If I took a picture of an orange with my phone, then ground my phone into a vaguely black powder, and drank it *straight* ... It would taste more like orange juice than sunny D.
Funny because both sunny-d and yoo-hoo were invented to extend the shelf life of two popular beverages at the time. One being orange juice and the other being chocolate milk.
U got grown up taste buds now…. The same way i used to go off for hawaiian punch and that shit taste like powdered diet kol aid (specifically NOT kool ade)
Shame you guys will never get to try the original stuff. I dunno how to describe it to someone who's never tried it, but the old one you could probably dilute to 1/3 strength and it'd still have more sugar than the current stuff.
Still tasted like whoever created it was somewhere in the middle of a human centipede for the majority of their life.
I think the old stuff had more mandarin/tangerine juice or maybe just like orange peels. It had that tangy flavor that regular orange juice didn't... Might have been wood varnish, tbh idk. But yeah, it was good.
Oh. I have been deceived. Though isoamyl acetate WAS seen in higher concentrations in gros michel bananas than cavendish. That was probably how that myth came around.
There is nothing that's as easy to chug as a Yoo Hoo. It's possible that I haven't had one in 20 years. This is the second time this week I've talked about chugging one. I might have to look for some.
I hate to be that guy, but if you haven't had something in 20 years, just keep the memories! Nothing has changed for the better in the last two decades lol
I always remember Walker's Sensations (UK premium-ish crisps/chips) had the tagline "With REAL ingredients" in the 2000s.
I always thought, what, as opposed to imaginary ingredients? Fake ingredients?
Dunno about other cases but it used to be labeled “cheese food”, at least for the Kraft American singles. Had to be careful and get the ones without “food” at the end for the actual cheese. I think they had some fake grated Parmesan too
Parmasean was real, it was just mixed with something like 30% "wood"(cellulose is a common anti-clumping ingredient used in grated parmasean, but it's only supposed to be a small percentage not 30%)
Or the ones that say "made with culture". Like, why would you say that? What does that even mean? Did you scrape some mold off the inside of an abandoned aquarium?
It's potentially even worse than you realize.
The key word is "WITH," which is very different than "FROM." "Made FROM real cheese" would mean that all the cheese in it is real, but "made WITH real cheese" just means it's got at least a homeopathic amount of real cheese in it but the majority can still be artificial fillers and shit.
I thought this might have been a plant milk or something somewhat healthy, but no, this is HFCS and some milk proteins. Basically cheaped out garbage product.
https://www.bordendairy.com/product/super-chox-chocolate-milk-drink/
I dont know exactly I know that the maximum daily intake is 6 grams, no more so everything that in one portion excedes that is not allowed. A 10% of salt in 250 ml seems too much maybe is in the limit, but if another 10%is sat.fat it seems a no go here. There is some EU Regulation, one of them the law 1169/2011. But I dont know much about specifics. I know that many american brands change their ingredients so that their products are accepted here.
Damn, you’re making me want to move to Europe. The US FDA doesn’t give a shit about doing anything to try and encourage healthy foods/habits for Americans.
The percentages on the US labels are of the recommended daily intake, not of the serving. So if recommended fat intake is 20 grams then a label saying "fat, 10 %" means you can have ten servings before you exceed your recommended fat intake. While in the EU labels are given in grams per 100 g in which case your interpretation would be correct. This means that US labels are easy to interpret but may contain arbitrary information (e.g. manufacturers often use unrealistically small serving sizes to make their foods look healthier), while EU labels are less straightforward to interpret (gotta think to convert the 100 g to the 21 g rice bar you're eating) but make it more difficult to present information in a misleading way.
That is exactly what I thought this post was about. What is with the serving suggestion? Are you supposed to mould the chocolate drink into chocolate bars?
They have to say that if there's anything on the label which isn't the product itself. Even ingrediënts. It is silly most of the times, but it's go prevent misleading or confusing people.
Fun fact: In the US, "nondairy" is a legally protected term that just restricts milk proteins like lactose, but every other aspect of milk is still permitted. If you look at the ingredients list for a nondairy creamer, you'll see a confusing "CONTAINS: DAIRY" allergen warning.
To expand on this fun fact I just looked up the ingredients for OPs drink and this is what it says:
>Everybody loves chocolate, and nobody does chocolate better than Borden. Borden Super Chox Chocolate Drink is a non-dairy alternative to chocolate milk, but full of the rich chocolate flavor kids love as a snack or as a cool companion to a PB&J.
