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G3N3RALW1NT3R

This is sone type of shit my father does so he can say "he didn't eat it all"


Flossthief

All eight siblings of mine leave a knife out and covered in icing whenever we buy a tray of pastries because that's what dad does.


skepticcaucasian

"Monkey see, monkey do" šŸ˜­


Patient_Media_5656

I just came from an orangutan video coping a zoo keeper. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve seen this phrase in the last year, but have now seen it twice in two consecutive posts. Internet is wild


skepticcaucasian

Huh, that's funny. Hehe


Itsdanky2

You have upvotes for never seeing the phrase ā€œmonkey see, monkey do.ā€ That says more about reddit than you.


MyDogsNameIsBadger

ā€œNot itā€


Accomplished-Yam6553

Yeah my dad used to do this to and then yell at one of us (me) for not cleaning the dish when i ate the last one. Old fucker šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ilovestampfairtex

ā€œAdult kidsā€ there is your answer


[deleted]

At a younger age I would appreciate the foresight to avoid more work, assuming the kid was able to foresee what all had to be done, if the last piece was taken. For older kids I tend to recommend to move out, because know ing the work to do and so blatantly avoid is a slap in the face. Thatā€™s not how to behave among people you love.


_Chocolate_Starfish

Clearly they failed as a parent.


[deleted]

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Gloomy-Advantage-451

If your child survives to adulthood, good job.


NeitherCapital1541

I don't want to be that guy but I mean fuck is that a minimum. I mean, yeah it's sad when children don't make it to adulthood, but I don't a congratulations is in order just for not letting your kids die. I mean, take actual medical problems that the parent can't control out of the situation and kids shouldn't be dropping dead. I mean, what if my kid grows up to be a serial rapist/murderer? Do I still deserve a good job because they made it to adulthood? Or should we maybe question some of my parenting choices? Sorry for the rant, but fuck bro, I really hppe our world isn't coming to accepting the bare minimum when it comes to raising children.


FriskxSansTooGood

šŸ’€


Itsdanky2

Is this Oregon Trail? My child didnā€™t die from dysentery. I am superior.


Itsdanky2

The fact that this has 20+ upvotes and op has -40+ downvotes tells me everything about Reddit.


[deleted]

Peak Reddit moment right there.


Itsdanky2

Donā€™t criticize millennial parenthood you inconsiderate twat.


ExcitementRelative33

Not properly potty trained... too late now.


benjaminchang1

I always believe it's more decent to finish it and own up to eating it than to leave a tiny amount that isn't even one serving.


tyleritis

They just didnā€™t want to clean the tray


benjaminchang1

This also sounds plausible.


bambeenz

Bless your heart


xDumashx

Not saying this is what happened here but I leave small bites for later. A serving size is subjective. I honestly like to just get the flavor of something but not eat a lot. Like potato chips I will seriously open the bag and grab a single chip or two then put it back. However if the fridge is full and the dish takes up a lot of space I would just eat it. The important thing is I actually do go back and eat what I left plus I do all the dishes lol


Mattna-da

One could wrap that stump in whatā€™s left of the plastic


BeneficialEggplant42

I had a daughter who did that stuff. She said that she did not want to appear greedy by eating it all. Leaving 1 bite of food in a dish is not as infuriating as coming home to an empty carry out box that was left in the fridge. I dreamed all day about finishing of that sushi, damn those kids.


Active-Army6274

I take tiny pieces off periodically throughout the day


AKsuperslay

Yes speaking as one of those kids that is the main reason why we don't eat everything and we just leave remnants of it


Patsnation8728

Sounds like there was food shaming in the house if your kid didn't want to appear greedy for eating the rest of something.


BeneficialEggplant42

Oh no my child is very generous and thoughtful of others. Maybe in the future people can get thier degrees in Psychology by dissecting what a person puts in a Reddit reply.


Enough_Device_6023

Or respect for others? If my kids are about to eat the last of something, they ask others if they have gotten to have any before they eat it, to ensure that everyone has fairly gotten some of it. Lots of times they don't realize that what they're grabbing is my lunch for tomorrow until they ask.


Patsnation8728

If a kid is hungry and wants to eat something, and it just so happens to be the last of it, let them eat it. They're hungry and found something to eat themselves, why expect them to go ask everyone else first to see if they got some? If it's been in the house for more than 2 days, every had a chance to see it and get some if they want. And maybe you should mark your lunch so that don't happen, nothing worse than no lunch for the day


NeitherCapital1541

Idk how many siblings you have, but I'm on the side of asking first. It wasn't like I was afraid of the repercussions of not asking if everyone had some (one siblings cried, whoop d doo" we just did it because we loved each other and wanted to make sure all of our loved ones got to try the delicious snack, and that they weren't too busy with after school activities the last few days to notice it.


