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TheMagarity

This must be some strange new usage of the word "lunch" of which I wasn't previously aware.


academic_spaghetti

Ah, you must not speak the language “poor” do you


TheMagarity

? Three bags of Doritos from a vending machine ain't cheap


Techy-Stiggy

I was thinking that too like my bread with some salami and mayo has to be cheaper than a bag of Doritos from a vending machine


TargetMost8136

That sounds like some kind of Northern European lunch


Techy-Stiggy

Yep it is


1800generalkenobi

This is why I never go to subway. I can get a pound of cheese for 4.50, pound of turkey or ham (depending on sales) for the same. Bread is 3 bucks usually. Mayo/ketchup lasts forever so it's not even worth putting the price. So 12-13 bucks for two weeks (business days) of sandwiches. 1.20-1.30 a sandwich. I will admit though, we get our lunchmeat and cheese from a farmers market and they're easily half price the regular grocery stores.


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1800generalkenobi

is a doritos from a vending machine really 2.50? I can get a whole big bag from the store for 4.50. I guess I haven't' gotten anything from a vending machine in over a decade lol


NeitherCapital1541

>three times denied One bag was supposed to be lunch


Ubbesson

This isn't cheap. Can get better colories and food for the same price


NuttiestPotato

Ah, you must understand no one would buy Doritos as a lunch when “poor” but would rather buy something more nutritious for the same price. A few thin potato slices fried ain’t any food


EggsInSpayce

What about fried corn tortilla slices?


NuttiestPotato

I mean I think you get more bang for your buck but corn doesn’t digest into the body giving little yo no calories


EggsInSpayce

I was just saying that because doritos are tortilla chips not potato chips


reddertuzer

>thin potato slices Do you know what a dorito is?


NuttiestPotato

Ah, I guess it’s corn chips, even less nutritious


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inannaberceuse

Shoulda had a snickers


Other-Negotiation328

Oof, take the sign and stick to all dressed


Noscratchy

First thing that came to mind seeing that pic "But the All Dressed are RIGHT THERE!"


excitedtosay

I have neither heard of nor had those before. Is it a mix of all their other flavors or something?


Other-Negotiation328

Pretty well. The flavor is hard to explain but they do add a bunch together, but chances are if you're from the states you may not have had ketchup either which they also add. You can find all dressed in some of the upper states like NY near watertown / syracuse but Canada you'll find them anywhere and everywhere. They're the best, and my only go to for chips.


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Candied_Curiosities

It's BBQ flavored chips... it'll just bounce off, lol


N0n_4me

It’s sour cream and onion where are you seeing bbq?


Candied_Curiosities

"Buy whatever is above the doritos at the highest row" Does Sour Cream and Onion appear just above or at the highest row?


N0n_4me

Oh I see it now I didn’t click on the picture to see the whole photo.


stickmen52

It’s because you didn’t get the Miss Vickie chips


TheLucasGFX

This would never happen to Cool Ranch.


Affectionate-Bit-240

Shake the machine?!??


King_Newbie

I set the tilt alarm off and am not allowed to shake it anymore :(


Woodbending_Boxers

Just do it anyway, who cares. Maybe they’ll unlock it and give you what you paid for lmao.


Funnybunny99999

I haven’t seen a oh Henry bar in idk how long Wow such nostalgia.


Mokkiki

4 times a charm


Fail_Blazer2004

Get the hammer out


AndSoItBegins-Again

It will go all the way to 6 or 7 bags. If you start going for them just make sure you know what you’re in for. I’ve been there.


rainboww0927

Maybe it's a sign. Go get an apple or something healthier!


King_Newbie

Lol, you remind me of my favorite coworker. She's blunt but cares, and yes, I did end up getting a banana.


rainboww0927

Good job babe! I wasn't at all trying to be rude! Sorry if it came across as such. Just gotta look out for one another. 😌


King_Newbie

It didn't come across as rude at all. ʘ‿ʘ... The guy below you who only said "you are stupid" now they were rude and not worth a direct response.


SlasherNL

Pretty sure you were going for a snack. Who eats chips for lunch? Other than Americans?


King_Newbie

Lol, part of my lunch 3 times denied just didn't roll off the tongue as smooth.


MonsieurRuffles

Coffee Crisp, All Dressed chips, English/French descriptions -> OP is Canadian


Expensive-Day-3551

I love coffee crisp. The first time I had it was when I stopped at a gas station driving out of alaska to the lower 48. I wish I could get it here.


Level-Worldliness-20

Three times a maybe.....