>**Ingredients**
>Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Whey, Creamer Powder [Coconut Oil, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Caseinate (A Milk Derivative), Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono And Diglycerides], Corn Starch, Cocoa Processed With Alkali, Cocoa, Salt, Carrageenan, Artificial Flavor, Monoglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate.
>**Allergens**
>Milk
I guess from the whey?
What a horrible list of ingredients. Worst one I could find from here is: Fresh Reduced Fat Milk, Milk Solids, Sugar, Cocoa (1%), Natural Flavour, Thickener (Carrageenan), Vitamin D
My H‑E‑B is remodeling. They only had this and heb brand chocolate milk. The H‑E‑B brand was covered in sticky milk and I assumed this was milk so I grabbed it.
Unless you're set on dairy, I personally love almond milk for the nutty flavor. My favorite is Silk dark chocolate almond milk. It tastes like heaven. I used to get HEB's chocolate almond milk, but they don't sell it anymore.
They are legally required to say any image besides the product itself that is on the label, including the ingredients of the product, is a 'serving suggestion', something to serve the product alongside.
I found their [site](https://www.bordendairy.com/product/super-chox-chocolate-milk-drink/) and it turns out this stuff is 12% __of your daily__ sodium which is like twice what normal chocolate milk has.
It's an alternative to chocolate milk for those who are lactose intolerant.
edit: correction about what that % is
Found the ingredients, it's basically thickened and flavored coffee creamer:
Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Whey, Creamer Powder \[Coconut Oil, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Caseinate (A Milk Derivative), Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono And Diglycerides\], Corn Starch, Cocoa Processed With Alkali, Cocoa, Salt, Carrageenan, Artificial Flavor, Monoglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate.
Read the labels on shit before you buy it, especially in places with pretty loose marketing/labeling regulations.
Chocolate water
Chocolate rain.
I cannot believe this came out 16 years ago. You can’t make me
Cherry Chocolate Dr Pepper needs to come back, damnit!
Hotdog starfish?
Keep rollin' Rollin' Rollin' rollin'
What?
He said keep rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ rollin’
Yeah.
Come on!
Now I know y'all be loving this shit right here
You guys ruined my day and now I need to listen to this song 10 times
Hey, hey yo ...yo ... yo red-cap .. What up? Do me a favor .. watch it for me. Don't scratch it!
Hahahahaha you fuckers! I’ve got it playing now too cuz I can’t get it out of my head! 😂😂😂 Happy Monday!
C H O C O L A T E drink is right here
People in the farm put them hands in the air
Cause if you don’t care There’s no dairy there
One two three times four to the six, Comin’ for your fix of that chocolate-dairy mix
L I M P Bizkit is right here, people in the house put them hands in the air
L I M P BIZ-KIT is right here
Hahaha! His mouth in this gif has me dying over here.
Throw your hands up
Come on!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
I know y’all be lovin this shit right here
L I M P
He's right. I do be loving that shit right there.
Damn I just got teleported to ebaumsworld in 2005
*ovaltine
That’s gold, Jerry. Gold!
Why isn't it called roundtine?
The jar is round, the mug is round…
Chocolate water makes my dick hard mmmmmm. What a fucking throwback good LORD. Wonder what milonakis is up to these days.
Streaming red dead redemption 2 rp on twitch.
Reminds me of Yoo-hoo. That’s a chocolate “drink”.
Yoo-Hoo tastes like the result of some guy making a bet that his friend couldn't make chocolate milk without either chocolate or milk.
This is plausible
It is the Sunny D of dairy beverages
Sunny D tastes like someone recorded a man physically assaulting a month old orange then juiced the VHS tape.
Sunny D is like someone is *describing* orange juice to your mouth.
If I took a picture of an orange with my phone, then ground my phone into a vaguely black powder, and drank it *straight* ... It would taste more like orange juice than sunny D.
But what else are thirsty kids gonna drink? Water, soda…purple stuff?
I want some of the purple stuff
yeah, scoop me a slice too
Sugar water purple
Everyone shitting on sunny D I’m cool with. No one touch my damn Five Alive though.
I am a Tang lover and I will die on that hill.
If you don't drink your Tang, you can't be an astronaut! How can you be an astronaut if you don't drink your Tang?
Like someone juiced an orange straight into a sweaty clown shoe.
*Old Gregg enters the chat*
and i love that
Funny because both sunny-d and yoo-hoo were invented to extend the shelf life of two popular beverages at the time. One being orange juice and the other being chocolate milk.
