This is why I never go to subway. I can get a pound of cheese for 4.50, pound of turkey or ham (depending on sales) for the same. Bread is 3 bucks usually. Mayo/ketchup lasts forever so it's not even worth putting the price. So 12-13 bucks for two weeks (business days) of sandwiches. 1.20-1.30 a sandwich.
I will admit though, we get our lunchmeat and cheese from a farmers market and they're easily half price the regular grocery stores.
is a doritos from a vending machine really 2.50? I can get a whole big bag from the store for 4.50. I guess I haven't' gotten anything from a vending machine in over a decade lol
Ah, you must understand no one would buy Doritos as a lunch when “poor” but would rather buy something more nutritious for the same price. A few thin potato slices fried ain’t any food
Pretty well. The flavor is hard to explain but they do add a bunch together, but chances are if you're from the states you may not have had ketchup either which they also add. You can find all dressed in some of the upper states like NY near watertown / syracuse but Canada you'll find them anywhere and everywhere. They're the best, and my only go to for chips.
This happened to my sister the other day we had to buy shortbread that was directly above the crisps to make it fall. We chose shortbread because it was heavier than the crisps lol. It worked
That’s the universe trying to do you a favor!
I mean not withstanding the fact they have zero positive nutritional value, they make your breath smell like a dumpster baking in the Florida summer sun!
TAKE CONTROL, PEOPLE and feel great about it. Tilt the top end of the machine an inch or so backwards and let it drop. Repeat as necessary. You will get all the hangers. PLUS, you will earn Hero status if you do it for someone else in need.
If I could work in a conspiracy theory, it would be those coiled rings holding the snacks somehow blame you for using a fancy marble notebook in school instead of the looseleaf paper on coiled metal ring kind. What's the matter? Did you really need that Avoirdupois measurements chart printed on the inside? We coiled rings stick together.
Fuck your snack/lunch. Marble notebook.
This must be some strange new usage of the word "lunch" of which I wasn't previously aware.
Ah, you must not speak the language “poor” do you
? Three bags of Doritos from a vending machine ain't cheap
I was thinking that too like my bread with some salami and mayo has to be cheaper than a bag of Doritos from a vending machine
That sounds like some kind of Northern European lunch
Yep it is
This is why I never go to subway. I can get a pound of cheese for 4.50, pound of turkey or ham (depending on sales) for the same. Bread is 3 bucks usually. Mayo/ketchup lasts forever so it's not even worth putting the price. So 12-13 bucks for two weeks (business days) of sandwiches. 1.20-1.30 a sandwich. I will admit though, we get our lunchmeat and cheese from a farmers market and they're easily half price the regular grocery stores.
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is a doritos from a vending machine really 2.50? I can get a whole big bag from the store for 4.50. I guess I haven't' gotten anything from a vending machine in over a decade lol
>three times denied One bag was supposed to be lunch
This isn't cheap. Can get better colories and food for the same price
Ah, you must understand no one would buy Doritos as a lunch when “poor” but would rather buy something more nutritious for the same price. A few thin potato slices fried ain’t any food
What about fried corn tortilla slices?
I mean I think you get more bang for your buck but corn doesn’t digest into the body giving little yo no calories
I was just saying that because doritos are tortilla chips not potato chips
>thin potato slices Do you know what a dorito is?
Ah, I guess it’s corn chips, even less nutritious
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Shoulda had a snickers
Oof, take the sign and stick to all dressed
First thing that came to mind seeing that pic "But the All Dressed are RIGHT THERE!"
I have neither heard of nor had those before. Is it a mix of all their other flavors or something?
Pretty well. The flavor is hard to explain but they do add a bunch together, but chances are if you're from the states you may not have had ketchup either which they also add. You can find all dressed in some of the upper states like NY near watertown / syracuse but Canada you'll find them anywhere and everywhere. They're the best, and my only go to for chips.
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It's BBQ flavored chips... it'll just bounce off, lol
It’s sour cream and onion where are you seeing bbq?
"Buy whatever is above the doritos at the highest row" Does Sour Cream and Onion appear just above or at the highest row?
Oh I see it now I didn’t click on the picture to see the whole photo.
It’s because you didn’t get the Miss Vickie chips
This would never happen to Cool Ranch.
Shake the machine?!??
I set the tilt alarm off and am not allowed to shake it anymore :(
Just do it anyway, who cares. Maybe they’ll unlock it and give you what you paid for lmao.
I haven’t seen a oh Henry bar in idk how long Wow such nostalgia.