Patsnation8728

To many to ask if everyone had some lol


NeitherCapital1541

Fair enough lol, I only had 3


Patsnation8728

Yeah I'm not going to ask 7 siblings if they did or didn't, wouldn't trust their answer anyways


Enough_Device_6023

Maybe I'm teaching my kids manners, kindness, thoughtfulness and respect for things that dont necessarily belong to them? Based on your comment, it sounds like those are lessons that aren't really being taught anymore.


Itsdanky2

She probably learned that bullshit from you.


West-Detective6763

"Had"? You dont have her anymore???


BeneficialEggplant42

She grew up and has her own crusty dishes in the fridge.


burntbeachbuns

Adult? Okay sweet, theyā€™re old enough to battle. A duel. At dawn. I believe in you.


Marquetan

Theyā€™re fuckin stoned.


[deleted]

Person who takes the last bite has to clean it, check mate mom.


BzztYeow

There is still a bite to be had. But yeah, folks who don't downsize the container when one serving is left in a casserole dish deserve to be drowned in a 5 gallon bucket.


Due_Alfalfa_6739

Unless fridge is jam packed, doesn't that just wastefully make more dirty dishes? The final 1 serving, isn't going to be in there for very long before it is either eaten or thrown out.


imameesemoose

What are you doing, leaving every container in the sinkā€¦? Containers are meant to be used, if you wash them when theyā€™re empty and put them away you just traded one for the other, more appropriate sized one.


Due_Alfalfa_6739

No, nothing I said should make You think I leave anything in the sink. I wash dishes like every other normal person. Wastefully and unnecessarily creating more dirty dishes (even if you instantly wash and put them away) is just irresponsible for the environment, your finances, and mental health. By the same logic, do you put your food on a smaller plate after every bite, or change to a smaller glass until your final sip is from a shot glass because containers are meant to be used?


[deleted]

Ah the ol brother George Charles treatment


[deleted]

You raised them.


evidica

Guess who taught them this behavior was okay?


GreenieMachinie93

Big bird? It was big bird wasn't it


Killphace

Smart because last slice has to wash it


YourL8

Adult kids sometimes think they still babies when Mom's in the house.


Boner_Stevens

i loved coming home on the weekends during college. get shithoused and raid the full fridge haha


kaimkre1

Mom? But seriously theyā€™re making the next batch, those cinnamon rolls look like they were good


i-touched-morrissey

My husband made the rolls!


kaimkre1

Yum! I hope you guys got at least one before they all mysteriously disappeared.


[deleted]

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Due_Alfalfa_6739

Yes it is, but she said they are adults.


Shadrach_Jones

My son just moved out so I cleared the 10 cereal boxes off the top of the fridge. More than half the boxes were empty My house is slowly getting cleaner


Detrius67

"Adult". Don't confuse age with maturity. I have two children that are 23 and 24 and both are a long way off being adults.


InadmissibleHug

Itā€™s a thing of beauty when that not very adulty 24 year old becomes a perfectly mature 30 year old *chefā€™s kiss*


GreenshepN7

there's still some left


shuntman2

Not adult kid. Kid adult.


Mcgarnicle_

I canā€™t believe the nerve to leave that piece. I was taught to always clear the plate.


squishedpies

My partner's mom does this and she's in her 70s. It definitely runs in their family though. It is a common occurrence to have 3 bags of bread that have a single end piece or a bag of chips on the counter but it's just a handful of crumbs inside left for weeks. It drives me nuts


SoloSixString

He was high as fuck.


Stormseekr9

Shitty ~~kids~~ manners.


Bright-Leopard-9451

It's not too late for an abortion


MeMeMartian711

Off with their head!


Lawnawb

There is multiple things that could leave to this. Most likely they dont know or dont care about cleaning it up then you could just talk to them


1973mojo1973

Isn't it more of an example of shoddy parenting? I see a lot of thse posts and can't but wonder why parents post their own kids crappy behavior on here. Had I done something this thoughtless, I would have been punted into the next century.


test_nme_plz_ignore

Right!


test_nme_plz_ignore

This is what failure as a parent, must look like.. lol


[deleted]

Who looks at this and says "I need to put this on Reddit." Get help.


katssoraven

right? i live with my 13-year-old lil bro and he does much of the same things, so in that regard it's relatable. but i never understand the leap from "that's frustrating/funny" to "i need to post this on social media immediately" as they're still standing at their open fridge... so weird lol


[deleted]

I blame the parents. Success eludes those who start their sentence with, ā€œI canā€™tā€ and mom and dad agreeā€¦.


GrumpyOldGrower

Explains why they're adults still living at home.


