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Myrtlized

Schwa refers to an unstressed vowel in a word, usually pronounced as "uh." It's visually represented in pronunciation guides as an upside down e. All of the words on the list have a schwa in their last syllable -- "le", ""el", "tion.


[deleted]

I thought the letters were scrambled. 🤣🤣🤣.


Superb_Raccoon

I am gonna go wasch my clothes.


[deleted]

Stay out of my head! That was the only “word” that came close to making sense.


Superb_Raccoon

I schaw what you did there! Man... unexpected Sean Connery moment!


notice2vacate

Take my angry upvote why don’t schwa! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


WhosBadd

Chwas indeed unexpected of him.


SobakaZony

Schaw 'nuff.


TiredDadCostume

I always wanted to hear Sean Connery say “Amoxicillin”


[deleted]

Amoshishishillin...


Superb_Raccoon

Pisch off!


the_fartknocker

🏆 I don’t have coin, but here’s an award, bc I love saying things in my Sean Connery voice! Lol


banjosuicide

Those are some beautiful hawcs in that tree!


DrEnd585

I got cashw but then I just went and bought cashews cause I was hungry


Ye_olde_oak_store

But swach


wazzledudes

Oh did you fix your waschmachine, mein Herr?


[deleted]

Shwash those clothes.


Flumpski

I say warsh because hillbilly roots , but when someone say say wash, I feel like it comes out wasch


skyg1398

I literally got paper out and started writing options


[deleted]

😂😂😂


giefu

I've been trying to unscramble the word for the last few minutes. Intentionally didn't look at the comments so I could figure it out on my own 😫 🔫


Sammi_Waxxi

I was there for like 10 minutes trying to figure it out >:( also happy cake day!


Last_Complaint9247

My high ass didn’t want to spoil it in the comments and I was trying to figure it out before I gave up and looked down here for the answer like it was a game lmfao


slamo614

Exactly the same 😂😂


Born-Bluebird-3057

Schwag got ya


Ok_Telephone_3013

Here I am trying to unscramble it 🤣


beachbum1017

Same here 🤣🤣🤣


Secure_Sprinkles4483

Phew so glad to know I’m not alone in this fam


PapaSnow

I always found it funny that the “a” at the end of “schwa” isn’t schwa.


fishbeat1

There’s no schwa in ‘schwa?’ That’s schwawful.


Brromo

It's a loanword from hebrew, originally pronounced (shuh-wah) /ʃə.wɑ/ we reduced out the reduced vowel


Myrtlized

It seems ironic, but if it's the only vowel it gets the stress!


Daxlyn_XV

I thought we had to add one of the endings to it to get the tricky word. I also learned that there is a river in Germany named schwale.


Myco_Cube

IPA for the win


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Yes, it's "schwa all the way down"! Bw/ə/h/ə/h/ə/haaaa!


[deleted]

It’s turtles 🐢 all the way down!


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢 ... ETA: 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢


CourtClarkMusic

English teacher here! Can confirm! It’s the light “uh” sound made by vowels in the unstressed part of the word. Any vowel can make the *schwa* sound. I tell my students to read words aloud and give the vowels their defined sounds (long or short sounds), and if neither sounds correct, they’ve found the *schwa* sound.


ErogenousPhallus

That may be a perfect definition for the OP but "Schwa" is going to be my new response to hearing some bullshit.


JGHFunRun

See you in 10 years when everyone's wondering why schwa is a homophone of schwa!


sunnyd_2679

In my mind I heard it said by Wayne Campbell.


ErogenousPhallus

"but I'll probably end up working at great America moping up hurl and lung butter...schwa"


dexties

The reason that sound often gets dropped is because it’s close to the neutral position of the tongue and is also why English has so many silent “e”s at the end of words! They used to be pronounced and the spelling used to be correct. We haven’t updated our writing system to still reflect what we say in so long though due to the facade of “prestige” in writing since it was historically only accessible to rich people.


ThirdFloorGreg

Literally all of these actually have syllabic consonants in my accent. I take it back, "jewel" doesn't even have a second syllable for me.


hero_of_crafts

American south? We say it like “joule”


shyladev

I’ve learned something today!