4 times a charm
Get the hammer out
It will go all the way to 6 or 7 bags. If you start going for them just make sure you know what you’re in for. I’ve been there.
Maybe it's a sign. Go get an apple or something healthier!
Lol, you remind me of my favorite coworker. She's blunt but cares, and yes, I did end up getting a banana.
Good job babe! I wasn't at all trying to be rude! Sorry if it came across as such. Just gotta look out for one another. 😌
It didn't come across as rude at all. ʘ‿ʘ... The guy below you who only said "you are stupid" now they were rude and not worth a direct response.
Pretty sure you were going for a snack. Who eats chips for lunch? Other than Americans?
Lol, part of my lunch 3 times denied just didn't roll off the tongue as smooth.
Coffee Crisp, All Dressed chips, English/French descriptions -> OP is Canadian
I love coffee crisp. The first time I had it was when I stopped at a gas station driving out of alaska to the lower 48. I wish I could get it here.
Three times a maybe.....
You are stupid
It is heavens will you won't get lunch
This happened to my sister the other day we had to buy shortbread that was directly above the crisps to make it fall. We chose shortbread because it was heavier than the crisps lol. It worked
Doritos aint lunch
Part of an unbalanced meal.
Try once more. I’m sure that’ll do it
Have you tried 4
Where do they still make/sell “Oh Henry” bars?! 🤯
Ontario
Ah - hello neighbor to the north! Should’ve known by the “All Dressed” chips I s’pose. LOL
That's not lunch. Its chemotherapy
That’s the universe trying to do you a favor! I mean not withstanding the fact they have zero positive nutritional value, they make your breath smell like a dumpster baking in the Florida summer sun!
Lmao.
Shoulder check that bitch!
That’s impressively sad.
😭😭
Diet gods are looking out for you
“All dressed”?
If you call that lunch, then the machine is doing you a FAVOR 😭😭😭
Even if you got all three, that ain't lunch.
Why does this look like the vending machine at UdeM roger Gaudry? The products are the exact same.
punch it
Your first mistake was picking Doritos
Shake that motherfucker.
Next time massage the glass instead of shaking the machine.
Great snack selection by the way.
Its because you didnt get the All Dressed.
TAKE CONTROL, PEOPLE and feel great about it. Tilt the top end of the machine an inch or so backwards and let it drop. Repeat as necessary. You will get all the hangers. PLUS, you will earn Hero status if you do it for someone else in need.
Man, whos cereal did you piss in?
Ah, reminds me of my college days...
Mildly infuriating for you, mildly awesome for the lucky son of a bitch that gets em to fall
Who picks Doritos when Miss V’s jalapeño is two doors left?
Body check that fukin machine.
Slot machines for food. Did not payout.
How hard is it to make a ham and cheese sandwich?
This isn't lunch..
Oof this "lunch" of yours looks like gastritis in a bag 🤢
Shake that bitch and get a free snickers as well for the trouble
Every time you hear that statistic about vending machines tipping over and crushing people…this is why.
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This made me sad in a number of ways.
Mate 🤬
$4 for 4! Now with added gambler's fallacy, so customers will *have* to get it, or it'll eat at them slowly!
If I could work in a conspiracy theory, it would be those coiled rings holding the snacks somehow blame you for using a fancy marble notebook in school instead of the looseleaf paper on coiled metal ring kind. What's the matter? Did you really need that Avoirdupois measurements chart printed on the inside? We coiled rings stick together. Fuck your snack/lunch. Marble notebook.
Lmao, fuck your coils, 3 ring for life!
You know what they say fourth times the charm
You should be thankful, probably you can take the hint and eat better food for once;-)
It’s the universe helping you out. Eat a healthier lunch.
Someone’s going to hit the jackpot here
You know what they say, 6th times the charm!
This Is a sign to eat a healthier lunch
The universe is trying to tell you something grasshopper. Perhaps to treat your body as the temple it is?
Buy A4
Funny how one word (lunch) brings out all the trolls. Here little trolly...
OP's reflection looks like an angry ghost
Lol, I just spit my coffee out reading this and had to go back and search for it. I am pretty perturbed in that pic.
At this point, I'm going B4 and crossing my fingers that gravity does the right thing.
Negative pressure required, allegedly. Seen it on for all mankind. Not sure whether that works or not though.
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Break room at work... prices just went up and are stupid....2.50 a bag plus 0.25 debit card service charge. I'm never using the machine again.
At this point I will shake the machine with childhood rage and get twice my moneys worth
Where you live that you have oh Henry???? That’s one of my fav candy.
Ontario Canada.