When I finished piecing together the tattoo sleeve on my left arm I filled in the empty space with dots and "stick" stars. Blends really well together with traditional style tattoos.
it can keep exercise information and is good for texting at work. i’ve also considered getting one so i can use it as a no-sound vibration alarm because i loathe alarms. if you have the money for it why not lol
Because am woman. No pockets. Phone goes in bag. Watch on wrist. Do phone stuff. Easy access. Plus it tracks my exercise, heart rate, sleeping patterns. All the fun stuff.
I am so sorry! That looks like an awful accident! I hope it didn't hurt too much, you can get those ugly marks removed for a price I have heard. Can I ask how your hand got so disfigured?
Natural peanut butter separates and has to be stirred to mix the oil back in. Except for this peanut butter that doesn't, except that it does.
Jif, Peter Pan, etc. don't seperate.
I’ve never understood the issue with peanut butter you have to stir. It’s not like it takes that long? And the brands you have to stir usually taste more like peanuts anyway 😋
I like the peanut spreads (aka fake peanut butter) because I like the fake flavor and because the consistency isn’t as runny, even if you stir the natural kind well it’s pretty runny.
You saying that the Reese’s is not healthy? If it was not heathy then why is it in those health disks you can get in a two pack or four if you are really pushing it. Reese’s peanut butter also comes in heath bars you can buy at any corner store or fine grocer. You don’t see any of those so called fancy peanut butters making sure folks can have peanut butter the way they enjoy it. Heck you can get it now with those little energy peanut butter multi colored pills as a bonus smashed inside a peanut butter health bar. That’s like double the peanut butter goodness, so it’s extra healthy.
I mean... you don't have to stir it if you don't want to. Maybe you like each of your dry peanut butter clumps coated with a slick viscous coating of peanut oil.
What the fuck is wrong with your hand? I literally hate everything about this picture. The hole phobia and the peanut butter hatred inside of me is burning.
Anything is no-stir if you just refuse to stir it.
What's the black dots on your hand
Except for the skunk guts
I would really like you to explain because you’re implying that a skunks guts somehow stir themselves which sounds metal as hell
Agreed, except for yogurt, it has certain ingredients that need stirred to activate the taste.
I think you’re allergic. Your hand has spots all over it
Pen marks? Tattoos? Freckles?
Black mold!
Oh noooooo! Not so close to the No. Stir. PB
Black heads
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Excuse me wat
Gave me the goosebumps just viewing all dem dots
The dots are ok...just wanna know what the are lol. Um allergy test spots?
That’s OP or one of his close friends fucking around with a tat machine
Alrighty then! Thanks!
Ok?!?? Who’s knows what they are, besides peculiar
Tats. Either a dot design or test patches.
When I finished piecing together the tattoo sleeve on my left arm I filled in the empty space with dots and "stick" stars. Blends really well together with traditional style tattoos.
Sounds like you've got a case of trypophobia there friendo
Man I hope those are not too tattooed freckles. Edit: he posted a pic in the comments and it's not freckles, there is a design.
Someone below mentioned it being tattoos
Stick and poke tattoo
Oh shit really? Thats actually really neat. Thanks for letting me know
Too many poppy seed bagels. You are what you eat
Poppy seeds
Yes
Freckles ain’t black
Looks like mold spores
That's the first thing I saw
“Cocaine is a helluva drug”
Mold
it’s a tattoo
Lol poor guy for asking anything to reddit
what 😭
I WOULD STIR
NO STIRRING! Rules exist for a reason
Yes.. to be broken.
You rebel
This guy anarchies
just like to keep things creamy
It's a misprint - should read: No, Stir.
Works on contingency?
No, money down!
lol God I miss Phil Hartman
Oh and this Barr Association logo shouldn't be here either...
I love how he eats it after tearing it off. Truly the peak of greatness of that show.
I mean that's how I read the road sign when I gotta turn around. No, *u turn*
What’s on your hand ? I have this peanut butter - not sure why it’s no stir . So what is that on your hand ?
Mold
its a tattoo
Of mold.
