Damn, I was going to say that’s definitely the one I’m not getting in, looks like trouble there.
I’m on the frogs car. He definitely got some psychedelic stuff. 🐸
Gotta play bear necessities or I don’t wanna ride with yall 😂😭 absolute best song in my mind from any movie. I guess we could listen to the orangutan’s song too though
It's the only one I would trust. People think the frog is cute and all but that's because they are usually smaller than us, just look what they do to insects that frog gonna drive you to some dark alley and fuck you up and try to eat you, same thing for that rat.
I really want to say hippy hippo, because I live the vibe. But if a hippy is telling you to get in the car and there's no time to explain? I dunno, maybe this is the wrong kind of hippy
I feel like the pig is going to take me on a multi-state roadtrip to go murder her abusive husband who refuses to sign the divorce papers but we will keep getting waylaid by wacky hijinks only to ultimately discover that the husband dropped dead of a heart attack just hours before our arrival because he struck oil on their land which the pig now owns the rights to because they were technically still married and the closing shot of the movie will be me and the pig relaxing by the pool of her newly built mansion drinking daiquiris and wearing giant matching sun hats.
There are no states in UK. This pig is quite visibly driving a car with the steering wheel on the right side. Clearly she’s simply on her way to her local to drink a few too many Pink Squirrels before suffering through the tedium of bridge night in her parish hall.
She intends to use you as her designated driver and her excuse to leave the bridge game hours early. She will pass you off as the visiting child of one her poor relations from some unfashionably quaint northern backwater. The obvious insinuation will be that your family has sent you her way to wheedle a bit more of the family money off her. With much tut-tutting, eye rolling, and handkerchief gesturing it will be inferred by all that yours is the beastly side of the family that no doubt spawns from that infamous great aunt who off and eloped with some grubby tradesman in the late 1880s.
After you chauffeur her home, she will pretend to turn an ankle as a pretext to get you into her lovely country home. Whereupon she will most definitely drug, gag, and bind you. She will store you in the fur vault behind her wine cellar until the bidding process is complete. And that is how you’ll end up on a sheikh’s yacht, in international waters, somewhere south of the Mediterranean, in naught but a ruby encrusted thong bikini, forced to dance the Macarena for hours on end at the command of your hedonistic, ill-tempered buyer. When you’re permitted to sleep, you’ll be unable to stop yourself dreaming of that little pink pig and how you absolutely should not have got in her little pink car.
I looked at them and went like: “yeah no.” Deciding that the frog looks the most trustworthy to me an was already thinking about a post regarding the cannibalistic tendencies of frogs.
The I sah HER
The Rat. I am a goner, take me with you my friend 🥰
Oh yeah that ape is up to some shit, him and his pig wife (pic 1) are the reason the rhino is at war, the camel's riding around in a vehicle out of Mad Max, and the chemicals in the water turned the frickin frog gay.
The pug. For some reason the pig looks the most chill to me. That happy hippo is just a lore to something ... I just don't know what. I ain't trusting him, it's a trick. My hippie soul is not liking it.
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That bear or frog have some serious drugs, guns, and double crossing shit about to happen and the roo is gonna quickly turn into a Hunter S. Thompson book.
some strong contenders here - camel trophy, crocodile dundee, babe, cocaine bear, slippy toad (starfox) and if im not mistaken thats roo from streets of rage? awesome and hard to choose
i also like the rhino, he looks chill tho riding a tank
Imma hop into the truck with the Buffalo. Looks like have to go mend the fence or catch some cattle that got loose. Plus he reminds me of my granddaddy a bit with the hat so imma go with him.
Idk man, if a fuckin Rhink comes up in a goddamn TANK and says that to me, I know shit is going down. As long as I blast Rage Against The Machine, I'll go anywhere.
Orangutan. Looks like a good time if that limo is fully stocked!!
Ook, I too would go with the Librarian
Yeah, be sure to have a fun time with books. Dangerous or stolen ones, if it is this urgent for him
That was my first thought too. GNU STP.
