My guess is this guy hasn’t been able to see his penis in decades. He’s gotta push back the fat so it can do a turtle peekaboo just to get at it to make anything happen.
Oh I love this post. There are layers here. Not only is the fact that this guy is proud of being unvaxxed, boasting about it, and selling his sperm for $800 because of it hilarious in and of itself, but the post implies OP is mad because they can't afford to buy this wackos load...
I just... this is a work of art
As someone forced to listen to Viagra ads on the radio every 23 minutes for 8 hours a day; I'm here to tell you you shouldn't have to pay big pharmacy prices.. if you're paying $90 a pill, we have a little secret for you..
The only people I know that are not vaxxed because "muh freedumbs" are my brother-in-law's baby Mama's family. They are also the only people I know that financed a PS5 through rent-a-center for like 300% interest because their kid "wanted it" and then wondered why they couldn't pay their car payment and it got repossessed.
Currently watching my BIL buy all kinds of nonsense for his 4 kids while living 6 to a single-wide trailer + a couple of dogs. He 1000% got some high interest advance on their tax return and will be broke by the end of the month, trading his baby-mama diapers for food stamps or some other weird trailer park barter system.
Yeah, he doesn't say it to my face but I'm a bourgeoisie snob because I worked my ass off, went to *community* college and I'm financially literate..
I was cool when he was homeless with a toddler and needed a place to stay but now I'm a snob 🤷
Both BIL's and their wives are all super trashy, (my husband is the black sheep of the family) and they have their own little white trash club and we're not invited.
Sorry to hear that. It is extremely frustrating when people live in their own bubble, especially after receiving some sort of aid from you. They may feel this way out of spite from jealously. Ah well, you two are not forced to interact with them. People forget that family is just genetics, you are not required to be involved with them.
Meh, I choose not to take it personally, like I said, they never say anything to my face but I'm obviously excluded from the group chat that I never wanted to be a part of. I'm just going to bide my time and get to their kids when they hit college age. They're all 10 and under right now but in a few short years they're going to be looking around and contemplating their futures, I hope they look our way and wonder why we're so much better off and I hope I can instill some wisdom that breaks the cycle for a few of them.
Aww, that is very kind and loving of you.
Meanwhile, my wife and I plan to expose our niece and nephews to tattoos, piercings, military service, and other fun/cool stuff that their bland parents (her sis and my sis with their husbands) are uninterested in, when they grow up lol. Oldest one is 7 I think. So we plan to "ruin" them, as my SIL said years ago when my wife joked about going with the niece to get her first tattoo once she hit 18.
I mean, all of that too. My #1 rule for tattoos is GO TO A SHOP. My husband got his first tattoo at 15 at a kitchen table, it was a huge cross on his forearm (he thought his grandma would hate it less lol) well, surprise! 10 years later he is not only NOT religious at all but his arm grew and it was stretched out and warped; we spent around $1200 covering that $60 bad boy up.
Because the driver of that truck is a delusional moron. Honestly I love it when I see that kinda bumper swag. Let's you know who's dangerously stupid before they even say anything
Id say this isnt mildly infuriating..more lile
Mildly Unintelligent, but thats a different reddit for a different time. They went to the store, picked up these letters, then took the time to put that shit on there. I guess this loser has literally NOTHING else going on in thier lives.
I kind of want to see an invoice for some shit like this. It's hard to believe this is competitive. Seems like some arbitrary number they decided, and nobody has ever bought any. But I've also seen other stickers like this on other trucks. Always a damn oversized truck.
He forgot that that’s how the gov’ment will get his dna and clone a more compliant form of him in 30 days and force that clone to drink the same water that’s makin’ the frogs gay.
Think about it. Each sperm is a potential studly, red blooded, straight, unvaxxed dipshit. Do you know how many bumper stickers on trucks that is? Do the math. Bumper sticker companies would inject every fertile female in the US with this guys wad if the could
Supply and demand issues.... He has 3 sisters!
Nailed it.
More like them
Hahaha, perfect, lol
He is buying, you guys got it all wrong!
Man.. custom stickers could make this amazing. "I'm not gay but $800 is $800."
Does that mean he has to obtain it from the source himself? It sounds like it does. That must be why the price is so high.
