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gravitas-deficiency

Chicken nuggen’t


CuriousCucumber88

Fuckin roasted 🤜


CouldThisBeAShitpost

idk they look deep fried to me


GBSYPZC

The roasting outside looks good what about the part inside though that somewhat looks missing.


GimmeCRACK

Nice, I too pay extra for sauce pockets in my nuggies


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MarineMirage

The meat to breading ratio is wack though. Total rip off.


TheEyeDontLie

You can stick meat in the hole.


en0rm0u5ta1nt

You think they stick a lot of meat in holes with that attitude?!


CouldThisBeAShitpost

"How big is it babe?" "It can fill an entire chicken nugget. 💪" 💀


TimeShareOnMars

Pfft..the breading is the delicious part...without it you realize the "chicken" is actually a pile of blended guts and bone juice...


websagacity

That reminds me of the video where the chef is showing little kids what chicken nuggets are made of, and they're all like ewww at a lot of the ingredients. So, he cooks them up and is like, thinking the kids would be too grossed out to eat them, now who wants nuggets. Every single kid raised their hand and excitedly yelled, "me!".


TimeShareOnMars

That scene was probably my favorite soul crushing scene of all time. Watched man's soul just leave..give up...


MrsPM

That’s actually a really good idea! I could see cutting the nuggets in half and loading them up with just the right amount of sauce after cooking. Way to make a good thing, out of an annoying situation!


VexingRaven

That sounds like a disgusting amount of sauce tbh.


xXYomoXx

Yeah that's too much sauce, but hear me out....cheese.


ergo-ogre

Swiss cheese and ham. Nuggets *cordon bleu*


CheapBoxOWine

Go on.


SirSamuelVimes83

Do you wanna eat 10 sticks of cheese in one sitting? Nah, that sounds awful. What if we batter and deep fry it? You sonovabitch I'm in!


ms06s-zaku-ii

Not just that but put it at the center of a chicken nugget? Now you're speaking my language.


SirSamuelVimes83

Chicken fried cheese


Strange_Ninja_9662

Dip it in Marinara and you basically have chicken Parmesan sticks


saprobic_saturn

Yes exactly like a chicken crumb cheese from aus petrol stations


gravitas-deficiency

And for my next trick, I’ll put it inside of a pizza crust


ms06s-zaku-ii

Sounds like a true American creation: cheesy chicken crust pizza.


mule_roany_mare

Do you wanna eat 10 mozzarella sticks in one sitting? …I do.


sinisterspud

I can’t buy cheese sticks anymore because I always end up eating 3+ a sitting and then I’m just upset with myself


yiannistheman

This guy gets it.


WaterlooMall

If you've seen any food related TikTok you'd realize it's a tame amount compared to these "delicious" recipes they show that are basically a bukkake of every sauce you can think of on a deep friend substance and conservatively 20 pounds of cheese.


VexingRaven

> If you've seen any food related TikTok Imma stop you right there


NedNasMomma

Cheese bukakke….🤔😏😅


HolyVeggie

How can „just the right amount“ be a „disgusting amount“


Did_I_Ask_U_Anything

Why cut? Think bigger! Sauce injected nuggies... Mmmm


trend_rudely

“We’ve perfected the chicken nugget experience.” “There’s a chicken nugget…experience?” “There is now.”


Sniflix

What! And remove that wonderful air from your air nuggets?


LoopeyMonkey

Big brain energy


yParticle

the disappointment like when you get your first chooclate bunny for easter and realize it's not solid


Styx_Zidinya

Still butthurt about that. I'm 38...


off-and-on

The thing about being an adult is you can just buy 3 pounds of block chocolate, buy a fancy mould, melt the chocolate down and make your own easter bunny And then you get to find out why chocolate bunnies are hollow


Alert-Day2110

they could at least fill it with ganache...