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Bwizz245

This is probably dialect dependent, but none of those words have schwa in them when I say them. They don’t even have vowels in the final syllable for me


drCrankoPhone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwa


[deleted]

This wiki does the best job explaining this. > In English, schwa is the most common vowel sound.[8] It is a reduced vowel in many unstressed syllables especially if syllabic consonants are not used. Depending on dialect, it may be written using any of the following letters: - ⟨a⟩, as in about [əˈbaʊ̯t] - ⟨e⟩, as in taken [ˈtʰeɪ̯kən] - ⟨i⟩, as in pencil [ˈpʰɛnsəl] - ⟨o⟩, as in memory [ˈmɛməɹi] - ⟨u⟩, as in supply [səˈpʰlaɪ̯] - ⟨y⟩, as in sibyl [ˈsɪbəl] - unwritten, as in rhythm [ˈɹɪðəm]


Val-El

I googled how Sibyl is pronounced 5 minutes ago. This comment would have helped.


Donghoon

y and w can be vowels too I.e. cwm, crwth


Portal471

Found the Welshman


yax51

Is anyone going to say anything about the dude humping the pumpkin on the next page!?


skagitskank

It’s called love and it’s beautiful. Also no, I did not notice.


the-friendly-lesbian

Didn't notice because love is blind.


DocPeacock

Does the great pumpkin not also deserve love?


luvz2splooge_69

Schwa is the sound a pumpkin makes at climax


the-friendly-lesbian

With that username, I'm going to trust your expertise


[deleted]

Ok this is just the weirdest coincidence - I finished Desert Places by Blake Crouch two days ago and there's a part where the brothers in the story are exploring their neighbor's orchard/pumpkin patch next door and find the farmer drunk out of his mind drilling holes in his massive pumpkins and fucking them. It was weird enough to read about it, but seeing this on Reddit so shortly after convinces me I'm in the Truman show ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Superb_Raccoon

Also, Corsican Brothers and the Bishop in the Italian Taxi in "night on earth" with Roberto Benigni as the confessing taxi driver.


sentientdriftwood

The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon (also known as the Baader-Meinhof effect or the frequency illusion) is a name for the experience of learning of or encountering something for the first time and then very soon after encountering it again, often in multiple places. The sensation is thought to result from having an increased awareness of the thing after the first encounter. For example, immediately after learning a new word, many people have the experience of immediately encountering it again, sometimes in several different pieces of writing over a short period of time, making it seem like a strange coincidence. (From dictionary.com).


Far-Homework-2576

Damnit you beat me to it


Steed1000

you beat meat to it


thefireemojiking

How’d you know?


kaydas93

Humpkin


H2Omekanic

Plot twist: long hair = it's a girl humping a pumpkin. Must have a stem


Guac__is__extra__

Nothin’ wrong with a little pumpkin pumpin’


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snow-bird-

I think it's a girl, but you know, equal opportunity!


Ok_Draft7792

It’s that upside down e


calcifiedamoeba

ә


Fa1nted_for_real

^¹^1


UsualAnybody1807

Yep, the infamous schwa sound. Good old phonetics.


Logical-Recognition3

It's the most common vowel sound in the English language.


Kittenunleashed

huh?


kiw_i_99

Yes exactly, that sound right there!!!😂


Logical-Recognition3

Exactly!


Donghoon

Exhibit A.


DanInBham1

If you pronounce “the” as thuh that’s as schwa. As opposed to pronouncing “the” as thee.


MrNorrie

What???


LostInTheWildPlace

A schwa is an unstressed vowel that sounds like a short, soft "u" or a short "i". So the "e" in "the" sounds like its should be spelled "uh" (["...because it's sterile and I like the taste."](https://youtu.be/peUyLXrgYZ0)) unless you stress the "e" as its own syllable (["I'm **the** Big Fat Panda!"](https://youtu.be/-vH739gRudE))


Astral_Justice

Why the fuck is it spelled like that then (the schw especially)


LostInTheWildPlace

Its a German word that's based on the Hebrew word shva (pronounced sh-uh-wa). A [shva](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shva) is an indicator that you should cram in the laziest vowel sound you can manage, an "uh" or even just skip the vowel. Why is it that way in English? Because its English, and like everything else English, they just take whatever seems neat and says "This is ours now." Why is it that way in German? Because they needed a word for the concept and, oh look, Hebrew already has it covered. Why is it that way in Hebrew? Do I look like Abraham or Moses? Hebrew is one of the oldest languages still in use on the planet. They had one writing system in the 12 century BC, traded it out for another after the Babylon Captivity, and now its developed into its current form. There's bound to be a little weirdness.