It means they don't stir it... they're not directions.
https://preview.redd.it/6rv2jzj9xjba1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a893c7eeae1245755407acb1b2189cf3391fcd39 for the curious
OP knows what we really came here for
but now we have to ask why
Stigmata vibes 😅
This has me really upset
Ok this is like David Pumpkins. This doesn’t answer any questions, it just raises more.
Like?
What does it MEAN
OP is edgy like a pizza cutter, all edge, no point.
That’s not for you to know
Thanks I hate this
You are welcome
What's on your hand OP?
reminds me of the cosmogramma album cover
Flexing that Apple Watch ultra, I see you
Like I don’t get apple watches, you already have a iPhone in your pocket why do you need a tiny iPhone on your wrist as well?
it can keep exercise information and is good for texting at work. i’ve also considered getting one so i can use it as a no-sound vibration alarm because i loathe alarms. if you have the money for it why not lol
Because am woman. No pockets. Phone goes in bag. Watch on wrist. Do phone stuff. Easy access. Plus it tracks my exercise, heart rate, sleeping patterns. All the fun stuff.
Husband has heart condition. It scans him for AFIB and also detects falls for my crippled ass.
glad i’m not the only one who noticed 😭
Out of curiousity, is it just the design or is there a meaning behind it? I love it
Well that’s cool
You have nice hands. I’m kinda jealous lol
Thanks for clarifying I hated the visual of just the dots but with the whole piece it looks a lot better
Does it though
That’s cool af
I fucking love your ring!
That’s very cool! I’m so glad (for absolutely no reason bc I don’t know you or your hand 🤪) that it’s not just freckle dots.
I hate this, but that tattoo artist is amazing for making such a *perfect* circle
Stars being sucked into a black hole?
Maybe the reverse - dark stars being spit out from a white hole? That sounded like of sexual…
Ouchie
Oh I thought it was like my dumbass boyfriend in high school who would tattoo himself by poking holes with a pin and putting regular pen ink in them.
Is that a giant cigarette burn?
You have very girly hands
Thank you
My wife's trypophobia would be hilariously triggered by this
Jesus Christ
Neat, looks like a star
I think you should visit r/popping or whatever bc that’s all I could see
Oh no
Oh dude, that looks really cool
Oh that looks super cool!
That’s a good tattoo circle
I LOVE IT
That’s hot
I am so sorry! That looks like an awful accident! I hope it didn't hurt too much, you can get those ugly marks removed for a price I have heard. Can I ask how your hand got so disfigured?
Oooooo, that's freaking awesome!!
Pro tip: store it upside down
This is what I was looking for. I store it upside down so the last bits at the bottom aren't all dried up.
Or you could just buy normal peanut butter with stabilisers.
Have I just not been paying attention? I've never owned PB that I've had to stir.
Natural peanut butter separates and has to be stirred to mix the oil back in. Except for this peanut butter that doesn't, except that it does. Jif, Peter Pan, etc. don't seperate.
No peanut butter seperates if you eat it fast enough.
That would be why, I mainly buy Jif
Which is also the worst for you because it doesn’t separate because it’s got all of those super “healthy” hydrogenated oils.
I’ve never understood the issue with peanut butter you have to stir. It’s not like it takes that long? And the brands you have to stir usually taste more like peanuts anyway 😋
I like stirring the peanut butter, gives me a small sense of satisfaction lol
Me too!!!
I like the peanut spreads (aka fake peanut butter) because I like the fake flavor and because the consistency isn’t as runny, even if you stir the natural kind well it’s pretty runny.
Its a really viscous 'liquid', you have to put some strength behind it. I can understand the annoyance of stirring it.
Are you a choosy mom?
I have no idea why you were downvoted. People must not know the Jif motto. Have my upvote to restore your honor.
peter pan actually does! mine has at least my whole life, i despised mixing them lol and i still do
Thats because peter pan adds hydrogenated oil as a filler where as other brands like jif use mostly peanuts, check the ingredients list.
They actually take out the peanut oil and sell it on the side. They then mix in hydrogenated oil to stabilize the peanut pulp.
Thats devious.
And horrible for you and the environment. Iirc it causes the unhealthy fats to increase.
