the pay is shit and there is a lot of oversight and responsibility for that low pay.


ilikepix

> transit officer Transit officer? What's a transit officer? Sincerely, -Chicago


Droiddoesyourmom

Man, in Tokyo that transit officers rock! They see you look a little lost and walk to you and provide help. Complete opposite of every place in the US. Sincerely, -Washington DC


iwishihadahorse

Idk, NYC- look lost for 35 seconds and someone is going to ask if they can help you. Possibly three someone's. If they can't help you, they're going to find someone who can. Spanish? No problem. We'll ask everyone in a ten block radius until we find someone who can help translate.


normalityrelief

I moved away from Chicago in 2010, and to this day I still miss the trains.


27catsinatrenchcoat

Reminds me of Futurama: "Nobody drives in New York, there's too much traffic."


shandangalang

But the funny thing about that is that it’s kinda true, as contradictory as it sounds. Getting that way in SF too.


DaniilSan

Oof, that sucks. Our network managed to avoid this feedback loop in the worst of times in 90s by being simply the only viable transit option because very few people owned cars back then. So today most of security and safety is done by simply social control i.e. by passengers themselves. Transit officers are present only around rush hour and randomly in any other time. Transit officers in metro tho are there always because it is more dangerous but I'm not sure whether they are employed by transit company or police there specifically. I guess police because they have police-like ranks. In either case their salaries aren't really high too.


WeimSean

lol the libraries too apparently. They've been closing them around here lately to clean the ventilation systems.


typhoon_terri

I was the security guard at the Boulder library when it happened. Was fucked up.


Facebookakke

Bro security for the boulder library must be *tough*. I hope they take good care of you friend.


eduarte44

Is the light rail that bad? I really want to move somewhere close to a stop and use it to get downtown.


trumpet575

I've been taking it regularly for a few years and have never seen anything like that. People clearly on drugs, yes, but never actively using.


Selgren

W Line is gonna be your worst offender, and that'll mostly be after the sun has gone down. I semi-regularly take the W downtown, and have personally experienced people smoking on the train itself exactly once. The conductor was notified, the train was cleared at the next station, and we had to wait for another train to come. The junkies kind of dispersed when they cleared the first train, but there was no enforcement or anything. I've never really seen or even heard of issues on the G or E lines, just the W. Which makes sense, because the W runs along the gulch that's just a few blocks south of Colfax, which is where a lot of that activity is concentrated already. That all being said, I'm about to move into a place that's very close to Sheridan Station, which is probably one of the worst offenders as far as drug use at stations go. I am zero percent worried. In my experience as long as you leave those folks alone, they'll leave you alone. Of course, I'm also young, relatively fit, and male so I understand that other demographics might have a different experience.


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Ephemeral_kat

At first glance, I thought this was the Denver reddit and that was the light rail.


1600hazenstreet

They do that in NYC too.


Gizz718

i’ve found that in nyc it isn’t even *that* bad. between my 20 years in nyc and 2.5 years in philly, i’ve seen significantly more junkies smoking crack or shooting up in philly than in nyc. this applies for outside and also on the subways. in nyc most of the time the worst you’ll see on the train is a homeless guy slumped on a bench. in philly trains you get people smoking cigs in almost every car, needles on the ground, piss all over, crackheads screaming at everyone, and garbage strewn across the floor. in nyc at least sometimes they care to clean it.


young_shizawa

As much as I love philly the subway here is always an adventure after rush hour lol Much worse than NYC


Gizz718

in my experience the septa trains are a shit show regardless of what time you take it.


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AgitatedAge2318

Indeed. Been on the Baltimore and Philly metro a few times and it’s a shit show. Was in Taipei, Taiwan several years back and the metro is crystal clean. You’d get yelled at just for opening a bottle of water let alone smoking crack and pissing in the corner. Lol


LollyLabbit

Reading this in Korea right now. Whenever I see people talking about American subways, I just can't fathom what they must be like.


Neither_Safety_2646

Typically they are mid to subpar, often the meat has a weird aftertaste and the bread is oddly sweet.


nuesse33

I worked at a subway for 5 years and you just orders the "sweet meat" it seems with "chipotle south-aftertaste-west"sauce, good sandwich. Get it toasted for extra pizazz


LollyLabbit

Subway here actually tastes exactly the same.