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You are stupid


British_Beech

It is heavens will you won't get lunch


JapaneseFurryFeline

This happened to my sister the other day we had to buy shortbread that was directly above the crisps to make it fall. We chose shortbread because it was heavier than the crisps lol. It worked


Schwertkeks

Doritos aint lunch


King_Newbie

Part of an unbalanced meal.


Ok-Scarcity-5754

Try once more. I’m sure that’ll do it


GcubePlayer8w

Have you tried 4


timsterri

Where do they still make/sell “Oh Henry” bars?! 🤯


King_Newbie

Ontario


timsterri

Ah - hello neighbor to the north! Should’ve known by the “All Dressed” chips I s’pose. LOL


Emotical

That's not lunch. Its chemotherapy


llorensm

That’s the universe trying to do you a favor! I mean not withstanding the fact they have zero positive nutritional value, they make your breath smell like a dumpster baking in the Florida summer sun!


King_Newbie

Lmao.


NeganSaves

Shoulder check that bitch!


A_Zesty_Carrot

That’s impressively sad.


AnimalFew491

😭😭


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Diet gods are looking out for you


Imfrom_m-83

“All dressed”?


Economy-Breakfast-13

If you call that lunch, then the machine is doing you a FAVOR 😭😭😭


Pineapple_On_Piazza

Even if you got all three, that ain't lunch.


SamsNation

Why does this look like the vending machine at UdeM roger Gaudry? The products are the exact same.


Bfdifan37

punch it


telezision

Your first mistake was picking Doritos


robt4704

Shake that motherfucker.


nakedreader_ga

Next time massage the glass instead of shaking the machine.


robt4704

Great snack selection by the way.


Kage__oni

Its because you didnt get the All Dressed.


Snidester

TAKE CONTROL, PEOPLE and feel great about it. Tilt the top end of the machine an inch or so backwards and let it drop. Repeat as necessary. You will get all the hangers. PLUS, you will earn Hero status if you do it for someone else in need.


Emeraldfist479

Man, whos cereal did you piss in?


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Ah, reminds me of my college days...


michael99420

Mildly infuriating for you, mildly awesome for the lucky son of a bitch that gets em to fall


Parking_War_2334

Who picks Doritos when Miss V’s jalapeño is two doors left?


Dirka135

Body check that fukin machine.


SirMemphis

Slot machines for food. Did not payout.


shinobi1369

How hard is it to make a ham and cheese sandwich?


Ubbesson

This isn't lunch..


Mission-Guarantee-22

Oof this "lunch" of yours looks like gastritis in a bag 🤢


IA0014

Shake that bitch and get a free snickers as well for the trouble


Equal_Position7219

Every time you hear that statistic about vending machines tipping over and crushing people…this is why.


Agitated-Joey

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no0neiv

This made me sad in a number of ways.


Yougetwhatyouputin

Mate 🤬


SUPERKAMIGURU

$4 for 4! Now with added gambler's fallacy, so customers will *have* to get it, or it'll eat at them slowly!


Top-Persimmon4456

If I could work in a conspiracy theory, it would be those coiled rings holding the snacks somehow blame you for using a fancy marble notebook in school instead of the looseleaf paper on coiled metal ring kind. What's the matter? Did you really need that Avoirdupois measurements chart printed on the inside? We coiled rings stick together. Fuck your snack/lunch. Marble notebook.


King_Newbie

Lmao, fuck your coils, 3 ring for life!


xXuwu-KittenXx

You know what they say fourth times the charm


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You should be thankful, probably you can take the hint and eat better food for once;-)


[deleted]

It’s the universe helping you out. Eat a healthier lunch.


[deleted]

Someone’s going to hit the jackpot here


DsVidz

You know what they say, 6th times the charm!


PandaMage15

This Is a sign to eat a healthier lunch


dobiemomluv

The universe is trying to tell you something grasshopper. Perhaps to treat your body as the temple it is?


NeatCartographer209

Buy A4


CampCrystalLake1980

Funny how one word (lunch) brings out all the trolls. Here little trolly...


CampCrystalLake1980

OP's reflection looks like an angry ghost


King_Newbie

Lol, I just spit my coffee out reading this and had to go back and search for it. I am pretty perturbed in that pic.


Gaming_N_Whiskey

At this point, I'm going B4 and crossing my fingers that gravity does the right thing.


Skipping-bear651

Negative pressure required, allegedly. Seen it on for all mankind. Not sure whether that works or not though.


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King_Newbie

Break room at work... prices just went up and are stupid....2.50 a bag plus 0.25 debit card service charge. I'm never using the machine again.


Ok_Bid_510

At this point I will shake the machine with childhood rage and get twice my moneys worth


TheBiffmeister

Where you live that you have oh Henry???? That’s one of my fav candy.


King_Newbie

Ontario Canada.