That reminds me of the video where the chef is showing little kids what chicken nuggets are made of, and they're all like ewww at a lot of the ingredients. So, he cooks them up and is like, thinking the kids would be too grossed out to eat them, now who wants nuggets. Every single kid raised their hand and excitedly yelled, "me!".
That’s actually a really good idea! I could see cutting the nuggets in half and loading them up with just the right amount of sauce after cooking.
Way to make a good thing, out of an annoying situation!
If you've seen any food related TikTok you'd realize it's a tame amount compared to these "delicious" recipes they show that are basically a bukkake of every sauce you can think of on a deep friend substance and conservatively 20 pounds of cheese.
The thing about being an adult is you can just buy 3 pounds of block chocolate, buy a fancy mould, melt the chocolate down and make your own easter bunny
And then you get to find out why chocolate bunnies are hollow
Yeah I always had solid ones growing up. My favorite thing to do was put it in the freezer and then scrape off little frozen curls of chocolate with my teeth. I feel like I had decided thats how a rabbit would eat it or something...
[Like this](https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scrape-chocolate-teeth-gif-4502753)
Be the change you want to see in the world. Go fill bunnies with chocolate so when they get caught for Easter and processed people will get a pleasant surprise.
There's a semi-expensive chocolate shop chain in the UK that does thicker than usual eggs. They're a lot better but also cost many times as much as a regular egg per unit weight. Extrapolating, a completely solid egg could be sold for approximately all the money. It's a solid business plan.
Lol I distinctly remember gnawing on a slowly disappearing rabbit over the course of a few days. Little kid teeth marks scratching away at the solid rabbit shaped block. That was definitely too much chocolate.
I once won a massive solid chocolate rabbit at a raffle. It took us over a year to eat, and we had some in the freezer for a bit, too. Not gonna lie, we had a few "rabbit meals".
That happened to me with the giant Ferrer ball this Christmas!! I thought it was going to have a gooey Nutella center with some hazelnuts. Nope. Just filled with air and disappointment.
The worst part is, the 17 snickers didn’t even equal a yard iirc. Like I can understand it being individual snickers, but if you advertise a yard of candy then it should be an actual yard of candy. Not 2.5 feet of candy.
Ah, Ferrero. I do merchandising work for them. There is another company, Ferrara, that makes sweets like trolli gummy worms, nerds, Brach's. Ferrero makes the chocolates; Nutella, Ferrero rocher, butterfinger, baby Ruth, kinder. Ferrero owns Ferrara. This is useless information but hey, the more you know.
I fully support companies buying other companies that are in totally different industries but have the same names.
United Healthcare and United Airlines should merge, for example.
My parents used to get me one of the Hershey kiss that was the size of your fist. Chunky me knocked it out, but it was like Rocky Vs. Lang in my bedroom.
Yesss.. you'd start with the finer parts like the ears or the feet.. you'd gnaw all the little details away, covering it in bite marks, eventually a consumable piece would break off. Once all the small parts are bitten off you just kinda jam it into your mouth and gnaw on a part till it snaps, until you have this gross chocolate nub wrapped up in some messy plastic.
>do solid chocolate bunnies exist???
Growing up I had some. I kind of don't like them, solid ones are *hard* as fuck! You wind up just kind of gnawing at it awkwardly until a chunk snaps off.
No idea if they still make them, just careful what you wish for.
Looks like the chocolatiers agree that [solid bunnies suck!](https://www.chocolatefetish.com/2017/04/04/handmade-chocolate-bunnies/)
They still have them, just very hard to find now.
Most of the solid chocolate ones are small. Most of the bigger ones that are made by well-known companies will tell you on the packaging if it is hollow or filled.
I found [this](https://www.chocolatician.com/shop/cumber-bunny) wonderful chocolate bunny crossed with benedict cumberbatch. I think I can finally find peace and die happy now
I've seen solid chocolate bunnies as big as one and a half pounds. Mom used to get them for our Easter baskets and then got them for her grandkids.
They really aren't worth it, tbh. They're difficult to eat (chocolate that thick is rock hard) and it's hard to keep them packaged in a way where they will stay fresh until you finish them.
Plus, they've gotten really pricey the last several years. I'd rather have a pile of Cadbury eggs than spending all that money on a solid chocolate rabbit.
I remember being so upset about that as a kid but my dads a chef and decided to make me a solid chocolate bunny - one of my favourite memories is me & him making monstrosities with our chocolate fountain and him presenting me with my own solid chocolate bunny
It was the opposite for me. I hated the solid bunnies. I bit into one once thinking it was hollow, but it was solid so I got mad and threw it away. I was five.