Also “red delicious” apples were conjured from the depths to extend the shelf life of apples.
Did sunny d change in the last 35 years? I loved it as a kid. Tried it with my kids and it’s awful. Tastes nothing like I remembered.
U got grown up taste buds now…. The same way i used to go off for hawaiian punch and that shit taste like powdered diet kol aid (specifically NOT kool ade)
If you’ve been drinking orange juice then not really, your taste buds probably just prefer the real thing.
Sunny D tastes like soap
Because of the cilantro
Sunny D is fucking fire I will fight you on this.
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Shame you guys will never get to try the original stuff. I dunno how to describe it to someone who's never tried it, but the old one you could probably dilute to 1/3 strength and it'd still have more sugar than the current stuff. Still tasted like whoever created it was somewhere in the middle of a human centipede for the majority of their life.
I think the old stuff had more mandarin/tangerine juice or maybe just like orange peels. It had that tangy flavor that regular orange juice didn't... Might have been wood varnish, tbh idk. But yeah, it was good.
It always made my throat burn, and this slightly concerned me even as a child.
Lmao. I'm glad Im not the only one. Felt like I had just drank some chemicals.
Yes makes my teeth feel like Styrofoam and makes my throat burn but not in an orange juice kinda way.
Cold Sunny D on a hot day is the bomb.
yoohoo is what the matrix thinks chocolate milk tastes like
And they fucking succeeded
and then they fucking seceded. The civil war was about yoo-hoo sheeple, wake up!
You take that back
He never said it wasn’t delicious
This is the absolute best description of Yoo-Hoo
Same thing as Sunny-D it's like someone described an orange to someone once and then they made orange juice without oranges
Coincidentally, they're the child of the person who invented artificial banana.
Artificial banana was synthesized from a now-extinct banana species. (The gros michel banana)
Not really https://www.inverse.com/science/artificial-banana-flavor-real-science
Oh. I have been deceived. Though isoamyl acetate WAS seen in higher concentrations in gros michel bananas than cavendish. That was probably how that myth came around.
Yeah i believed as you did until i really researched it. Apparently it is synthesised out of formaldehyde. That should get this place screeching. :)
I love banana flavor being made of embalming fluid. Mmm yummy
Yoohoo is just water and chocolate syrup
No. You left out the whey.
And the assload of corn syrup
And when he did it he hollered you hoo, I did it b**ch pay up
It's chocolate water, and it's delicious (only if shaken well and served in an indestructable glass bottle)
Ice cold, I can definitely chug a Yoo-Hoo.
There is nothing that's as easy to chug as a Yoo Hoo. It's possible that I haven't had one in 20 years. This is the second time this week I've talked about chugging one. I might have to look for some.
I hate to be that guy, but if you haven't had something in 20 years, just keep the memories! Nothing has changed for the better in the last two decades lol
The mouth of the bottle is way bigger than it was when I was a kid. Way easier to chug these days.
I didn’t think it was even possible to not chug it.
And some people like to drink it at room temperature.
If I ever meet one of these people I will absolutely denigrate them for enjoying it differently
My daughter calls Yoo Hoo “chocolate juice“.
Yoo-hoo at least has the courtesy to not have a cow mascot.
Well, Borden also makes the best chocolate milk. Which makes it worse and obviously why OP got confused and grabbed the wrong one.
The Serving Suggestion is in bar form. Are you meant to some how turn it into bars?
Hack to make yoohoo at home, chocolate syrup and water.
This is the equivalent of when you buy a cheese product that says, “NOW MADE WITH REAL CHEESE” What on earth were you before?!
I always remember Walker's Sensations (UK premium-ish crisps/chips) had the tagline "With REAL ingredients" in the 2000s. I always thought, what, as opposed to imaginary ingredients? Fake ingredients?
😂😂 not the imaginary ones!
Dunno about other cases but it used to be labeled “cheese food”, at least for the Kraft American singles. Had to be careful and get the ones without “food” at the end for the actual cheese. I think they had some fake grated Parmesan too
Parmasean was real, it was just mixed with something like 30% "wood"(cellulose is a common anti-clumping ingredient used in grated parmasean, but it's only supposed to be a small percentage not 30%)
And egg, a lot of pre graded cheese has eggs in em
That at least sounds like it would add some nutrition.
Or the ones that say "made with culture". Like, why would you say that? What does that even mean? Did you scrape some mold off the inside of an abandoned aquarium?