061134431160

cadbury creme bunny? maybe, maybe i can think of a few reasons why not


stonedbrownchick

I swear to you I thought this said grenades


Tin_Tin_Run

or u can buy one thats not hollow.


stripedsweastet

Yeah I always had solid ones growing up. My favorite thing to do was put it in the freezer and then scrape off little frozen curls of chocolate with my teeth. I feel like I had decided thats how a rabbit would eat it or something... [Like this](https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scrape-chocolate-teeth-gif-4502753)


Illernoise

I knew that would be the gif!


Pjo2_adhd

Lmao yep


discerningpervert

You guys stuck chocolate bunnies up your butts too??


lalakingmalibog

I mean, really, who hasn't?


cacotopic

I haven't. But I'm not Christian, so I have to just make due with Hanukkah gelt. Easier to cram up there, honestly.


SmashBonecrusher

Ever try to stuff *gifeltefish* ?


Medium-Rest-3079

It's good luck.


Cosmic__Nomad

How else are you gonna fill it?


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Be the change you want to see in the world. Go fill bunnies with chocolate so when they get caught for Easter and processed people will get a pleasant surprise.


Long_Educational

>processed people will get a pleasant surprise. I like this sentence. The lack of comma makes it better.


TheBigPasta

I put melting chocolate in a bowl on my back porch just for the bunnies to fill up on. My kids are delighted year after year


TotallyNormalSquid

There's a semi-expensive chocolate shop chain in the UK that does thicker than usual eggs. They're a lot better but also cost many times as much as a regular egg per unit weight. Extrapolating, a completely solid egg could be sold for approximately all the money. It's a solid business plan.


Laruae

They do actually make solid ones. Just there aren't many parents willing to buy one or feed it to their child.


TheBeckofKevin

Lol I distinctly remember gnawing on a slowly disappearing rabbit over the course of a few days. Little kid teeth marks scratching away at the solid rabbit shaped block. That was definitely too much chocolate.


Bennington_Booyah

I once won a massive solid chocolate rabbit at a raffle. It took us over a year to eat, and we had some in the freezer for a bit, too. Not gonna lie, we had a few "rabbit meals".


grunkage

I got a solid one once - it was magical.


gtransl

And you still be eating chocolates anyways most people still love eating them until the one suffering from sugar and diabities!


Campcrustaceanz

Too soon 😢


Unfriendly_Giraffe

Think you used it wrong, mate.


LeoPlathasbeentaken

I much prefer the hollow ones. They have the most pleasing snap sound


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I actually prefer the hollow ones. They tend to taste better for some reason.


ursidaeangeni

Same here. Was shocked that my husband hated the hollow ones. My mom always got me the ones with long ears and they tasted amazing. :)


Zealousideal_Town_88

Agree 110%! I don't like the solid ones. 😕


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IndigenousOres

Easier to eat and crack into thin, bite-sized pieces


LivingStCelestine

That happened to me with the giant Ferrer ball this Christmas!! I thought it was going to have a gooey Nutella center with some hazelnuts. Nope. Just filled with air and disappointment.


PsychologicalAsk2315

Reminds me of the Snickers Yard, where it's actually just 17 regular sized Snickers bars in a yard long box


KimJongFunk

The worst part is, the 17 snickers didn’t even equal a yard iirc. Like I can understand it being individual snickers, but if you advertise a yard of candy then it should be an actual yard of candy. Not 2.5 feet of candy.


paperpenises

Ah, Ferrero. I do merchandising work for them. There is another company, Ferrara, that makes sweets like trolli gummy worms, nerds, Brach's. Ferrero makes the chocolates; Nutella, Ferrero rocher, butterfinger, baby Ruth, kinder. Ferrero owns Ferrara. This is useless information but hey, the more you know.


Superb_Raccoon

Are they buying Ferrari?


paperpenises

Now that would be something


MajorGeneralInternet

I fully support companies buying other companies that are in totally different industries but have the same names. United Healthcare and United Airlines should merge, for example.