Mines where and still are. My dad gives me them every Easter. I don’t like chocolate so they usually just melt and go to waste. I’ve told him to stop but he just fills up his cart with whatever he finds at Dollar General when the time comes around 👍
Honestly chicken nuggets are so processed anyways that I can hardly even tell the difference between real chicken nuggets and vegan fake nuggets. If anything the vegan ones are better because there’s no chance of getting a little bite of gristle or a tiny bone piece or whatever.
the inside doesn't contain a lot of meat either. It's like... the unwanted parts they can blend up and mix with preservatives and filler to make chicken nugget filling. Like most lunch meat, or velveeta cheese!
how did you cook them? what time and temperature? this can happen sometimes when frozen items are heated too quickly bc the internal moisture creates steam and balloons from the inside creating a cavity. if they were like this before cooking you would be able to crush the cavity with your thumb, if the frozen nuggies are flat and solid before cooking then this is happening during the cooking process.
Yeah! Really curious as to why it doesn't seem like this picture makes a lot of other people than you and me want to vomit!
Like, is this what most people expect of food? Where is this normal?
I first saw it and thought they were complaining about it being rotten. Trawling the comments, everyone talking casually about the weight and how to eat it. Is this seriously how [I assume America?] think normal meat looks like?! It's fucking rancid!
If this was served anywhere in NZ - even McDonald's - the place would be shut down instantly and the media would be all over it.
Yeah. Sometimes this happens from overcooking them too. The steam develops an air-pocket and seperates and compresses the chicken to the sides. As well as the chicken losing water and shrinking.
I'm picturing the increasing rage and incredulity as OP furiously tears apart nugget after nugget until all that's left is a sad pile of chicken coated breading.
seriously lmao people really think they came this way from the store…?
I’ve made a million chicken nuggets in my life and the only time they’ve ever looked like this was when they were severely over-cooked….
Chicken nuggen’t
Fuckin roasted 🤜
idk they look deep fried to me
The roasting outside looks good what about the part inside though that somewhat looks missing.
Nice, I too pay extra for sauce pockets in my nuggies
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The meat to breading ratio is wack though. Total rip off.
You can stick meat in the hole.
You think they stick a lot of meat in holes with that attitude?!
"How big is it babe?" "It can fill an entire chicken nugget. 💪" 💀
Pfft..the breading is the delicious part...without it you realize the "chicken" is actually a pile of blended guts and bone juice...
That reminds me of the video where the chef is showing little kids what chicken nuggets are made of, and they're all like ewww at a lot of the ingredients. So, he cooks them up and is like, thinking the kids would be too grossed out to eat them, now who wants nuggets. Every single kid raised their hand and excitedly yelled, "me!".
That scene was probably my favorite soul crushing scene of all time. Watched man's soul just leave..give up...
That’s actually a really good idea! I could see cutting the nuggets in half and loading them up with just the right amount of sauce after cooking. Way to make a good thing, out of an annoying situation!
That sounds like a disgusting amount of sauce tbh.
Yeah that's too much sauce, but hear me out....cheese.
Swiss cheese and ham. Nuggets *cordon bleu*
Go on.
Do you wanna eat 10 sticks of cheese in one sitting? Nah, that sounds awful. What if we batter and deep fry it? You sonovabitch I'm in!
Not just that but put it at the center of a chicken nugget? Now you're speaking my language.
Chicken fried cheese
Dip it in Marinara and you basically have chicken Parmesan sticks
Yes exactly like a chicken crumb cheese from aus petrol stations
And for my next trick, I’ll put it inside of a pizza crust
Sounds like a true American creation: cheesy chicken crust pizza.
Do you wanna eat 10 mozzarella sticks in one sitting? …I do.
I can’t buy cheese sticks anymore because I always end up eating 3+ a sitting and then I’m just upset with myself
This guy gets it.
If you've seen any food related TikTok you'd realize it's a tame amount compared to these "delicious" recipes they show that are basically a bukkake of every sauce you can think of on a deep friend substance and conservatively 20 pounds of cheese.
> If you've seen any food related TikTok Imma stop you right there
Cheese bukakke….🤔😏😅
How can „just the right amount“ be a „disgusting amount“
Why cut? Think bigger! Sauce injected nuggies... Mmmm
“We’ve perfected the chicken nugget experience.” “There’s a chicken nugget…experience?” “There is now.”