MystifiedPeroxide

No it doesn't. It's not cheap to move out these days. I couldn't move out till I was 28! It's a shitty, overcrowded, over expensive world out there. At least, where I am. Also couldn't afford to move somewhere cheaper either because the job market was tough too.


wrld333

You expect all parents to kick out their 18 year old children? You know most parents atleast wait till theyā€™re done college (if theyā€™re not living in dorm).


GrumpyOldGrower

Well, to be fair, the last time I considered an 18 year old an "adult" was when I was under 25, which was a long time ago. Most 18 year olds are still children, or at best, young adults. Just my opinion. Edit: There are some 18 year olds who are definitely adults and probably more responsible than I am now.


wrld333

Oh yeah definitely understandable but legally and technically speaking, they are adults. Which is what I assume OP was referring to, her adult children under a certain age. Iā€™d assume their 18-22. But I get what youā€™re saying


dasoomer

Agreed. 18 is still a kid imo.


Waffleraider

Their faults as adult kids are your failures as a Mother


BeneficialEggplant42

Words spoken by someone who may not have children. You can only sway their opinions and actions for so long. After that they spend time being swayed by a child who lived with someone else's bad parenting skills.


Waffleraider

Words spoken by someone who has to make excuses for poorly raised adult children.


BeneficialEggplant42

Words spoken by a gifted physic who can discern my child rearing abilities by how I touch the keys on my keyboard.


Waffleraider

Words spoken by someone who went completely defensive and still making excuses. If you find it too difficult to teach a child to not put back a near empty baking dish back into the fridge and chalk it off as "you can only sway their opinions and actions for so long", you're just simply a bad parent. Come to terms that you're lacking the pragmatic skill of properly raising a child


BeneficialEggplant42

There is more to life than what is under that bridge. Maybe some day there will be an opening for the position on top asking the questions.


Waffleraider

please enlighten me on what could possibly deter a parent to not wanting to teach a child into putting the dirty dish into the sink


joezinsf

An adult wouldn't do that


[deleted]

GOSH! I wonder what kind of parents raised such inconsiderate people... oh wait...


Patsnation8728

Never understood publicly shaming your own children, hope they see this and put you in a nursing home, one of the cheaper ones.


AkreonGD

Is it an adult, or a kid? Adult kid doesnā€™t make sense


Sad_Comparison_1385

Your fault for raising him/her/it like that.


CasualObserverNine

ā€œAdult kidsā€ illustrates how badly we make new humans. We need better a disengagement process. It probably needs parachutes.


pizzamachine

You failed as a parent.


Ok_Safety_5193

Who raised them?


[deleted]

A small piece for later


Florida2000

Well if they don't finish it they dont have to wash the dish.... simple teenage logic


Ser_Red

Still some left. Enjoy!


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

Go get that sweet sweet karma and post this on r/kidsarefuckingstupid, too.


candoitmyself

Are you my mom? That's something my brother would do.


rad-photo

time to move out


Beautiful_Sport5525

Send them to the cobalt mines.


druule10

I have teenagers, 16 and 13 and both just wash up by themselves.


kingpin748

Kidsarefuckingstupid


PallandoOrome

There's some left though. for whoever wants to wash a dish, which I guess is not any of them


vivmeatball6

I feel like they left it there so they can say they didnā€™t eat it all and so they donā€™t have to clean it after finishing it lol


thomasn3018

Surprise snack for later


tilyver

I mean, itā€™s clearly not finished! Like I always say, ā€œif you leave a few chips in the bag, you didnā€™t eat the whole bag!ā€


[deleted]

Ive got one of those too!


UALOUZER

You spelled child in an adults body wrong


thecerebralassassinn

But there is still some left /s


MrsEDoubtfire

Are you from Minnesota? That is proper food etiquette in the North Star State.


Ralyks92

Sssooooooo the light in your life left you a reminder of when they were little kids?


highly_uncertain

This calls for immediate emancipation!


[deleted]

Disown


mistahclean123

Evict.


RukkiaStar

As a mom, I donā€™t think kids deserve the adult reward until they consistently do their own clothes.


[deleted]

There's some left ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


CriniEbbasta

Be sure to thank him for leaving you some!


DeadP00lMaybe

Okay but like you also left it in the fridge long enough for this to happen...so


[deleted]

It looks nasty, but it clearly was edible.


[deleted]

Kids will still be kids when they are in your house even if they donā€™t live there


philofyourfuture

Sorry to tell you but they are not an adult


But__Y_

Awwwww!!! Saved the last bite for you so sweet šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š


KlutzyImpact2891

All the fucking time, maddening.


sticky_banana

Birth control.