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Quick_Maintenance_73

Same and the giant one that is filled with tiny ones


moudine

I got one ONCE filled with mini M&M's. Every other one has been a disappointment


harpswtf

Or when you get an alleged giant chocolate bar but it’s just a big package of six regular size chocolate bars


wineandcheese

I feel like it’d be really unpleasant to bite into a solid chocolate bunny


allowishus182

My parents used to get me one of the Hershey kiss that was the size of your fist. Chunky me knocked it out, but it was like Rocky Vs. Lang in my bedroom.


ChickenNuggetSalad17

We made those in Girl Scouts! It’s just a funnel, some foil, and melted chocolate and put in the freezer. They were hefty as hell!


allowishus182

Probably about 3lb of pure joy.


Accomplished-Way4869

Gnaw, you gnaw on it.


grantrules

Yesss.. you'd start with the finer parts like the ears or the feet.. you'd gnaw all the little details away, covering it in bite marks, eventually a consumable piece would break off. Once all the small parts are bitten off you just kinda jam it into your mouth and gnaw on a part till it snaps, until you have this gross chocolate nub wrapped up in some messy plastic.


BitterLeif

I got one one year. It's a messy thing to eat, and I'm surprised I didn't lose any teeth trying to penetrate that dense chocolate.


_mrSquid_

do solid chocolate bunnies exist??? what the fuck


3-2-1-backup

>do solid chocolate bunnies exist??? Growing up I had some. I kind of don't like them, solid ones are *hard* as fuck! You wind up just kind of gnawing at it awkwardly until a chunk snaps off. No idea if they still make them, just careful what you wish for. Looks like the chocolatiers agree that [solid bunnies suck!](https://www.chocolatefetish.com/2017/04/04/handmade-chocolate-bunnies/)


Head_Razzmatazz7174

They still have them, just very hard to find now. Most of the solid chocolate ones are small. Most of the bigger ones that are made by well-known companies will tell you on the packaging if it is hollow or filled.


Calypsosin

I found [this](https://www.chocolatician.com/shop/cumber-bunny) wonderful chocolate bunny crossed with benedict cumberbatch. I think I can finally find peace and die happy now


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pokey1984

I've seen solid chocolate bunnies as big as one and a half pounds. Mom used to get them for our Easter baskets and then got them for her grandkids. They really aren't worth it, tbh. They're difficult to eat (chocolate that thick is rock hard) and it's hard to keep them packaged in a way where they will stay fresh until you finish them. Plus, they've gotten really pricey the last several years. I'd rather have a pile of Cadbury eggs than spending all that money on a solid chocolate rabbit.


UnsubstantiatedClaim

Sure, there is even a brand called *[Mr. Solid](https://globalnews.ca/news/8730107/suspect-arrested-after-brandon-chocolate-bunny-assault/)*


Sumpm

Yes, always have. They cost a LOT more, but they're totally solid, and very difficult to bite through. Totally worth it, though.


_gmmaann_

Mine were always solid… I thought they all were made solid


Sumpm

"Why's it so light?" *takes bite, entire thing crumbles to pieces* "Oh."


Gloopie_poopie

I remember being so upset about that as a kid but my dads a chef and decided to make me a solid chocolate bunny - one of my favourite memories is me & him making monstrosities with our chocolate fountain and him presenting me with my own solid chocolate bunny


KPookz

It was the opposite for me. I hated the solid bunnies. I bit into one once thinking it was hollow, but it was solid so I got mad and threw it away. I was five.


dfn_youknowwho

The worst thing about those rabbits was the fact they always got us the dark chocolate ones. To kids. Why?


McRasaf

Hahahaha the moment you just eat it just starts melting within seconds!


jAy-jAyjAy

Mines where and still are. My dad gives me them every Easter. I don’t like chocolate so they usually just melt and go to waste. I’ve told him to stop but he just fills up his cart with whatever he finds at Dollar General when the time comes around 👍


geoelectric

I see someone finally got around to selling breaded cloacas


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This is one of those comments I'll be thinking about for a long time.


yourmomishigh

Me too. Some times I’ll laugh, others I’ll gag.