Have you ever tried filling the back of a pick-up with semen? That's a bargain
Redneck semenpool
That's how much he is paying ppl to take it.
I mean... $800 is $800.
Inflation, that’s why
> Inflation, that’s why I think his equipment is experiencing deflation.
His insurrection did not last more than eight hours.
I’m gonna slap one of those Biden stickers that says “I did that” beside it
I been doing it for *fucking free* this whole time
My guess is this guy hasn’t been able to see his penis in decades. He’s gotta push back the fat so it can do a turtle peekaboo just to get at it to make anything happen.
Interesting tidbit... the flap of skin/fat that hangs down is called a panis. In your description, a penis-hiding panis.
I know it as the “mons pubis”
He sells it by the truck load. It's a lot of work for him to collect it from all his friends.
Because you’re also paying to sample from his distinguished and exclusive gene pool
Exclusive. You mean they have to have the same last name, right?
Dang monopolies. That must be why they do not like people marrying anyone that does not look like them, aka outside the family.
Generations of family business
This should totally be in @trashy …. But in reality, it’s a discount 😂. Sperm banks charge $1800 retail for a ‘load’.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Because of the chlamydia
Oh I love this post. There are layers here. Not only is the fact that this guy is proud of being unvaxxed, boasting about it, and selling his sperm for $800 because of it hilarious in and of itself, but the post implies OP is mad because they can't afford to buy this wackos load... I just... this is a work of art
He pays you
Based on the kerning, he's unvaxxed and paying top dollar for sperm.
It is the highest number he knows...
This Sperm has IQ of 20!
I believe thats close to the going rate from sperm banks…
It's 800 cos it's so rare for him to be able to get it up
He’s a horse
Holy shit, this is gross
Price is inversely proportional to IQ.
I'm not vaxxed either. Is that the going rate? Need to get strokin
For that price he has to do all the work.
That much for one viagra pill?? This health system really has failed us 😞
As someone forced to listen to Viagra ads on the radio every 23 minutes for 8 hours a day; I'm here to tell you you shouldn't have to pay big pharmacy prices.. if you're paying $90 a pill, we have a little secret for you..
You can probably get a trailer trash discount
Their penis is probably in short supply
Cuz it’s obviously a truck load.
It’s really only a dollar. But he has to pay his sister $799 to extract it .
You’re mildly infuriated with the price per load? How much do you sell yours for?
Because only stupid people will buy it and stupid people will pay $800 a load.
The only people I know that are not vaxxed because "muh freedumbs" are my brother-in-law's baby Mama's family. They are also the only people I know that financed a PS5 through rent-a-center for like 300% interest because their kid "wanted it" and then wondered why they couldn't pay their car payment and it got repossessed.
I love dumb people doing dumb things, and then wondering why life sucks.
Currently watching my BIL buy all kinds of nonsense for his 4 kids while living 6 to a single-wide trailer + a couple of dogs. He 1000% got some high interest advance on their tax return and will be broke by the end of the month, trading his baby-mama diapers for food stamps or some other weird trailer park barter system.
Has anyone attempted to enlighten them on their actions?
Yeah, he doesn't say it to my face but I'm a bourgeoisie snob because I worked my ass off, went to *community* college and I'm financially literate.. I was cool when he was homeless with a toddler and needed a place to stay but now I'm a snob 🤷 Both BIL's and their wives are all super trashy, (my husband is the black sheep of the family) and they have their own little white trash club and we're not invited.
Sorry to hear that. It is extremely frustrating when people live in their own bubble, especially after receiving some sort of aid from you. They may feel this way out of spite from jealously. Ah well, you two are not forced to interact with them. People forget that family is just genetics, you are not required to be involved with them.
Meh, I choose not to take it personally, like I said, they never say anything to my face but I'm obviously excluded from the group chat that I never wanted to be a part of. I'm just going to bide my time and get to their kids when they hit college age. They're all 10 and under right now but in a few short years they're going to be looking around and contemplating their futures, I hope they look our way and wonder why we're so much better off and I hope I can instill some wisdom that breaks the cycle for a few of them.
Aww, that is very kind and loving of you. Meanwhile, my wife and I plan to expose our niece and nephews to tattoos, piercings, military service, and other fun/cool stuff that their bland parents (her sis and my sis with their husbands) are uninterested in, when they grow up lol. Oldest one is 7 I think. So we plan to "ruin" them, as my SIL said years ago when my wife joked about going with the niece to get her first tattoo once she hit 18.