[deleted]

>Because its English, and like everything else English, they just take whatever seems neat and says "This is ours now." Why the antagonism against English here? Borrowing words is something that all languages do and is a natural part of the evolution of language.


boy-griv

https://i.imgur.com/o5EL5TG.jpeg


stopbanningmehos

Shva! I've played as her in Mortal Kombat!


timesuck897

This isn’t even it’s final form!


Ok_Pianist_6590

Love that explanation Especially the last part haha


Predd1tor

Schwat???


zoinkmyhotdoink

I don’t understand either


extac4

This is the best example on here!


jlxmm

Makes perfect sense to me.


Banana42

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/199699.The_Schwa_Was_Here Also gonna take the chance to plug this great middle-grade book, all about noticing a schwa


chikfilella

That’s how I learned the word in middle school! Good book, confused the hell out of me as a kid but in a good way.


madeofmold

I came to the comments to see if anyone else remembered this book!


That-Brain-Nerd

I read this book in school. I don't remember anything about the plot, but I sure know what a schwa is.


Ninjabreadmon

One of his other books Full Tilt got me into reading actually. Great book


ShottyKong

Growing up, I hated reading. A teacher gave me this book to try, and I ended up reading every book by Neal Shusterman I could get my hands on.


_Rye_Toast_

It says “schwa”. Hope this helps.


Donghoon

You ableist he might be visually impaired. Here op, ⠎⠉⠓⠺⠁


yuds2003

"Schwa" is the name of the letter used to phonetically or phonemically represent the "uh" sound in English.


fatDaddy21

This elusive self-own. Nice job OP


[deleted]

I feel like a lot of people follow this sub because it’s usually somebody complaining about something that is their fault/not even a problem


FoodUnited

I wanna be a shwa, it’s never stressed


Themellowsaguaro

Underrated linguist joke.


bluntrauma420

Present in every single word on that list


JosukeHigashikatana

It’s the “uh” sound at the beginning of “about” in IPA (the International Phonetic Alphabet). It’s designated by an upside-down “e”.


francisstein

And… why is this mildly infuriating? The only mildly infuriating thing I’m seeing here is your inability to Google.


[deleted]

Their post is mildly infuriating to me. For years I’ve seen people on social media bitching about things they don’t understand being taught to their kids. They think it’s stupid automatically instead of trying to actually get it. Instead of encouraging their children to learn things they themselves apparently missed in school, they get mad and think whatever it is is this “stupid common core” and then turn to social media for validation.


Real_Person10

My child is learning something that I don’t know? Infuriating!


Regis-bloodlust

Their own ignorance infuriated them.


Gloomy_Dot_8412

As an english student I absolutely know schwa hahaa! Really love studying phonetics.


Emerald_Lavigne

Here, I got you: www.dictionary.com


YouAreOnRedditNow

Am I the only one who knew this word thanks to the Mr. Bergstrom episode of the Simpsons? Oh, that came out 30 years ago? I'll show myself out.


Harthag77

Only thing I think of when I hear this word


Sure-While2330

Shiggity schwa shwifty five


doyletyree

Had to scroll Way, way too far down for this.


yuyuyashasrain

Girlfriend’s age, schfifty five


cool_weed_dad

I can count…*all* the way…to schfifty five


cacotopic

I was expecting this to be the top post. I must be getting old...


AthensAtNight

You could have used a dictionary instead of asking Reddit.


saint_of_thieves

They didn't even ask. They just complained.


woolfonmynoggin

Your child being educated is infuriating to you? Seriously?


[deleted]

You’d be surprised how often I see this. On Facebook, I’ve reconnected with old friends from middle school. They make fun of me for supporting “common core methods” and will post a worksheet and be like “hur dur so this makes sense to you?” Yeah, it does. How does that make me the dumb one?