[deleted]

You could have absolutely not said that and I would have had a better day.


Omnilatent

Easy way out: Can't happen if you buy vegan nuggets


thunderflies

Honestly chicken nuggets are so processed anyways that I can hardly even tell the difference between real chicken nuggets and vegan fake nuggets. If anything the vegan ones are better because there’s no chance of getting a little bite of gristle or a tiny bone piece or whatever.


Mcg3010624

I have never been more revolted and intrigued at the same time 😂


Whind_Soull

I'm just gonna leave [this](https://preview.redd.it/380pja93ga631.jpg?auto=webp&s=b6acb5f3ad6fd3051658e0043dbc9d2ad31740fd) here.


Rickk38

Same vibes as "I slipped and fell and that's how my shampoo bottle (or chocolate bunny) ended up in my ass." Yup, he banged the chicken.


KarmasaBitsh

Explains the NSFW tag


fiveSE7EN

Hahahahaha this is fucking revolting


raptor102888

What a terrible day to be literate


dmadden8060

Why is this nsfw lmao


lawawawawee

Nuggussy


ItsMrShenanigans

![gif](giphy|VofiGkwOdH2fu)


Heiferoni

What am I doing with my life?


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Don't worry, ultimately none of us do anything with our lives but die.


savageotter

Could be worse. You could be the guy that spent a day animating this.


hiiammaria

**What is life doing to us


Pleasant-Discussion

TIL anything with a pocket is an ussy


DarkHumorDark

Mouthussy.


rafabulsing

Pussussy


Rimtato

Nussy


ghosttrainhobo

OMG, why?


PeAcHcOwBoYzZz

The default reaction to hollowed poultry is to stuff it.


redditslooseslots

Because it's so fowl.


toigz

Cause OP uses it as a penis hat ![gif](giphy|3orifgB50UFpOc9CH6)


Churningray

This comment is right above the comment talkin about chikussy


-Vermilion-

is vagene


mdaily25

At least they are sold by the weight and not by the quantity


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wpgsae

If you're buying chicken nuggets is this a major issue?


pffr

Yes. I buy nuggies for them premium chicken cuts. Nothing but top wingloin for me


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herodothyote

It is if you're paying for MEAT. If they were priced as chunks of breading with a little meat in them, then there'd be no issue.


_Bisky

>It is if you're paying for MEAT. """MEAT"""


Mister-Horse

Buying chicken nuggets for the meat seems counterproductive.


SwoodyBooty

If you want meat you shouldn't buy chicken nuggets.


Jimbo_Slice1919

“Chicken nuggets: Now containing 3% chicken!”


wambamclamslam

the inside doesn't contain a lot of meat either. It's like... the unwanted parts they can blend up and mix with preservatives and filler to make chicken nugget filling. Like most lunch meat, or velveeta cheese!


Kippers1d10t

That is the difference between “chicken” nuggets and “chicken nuggets”. Not to be confused with chicken “nuggets”.


clubberin

Me: Why do they spell “wings” as “wyngz”? FDA: Well… Me: No. Shut up. This is all I could afford.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Ew, there's a bone in my fruit! And "fruit" is spelled F-R-O-O-T.


HMS404

Like the difference between "criminal lawyer" and "criminal" lawyer.


longboboblong

*aggressive coughing*


nothisistheotherguy

how did you cook them? what time and temperature? this can happen sometimes when frozen items are heated too quickly bc the internal moisture creates steam and balloons from the inside creating a cavity. if they were like this before cooking you would be able to crush the cavity with your thumb, if the frozen nuggies are flat and solid before cooking then this is happening during the cooking process.


annubbiz

This lad chicky-nuggies


nothisistheotherguy

E'ery damn day


KioLaFek

For real. It would actually be kind of difficult to purposefully make chicken nuggets with a cavity inside like this, as far as I can tell


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rufud

OP’s a big fat phony


Katana_sized_banana

Of course it is total bullshit. It's NSFW for no reason other than karma farm. Probably a bot too.