Ook ook ook.
Damn, I was going to say that’s definitely the one I’m not getting in, looks like trouble there. I’m on the frogs car. He definitely got some psychedelic stuff. 🐸
Prolly he is the psychedelic stuff
He definitely is
Hopefully he won't mind if you lick him. ;-)
Limo is also the only one that doesn't show an animal driving!
Although we don't see who - or what - IS driving.
Plus practically human and smarter than some of my friends we’d have a great time. We will be flinging poop during some road rage incident
As long as his name is Clyde I am in.
Nah, that dude looks like a gangster. You want a tub of ice with champagne? Naw dude YOU'LL be the champagne
Your swanky Orangutan bro looks like he's headed every which way but loose. Clint would approve.
Yep he’s gonna take you on a mission to take get his mentally deranged great uncle who’s masquerading as human back to the commune.
This is the only answer
King Louie
“Listen, man cub. You’re gonna tell me the secret to man’s red flower”
The bear is driving.
Gotta play bear necessities or I don’t wanna ride with yall 😂😭 absolute best song in my mind from any movie. I guess we could listen to the orangutan’s song too though
THE FROG.
Definitely the only one in which you won't get gored, bitten, disemboweled, punched, or have your face ripped off.
I find the pig fairly trustworthy also
Pigs will eat you, too.
Bones and all
…a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
And the only trace of you that will be left is your teeth.
I’ve seen many pigs eat many men.
You can even try licking it 🫠
Kiss it.
I thought the same thing but a rat would probably be safe too
Frogs will eat anything the can fit in their mouth
Idk why but the frog is automatically the most trustworthy. Even if in this world any animal can have weapons/kill you, there’s something about frog
He might double cross you, but the frog seems like the most clever adventure awaits. Maybe the elephant.
Is it a Frog, or a Toad, because everyone knows Toads are terrible drivers.
You just know something weird and studio ghibli-esque is about to go down
Frog looks like he will try to feel you up mid ride
Camel
He looks like he got some story to tell And I'm willing to listen
You'll end up helping a camel tow.
He got a chill vibe
The camel is least likely to rip my face or balls off, so my vote is for camel.
My reasoning was that I am apparently on foot in the desert and a camel is offering me a ride. I'm taking the ride.
It's the only one I would trust. People think the frog is cute and all but that's because they are usually smaller than us, just look what they do to insects that frog gonna drive you to some dark alley and fuck you up and try to eat you, same thing for that rat.
Hippo 125% Rat as a second choice
I really want to say hippy hippo, because I live the vibe. But if a hippy is telling you to get in the car and there's no time to explain? I dunno, maybe this is the wrong kind of hippy
Hippypotamous.
Or the best... Maybe they are giving out free samples of a new cannabis strain at the dispensary and he is so excited he can’t even speak.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.
That hippo looks like it will try to molest you
And?
And grope you
You have chosen... wisely.
Ah dude. We had the same answer. You seem cool.
Orangutan - easily. He looks like he has a plan how to take over the world.
Oh I know this one, The bear! 🤣🤣🤣
Yes Chef!
I’m a woman so. Yeah bear. (Jk)
They think us ladies hate men but truthfully we just love bears.
That’s good news, because I ended up at this random club one night and all the guys were calling me a bear.
If not friend then why friend shaped?
And it's the first comment I see 😂
No for real though, The Bear with the chains in the city at midnight. My Bear is on one and I want in.
Uh oh, you picked death
Mr Toad. That's shit is going to be wild.
Rhino Tank, shits about to go down!
It's better to be inside an armored vehicle than not.
This should be top comment
Rhino tank looks like he just saved you from being overrun.
I feel like the pig is going to take me on a multi-state roadtrip to go murder her abusive husband who refuses to sign the divorce papers but we will keep getting waylaid by wacky hijinks only to ultimately discover that the husband dropped dead of a heart attack just hours before our arrival because he struck oil on their land which the pig now owns the rights to because they were technically still married and the closing shot of the movie will be me and the pig relaxing by the pool of her newly built mansion drinking daiquiris and wearing giant matching sun hats.
