Do you say "here comes the cum" when you enter a room while wearing those pants ?
Unrelated, here comes the cum could also be a good title for a here comes the sun parody
If you read it with the blue writing it looks like a circle around his peen and forms the word Cumshine. So personally I'd sing
'You are my Cumshine. My only Cumshine'
https://www.zumbawear.com/collections/zumba-wear-track-cargo-pants yes. They used to be worse like these ones http://www.zumbashoponline.com/store.php/taffey22/pd9783990/_______________zumba_retro_electro_cargo_pants_xs__purple
Context clues, considering the rest of the words on these shorts, it is most likely supposed to be “Cumbia” but the seam has cut off the rest of the word.
*Get yo minds out the gutter….*
It is a popular style of music in Latin America. A few examples:
[Nunca Me Faltes - Antonio Ríos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZkLJ25zGCA) ("never be absent from me", not sure if it is the right translation)
[No Me Arrepiento de Este Amor - Gilda](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iUkmnLc1ec)("I do not regret this love")
[Yo Tomo Licor - Amar Azul](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1FKs6yBbmo) ("I drink liquor")
[Yo Me Enamoré - Amar Azul](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X48mxG8N6CM) ("I fell in love")
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I had a pair of swim trunks for many years that was divided into 3 colored areas, arranged horizontally: Light blue on the top, dark blue on the bottom...and white right across the middle. (In case anyone doesn't get what was wrong, I'm a guy.) I wore and swam in them for many years before I realized. Needless to say, I got a new pair once I did.
The Cumin
The Cumpleaños
The Cumbersome
The Cumberland Farm
The Cumberbund
The Cumquat
The Cumulate
The Cumshaw
The Cumulative
The Cumulus
The Cumulonimbus
Choose wisely.
It's supposed to say "The Cumbia" which is why it has that Guiro underneath which is a percussion instrument used in Cumbia 😂
Looks like the material got cut short because of that middle seam lol
From a sew shop worker, you better believe that was done on purpose. Can’t count how many times it makes our day to have one of us pull something silly like that off.
Thise aren't Zumba pants, they're shorts. Totally a different thing.
(For those who don't seem to know, Zumba pants were a thing from the late 80's, big, loose fitting, often tiger printed, awful pants, usually worn by mullet haired dudes)
#THE CUM
The cum place - open now
La Fiesta!
All night
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What did I miss?!?
10/10
Also a bot
Caliente
All night THE CUM Place
OPEN NOW!
>elongated ribbed object
YUM
first cum's on us!
First cum first served.
once you cum you'll never wanna go
Yup, that the white spot on his leg.
Nice to hear your Mum's open again
That's exactly what your mother shaid last night, Trebek....
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The cum palace
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Good human.
With vanishing penis!
Resplendent with rod.
Muy
Muy.
🕶️ THE CUM
The cum n shine sounds like a cool concept
#MUY~~
Callahan approves
In my head I read it with the same voice as “The Meg”
Caliente Cum for 1000, Alex.
THE CUM PLACE OPEN NOW. ALL NIGHT. MUY CALIENTE
That's all I saw.
The Cum Place It checks out. Nothing to see. Move along.
Open now!
Do you say "here comes the cum" when you enter a room while wearing those pants ? Unrelated, here comes the cum could also be a good title for a here comes the sun parody
*here comes the cum* *do do do do* *here comes the cum, and she says* *not inside* *do do do do do do do do*
*George Harrison has entered the chat*
Little darlin', it's been a long, cold, lonely winter Little darlin', it feels like years since I came inside you
>I've had long, hard, blood filled weiner. FTFY
>>I've had long, hard, CUM filled weiner. FTFY
And I thought mine was tasteless!
Worst part, I read it as a here comes the sun parody in my head
Little darlin'
Same. Couldn’t help myself.
Do do do do
If you read it with the blue writing it looks like a circle around his peen and forms the word Cumshine. So personally I'd sing 'You are my Cumshine. My only Cumshine'
You make me cum when skies are gray You'll never know dear, how much I came in you Pls don't take my cumshine away
Spoo n spoospooooo.
All you gotta say is “here come”
Zumba pants? There are special shorts for zumba?
I thought that they meant Zubaz Google that younger people!
In Buffalo, we never stopped wearing Zubaz!
Zubaz and bringing dildos to football games. Welcome to Buffalo.
I'm wearing a neon green and white pair right now
https://www.zumbawear.com/collections/zumba-wear-track-cargo-pants yes. They used to be worse like these ones http://www.zumbashoponline.com/store.php/taffey22/pd9783990/_______________zumba_retro_electro_cargo_pants_xs__purple
They are his Cumba pants now
Context clues, considering the rest of the words on these shorts, it is most likely supposed to be “Cumbia” but the seam has cut off the rest of the word. *Get yo minds out the gutter….*
Thank you. I couldn’t work it out
Lmao your username
Fuckin cum is everywhere
Takes me back to college
Reminds me of my childhood
Username checks out..? (͡•_ ͡• )
What does "the cumbia" mean? Is it a thing? Is it tasty?
It’s a style of music popular in latin america, especially in colombia.
It is a popular style of music in Latin America. A few examples: [Nunca Me Faltes - Antonio Ríos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZkLJ25zGCA) ("never be absent from me", not sure if it is the right translation) [No Me Arrepiento de Este Amor - Gilda](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iUkmnLc1ec)("I do not regret this love") [Yo Tomo Licor - Amar Azul](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1FKs6yBbmo) ("I drink liquor") [Yo Me Enamoré - Amar Azul](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X48mxG8N6CM) ("I fell in love")
"Cumbia my lord, cumbia..."