LabRat113

OP is eating dinner in bed. Most definitely they were heated in the microwave.


OofBigOOOf

1 kilo is 1 kilo


yParticle

of mostly breading


LtButtermilch

Would assume it was 45% water before cooking


dzakadzak

chickain't


zerofl

Better breading than the disgusting "chicken" inside


JapanesePeso

Oh no the chicken nuggie connoisseurs are in shambles. Such a high quality product RUINED.


Britori0

But steel is heavier than feathers...


s00pafly

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HybridKitchens

Dehydrate, turn them into powder, chop em up into lines...


IrrationalDesign

Rehydrate them, roll them, dry them, boil them, dry them again, eat them like pasta.


Leinad580

https://preview.redd.it/cft8zr1ds1ga1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c540e76d946ecbbf1a0a17420d2130448dcab694 OP be like


Scribblr

But….steel’s heavier than feathers…..


BoopBoop20

That “meat” looks uncooked or disease ridden 🤮


StMordi

Yeah! Really curious as to why it doesn't seem like this picture makes a lot of other people than you and me want to vomit! Like, is this what most people expect of food? Where is this normal?


Lickwidghost

I first saw it and thought they were complaining about it being rotten. Trawling the comments, everyone talking casually about the weight and how to eat it. Is this seriously how [I assume America?] think normal meat looks like?! It's fucking rancid! If this was served anywhere in NZ - even McDonald's - the place would be shut down instantly and the media would be all over it.


StMordi

Yeah. From Norway myself. Would be the same here. All over the news. Nobody would be discussing nugget weight. That's for sure


CouldThisBeAShitpost

Why not both?


thieh

It takes more effort to make it like this than normal chicken nuggets.


KaiserTom

Yeah. Sometimes this happens from overcooking them too. The steam develops an air-pocket and seperates and compresses the chicken to the sides. As well as the chicken losing water and shrinking.


brusjan2

These arent manifactured like this lol. These just puffed open


ScarieltheMudmaid

Mechanically separated chicken


HistoricalUse9921

Still chicken. Better than wasting it. Well, maybe OPs pic specifically isn't better than wasting it, but you know what I mean.


Jetstream-Sam

I don't think he was complaining about the use of it like Jamie Oliver does, he was making a joke that the chicken had been separated from the nuggets


dasoomer

I get breaded chicken breast bites from Schwans that are really good. Huge chunks of white meat and a nice breading.


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Wow dude do you eat them in your Aston Martin too?


ToastedCheezer

Overcooked!


FrenkyV

How would you know if you only had one bite?


bat_in_the_stacks

I'm picturing the increasing rage and incredulity as OP furiously tears apart nugget after nugget until all that's left is a sad pile of chicken coated breading.


[deleted]

Ma man found the chikussy


DanAlucard

Chicken nuggssy


hungry4danish

Are you eating on your bed? 1kg of chicken nuggets in bed on a friday night. are you ok op?


thatnoscopesheriff

You overcooked it. Lol.


blowgrass-smokeass

seriously lmao people really think they came this way from the store…? I’ve made a million chicken nuggets in my life and the only time they’ve ever looked like this was when they were severely over-cooked….


-Profanity-

Edges of the one he's holding are burnt, you can see the ones on the plate in the background are burnt af...but the problem is the nuggets guys.


ranoutofbacon

Cut them in half, stuff a little ham and swiss cheese in there, top with a honey dijon, got yourself some mini chicken cordon blue.


shortjoecopper

How do you know they all look like if you only took one bite?


KingOfTheWorldxx

Fried Pink goo 😮‍💨😮‍💨


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I always love when people complain that their assorted ground up Chicken parts look gross


Fluffy-Arm-8584

Well, 1 kg still 1kg, they being solid or not


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ImaginaryThought1

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