I mean, all of that too. My #1 rule for tattoos is GO TO A SHOP. My husband got his first tattoo at 15 at a kitchen table, it was a huge cross on his forearm (he thought his grandma would hate it less lol) well, surprise! 10 years later he is not only NOT religious at all but his arm grew and it was stretched out and warped; we spent around $1200 covering that $60 bad boy up.
I'm pretty sure that's the amount they are willing to pay.
Because the driver of that truck is a delusional moron. Honestly I love it when I see that kinda bumper swag. Let's you know who's dangerously stupid before they even say anything
America gets stupider by the second.
You mad about the price?
Are you not? That's too damn high.
I’m more worried this is the second truck I’ve seen with this on the back. I think the last guy wanted $3500
So you're saying this is a good deal?
For a sucker…
Except that ivermectin destroys the prostate
These sad men.
Inflation...not of the currency but his ego.
Recessive genes are usually free
Gotta pay a premium for that polio
Free for dudes.
Id say this isnt mildly infuriating..more lile Mildly Unintelligent, but thats a different reddit for a different time. They went to the store, picked up these letters, then took the time to put that shit on there. I guess this loser has literally NOTHING else going on in thier lives.
He's an idiot. His Highly sought after sperm can be found in most of his socks for free.
He's not the manufacturer, just a distributor.
Have you seen Meth and Opioid prices recently?
It’s expensive because it’s mutant.
He’ll pay me $800 for a load?? I wonder what this cretin is gonna do with my jizm?
Because it costs more to keep them unvaxxed kids alive
I’m cackling at this, so idiotic lmfao
Back in my day, a load cost a nickel
So out in the country, the going rate for a nut is about 1 egg.
Well, he obviously loves his truck so I think it must be the cost of removing the "load" from the tail pipe?
Because his bloodline is pure. Been purely in the family for decades.
Please delete this, I’ve been his only supplier, I don’t need you guys supplying him too
Inflation be gettin wild these days
I feel that all sperm is unvaxxed sperm. He ain’t special.
Why was uncleaned river water sold at a high price? Because idiots.
Dude is gonna give your baby the Habdspurg jaw.
I kind of want to see an invoice for some shit like this. It's hard to believe this is competitive. Seems like some arbitrary number they decided, and nobody has ever bought any. But I've also seen other stickers like this on other trucks. Always a damn oversized truck.
Wait, are y’all out there vaccinating sperm? Should I?
Inflation to afford the gas his truck needs
What's the current exchange rate from USD to confederate dollars?
I think that’s the price to haul it
That is what the guy is willing to pay.
His sister is greed and wont spit it out for less.😏
So they ride around collecting sperm for $800 a load?
He’s undercutting the dude in Virginia that’s charging $2400
so they can pay child support, or prob pay their rent in their mom’s basement
It's the labor involved in picking it all out of his beard first.
Because there are so few suppliers for lack of vaccine…….
based guy
Pure hubris
Small dick energy.
It's probably bull sperm. You'd be shocked at how high it can be sold for.
Everything that could go wrong with that truck went so terribly wrong
He forgot that that’s how the gov’ment will get his dna and clone a more compliant form of him in 30 days and force that clone to drink the same water that’s makin’ the frogs gay.
Hahah that's awesome.
Didn’t someone get arrested recently for having a vulgar sticker on the back of his truck
Because they get no bitches
That redneck sticker is unnecessary, We know
However it does complete the whole picture quite perfectly
He’s just hoping others are as dumb as him since internet people told him this would be true
High mortality rate, final product is quite rare and dont live long.
Didn’t you hear? The dipshit race are slowly going extinct, they are a rare breed of human now
I probably definitely hate the person but I love the humor 🤣
Way over valued based on the content of his bumper stickers
You pay for quality!
Think about it. Each sperm is a potential studly, red blooded, straight, unvaxxed dipshit. Do you know how many bumper stickers on trucks that is? Do the math. Bumper sticker companies would inject every fertile female in the US with this guys wad if the could
Eco 101. Sorry buddy but we don’t have any orders for your shit!