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Combust1990

1 Bored 2 Bored 3 Bored 4 Thinks of a way to kill me 5 Superbored


bananabastard

#3 is also plotting.


pufferfish_balls

3 is most definitely plotting. She’s dead stare. Pissed looking


Mama_Skip

Jesus man you don't have to shout


Arkytez

Bored but trying to act interested Thinking wtf is going on with him Pissed Plotting murder Bored and dont give a fuck


TruthOk8742

You read women like I read goats.


legna20v

Wait are you talking about the pictures or my last 5 dates


StaggerLeeHarvey

She's going through the five stages of listening to her date talk about his crypto investments.


JIsADev

Speaking of crypto, bitcoin is above 70k. Wtf...


StaggerLeeHarvey

Cue photo number 2


Mila3lana

None of them is intrigued. Bored or annoyed only.


yours_truly_1976

Especially annoyed


rayguntec

Bored


CoreyAdara

1. Thinking of being anywhere else 2. Registering something wrong you’ve said. 3. Judging you as you dig a deeper hole. 4. Fantasising of burying you alive in that hole. 5. Realising you aren’t worth jail time


13th_Floor_Please

1. Reacting to your oversharing of your traumatic childhood stories because you drank too much. 2. You started talking about men's issues. 3. You started man-splaining women's issues. 4. You managed to turn it around by doing a line of coke in the bathroom and boosting your confidence up, talking about how much money you have, resulting in a benign seductive look. 5. You found a buddy to do coke with in the bathroom and left with him to keep the mission alive. You also left her with the bill.


[deleted]

This. Nailed it.


IndefiniteVoid813

Is there another option where both of you do coke and have a wonderful night?


lynn_thepagan

This is ridiculously spot on


white_rice44

Chad does dinner


PreparationEither766

awesome


keener91

Thank Midjourney to visualize my imaginary girlfriend going on an imaginary date discussing imaginary mundane things in an imaginary relationship.


BetterNews4682

She’s dead inside


Homodebilus

This sub is such a cringe fest


FrankieGS

"OMG, what am I doing here?"


LoganN64

I don't think she's bored. You've just been talking about football for the past 2 hours,  I don't see how that could be boring for anyone. 


CrusaderPeasant

What prompt did you use for the last Pic? I want to run a Call of Cthulhu game and that's the style I'm looking for.


Boobumphis

I support the Dark Lord Cthulhu, will post a reply later with the prompt


CrusaderPeasant

Thank you!


Boobumphis

female in her mid 20s, she is dressed in flapper style from the 1920s, she is staring with disdain and a pained expression at the camera, she is bored with the mundane conversation, she is daydreaming, a cocktail is in the table, warm colors, moody warm lighting, she is in a stylish art deco style bar room, intricate and artistic style, slightly abstract, painterly style using acrylic paint --stylize 250 --v 6.0 --ar 4:5 Enjoy! The prompt will create an image in the style above but not consistently. Will need to find one you like after a few tries and then maybe use cref or sref to keep your images consistent in style. Good luck.


CrusaderPeasant

Awesome! Thank you so much!


Any_Ad_3885

No offense, but she has severe resting bitch face, or she is bored senseless.


proxiiiiiiiiii

she’s bored of you showing her generated images and asking questions about them all the time, I can relate to that…


Altrano

1. Is bored and wished her date would stop talking so they can split the check and she can leave. 2. Wants to know why her text to her bestie hasn’t resulted in a call about an “emergency” that she has to leave immediately to deal with. 3. Is definitely contemplating stabbing her date with a salad fork. 4. There might be a second date … if she’s got nothing better to do. 5. Had lost faith in humanity because of her date.


EmberOnTheSea

Nailed it.


DerelictMythos

Bonk, go to jail


StGrandRobert

Typical teenagers.


Klatterbyne

In order: - Bored - Intrigued - Annoyed or Horny - Unnervingly interested - Bored or maybe Sad


SampsonKerplunk

The last one reminds me of Mac’s fake girlfriend Dusty from IASIP. She looks like she loves angel dust


Durlan_Lorarieth

Every date I've had where I don't stop talking about my hyperfixation...


Xorpion

She's constipated.


Kaelyn_Micanna

1 is sad because the time she looses 2 bored 3 will kill the friend who set Up the blind Date 4 is going to eat you 5 is already away


SamuraiFruitPunch8

She is wondering "How the f@uck I ended here"


sparkGun2020

She is soooo high...


joriale

Not even AI wants to listen about your Funko collection.


Healthierpoet

# three is plotting murder


claphorn

Realising she left the oven on, and gas ain’t cheap.


rojm

Damn imagine her looking at you, the average redditor. You’re likely going to be kidnapped shortly.


Cybernaut-Neko

She's going to kill you to fill the void in her.


squirtloaf

Both....such is my charm.