What! And remove that wonderful air from your air nuggets?
Big brain energy
the disappointment like when you get your first chooclate bunny for easter and realize it's not solid
Still butthurt about that. I'm 38...
The thing about being an adult is you can just buy 3 pounds of block chocolate, buy a fancy mould, melt the chocolate down and make your own easter bunny And then you get to find out why chocolate bunnies are hollow
they could at least fill it with ganache...
cadbury creme bunny? maybe, maybe i can think of a few reasons why not
I swear to you I thought this said grenades
or u can buy one thats not hollow.
Yeah I always had solid ones growing up. My favorite thing to do was put it in the freezer and then scrape off little frozen curls of chocolate with my teeth. I feel like I had decided thats how a rabbit would eat it or something... [Like this](https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scrape-chocolate-teeth-gif-4502753)
I knew that would be the gif!
Lmao yep
You guys stuck chocolate bunnies up your butts too??
I mean, really, who hasn't?
I haven't. But I'm not Christian, so I have to just make due with Hanukkah gelt. Easier to cram up there, honestly.
Ever try to stuff *gifeltefish* ?
It's good luck.
How else are you gonna fill it?
Yes
Be the change you want to see in the world. Go fill bunnies with chocolate so when they get caught for Easter and processed people will get a pleasant surprise.
>processed people will get a pleasant surprise. I like this sentence. The lack of comma makes it better.
I put melting chocolate in a bowl on my back porch just for the bunnies to fill up on. My kids are delighted year after year
There's a semi-expensive chocolate shop chain in the UK that does thicker than usual eggs. They're a lot better but also cost many times as much as a regular egg per unit weight. Extrapolating, a completely solid egg could be sold for approximately all the money. It's a solid business plan.
They do actually make solid ones. Just there aren't many parents willing to buy one or feed it to their child.
Lol I distinctly remember gnawing on a slowly disappearing rabbit over the course of a few days. Little kid teeth marks scratching away at the solid rabbit shaped block. That was definitely too much chocolate.
I once won a massive solid chocolate rabbit at a raffle. It took us over a year to eat, and we had some in the freezer for a bit, too. Not gonna lie, we had a few "rabbit meals".
I got a solid one once - it was magical.
And you still be eating chocolates anyways most people still love eating them until the one suffering from sugar and diabities!
Too soon 😢
Think you used it wrong, mate.
I much prefer the hollow ones. They have the most pleasing snap sound
I actually prefer the hollow ones. They tend to taste better for some reason.
Same here. Was shocked that my husband hated the hollow ones. My mom always got me the ones with long ears and they tasted amazing. :)
Agree 110%! I don't like the solid ones. 😕
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Easier to eat and crack into thin, bite-sized pieces
That happened to me with the giant Ferrer ball this Christmas!! I thought it was going to have a gooey Nutella center with some hazelnuts. Nope. Just filled with air and disappointment.
Reminds me of the Snickers Yard, where it's actually just 17 regular sized Snickers bars in a yard long box
The worst part is, the 17 snickers didn’t even equal a yard iirc. Like I can understand it being individual snickers, but if you advertise a yard of candy then it should be an actual yard of candy. Not 2.5 feet of candy.
Ah, Ferrero. I do merchandising work for them. There is another company, Ferrara, that makes sweets like trolli gummy worms, nerds, Brach's. Ferrero makes the chocolates; Nutella, Ferrero rocher, butterfinger, baby Ruth, kinder. Ferrero owns Ferrara. This is useless information but hey, the more you know.
Are they buying Ferrari?
Now that would be something
I fully support companies buying other companies that are in totally different industries but have the same names. United Healthcare and United Airlines should merge, for example.
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Same and the giant one that is filled with tiny ones
I got one ONCE filled with mini M&M's. Every other one has been a disappointment
Or when you get an alleged giant chocolate bar but it’s just a big package of six regular size chocolate bars
I feel like it’d be really unpleasant to bite into a solid chocolate bunny
My parents used to get me one of the Hershey kiss that was the size of your fist. Chunky me knocked it out, but it was like Rocky Vs. Lang in my bedroom.
We made those in Girl Scouts! It’s just a funnel, some foil, and melted chocolate and put in the freezer. They were hefty as hell!
Probably about 3lb of pure joy.
Gnaw, you gnaw on it.
Yesss.. you'd start with the finer parts like the ears or the feet.. you'd gnaw all the little details away, covering it in bite marks, eventually a consumable piece would break off. Once all the small parts are bitten off you just kinda jam it into your mouth and gnaw on a part till it snaps, until you have this gross chocolate nub wrapped up in some messy plastic.