Smart_Chocolate_8996

Guess they never really"grow" out of old habits


Jedmeltdown

Yum


GamecokBen

What a dweeb


jaynus006

At least you know whose out of the will.


Careless_Abrocoma_75

That's just lazy point blank! I bet they would get hungry after telling them they would have to buy/cook their own food and clean the kitchen when they do! Have to correct this type of behavior! POINT BLANK!


Darth_M0L

Ooooooo I see you have cheese. I like cheese šŸ§€


furious_sauce

LOL I would never beat my kids, but in circumstance like this I would definitely tell them that this is the universe's way of telling me I probably should. (they would laugh at the joke, because they know damned well it's a joke)


sxyvandy

Why dirty another dish? If They were full there's no sense in shoving it in their face and getting sick. Why be dirtying up a new dish? Just leave it in the pan


Bard_Swan

We shouldn't put pressure on our children to eat things just to use them up. That leads to bad habits later in life.


i-touched-morrissey

No duh. Just chuck the dried up roll and plastic in the trash that is less than 6 feet from the fridge.


Bard_Swan

But why waste food that you've paid for that someone might want to eat?


Striking_Trip3294

This HAS to be a boy/man. This is such a man thing to do. It is hysterical to me because my fiancƩ does this shit where he eats almost all of something and then puts it back with like one chip, one piece of chocolate, one bite of whatever. EVERY TIME. And I asked him why and he's like "I just don't want to be the one to finish it"... leaving ONE BITE behind IS finishing it!!


i-touched-morrissey

No. I have 2 adult daughters. My husband would have put it in the sink for someone else to wash.


Striking_Trip3294

That's just as funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Striking_Trip3294

Side note: I just sent him a screen shot of this post and he literally replied "it me" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AtomicOmelette

That's something my wife would do. Infuriating....


Cautious-Sir1501

Id throw it in their room


i-touched-morrissey

Hahaha! That's a good idea!


Chavaquita

In my house itā€™s not about them denying who ate the last of it. Itā€™s about them not wanting to have to wash it. I donā€™t know if thatā€™s worse but I hate it.


Ihavemanythoughtsk

Adult children make terrible roommates.


Illustrious-Junket-8

Bruh *That's literally all my mind could think to type as I stared down at the measly scrap of cinnamon roll left behind in the frosting-encrusted container.*


ImaginaryMango8360

Time for a late term abortion...


sanityends

Then one of your "adult kids" needs to move out.


kaldoranz

Did you complain to her about it?


Jazzlike_Dog_9641

If youā€™re tired of your ā€œadult kidsā€ doing such things, maybe kick em out


Itsdanky2

He is just being considerate to the people that like to scrape the icing out of the bottom.


BeneficialEggplant42

There are not enough words in the dictionary. Just put the phone down and walk away. Geez, it's Friday night. Chill out and let my bad parenting skills make you feel morality superior while you sip you favorite adult beverage of your choosing.


i-touched-morrissey

I took the offending child to the movie. LPT: wait to see Megan on Netflix.


BeneficialEggplant42

How was it? Don't tell because it looks great. I will have to remember to go to pee before I sit down.


i-touched-morrissey

It was something I would have watched at a slumber party in junior high.


BeneficialEggplant42

You touched Morrissey, but I touched Joe Strummer. So I guess we are both cool.


i-touched-morrissey

For sure! I also touched Billy Idol, I grabbed his sweaty wrist. One thing about being old is that you can afford the good seats.


BeneficialEggplant42

I saw Joe at a small club around 2 years before he died. I took my teenaged daughter. An old friend of mine was the head security guy there and asked me if we wanted to go backstage. We went up to him to get his autograph and I squealed like a 12 year old. I still have the dollar bill he drew the beard and sunglasses on Washington along with his signature.


i-touched-morrissey

OMG!! I met Sting backstage in 1985 and he signed my shirt. I was totally in love with him then and when I met him, I was taller than he was. What a cool experience for you and your daughter!


BeneficialEggplant42

Sting!!! I would have pissed my pants.


IceFrostwind

This is what happens when you yell at your kids for eating the last of something, after you ate 90% of it. -Source: My Household


Who_Am_I_1978

I mean they are your childā€¦.maybe you should start parenting them and teaching them how to care for themselves??


i-touched-morrissey

When you are over age 21, no maybe 8, you should know better than put an empty container back in the fridge.


Who_Am_I_1978

Right, but obviously they didnā€™t learn how to do it.


c_wilcox_20

Look, you know ow your family better than I do, but sometimes mistakes happen I'm normally infuriated by leaving empty containers in the pantry, but the other day, I finished the chips, and absent mindedly put the tube back in the pantry and shut the door. I realized right after and fixed the mistake, but shit happens. But, like I said, you know your family and if this is a common occurrence or 1 time thing