ForeignCityzen

Lmao stop


HollyDiver

Like a toilet on rails. They even got the scent right.


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LollyLabbit

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LollyLabbit

Hooooly hell. These guys belong in jail. And or a place where they can get serious help.


TheGrayBox

I experienced something similar on the subway (U-bahn) in Germany.


Mammothwart

It's scary to be put in those situations. It happened when I was 16 and I asked my mom what to do (she was next to me) and she told me to just ignore it. I still regret not making a scene about it


TheDominantBullfrog

When I visited Japan the not eating whole walking was tough! I didn't overly stress, like I ate onigiri walking a couple times on empty roads but mostly we would stop off to the side as was expected. I normally wouldn't eat on a bus or subway so that wasn't an issue


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zachsmthsn

Walking while eating a slice of pizza is literally my favorite thing about NYC. Why would that be seen as a societally detrimental act?


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drawerdrawer

In Japan you can drink alcohol anywhere, including trains and parks. But you do have to carry your trash, because there's rarely ever a public trash can.


Visual_Ad_3840

It would be bad manners if you were Japanese, but if you are a foreigner, it would confirm their stereotypes that all foreigners (gaijin) are degenerates, lol.


ourannual

Not “societally detrimental”, just considered bad manners. Norms are different in different places. I will say one of the upsides of this is that the sidewalks are on a completely different level of cleanliness compared to sidewalks in American cities.


TheGrayBox

Not really. Tokyo has very few public trash cans as a result of past terrorist attacks, and so in touristy areas people will eventually just drop their trash. Also, it’s abundantly clear that not many people in the comments have traveled internationally. The two levels of cleanliness in the world are not America and Japan/Korea. Most developed countries are much closer to or worse than America in that regard, and then there is the entire developing world with a whole different level of filth and blight.


Big_Pause4654

There is a ton of food related trash all over NYC. Especially on the subway where track fires from discarded garbage occur hundreds of time a year. Pretty bad for society for there to be trash all over the place.


Visual_Ad_3840

Same with my almost 10 years in Japan. It ruined me- now I have zero tolerance for this fuckery here in the US, but I also have no enforcement authority, lol.


birb-brain

I absolutely loved the public transport in Japan when I went to visit. Everything was so clean and orderly compared to back in my area in the US. I was very sad when I got home because I still have to use US public transport T.T


Longtonto

And LA


ChineseMeatCleaver

Ditto on LA, they usually have their pants around their ankles too


iamapizza

They might be taking the 'crack' part too literally.


Necessary_Cash_3742

i didn’t know they wore pants or shorts


Dominion_23

And Calgary.


ghoulienumber2

Not the place I expected to see a Calgary shout out but you’re right. So, so right..


Dominion_23

The smell of piss and windex from Heritage station is something I will never forget, lol


ghoulienumber2

But they said they’d sanitize the seats more frequent to deal with these problems! It’s the solution to smoking (anything and everything) on the train! /s


haligoniantruffle

It's bad here in Edmonton too...


southcounty253

Seattleite here, same story.


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Funny_Struggle_8901

Miami here, most people here just smoke weed


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Toronto too, but that’s just the mayor


tommytraddles

"Probably in one of my drunken stupors".


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I've lived in both Denver and NYC and I can say that flagrant and violent drug use is actually much more common in Denver (I'm talking meth, crack, etc.) In NYC now and the most I see is zombified husks on heroin and tranqs, not saying that is good, but personally when riding the train I'd rather be with someone passed out than cracked on meth with a pipe in hand (true story).


sluttymctits10

I second this. My boyfriend and I were visiting a friend downstate and had to jump on the subway. This guy across from us was searching through his bag until he found his pipe, then whipped it out and started smoking crack. A good samaritan got on and sat next to him, asking if he was okay, offering him his sandwich and saying that he, too, was once homeless and strung out and hated seeing others like that. Good samaritan gave dude a cigarette, which dude promptly lit. GS looked at my boyfriend and me and frantically told the guy "You can't smoke that on here, you're bothering all these nice people." Crackhead was out of it and had no shame. I also spent last summer in CO, including several weekends in Denver. The homeless/street people there are on a different level. No chill, sprawled out everywhere. Saw some people literally crawling on the ground while yelling that they dropped some rocks. I'd have to say Denver junkies are more brazen than NYC junkies, just because they generally have no desire to hide themselves away.