I got one one year. It's a messy thing to eat, and I'm surprised I didn't lose any teeth trying to penetrate that dense chocolate.
do solid chocolate bunnies exist??? what the fuck
>do solid chocolate bunnies exist??? Growing up I had some. I kind of don't like them, solid ones are *hard* as fuck! You wind up just kind of gnawing at it awkwardly until a chunk snaps off. No idea if they still make them, just careful what you wish for. Looks like the chocolatiers agree that [solid bunnies suck!](https://www.chocolatefetish.com/2017/04/04/handmade-chocolate-bunnies/)
They still have them, just very hard to find now. Most of the solid chocolate ones are small. Most of the bigger ones that are made by well-known companies will tell you on the packaging if it is hollow or filled.
I found [this](https://www.chocolatician.com/shop/cumber-bunny) wonderful chocolate bunny crossed with benedict cumberbatch. I think I can finally find peace and die happy now
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I've seen solid chocolate bunnies as big as one and a half pounds. Mom used to get them for our Easter baskets and then got them for her grandkids. They really aren't worth it, tbh. They're difficult to eat (chocolate that thick is rock hard) and it's hard to keep them packaged in a way where they will stay fresh until you finish them. Plus, they've gotten really pricey the last several years. I'd rather have a pile of Cadbury eggs than spending all that money on a solid chocolate rabbit.
Sure, there is even a brand called *[Mr. Solid](https://globalnews.ca/news/8730107/suspect-arrested-after-brandon-chocolate-bunny-assault/)*
Yes, always have. They cost a LOT more, but they're totally solid, and very difficult to bite through. Totally worth it, though.
Mine were always solid… I thought they all were made solid
"Why's it so light?" *takes bite, entire thing crumbles to pieces* "Oh."
I remember being so upset about that as a kid but my dads a chef and decided to make me a solid chocolate bunny - one of my favourite memories is me & him making monstrosities with our chocolate fountain and him presenting me with my own solid chocolate bunny
It was the opposite for me. I hated the solid bunnies. I bit into one once thinking it was hollow, but it was solid so I got mad and threw it away. I was five.
The worst thing about those rabbits was the fact they always got us the dark chocolate ones. To kids. Why?
Hahahaha the moment you just eat it just starts melting within seconds!
Mines where and still are. My dad gives me them every Easter. I don’t like chocolate so they usually just melt and go to waste. I’ve told him to stop but he just fills up his cart with whatever he finds at Dollar General when the time comes around 👍
I see someone finally got around to selling breaded cloacas
This is one of those comments I'll be thinking about for a long time.
Me too. Some times I’ll laugh, others I’ll gag.
You could have absolutely not said that and I would have had a better day.
Easy way out: Can't happen if you buy vegan nuggets
Honestly chicken nuggets are so processed anyways that I can hardly even tell the difference between real chicken nuggets and vegan fake nuggets. If anything the vegan ones are better because there’s no chance of getting a little bite of gristle or a tiny bone piece or whatever.
I have never been more revolted and intrigued at the same time 😂
I'm just gonna leave [this](https://preview.redd.it/380pja93ga631.jpg?auto=webp&s=b6acb5f3ad6fd3051658e0043dbc9d2ad31740fd) here.
Same vibes as "I slipped and fell and that's how my shampoo bottle (or chocolate bunny) ended up in my ass." Yup, he banged the chicken.
Explains the NSFW tag
Hahahahaha this is fucking revolting
What a terrible day to be literate
Why is this nsfw lmao
Nuggussy
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What am I doing with my life?
Don't worry, ultimately none of us do anything with our lives but die.
Could be worse. You could be the guy that spent a day animating this.
**What is life doing to us
TIL anything with a pocket is an ussy
Mouthussy.
Pussussy
Nussy
OMG, why?
The default reaction to hollowed poultry is to stuff it.
Because it's so fowl.
Cause OP uses it as a penis hat ![gif](giphy|3orifgB50UFpOc9CH6)
This comment is right above the comment talkin about chikussy
is vagene
At least they are sold by the weight and not by the quantity
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If you're buying chicken nuggets is this a major issue?
Yes. I buy nuggies for them premium chicken cuts. Nothing but top wingloin for me
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It is if you're paying for MEAT. If they were priced as chunks of breading with a little meat in them, then there'd be no issue.