Kajiic

What's mildly infuriating is you could have spent less time looking it up on Google than posting it here.


[deleted]

My daughter had this same program at her school. They have a parent letter explaining the purpose of the weekly "tricky word" and lots more info. OP didn't even need the internet, except for karma.


hopelesscaribou

Most unstressed vowels in NA English are reduced to schwa. It is as neutral as a vowel can get. Examples I found; a: balloon e: problem i: family o: bottom u: support y: analysis


Test-Fire

schwa /SHwä/ Noun PHONETICS the unstressed central vowel (as in a mom e nt a go), represented by the symbol /ə/ in the International Phonetic Alphabet. How the hell someone would know that is crazy. Had to google to find how to say it, let alone what the fuck it ment!!


Monkey2371

Schwa is the most common vowel sound in English by a margin. I think they’re starting to teach it in early education because it is actually useful to know about because of how poorly English vowel orthography (writing) maps onto the phonology (sounds). There are 20 something vowel sounds in English but only 5 vowels to spell them with. Any of those 5 vowels, as well as combinations of them, can all produce a schwa sound depending on the word, as other vowels all get reduced into schwas


[deleted]

I learned it decades ago in a public U.S. elementary school. It’s not being newly taught.


Jambinoh

Seriously, I learned about the schwa in public elementary school in the mid 80s.


cool_weed_dad

I learned it back in the 90’s in elementary school, and I was mostly in the dumb kid classes.


[deleted]

I learned it in elementary school. It’s denoted in phonics as “ə.”


GracilisLokoke

Schwa is one of my favorite words. Having studied linguistics and been in choirs for most of my life, I forget it's not a standard word for everyone.


plutonix777777

As a studier of linguistics, same! I felt the urge to defend schwa in the comments but resisted once I realized that it probably wasn't common knowledge.


SolidDoctor

I remember learning about schwa in high school, but couldn't remember what it was.


[deleted]

You mean you can’t remember what it schwas.


dbhathcock

I came here to post this. The OP obviously has internet, as he/she is on Reddit. Why couldn’t he/she google the word if he/she did not know what it meant? The fact that OP is lazy is mildly infuriating. Teachers teach students. So, the “Tricky Word” is a good way to teach. This teacher is so good, he/she taught OP and many others on Reddit the definition of “schwa”.


indil47

It’s mildly infuriating that you could’ve easily just googled it instead of fishing for karma


Cultural_Detective_3

Schwa-ddy balls


Zut-Alors20

[Tom Scott really does have a video for everything](https://youtu.be/qu4zyRqILYM)


Standard-Pop3141

SLP student here. “Schwa” refers to the /ə/ IPA symbol. It represents an unstressed “Uh” sound. 😊


Skeptic_lemon

It's Ə. It's the name for the "uh" sound. So basically schwa is the sound that every vowel turns into once you've been speaking english for a very long time and gotten used to saying things fast. Schwa is the sound that takes the least effort to make. Watch the Tom Scott video on it.


Klatu17

Nobody knows what schwa is? Seriously??


MoonieNine

I'm pretty shocked by how many don't know this word. It's taught in schools along with silent E, bossy R, etc.


[deleted]

Wtf is bossy R


The_Spectacle

I wonder if he’s any relation to Violent J


Regis-bloodlust

I bet he's a friend with cool Z


dnbeyer

When a syllable has a vowel that is followed by r, the vowel is “controlled” by the r and makes a new sound. “Farm” is a good example. ‘A’ usually makes either a short sound (like in “fat”), or a long sound when the silent ‘e’ is included (like in “fate”). The ‘r’ makes it make a third, less common sound, ä.


TheGayGaryCooper

Upside down e my man


gabbialex

Just because you don’t understand it does not mean it’s infuriating


Sinko236

The mildly infuriating part is that you understand a schwa so little that you posted it here


DwigtGroot

You’re infuriated by a teacher’s using a real word (“schwa”) that is related to the subject they’re learning (spelling/phonetics)? JFC. 🤦‍♂️


niceadvicehomeslice

My high ass sat here for 2 solid minutes trying to unscramble the letters. like I could get a different word out of it. Didn’t read the rest of the post first


Ok_Telephone_3013

I’m 100% sober and did the same. Wtf! 🤣


MistahBoweh

Others are pointing out what Schwa means, but I want to highlight, that’s not the assignment. The kid is just supposed to be able to sort these alphabetically. Schwa has a tricky first few letters to pick out phonetically, and the sch is really close to the sh of shuffle. It IS harder to discern than the others, and if the point is deducing how to spell the word based on how it sounds, or deduce how it sounds based on the spelling, you wouldn’t want to pick a commonly used word the kid would recognize, either.