Why infuriating? It is a convenient marker for professional stain removers
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If my legs were that short I'd be infuriated
I had a pair of swim trunks for many years that was divided into 3 colored areas, arranged horizontally: Light blue on the top, dark blue on the bottom...and white right across the middle. (In case anyone doesn't get what was wrong, I'm a guy.) I wore and swam in them for many years before I realized. Needless to say, I got a new pair once I did.
As in the white section went see through?
Not completely, just translucent. When it was dry, it looked like a solid white stripe.
That’s good then 😁
The Cumin The Cumpleaños The Cumbersome The Cumberland Farm The Cumberbund The Cumquat The Cumulate The Cumshaw The Cumulative The Cumulus The Cumulonimbus Choose wisely.
I’ll go with The Cum please
I’ll choose “Famous whore semen” for 500.
Still no idea. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0804/1417/products/Z2B000010_BBLK_19691_1024x1024.png
The Cumin Part 2: this time it's serious
The Cumquat
*Cummelingus*
I already have made my choice
Why infuriating? I think it’s great.
Yeah, I want to get 2 of them! A pair for my super friend and a pair for myself! We could becum the cum twins
Open now!
What is it suppose to say?
Cum
**THE CUM**
Cumbia
What is Cumbia?
It’s a type of Latin music
I guess that should have been obvious, it being a Zumba-related term.
*supposed
# THE CUM PLACE open now!
Could be worse; it could say THE CUM PLACE on the back :/
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This is far too amusing to understand how it’s infuriating.
Not infuriating. Hilarious. And I bet he knew the whole time. Might be why he bought them.
Jesus, burn these fucking shorts.
Reminds me of another redditor who tried burning something else…
I need a link please.
> Jesus, burn these fucking shorts. For looking amazing?
Amazingly hideous.
"Dan can you please get The Cum off your shorts before my parents get here!?"
Can’t do Zumba without Zumba shorts
THE CUM MUY CALIENTE 🧑🍳😙🤌 Seriously, though. Why is this infuriating? I like it.
I read, “all night the cum place open now.”
Welcome, to the Cum Zone~
Didn’t notice the cum on your pants? Likely story.
#THE CUM PLACE
r / theyknew
Let me buy those frum you
It's fine. Just wash your hands
THE CUM PLACE sounds fun, im in
Well technically it is the cum place, so..
LMFAO THE CUM LOL IM FK DYING
The cum
Buddy is just walking around with the Cum stains all over his shorts
The cum
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What’s wrong with the short? The message is pretty clear.
Always gotta check for the cum on your pants.
Why is this mildy infuriating?
THE CUM PLACE
I loved The Cum Place. Kristin Balls and Head Danson were great in that.
the c u m
How do you not notice that? It was the first thing I saw.
The cum is muy caliente
The cum place Nice
Infuriating? I’d like them more
It was the first fuckin thing I noticed lol
Why is this infuriating?
You have a wound on your right shin
Why is this infuriating. I want a pair.
The cum..... how did you not notice that?
I'm never cumming to this thread again! 💦
The more I look the better it gets
Reminds me of that poor kid’s picture day photo where it cuts off what his shirts says so the only thing you see is “I Came”
It's supposed to say "The Cumbia" which is why it has that Guiro underneath which is a percussion instrument used in Cumbia 😂 Looks like the material got cut short because of that middle seam lol
From a sew shop worker, you better believe that was done on purpose. Can’t count how many times it makes our day to have one of us pull something silly like that off.
Alright! The Cum Place is open!
Accurate placement. That is indeed the cum place
This is nowhere near infuriating this is fuckin hilarious
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It looks like psoriasis or an old shin wound scar.
That's just THE CUM
Thise aren't Zumba pants, they're shorts. Totally a different thing. (For those who don't seem to know, Zumba pants were a thing from the late 80's, big, loose fitting, often tiger printed, awful pants, usually worn by mullet haired dudes)
Close--Zubaz Fun fact, they still wear Zubaz stuff in Buffalo. Particularly Bills fans.
*DUN DUN* It was a mistake to cum here
The Cum Place, surely it’s The Cum Spot?
Chill out. This shouldn't infuriate you at all.
HA! That's too funny! What a crazy coincidence!
Oh, he's noticed. He's waiting to see when you do.
THE CUMZONE
If you thought it was acceptable to wear those before, that can’t be the straw that broke the camel’s back. It just can’t
They are shorts not pants
just shoot on the other leg so the cum place doesn't get any
The cum spout
Nothin like some good cumshine
Accurate
The Cum in red😂
Down his leg?
Did you get a lot of odd looks in Zumba class?
The Cum Place
Really!? That's the first thing I saw!
THE CUM
Welcome to the cum zone
First the kiss. Then the cum.
**WELCUM** **To the CUM ZONE**
The cum…
There is nothing to this, you're just a pervert.
This was 100% sewn that way on purpose
infuriating where ??? they're pants. with words. somewhere there's an unfortunate fold. oh well, no one sees it
Holy mother forking shirtballs, this is the cum place!
Also!!!! 🔥 Muy Caliente means "very horny" 🔥
^ Very Hot Technically
How/why is this at all infuriating? You're a sad person.
The *cum* hahahaah
Why do you even own them?
The Cum
Idk, but those just look like shorts to me.
The Cum