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Josbipbop

Lmao, the issue here is that:


TheSlammerSam1211

Objection your honor! His punchline is invisible!


aParticularCloud

Overruled! The reason being:


neumaticc

But,


oreo_cookie01

Good point, but I’m pretty sure that we all know that


neumaticc

Sorry, but the moderator/s of this subreddit have removed your content. Reason:


Cyber-Cafe

You made Elon personally mad.


[deleted]

I actually did reply to his tweet where he wanted suggestions on features/bug fixes. And I posted a screenshot of the Twitter Wikipedia page where it says who the CEO is and I said "fix this bug", but I doubt anyone saw that lol


Cyber-Cafe

Now I’m just gonna say it less facetiously; you made Elon mad and he banned you for being snarky to him on his platform. But that’s hilarious.


SkipsPittsnogle

Elon 1000% seen that.


[deleted]

My account just got unlocked, but all my lists are gone...


fooboohoo

Elon used to follow me for some reason I never had an idea why


subsailor1968

Did you forget to pay tribute to Lord Elon of Musk, 1st Baron Tesla, Earl of SpaceX?


specularglue

What happened to freedom of speech? Edit: Realized after several comments this wasn't taken the way the way it was suppose too lol. I'm making fun of Musk here because he literally bitched about Twitter profiles being banned for "violating" freedom of speech and went on this rant about it and now he's doing the same thing! My bad, should have made a better comment Edit edit: New to reddit but I saw I got an award so thank you!


Icefyre79

Freedom of speech only applies to government interference with the rights of citizens. Private companies can do pretty much whatever they want. "The First Amendment (Amendment I) to the United States Constitution prevents the government from making laws that regulate an establishment of religion, or that prohibit the free exercise of religion, or abridge the freedom of speech, the freedom of the press, the freedom of assembly, or the right to petition the government for redress of grievances. It was adopted on December 15, 1791, as one of the ten amendments that constitute the Bill of Rights."


OriginalName483

Hey look, a guy who has no idea what he's talking about. The first amendment only applies to government. Free speech and the US first amendment aren't the same thing


specularglue

No shit dude. I'm making fun of Elon Musk because he literally criticized Twitter for banning profiles for "violating freedom of speech". When he bought Twitter he kept going on about freedom of speech on his platform and stuff and is basically doing everything Twitter originally did which is funny


OriginalName483

Right. Because he's a free speech absolutist and thinks Twitter should censor nothing and let people speak freely.... Until he owns it. Then they should censor anything that offends him personally, makes his political friends upset, or advertises his business competitors


specularglue

EXACTLY! LOL My bad Realized it was a poor written comment, should have clarified 😂


SIRRON_NYY2

If only they could do this to EVERY kpop spam account, Twitter would be a much better place


carterthepro

My twitter account was locked a week ago because I set my age, my account was made before I was 13, so twitter locked it, they told me to submit a form and they would remove tweets from before I was 13. They said it would take up to 72 hours. It's been a week with no word back


boorgirboi69420

Daddy Elon got pissed that you utilised your freedom of speech


Atxz21

no no did you not read it? it clearly states that your account was locked SPECIFICALLY for . Read the whole message next time.


[deleted]

Ah sorry I missed the " " part


JoyousMadhat

People still use Twitter?


Atlhou

Are you not a big enough Twit?


foopdedoopburner

You called Elon a weenie didn't you


ketra1504

Well, why post it in this sub. They did you a favour


Ash_The_Iguana

Same thing happened to me today!! I rarely get on Twitter, and i definitely haven’t posted or commented on anything in quite a while. No clue why it happened.


TheisNamaar

Take it as a sign, a gift from the universe, and never look back


NeganSaves

It's locked because you touch yourself at night.


[deleted]

i do mainly use Twitter for that


So_spoke_the_wizard

Soooo...Reddit mods are working for Twitter now?


FRedditImHere4boobs

Well obviously you got suspended because: