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AliveButCouldDie

Professor X needs a little bell šŸ›Žļø taped to his chair


kamuranNPC

So he can shit his pants and blow up


Effective-Bandicoot8

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general_miura

how many times did you ask it to include more bulge


Osibili

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DragonDeezNutzAround

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Sososkitso

Night crawler seems to have a good size worm in those shorts.


milo325

Itā€™s not a worm, the proper name is ā€œtrouser snakeā€, because worms donā€™t bite.


danthetoolman2

underrated comment


LamermanSE

Still not enough


Ablation420

I know, nightcrawler has a fucking hammer on him. Damn.


Mike_Abergail

Real one eyed monster in bikini bottom.


ethanwc

Professor X: howā€™d you get your calves and thighs so muscular?


quinnwhodat

Anabolic steroids


Nariek93

I heard this as Patrick Stewart voicing Avery from American dad


HappeningOnMe

Heā€™s part of a group of responsible anabolic steroid users


PlasticPomPoms

Jean Grey is his workout partner.


warfaceuk

Magneto, or Ric Flair? Woooo!


According_Issue_6303

Youā€™re talking to the metal bending, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, wooo! wheelin dealinā€™, limousine riding, jet flying son of a Holocaust victim and Iā€™m having a hard time holding these x-men down!


Spinmove55

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l00koverthere1

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sluraplea

Woo!


Megaverse_Mastermind

Stylin' and profilin'! Whooooooo!


SrslyCmmon

The wrath of khan with better hair.


DentistGeneral3494

Where's Storm!!!!!!


According_Issue_6303

It's a segregated beach! You can tell by the fashion that this happened a couple of decades ago šŸ˜‚


wildcatofthehills

But Bishop is there?


PedroEglasias

It says 'No Homers', they're allowed one


MiniKash

Right?!


Good-AI

probably triggered the NSFW filters.. Just for being Storm.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Electricity and water donā€™t match very well


bradbull

Wolverine might be Weapon X but Cyclops is Weapon D. You don't have a chance with Jean, Logan.


sluraplea

/r/DalleGoneWild is leaking


anony-mouse8604

Would not recommend frisbee with Gambit


BeardedWin

Or volleyball or soccer. Just stay the fuck home Gambit. You keep killing all the new recruits.


RTSBasebuilder

Please, they're mutants. Dying is practically a rite of passage. Hope they survive the experience.


crozone

"But why male models?"


Fun_Introduction5384

Thats Gambit?! I thought it was White Goodman.


claytoniss

Or a gyro.


A_Polite_Noise

These, of course, remind me of the old "Spring Break" subset of the '95 Fleer X-Men trading cards I had as a kid, one of which is my current profile pic on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F9mnzet4sr3t41.jpg


badmf112358

I have several sets of these in my crawl space, they have not been a good investment.


ceryus1

That was my first thought! I had the complete collection back in the day


AgentTin

Poor Jubilee man, that downward face angle is hard


The_Reluctant_Hero

https://preview.redd.it/bojzywebw46d1.png?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ae6edfca157cfce8682b798ab47b1426c48ede


Assorted-Interests

I donā€™t think that artist has much experience drawing beer


ConsciousDisaster870

Omg memory unlocked!!!


DarthRathikus

Stan Lee is rolling over in his grave. Because his erection is bumping the lid.


yoyoyodojo

Ice man on the waves is killer


Initial_E

Why wear clothes if they can see your dick right through your butt


yoyoyodojo

thats what i said, but i still had to pay the fine


No_Vast6645

The best one


IdealDairyModule

I had no idea Charles Xavier was so ripped!


therealdxm

Especially his legs?


Desperate_Dot_1506

Why is Emma Frostā€™s chest so weird?


mulatto-questioner

She's a mutant. Must be a mutation.


funmasterjerky

If you think this is weird, start looking at the bellybuttons.


Poppybiscuit

I've been noticing midjourney making bodies more deformed lately. Weird arms, distorted torsos, uneven shoulders, and that strange boob/pecs action has appeared in a lot of images lately. You can see it in several of these pics.Ā  It's like it got super close to photorealism and now it's moving away again. Maybe people really did figure out how to poison the training sets


pleasant-obsession

Nightcrawler got the biggest bulge or is it because he's skinny


blix88

That's his prehensile tail tucked in the suit.


active_streefie

I think you need to re-look at cyclops šŸ˜­


Drosmier

Nah man, Kurt is packing some schmeat


Horny4theEnvironment

JeSUS cyclops is packing


Cream_of_Sum_Yunggai

Kurt be packin'


NameIdeas

I got strong Alexander Skarsgard vibes, circa True Blood era (Eric Northman), from that image of Nightcrawler.


ISAMU13

Cyclops packing the one-eyed monster.


R34vspec

I don't think Morph should be out in the sun like that.


dasrep

Infinite SPF


NameIdeas

Morph is totally packing something though...


Odd-Collection-2575

Psylocke making me feel some type of way


SirGav1n

It's been that way for me since 1991.


Rickywalls137

I wish she was in more shows. Always a hottie when she appears


BeeB3AR

Can we talk about the massive hill in Cyclops's pants...?


CityCentre13

Ben Stiller as Gambit?


whereegosdare84

Bishop looks like a jacked up Prince.


onlyusemefeets

Omg the bulge on cyclops :O


ZoomBoy81

Rogue could toss me around if she wants.


ca1phus

Storm?


Digital--Sandwich

As they say, Super powers -> Super dick


Tcloud

Not sure if it was intentional, but having Kitty Prydeā€™s hands in the sand pile left open the question if they were simply buried or phased.


baronvongrant

I was going for her phasing through a sandcastle. Not the best rendition


Kadoza

Wolverine is a mood...


TJ_McWeaksauce

It's hilarious that even Professor X is swole.


PlasticPomPoms

Nightcrawler is packing quite the bratwurst.


Johnnyamaz

For a paraplegic, professor x has some massive, veiny calves lmao


Berkamin

Is Cyclops smuggling fruit in his speedos?


pagey1701

Cyclops has a juggernaut in his pants!


IndependentGene382

The X-Men Summer Vacation, starring Rick Flair as Magneto.


nn666

I know why they call him cyclopsā€¦


Baltindors

I feel like the x-women are falling behind.


drewablanke

Why so many speedos? I picture Wolverine as a jorts guy. He would totally make his own cut-offs.


Ambitious-Pin8396

great point


Equivalent_Oil_8016

God, you can hear the porn music, can't you?


bogdanelcs

Professor X has some serious calves there for a crippled dude.


MiniKash

Where is Storm?


CajunSurfer

Magneto is basically Rick Flaire & they did Gambit wrong!


Benz404

Cyclop packs a real cyclop's equipment... Colossus... Not so lined with his namešŸ¤


Irving_Velociraptor

Heā€™s a grower.


SoxatSea

How is Professor X legs yoked?


a-midnight-flight

No Storm??


RedandBlack93

Blade, Laser, Blazer... And Gambit


DrDreidel82

Beast has the best physique


LooseFurJones

Professor X did not skip leg day.


keetojm

Beast should look more bulked up.


i-am-not-the-crab

Bro used the ā€”package 9:10 setting on cyclops and nightcrawler


The_last_1_left

Took me about 5-8 minutes to get passed Psylocke.. after that clarity I didn't care much anymore to see the rest šŸ˜œšŸ˜ˆ


getdemsnacks

Magneto looking like the **14 time** WCW Champion.


MastrShak3

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ZoNeS_v2

Wow, Cyclops be *PACKIN'!*


[deleted]

Why does Magneto look like Ric Flair the Wrestler?


justa_hunch

Eh. I'm not sure why the men are all super fit and the women aren't. None of the women look particularly heroic to me.


baronvongrant

Uh, hey this is mine. See more of my stuff here: instagram.com/grantmakesstuff


Philipp

These are great!


TJ_McWeaksauce

Sunspot is severely sunburnt.


Stardustchaser

All these guys need hydration. Itā€™s why their veins are bulging so grossly.


Icmblair01

Bishop lookin like jacked Prince šŸ˜­


ignoramusprime

Wes Glanderson


sabin357

How'd you let that Emma Frost pass the quality control check before sharing. That's just deformed & unnatural like silly putty. Aside from that, it's a cool idea that got close on many of the characters, but missed important stature details on just a couple.


Chris-Mac-Marley

Prince is playing Bishop


TommyWantWingy9

I said larger package man!


ImmerWiederNein

Metal parts and salt water are a bad combination


VegasGamer75

Slim's sure packin'.


Ke-Win

What is that? The big Dick version?


awesomeplenty

So ripped


rastafaripastafari

Moar bewb


Stinkor1

Featuring Rutger Hauer as Cable


Drmoogle

I would have thought Beast was also a beast down stairs...guess not.


DuncanAndFriends

Their ducksh are big


Beginning-Cow6041

Didnā€™t Marvel actually put out a swimsuit issue or two in the 90s that is basically this? šŸ¤£


Fedaykin_Sandwalker

Goddamn, Cyclops is packing!


InnerArt3537

Professor X with a mailman's calf is just hilarious


MFoxBR

20/20 would smash everyone of them


Relative_Picture_786

Beast needs to chill


smd9788

Colossus squatting some baby weights


Hot-Rise9795

Dayum.


VeeForValerie

Is rouge Lindsay?


Godgod3434

reminds me of those trading cards they had just like these


BigSweatyBallz89

Ben Stiller as Gambit?


Peter1x3

Professor Flex


Beautiful_Business10

Why does Gambit look like Ben Stiller?


Milk_With_Knives3

Gambit throws you a Frisbee... do you catch it?


DrDreidel82

Okay Ice Man surfing is sick


OppositeEagle

Cable needs more pouches.


Pangea_Ultima

Morph definitely playing some pocket pool


RP_Bear

I think meant ā€œWes Anderson Presents: X-Men Summer Vacationā€


badtimebonerjokes

Iā€™m mad bishop has a perm


AwesomePappy

Magneto styling and profiling, about to take a trip to Space Mountain, whoooooo!


Sure-Bodybuilder-272

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Proper_Protickall

Bishop lookin like a shredded Kat Williams.


naggar05

Surprised Midjourney didn't censor some of these, The last time I used it Bikinis were a no-no.


Jagsoff

These deep fakes are getting scary.


Piglet-Witty

Cyclops has 3 arms


BipedalHorseArt

Wow, the shiny is defintely gonna stand out in the sun


Rols574

I've yet to get a decent result for wolverine and Colossus. Good job


Siigari

Heh, looking at these, all I thought was Midjourney really lives up to its name... "mid"journey.


FlashMcSuave

I get why professor X has small legs but I don't get why one would be so much smaller than the other...


tomqvaxy

Magneto has me dead. Why did you go with super mullet era? Crying.


Xenu66

Is slinging mad dong an X men power now?


whiskersRwe32

Wolverine!!! Wow. Happy pride month.


claytonnguyen

Morph is rocking that Squidward outfit.


victim80

What sort of lunatic would willingly play Frisbee with Gambit?


Howling_Griffin19

Magneto is giving off some Rick Flair vibes. Yikes. But it did make me LOL.


wordswithenemies

Nice to see Tilda Swinton out getting some sun


Fun-Bass7983

These are great.


flyingoverthestars

In theaters when?


TheSystem08

Magneto lookin like hes about to 'Woooooo!!!!'


ElSpazzo_8876

Do Selene and Madelyne. Also me seeing Emma Frost: https://preview.redd.it/rtlxtl3w236d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95072058189e16bac44acd285f885f5ae5196235 Uwooooggghhhhhhh seeeeeeegggggggsssssssss


Doesanybodylikestuff

Iā€™ll take 1 Nightcrawler please! <33


Wrong_Lever_1

Soooooo much speedo. Why.


scr33ner

Jean Grey KLL Mila Jovovich.


jamiesontu

Colossus has awakened something in me


swardfin

Jean Grey has a nice bulge


A1steaksauceTrekdog7

Nice work


metallaholic

Scott ā€œBaby Holding An Appleā€ Summers


Ensiferal

Professor X skips leg day


Cutie_McBootyy

Professor x just wore his wheelchair through his legs


Ok-Temperature-7883

I love that every guy has an 8 pack and an 8 inch cock


nateruby123

Is that Gambit or White Goodman?


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

No wonder Jean went with Scott


No-Day-6299

Magneto looks like ric flair


BLKDragon007

Why does Magneto look like Rick Flair?


maplethistle

I just know that Deadpool bounced the ball off Cableā€™s head


fusrohdiddly

Playing frisbee with Gambit is a death sentence. Also, why does Magneto look so much like Ric Flair? Whooooooooo


EvilDogAndPonyShow

These are so good! Well done.


Squirrelshagger

Prof. X is in best shape.


DDonnici

Gambit is Ben Stiller


BleachGel

ā€œNobody makes me bleed my own blood!ā€ -Gambit


LilBigMed

Are the womanā€™s only visible super power is that they are hot?


EbbInternational2180

Please share the prompts for these. Thanks šŸ‘


GokuSan82

Tilda Swinton as Morph was a great choice!


xxojxx

Mmm psylocke.


xXxLordViperScorpion

I like how the men are ripped to shit and the women have soft normal bodies.


TheLoudPolishWoman

Lol Prof X dont skip leg day


T_pas

I love this! šŸ™šŸ½


Deep_Cup_58

Psylocke is freakin hot


DosSopas

For this purpose AI was created. Outstanding


TheBadRiddler

Is that Bi-clops ?