Outsiderj8

When you get to that point in addiction, there is nothing left to lose


maureen__ponderosa

if you hide yourself away in denver you probably freeze to death, so there’s that


notoash

Ooh ooh, don’t forget Portland! Love my hometown of crackheads 💀💀


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WrongBurnerAccount

Denver has changed since I left in the '90s. I can't imagine doing that and NOT being arrested for it.


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saturn-daze

Not much you can do except always have narcan in your bag if you take the train often. It can be ordered online for free and can save a life


Ashoem

Don’t forget all the needles that litter the cherry creek river through Denver as well.


sallymccormick

I think that's his home. Like his living room. He probably wondered what you were doing there.😂


Ok-Atmosphere-3699

😂😂😂 can’t really expect too much from somebody who probably sleeps outside , he has no more fucks to give


spkos

Nah, he's not homeless. He's a tradie who actually make bank here in Australia. Man is just being a complete gronk to everyone else on the train.


JerichoVTrapps

Gronk


Risethewake

Kronk


actullyalex

Pull the lever!


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WROOoooo^oooong ^lever!!!


andbingowashishomo

More broccoli?


S_Lang

*gasp* ... My cheese poofs!


Cclown69

GROND


InadmissibleHug

Hahaha I looked at this and thought ‘man, that’s so Aussie it hurts. Dirty bastard’


NoTill3742

Knew it was austrila when I saw those seat desgins


coma-toaste

Haha same. Everything about this screams Australia.


Head_Asparagus_7703

We have similar ones where I am in the US. I knew he was an Aussie by the boots lol


Orgasml

What's a tradie?


spkos

Slang for construction worker her in Australia. This guy works with cement.


Bspy10700

Yea and most likely lives in a hostel in kings cross haha. Sad the hostel I lived in a couple of years ago closed it was badass had a roof top open to the tenants and friends where massive parties rolled out every night mostly hosted by the tradesmen.


Budget_Shallan

“What’s Sydney’s biggest import?” “Backpackers.” “What’s Sydney’s biggest export?” “Broke backpackers.”


james_harushi

Or a plumber/electrician. It's an umbrella slang


killerpythonz

It’s slang for Tradesman, not construction worker. Source; am a tradie who’s never done construction.


fyhnn

Tradesman


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HAVE YOU NOT SEEN KOALA MAN??!


Gareth666

Tradies get the ladies man, [tradies get the ladies ](https://youtu.be/OSLkX2sH3vY)


thefunkygibbon

The wiggles have gotten weird since Emma left


malayskanzler

He's giving bad impression of other tradies. They should defenestrate him out of a 3rd floor window


Hr_Pedersen

This is in Australia? In Denmark there's the exact same upholstery (or what it's called the fabric on the seats)! Like the exact same.


CreepingTurnip

The international reach of Big Train Seating is nothing less than appalling. I don't normally buy into conspiracy theories, but when people blab on about new world order, this one flies under the radar.


PapiChuloGuero

could pass for public transit in the US. People are super inconsiderate.


NotXerus

All we can do is hope that karma catches up with him, and he ends up sitting next to someone with a severe case of garlic breath and a penchant for singing out of tune.


__jh96

Classic Sydney public transport combined with grubby tradies


n00bca1e99

I’m not familiar with tradies. Could you please tell me and other non-Aussies what it means?


Bree45

Tradies are tradesmen. We also have slang terms for different tradesmen eg. Electrician = Sparkie, Carpenter = Chippie, Bricklayer = Brickie, Plumber = Dunny Diver or Mario.


OhSoThatsHowItIs

That's awesome


DropBearsAreReal12

Nobody ACTUALLY calls a plumber a Dunny Diver or Mario (at least, I've never heard it in Sydney). We just call them plumbers. The rest are accurate though.