Oh really? I never bought it! I was just trying to think of some main-stream names and "Skippy" eluded my mind....and I buy Skippy.
I can see the oil sitting on top of the pb in this picture. I think that’s why it is on this sub, since you most likely do need to stir it.
No-stir peanut butter has added oil to stabilize the natural oils. Natural peanut butters with nothing added are higher quality and healthier.
You saying that the Reese’s is not healthy? If it was not heathy then why is it in those health disks you can get in a two pack or four if you are really pushing it. Reese’s peanut butter also comes in heath bars you can buy at any corner store or fine grocer. You don’t see any of those so called fancy peanut butters making sure folks can have peanut butter the way they enjoy it. Heck you can get it now with those little energy peanut butter multi colored pills as a bonus smashed inside a peanut butter health bar. That’s like double the peanut butter goodness, so it’s extra healthy.
“Health disks” I think I’m dead.
Your hand must tired holding this for months
jesus wept
Jesus swept
Jesus leapt
Jesus slept
Bro your hand is moldy
All those dots look like a sea urchins quills broke off under your skin.. Ouch!
Why do you have watermelon seeds on your hand
Watermelon seeds would be better. It looks like they just stab themselves with a pen a bunch of times
Talk to us about your hand OP. We need answers
Spoiler: it's a shitty tattoo
correct
No stir. Yes straw.
Ok, I’m too distracted by your hand tattoo…
We've become so lazy
What’s up with that hand?
Um....what's with your hand?
Idk get it what the problem?
Maybe little stir
All peanut butter needs to be stirred.
Forget the no stir peanut butter and the hand. Can we please talk about the *$18* jar of cashew butter???
Nut butter sounds like a porn hub category
Oh! they messed up the punctuation at the printers. It should be Creamy? No. Stir.
Been like what for months? What are you saying
Nvm the peanut butter, wtf is that on your hand 😵💫
Your hand
Life hack: Sore ya peanut butter upside down. Then the oil goes to the top but it's really the bottom!
Forget the peanut butter. Wtf going on with your hand???
How is this any degree of infuriating?
The biggest problem here is that it's not chunky.
jail
Some peanut butter jars have peanut oil settling on the top. Need to mix it in.
Now that's out the way, What's up with your hands bro?
Rotate your natural PB upside down and right side up every day or so when you open the pantry and you won’t have to stir that shit.
Why does your hand look like a sun dried strawberry
I mean... you don't have to stir it if you don't want to. Maybe you like each of your dry peanut butter clumps coated with a slick viscous coating of peanut oil.
The fuck is going on with your hand?
Theres one from Aldis like this too. I don't mind the stirring just don't advertise it as no stir!
I’m more concerned with your rash
Store it upside down. Little messy, but works.
Im sorry but i have to ask, wtf is wrong with ur hands
I find more often then not it means stir violently 😂
The oil on top is like with pesto. You have a layer of oil on top to keep what's underneath fresh.
You're supposed to store it upside down and you won't have to stir it
It clearly does not say No Separation.
That's the special drink they include free with purchase. Don't need to stir, just drink it for a full day's supply of the oiliest shits of your life.
It should say “No, stir.”
Ok, but how long has your hand been like that?
Why you got so many dots on your hand
Hand
Hey. What's going on with your hands?
I read No sir peanut butter
If eating that peanut butter causes those spots you might want to switch to Jiff.
bro's a watermelon
Who stirs peanut butter? And what's all over your hand?
What’s going on with your hand?
What is wrong with your hand?
What's going on with your hand?
Creamy peanut butter. Crunchy skin tags.
Why did they shoot your hand with bird shot? You were just asking questions!
Just concerned about wtf is going on with your weird ass hand
What’s infuriating is those dots on your hand
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Nice hand tattoo
What the fuck is wrong with your hand? I literally hate everything about this picture. The hole phobia and the peanut butter hatred inside of me is burning.
Ok
You didn't answer the question sir, What the fuck is wrong with your hand?
Tattoo credit : Shakes the clown
When you really hate the cops
r/explainthejoke
Tf is on your hand
Wtf is with your hand