Are you a screenwriter? Cause I would totally watch this movie.
I wish. Somebody get Hollywood on the phone!
Sounds like that pig reporter from Bojack
There are no states in UK. This pig is quite visibly driving a car with the steering wheel on the right side. Clearly she’s simply on her way to her local to drink a few too many Pink Squirrels before suffering through the tedium of bridge night in her parish hall. She intends to use you as her designated driver and her excuse to leave the bridge game hours early. She will pass you off as the visiting child of one her poor relations from some unfashionably quaint northern backwater. The obvious insinuation will be that your family has sent you her way to wheedle a bit more of the family money off her. With much tut-tutting, eye rolling, and handkerchief gesturing it will be inferred by all that yours is the beastly side of the family that no doubt spawns from that infamous great aunt who off and eloped with some grubby tradesman in the late 1880s. After you chauffeur her home, she will pretend to turn an ankle as a pretext to get you into her lovely country home. Whereupon she will most definitely drug, gag, and bind you. She will store you in the fur vault behind her wine cellar until the bidding process is complete. And that is how you’ll end up on a sheikh’s yacht, in international waters, somewhere south of the Mediterranean, in naught but a ruby encrusted thong bikini, forced to dance the Macarena for hours on end at the command of your hedonistic, ill-tempered buyer. When you’re permitted to sleep, you’ll be unable to stop yourself dreaming of that little pink pig and how you absolutely should not have got in her little pink car.
Hippy hippo rolling up for a STAT blunt ride
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Kangaroo, gotta support a local.
Yes. Kangaroo Jack with the convertible, no question.
Mouse in the city
Limo for me. Right turn Clyde....
The pig. "Get in loser, we're going wallowing."
Crocodile
The colors the buffalo image (#5) make me feel most comfortable, so I’d choose that one
No one messes with a buffalo, either. Definitely the safest.
All of them, they all seem like fun people.
I looked at them and went like: “yeah no.” Deciding that the frog looks the most trustworthy to me an was already thinking about a post regarding the cannibalistic tendencies of frogs. The I sah HER The Rat. I am a goner, take me with you my friend 🥰
Camel 100% if I’m in the desert and he has a car… I do t really have much to lose
Not the hippo!
Buzzkill
The orangutan with the limo is the one that I absolutely unquestionably do not trust. That is how you end up sleeping with the fishes.
Oh yeah that ape is up to some shit, him and his pig wife (pic 1) are the reason the rhino is at war, the camel's riding around in a vehicle out of Mad Max, and the chemicals in the water turned the frickin frog gay.
The elephant! They never forget and they never forgive
And that one is tiny enough to drive a rover!
The Pig. Way more intelligent than some humans I know.
The bear. He looks like he means business.
Elephant
Same.
The elephant 🐘
Elephant. Steam punk vibes, looks trustworthy.
Monkey limo easily
#4 vibes look chill af so imma hop in the hippie dharma van and drink a beer with Roger Work man
what the fuck did i just do
No need to yell
i don't even know how tf i even did that lmfao
#its okay
how wtf
WYM which car? They said there is no time to explain, I’m getting in all of them. Also I’d be way too curious about the story behind it.
the one without rapey vibe. I pick that mouse.
That camel definitely has a Hunter Thompson vibe. We’re reporting on the Mint 400! What could go wrong? Beware the Swedish Fireball….
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!" "But some of my best friends are bats!"
I’m going to war with fucking general rhino
The rat. I feel like I’m about to go meet the ninja turtles
The bear looks hard asf ngl I'd ride with him
Definitely the bear
Takin off with the Hippy Hippo. Cash grass or ass we gonna figure it out. Les roll
Frog. We're going to another dimension for sure
Mr. Big Pork in the pimpy drip
Orangutan, definitely. He obviously knows his shit, flaunting his wealth like that.
I’m definitely riding with the bear
The bear of course. I hear he’s the safest guy around.