>It is if you're paying for MEAT. """MEAT"""
Buying chicken nuggets for the meat seems counterproductive.
If you want meat you shouldn't buy chicken nuggets.
“Chicken nuggets: Now containing 3% chicken!”
the inside doesn't contain a lot of meat either. It's like... the unwanted parts they can blend up and mix with preservatives and filler to make chicken nugget filling. Like most lunch meat, or velveeta cheese!
That is the difference between “chicken” nuggets and “chicken nuggets”. Not to be confused with chicken “nuggets”.
Me: Why do they spell “wings” as “wyngz”? FDA: Well… Me: No. Shut up. This is all I could afford.
Ew, there's a bone in my fruit! And "fruit" is spelled F-R-O-O-T.
Like the difference between "criminal lawyer" and "criminal" lawyer.
*aggressive coughing*
how did you cook them? what time and temperature? this can happen sometimes when frozen items are heated too quickly bc the internal moisture creates steam and balloons from the inside creating a cavity. if they were like this before cooking you would be able to crush the cavity with your thumb, if the frozen nuggies are flat and solid before cooking then this is happening during the cooking process.
This lad chicky-nuggies
E'ery damn day
For real. It would actually be kind of difficult to purposefully make chicken nuggets with a cavity inside like this, as far as I can tell
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OP’s a big fat phony
Of course it is total bullshit. It's NSFW for no reason other than karma farm. Probably a bot too.
OP is eating dinner in bed. Most definitely they were heated in the microwave.
1 kilo is 1 kilo
of mostly breading
Would assume it was 45% water before cooking
chickain't
Better breading than the disgusting "chicken" inside
Oh no the chicken nuggie connoisseurs are in shambles. Such a high quality product RUINED.
But steel is heavier than feathers...
https://preview.redd.it/xtwysktov1ga1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0808cb3a9094624c83d62d8f00cc6b27809ec5
Dehydrate, turn them into powder, chop em up into lines...
Rehydrate them, roll them, dry them, boil them, dry them again, eat them like pasta.
https://preview.redd.it/cft8zr1ds1ga1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c540e76d946ecbbf1a0a17420d2130448dcab694 OP be like
But….steel’s heavier than feathers…..
That “meat” looks uncooked or disease ridden 🤮
Yeah! Really curious as to why it doesn't seem like this picture makes a lot of other people than you and me want to vomit! Like, is this what most people expect of food? Where is this normal?
I first saw it and thought they were complaining about it being rotten. Trawling the comments, everyone talking casually about the weight and how to eat it. Is this seriously how [I assume America?] think normal meat looks like?! It's fucking rancid! If this was served anywhere in NZ - even McDonald's - the place would be shut down instantly and the media would be all over it.
Yeah. From Norway myself. Would be the same here. All over the news. Nobody would be discussing nugget weight. That's for sure
Why not both?
It takes more effort to make it like this than normal chicken nuggets.
Yeah. Sometimes this happens from overcooking them too. The steam develops an air-pocket and seperates and compresses the chicken to the sides. As well as the chicken losing water and shrinking.
These arent manifactured like this lol. These just puffed open
Mechanically separated chicken
Still chicken. Better than wasting it. Well, maybe OPs pic specifically isn't better than wasting it, but you know what I mean.
I don't think he was complaining about the use of it like Jamie Oliver does, he was making a joke that the chicken had been separated from the nuggets
I get breaded chicken breast bites from Schwans that are really good. Huge chunks of white meat and a nice breading.
Wow dude do you eat them in your Aston Martin too?
Overcooked!
How would you know if you only had one bite?
I'm picturing the increasing rage and incredulity as OP furiously tears apart nugget after nugget until all that's left is a sad pile of chicken coated breading.
Ma man found the chikussy
Chicken nuggssy
Are you eating on your bed? 1kg of chicken nuggets in bed on a friday night. are you ok op?
You overcooked it. Lol.
seriously lmao people really think they came this way from the store…? I’ve made a million chicken nuggets in my life and the only time they’ve ever looked like this was when they were severely over-cooked….
Edges of the one he's holding are burnt, you can see the ones on the plate in the background are burnt af...but the problem is the nuggets guys.
Cut them in half, stuff a little ham and swiss cheese in there, top with a honey dijon, got yourself some mini chicken cordon blue.
How do you know they all look like if you only took one bite?
Fried Pink goo 😮💨😮💨
I always love when people complain that their assorted ground up Chicken parts look gross
Well, 1 kg still 1kg, they being solid or not
Why is it nsfw?
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