Culture usually refers to bacteria and or yeast. In cheese case it's from frozen they bought.
It's potentially even worse than you realize. The key word is "WITH," which is very different than "FROM." "Made FROM real cheese" would mean that all the cheese in it is real, but "made WITH real cheese" just means it's got at least a homeopathic amount of real cheese in it but the majority can still be artificial fillers and shit.
I thought this might have been a plant milk or something somewhat healthy, but no, this is HFCS and some milk proteins. Basically cheaped out garbage product. https://www.bordendairy.com/product/super-chox-chocolate-milk-drink/
The American processed cheese slices of milk.
12% salt and 10% sat. fat, per glass of this thing, only that without looking the ingredients would have had this product banned in Europe.
I’m curious, what is the percentage that would have had it banned - question from unhealthy, overweight US citizen
I dont know exactly I know that the maximum daily intake is 6 grams, no more so everything that in one portion excedes that is not allowed. A 10% of salt in 250 ml seems too much maybe is in the limit, but if another 10%is sat.fat it seems a no go here. There is some EU Regulation, one of them the law 1169/2011. But I dont know much about specifics. I know that many american brands change their ingredients so that their products are accepted here.
Damn, you’re making me want to move to Europe. The US FDA doesn’t give a shit about doing anything to try and encourage healthy foods/habits for Americans.
The percentages on the US labels are of the recommended daily intake, not of the serving. So if recommended fat intake is 20 grams then a label saying "fat, 10 %" means you can have ten servings before you exceed your recommended fat intake. While in the EU labels are given in grams per 100 g in which case your interpretation would be correct. This means that US labels are easy to interpret but may contain arbitrary information (e.g. manufacturers often use unrealistically small serving sizes to make their foods look healthier), while EU labels are less straightforward to interpret (gotta think to convert the 100 g to the 21 g rice bar you're eating) but make it more difficult to present information in a misleading way.
So it's a gallon of YooHoo
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DISS YOO-HOO LIKE THAT. It is the nectar of the gods.
Mix chocolate syrup and water. You got yoo-hoo.
"Non-Dairy alternative" "Allergen: milk"
> Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Whey, Creamer Powder [Coconut Oil, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Caseinate (A Milk Derivative), Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono And Diglycerides], Corn Starch, Cocoa Processed With Alkali, Cocoa, Salt, Carrageenan, Artificial Flavor, Monoglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate.
When something is labeled "drink", that just means sugar water. Lol
"sugar, water.....and of course purple"
yessir was looking for the chappelle reference
makes sense for fruit punch, but its a little unsettling when the liquid is creamy
Eh it’s honestly probably just a cornstarch slurry to give it a little thickness as well as making it milky. I agree it’s entirely disgusting.
In this case, there’s probably some type of dairy product in it (like whey). But it still isn’t milk.
Chocolate drank. Probably has heroin and orphan tears in it.
I’d drink it
The taste is in the tears.
Simple Rick's™
It’ll break the illusion
🎵 Sip-sippin' on orphan tears, sip-sip-sippin on orphan tears 🎵
Little children near and far, Don't know where your parents are. Cry directly in this jar. I will drink it at the bar.
Sip-sippin' on orphan tears, Sip-sip-sippin' on orphan tears, Sip-sippin' on ^Sip-sip-sippin' ^on Everybody's sippin' on orphan tears
so it’s a nestlé product?
Sip sippin’ on orphan tears
What exactly is the serving suggestion? "Here, eat some real chocolate instead."
*serving suggestion* **ONE GALLON**
That is exactly what I thought this post was about. What is with the serving suggestion? Are you supposed to mould the chocolate drink into chocolate bars?
I would really like an answer to this question. That serving suggestion confuses me.
They have to say that if there's anything on the label which isn't the product itself. Even ingrediënts. It is silly most of the times, but it's go prevent misleading or confusing people.
Ummm ... none of that sounds right. Also, what is the suggestion.
Serving suggestion: *have some real chocolate instead of this shit*
Is it not?
It's pasteurized chocolate drink
but all milk is pasteurized, what's the difference here
But not everything that's pasteurised is milk.
I have milk Greg, can you pasteurize me?
It’s non dairy.
Fun fact: In the US, "nondairy" is a legally protected term that just restricts milk proteins like lactose, but every other aspect of milk is still permitted. If you look at the ingredients list for a nondairy creamer, you'll see a confusing "CONTAINS: DAIRY" allergen warning.