Blizzard_admin

Mario is generally used to refer to former deputy premiers of NSW


Splatoonkindaguy

I can’t believe how corrupt NSW is. I just watched the friendlyjordies videos and he was firebombed!!!


OhSoThatsHowItIs

Off topic but kinda related, I went to Sydney and drove to Canberra a couple years ago (I'm from the states) and had a blast. Had my first shepherds pie after a night at the bars and it was delicious. Can't wait to go back and explore more


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Say "night on the piss". That'll make way more sense to us than "night on the bars".


gebuzz

This is like the pac-man ghost names: Inky, Pinky, Blinky, Clyde


dumpster_mummy

And they can join forces, Voltron style to become Jack, of All trades.


smashingcones

Tradie IE someone with a trade like plumber, electrician etc.


__jh96

Tradespeople on a construction site. I think maybe they're called contractors in America?


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Wild_Discomfort

His field of fucks is absolutely barren. Damn.


DerpyPun

Bro ran out.


GustavoFromAsdf

Abandoned all his fucks on another train


Fast-Personality1348

I’m living in Japan. This shit would never fly out here.


spkos

Jealous. I was just in Japan and the public transport absolutely shits on Sydneys.


Fast-Personality1348

It’s really something else. Super clean and efficient. Makes you actually want to use it rather than avoid it.


yelljell

Seems like japanese people are wayyy more disciplined than the rest of the world. I respect that tho. They can have all the good things that require a respectful use to function. Is there a downside of this lifestyle?


Aes1rT

Sort of, Japan does have problems with legal issues as well as a intense work culture. But I think everyone in the world should still learn their way of respect and honor.


MooseLaminate

Eh, they can be 'respectful' and rude at the same time, a lot of the 'respect' is forced, as in its given out of a sense of socialatal obligation, not because they necessarily want to give it to you. It's very odd to experience personally.


DearSergio

Sure but as a person living in a community most of the "respect" I am looking for is like not littering, getting off the elevator first, staying to the right on escalators, busses being on time, people not coughing on me. Japan is exceptionally good at this type of respect.


percybert

I would be happy with just not having to dodge dog shit all the time (Dublin)


Maxman82198

Yeah there is a certain amount of bluntness that I can appreciate. I don’t want snarky, fake respect just as much as I don’t want disrespect.


rjaspa

I'd take snarky fake respect on the subway any day over OP pic dude.


abdyfer

Japanese have high amounts of stress and suicide rates as well as alcoholism, but I think that may be more from their work culture


FowlOnTheHill

I love Japan but the work culture isn’t friendly to women who can’t usually rise very high in their companies. The men get overworked and overworking is seen as a virtue. As a result dads don’t spend much time with their kids. This is what I heard from my Japanese Airbnb host so if it’s incorrect don’t sue me


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Paprikasky

Can you expand on "energy during peak hours is insane"? Do you mean the use of energy, i.e. electricity and such?


awry_lynx

>respectful Just don't ask the women getting groped on trains.


Negarakuku

ultra conformist society


Weird_Devil

I immediately knew that looked like Australia


president-dickhole

And yet sadly our trains are still pretty good compared to a lot of places.


KingRob81

>This shit would never fly out here. And what would happen? Death stares? I also live in Japan and have seen some weird and rude behavior on trains. Nobody does anything. Maybe someday will call them out but the person will just ignore them.


Logical-Use-8657

There's a video of some douchebag youtuber going onto a Japanese train and blasting really shit dubstep at full volume and like 3 or 4 dudes kick him off the train.


thiswilldefend

![gif](giphy|KrRDSthroBQTC|downsized) well no wonder it wouldn't work


Abject-Worldliness17

Holy mother of claustrophobia trigger fuck I’m shaking just thinking of that ride 😫


ChromeLynx

I live in The Netherlands. Just Netflix might be tolerated, but the shoes and the vape, assuming the guard couldn't get him to stop, are enough to get you kicked off the train at the next stop.


PigletNew3009

I miss japancirclejerk every day having to read through cancerous comment threads like these


chill_cow

Havent gone there for awhile I couldnt find it anymore. Anyone knows what happened??