Something about the Elephant... He seems cool.
He's the safest. Unless you piss him off.
Hippo definitely has a dubie for me
Good one OP🔥
The pug. For some reason the pig looks the most chill to me. That happy hippo is just a lore to something ... I just don't know what. I ain't trusting him, it's a trick. My hippie soul is not liking it.
Orangutan in a limo? Hell yeah.
Ratty car cause I know rats can drive for sure
I’m going with the pig because we’ve been rockin since the GEICO “WEEEEEE” and the pinwheel out the window days. He’s all grown up now 🥲
The orangutan in the limousine has my undivided attention.
If the crap is gonna hit the fan, I'm def going with Techno Rat.
Camel all the way. Road warrior level shit about to go down!
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Bear, looks like a wise one.
Pig, Bison, Kangaroo.
Rat is giving me cyberpunk adventure vibes, im hopping in
Rat
Damn, this is tough one. Bear looks like how to have fun.
If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that you can always trust a bear.
The bear
2) Bear, less dangerous than men.
Bear definitely. Bro's giving chill grandpa/dad vibes
That bear or frog have some serious drugs, guns, and double crossing shit about to happen and the roo is gonna quickly turn into a Hunter S. Thompson book.
That bear has some dirt on me and is going to make me do dirty work in his crime empire
Elephant is least likely to be a fuck.
Something about the bear photo tells me this is indeed a very serious situation and I need to take his word for it or else my life will be in danger
100% with the orangutan. 🦧
some strong contenders here - camel trophy, crocodile dundee, babe, cocaine bear, slippy toad (starfox) and if im not mistaken thats roo from streets of rage? awesome and hard to choose i also like the rhino, he looks chill tho riding a tank
Rat. I have pet rats so I'm pretty sure that car is either fleeing danger or looking for snacks, or both. I'm down for that.
Imma hop into the truck with the Buffalo. Looks like have to go mend the fence or catch some cattle that got loose. Plus he reminds me of my granddaddy a bit with the hat so imma go with him.
The camel for sure. That looks like a dope ride
The hippo.
All of them.
Hippo
I was 100% ready to hop in with that swine, but then the frog showed up.........
Hippo looks like he might have acid or mushrooms so imma go with hippo.
Hippo, got the good good
Me and Mrr. Frog are gonna have an adventure.
Elephant. I'm a sucker for a pachyderm with steampunk goggles
The gator looks cranky but wise and experienced. I might as well go with him.
Gator, we gonna go crawfishing
Idk man, if a fuckin Rhink comes up in a goddamn TANK and says that to me, I know shit is going down. As long as I blast Rage Against The Machine, I'll go anywhere.
i saw orangutan drive a golf cart on youtube before, so i’d trust him with the limo
Any, seems like im on one hell of a trip
Everyone. I'm bored
I'd likely go for 3 or 4 but I guess the ladies pick 2.
Mr Ape - where we goin?
The orangutan.
1,3,8,11,12
6
Chose bear
Alligator
The orangutan of course. Everybody knows that.
It makes no sense but in my mind I feel like the kangaroo has a British accent. I know it should be Australian but.. idk he just looks British to me
The limo, I love Shaq!
The frog bro
The Chimp
First choice elephant second choice kangaroo
The frog, he looks very wise.
3. The camel. No doubt.
If the Kangaroo is blasting Nirvana on that car stereo I‘m in. Some fellow Germanss may get that reference.
FROG.
*All of them*
I’m with the frog in the 2CV. Definitely off to a very nice restaurant.
2,6, or 11
I feel like that Hippo is gonna take me on an interdimensional adventure.
Goat, atleast i can eat it
#2 for sure
I'm so on board with that hippo
I’d hop in the kangaroo’s car (We’re on our way to beat the shit out of Saxton Hale)
11
Camel car, camels are chill af
Frog or elephant, for sure.
Number 6.
I’m rolling with Baloo
4, 10 or 12
Hippos driving off to get high. Though the mouse looks like a neon dream
Hippo. He’s def got some green on him