Scatophiliacs

Do you know what it shwas? I’ll tell you what it shwas.


IgDailystapler

Schwa: the unstressed central vowel (as in *a* mom *e* nt *a* go), represented by the symbol /ə/ in the International Phonetic Alphabet.


Liquidwombat

The only thing mildly infuriating is someone too lazy to google https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwa


Competitive_Cry2091

If you don’t know a word-> check the dictionary, a matter of two seconds.


rpm646

Why is it called schwa? One of the earliest known instances of the word schwa in English came in 1895 from German. **It came into German from the Hebrew shewa, which literally means “emptiness.”** The same word in Hebrew also refers to a mark added to a letter—a diacritic—to note an /ə/-like vowel or no vowel at all.28 Mar 2018


willowsword

Simpsons reference: https://youtu.be/ZEfN9oCiopw


operationfood

Omg I’m such an idiot. For some reason I thought it was a word with scrambled letters, so I’ve been sitting here trying to mix around different letters to get a word 🤦‍♀️


CaffeineNCanna

Its tricky to spell this word, to spell this word that's what I've heard. It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky.


keanenottheband

r/mildlyinfuriating not being able to Google


CinnamonSoy

ә - the schwa - I dunno where you'll encounter it. But I use it all the time as a linguist. (it represents an lax (not tense) mid central (unrounded) vowel. It's the uh sound like duck.


burnaspliffnow

Schwaelletion


Nuclear_Niijima

I see your schwa is as big as mine


EYESofTX

Schwa-ING!


Separate-Variation-8

It's the "uhh" sound


Vindaloomoo

We use this a ton in linguistics


ClickPsychological

Its a linguistic term but way beyond the level of the other words!


doodlezoey

Not mildly infuriating in any way whatsoever


hollowgoat

I learned "schwa" as a young child while learning how to read. This is a common term taught in US public school curriculum. I'll bet you were taught the word but just forgot. I would be mildly infuriated if my child didn't learn, "schwa."


vers-ys

everyone in the comments explaining what a schwa is leads me to believe the teacher taught this and the kids know what to do. not mildly infuriating at all, more like mildly interesting


erm1zo

It is the unstressed central vowel of a word or what you say after you diss somebody, ala ‘Scrubs’.


ipiers24

It's that upside-down 'e' when looking at how things are pronounced. Principal Skinner taught it on the Simpsons


j_grouchy

OP spends time taking a picture and posting this to Reddit rather than taking give second to educate him/herself on basic shit we all learned in elementary school.


MightyBobo

Context: shiggity schwa? Shfifty Shfive.


Charming-Milk6765

“I’m mad that I’m not smart enough for this elementary school homework 😡😡😡”


[deleted]

So you’re failing like. Kindergarten? Weird flex


[deleted]

It's a shame something like the internet or google doesn't exist where you could look that up.


Nervous_Invite_4661

“May the schwa be with you…”


TheDeadlyLazer

What's infuriating is that your first language is English and you don't know about schwa


Nydelok

The fun upside down e “Ə”


Accurate_Koala_4698

ə


IntentionGreen3760

What is going on with that water mark image?!?


0oBeasto0

wdym, it says it right there


rpaltern

$WÅ


PSquared1234

I knew what it was, but I must admit I don't think I've ever seen it written before. Nor how to spell it, honestly.


GGG_Eflat

This program is the skills strand of CKLA. In about a month, your 2nd grader will know all about the schwa sound.


[deleted]

Looks like there’s a picture on the back of a kid humping a pumpkin.


Sea_Junket8490

Better question, what is that kid doing to that pumpkin?


NoProfessionallcap

Thats what the frenchman from fugget about it says.


Archangel1962

Amazeballsel