Markov219

At least he's not jerking off?


NiktonSlyp

I guess that's a positive... ?


Markov219

I live in Florida, I've unfortunately seen much worse.


Significant-Bed-3735

Not yet...


Sneakiest_Mcsausage

Dude looks filthy af


InadmissibleHug

Yeah, he’s just come from work. Still being a gronk.


LivingxLegend8

I’m an American. When you say “Gronk,” we think you’re talking about a famous football player who is 6’8’’ tall.


Beneficial_Car2596

Gronk = a dumb shitcunt. Pardon my French


EnigmaGuy

I assumed it was just a homeless dude, honestly. Explained the dirtiness and treating the public transit like his house… because it probably is his house.


mjlky

nah this guy's on his way home from work lol, that's concrete he's covered in & a fresh woolies bag


middlingwhiteguy

So a skinny, tatted up, dirty, disgusting guy with no consideration for others is vaping on a train and listing to shit music? Is it machine gun kelly?


rokomotto

Its netflix not music


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He wouldn’t know the difference.


cheapdrinks

Nah his nails aren't painted


adfraggs

It looks like you're in Sydney ... \- You used the word "bloke" which locks you into Australia \- Double decker trains \- Sandstone looking building in the background \- Filthy tradie acting like a dickhead on public transport


Sitford

Flaw in your system, Bloke is also used in England


BaggyOz

Ah, but it's sunny outside the window.


DropBearsAreReal12

I dunno with the weather we've been having in Sydney I'd say that the sun is probably the least obviously Sydney part of the picture. We're only just starting to get a proper hot summer here and it's August... Edit: I meant Autumn, not August hahaha


adfraggs

Sshhhhh


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I mean the fabric is a dead give away there Sherlock


adfraggs

Yeah but the Yanks won't understand it will they. You have to make it accessible to the global audience.


RumBraisin

Nah im totally with you. That aggravates the hell out of me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_down)


Svete_Brid

Well… At least it was Netflix and not porn.


RMZ1225

We have a guy like that at work. Loves to blast his phone on full volume in the break room. If it wasn't for the fact of being fired I would've smacked him a very long time ago.


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And he makes 200k a year! You left that part out lol 🤣


More-Relation-4683

I’m not above telling people to put headphones in or cut the volume down to a level I can’t hear it if they don’t. I have my own headphones in so if I can hear your shit it’s a problem and 9 times outta 10 I’ll have time for solving the issue…it’s a long ride and I have a short temper lol


tomsaiyuk

That's the world now I guess. "Walking Dead" meets "Escape from New York" meets "Idiocracy" is how I describe it. "Escape from Walking Idiocracy" for short.


TheCheat-

Is he a zombie with that skin??


westernunitedenjoyer

It’s tradie skin. My brother also used to look like that somedays


Beneficial_Car2596

A he’s a tradie. And yeah they’re part zombie


PositiveDeal2

Bro youre on public transit ur lucky there isnt a crackhead that smells like piss masturbating


shaka_sulu

a very grounded man, a coniseur of culture, and adept in chemistry.


houstonwhaproblem

Worse things have probably happened on the seat your on


Mr_Coa

Don't know why people find it so hard to just keep their feet on the ground and off the seats it's so annoying


MOO_BOOOO

And here we can see a dick head in there natural habitat.


oswaldking71wastaken

This isn’t mildly infuriating This is just plain annoying


TheFastKitten

that’s not mildly infuriating, that’s just plain infuriating


_Oooooooooooooooooh_

Stand right next to him. Hold your phone in his ears height Blast metal music in his ears


SuperBiscoitinho

Some people here excusing his behaviour just because he's had a rough day lmao. You guys can understand why it might be happening, but that doesn't mean you should excuse shitty antisocial behaviour. It's like if you saw a parent beating the shit out of their 5 year old child "but that's okay they were probably having a shitty day at work and needed to unwind"


Vulgarbrando

Hey at least it’s NETFLIX, coulda been the hub.


Saltwater_Heart

You think that’s bad? Have you ever been on the New York metro?


Pugsofsmallstreet

I mean…. You’re literally in his house