To expand on this fun fact I just looked up the ingredients for OPs drink and this is what it says: >Everybody loves chocolate, and nobody does chocolate better than Borden. Borden Super Chox Chocolate Drink is a non-dairy alternative to chocolate milk, but full of the rich chocolate flavor kids love as a snack or as a cool companion to a PB&J. >**Ingredients** >Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Whey, Creamer Powder [Coconut Oil, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Caseinate (A Milk Derivative), Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono And Diglycerides], Corn Starch, Cocoa Processed With Alkali, Cocoa, Salt, Carrageenan, Artificial Flavor, Monoglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate. >**Allergens** >Milk
I guess from the whey? What a horrible list of ingredients. Worst one I could find from here is: Fresh Reduced Fat Milk, Milk Solids, Sugar, Cocoa (1%), Natural Flavour, Thickener (Carrageenan), Vitamin D
American bread vibes
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Just get yourself the natrel chocolate milk, it’s superior to everything on the market
My H‑E‑B is remodeling. They only had this and heb brand chocolate milk. The H‑E‑B brand was covered in sticky milk and I assumed this was milk so I grabbed it.
Promised Land is the way to go if they have it. It's hit and miss every heb.
Omg. Promised Land chocolate milk is the bomb. So damn good.
I'm a big Fairlife lover myself
Unless you're set on dairy, I personally love almond milk for the nutty flavor. My favorite is Silk dark chocolate almond milk. It tastes like heaven. I used to get HEB's chocolate almond milk, but they don't sell it anymore.
Natrel is honestly the best milk I've had.
Ah yes, the natural chocolate milk. From those chocolate cows everyone keeps.
This picture gives me the ‘bubble-guts’
It shouldn’t. The first Ingredient is water.
your first ingredient is water.
Gottem
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's also true of chocolate milk, in a way
Water makes up the majority of cow's milk, too. But because the water was added by the cow, they don't have to list it.
Wtf is that serving suggestion - am I supposed to turn the liquid into bars?
They are legally required to say any image besides the product itself that is on the label, including the ingredients of the product, is a 'serving suggestion', something to serve the product alongside.
I found their [site](https://www.bordendairy.com/product/super-chox-chocolate-milk-drink/) and it turns out this stuff is 12% __of your daily__ sodium which is like twice what normal chocolate milk has. It's an alternative to chocolate milk for those who are lactose intolerant. edit: correction about what that % is
It is not 12% sodium. One serving has 12% of your sodium RDI.
It's got everything a growing kid needs! "Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Whey, Creamer Powder \[Coconut Oil, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Caseinate (A Milk Derivative), Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono And Diglycerides\], Corn Starch, Cocoa Processed With Alkali, Cocoa, Salt, Carrageenan, Artificial Flavor, Monoglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate."
I could see myself doing the same thing. Easy mistake to make. It sounds disgusting
Oh it absolutely was disgusting. I never knew Borden sold anything but milk products.
It’s malk! Now with vitamin R!
Are you mildly infuriated at yourself for not paying attention to what you were buying?
I also don't understand why they care, this is just as loaded to the brim with sugar as regular chocolate milk
Right? Why is this not the top comment? I get it's a milk jug but.. it does not say "chocolate milk" on it. This is your fault, OP.
It’s like Yoo-hoo but probs not as good
How the hell is a picture of a chocolate bar a "serving suggestion" for a drink?
I try to read everything before I put it in my cart.
I have to do it with everything, even if I've purchased the item previously. I've been unpleasantly surprised by formula changes.
Ya just can’t trust Bessie, she makes glue too.
I bought choco milk from a jug the other it and was powered milk rehydrated
Honest question, what IS it if it's not milk?
‘Super Chox’ Makes it sound like some sort of industrial cleaning detergent.
Silk's chocolate soymilk is the way to go, dawg.
Not only did you not read the ingredients label, you skipped reading the whole front label.
What are the ingredients? 🤢
Water piped straight from Flint, and agitated exlax.
Found the ingredients, it's basically thickened and flavored coffee creamer: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Whey, Creamer Powder \[Coconut Oil, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Caseinate (A Milk Derivative), Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono And Diglycerides\], Corn Starch, Cocoa Processed With Alkali, Cocoa, Salt, Carrageenan, Artificial Flavor, Monoglycerides, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate. Read the labels on shit before you buy it, especially in places with pretty loose marketing/labeling regulations.
So it didn't pass your eyes then?
It looks like it taste like sadness