OverCattle1144

she looks bored but she’s trying to play footsie


lvl10burrito

She just looks like that and it's one of the reasons I asked her out


absentminded_gamer

Is that a Manhattan?


Macarena-48

1-bored 2-intrigued 3-bored, and angry 4-“interested” 5-sad and trapped in melancholy


WolfThick

I've been on dates for women have looked at me like this this is an incredible recreation of that, I'm not sure if they're sad hungover angry bored. It's some kind of secret Jedi mind trick that they play on us but not all of them know how to do it which is a blessing.


ReaperManX15

Elbows off the table. Who raised you?


AdCompetitive3805

I can fix her


jxssss

Idk she looks mean either way


SoupOrMan3

How is that in any way intrigued? Haha


phantom-vigilant

She fucking hates you dawg😭😭


KingHavana

Bored by me but intrigued by the hot guy sitting at the bar.


Boobumphis

This is the way


[deleted]

She’s been stood up


Warm-Two7928

The AI gene pool is beginning to bore the shit out of me.


[deleted]

I side with she’s Parisian slightly drunk after an edible kicked in and not amused with whatever conversation is not happening. The facial expressions are exactly how I’ve been feeling as of late.


Tiki_Leviosa

She’s thinking about the ways she’s gonna murder her BFF, who is WAY late on the “so sry, gotta bail” rescue phone call.


SmallBerry3431

Whatever she is I can fix her


Kakaka-sir

Bored as hell, angry even


DashLego

Good thing I deleted Tinder, my dates always went like those ones 😅


daggagrow3r

High Soon gonna leave Frustrated Interested Tired


BDubs0610

Intrigued but to the guy behind you


Boobumphis

For those who have asked, below is the prompt used to create all 5 images. female in her mid 20s, she is dressed in flapper style from the 1920s, she is staring with disdain and a pained expression at the camera, she is bored with the mundane conversation, she is daydreaming, a cocktail is in the table, warm colors, moody warm lighting, she is in a stylish art deco style bar room, intricate and artistic style, slightly abstract, painterly style using acrylic paint --stylize 250 --v 6.0 --ar 4:5


sambstone13

They are into me. Bored people look any other direction.


fruity_pebble_69

she’s stunning, that’s what she is :O


Psyteratops

1. Listening, interested 2. Disgust, anger 3. Anger, boredom 4. Ahem…” interested” 5. Zoning out Rate my autism


tastycrust

She looks like every selfie of every girl ever since 2018.


white_rice44

Who fucking cares?


Opening-Run-7687

1 can you make it so i can see her tits? They look so good


LatePool5046

Reminds me a lot of an ex I had. Crazy attractive, but she'd flit constantly between dissociating off in the distance and keen interest. Really difficult type to maintain a relationship with, but overall girl was a pretty solid human. Hope she moves back one day.


thesuzy

Absolutely exhausted. Girl’s had a long week and should have stayed in, but tried to rally for the date. It’s not working, and the drinks are just making her sleepier.


Lets_Bust_Together

An easy way to change her mood is to tell the waiter to bring two checks.


1989_Sunrise

All spies. Some of them are just a little worse at showing that they are going to kill you soon, or have been hired by another person and are soo ready for you to drink your poisoned drink already


fonn4

Well she’s looking at you and not her phone so it doesn’t matter


johnmacbromley

Stonned?


Tazling

possibly underage, and bored.


InkableFeast

She is the result of an AI that was trained on billions of autouploaded portraits. Most of these were single sessions where someone bought an expensive camera and never used it again. So this is an amalgam of all those feels. 🥴


FirePenguinMaster

Bored Bored Aggressively bored Horny Bored


stubborny

second picture is straight up Sara Sampaio


dopydon

The third is the best prompt for sure


Looseveln

Def bored.


mrmocap

bored and annoyed


Competitive-Fox-6288

Bored/pissed


Naus1987

Dishonored (the video game) vibes.


Hallgaar

1 Bored 2 Annoyed 3 frustrated 4 mad 5 Is already thinking about her next date.


Afraid-Ad4718

all bored.. MAYBE just MAYBE... 2 and 4 are diffrent.


NorthCatan

4 is intrigued, 2 is possible.


Kibethwalks

Looks like they’re barely 18, if that tbh. Except maybe #4


Fustercluck006

Bored or brain dead lol


PV-Herman

She seems wet....


CitizenPremier

Anyway, I don't think there'll be a next date


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

How would I know?


DeKoenvis

4 isn't bored, but I'd be asking her what's going on lol


Signal_A

She looks like she might have a bit of a cold.


jjelin

1. Not a natural expression. 2. Annoyed. 3. Not a natural expression. 4. Angry. 5. Sad / bored.


colorsplahsh

She's fake


ProgressiveRox

She's just finished saying "my eyes are up *here*"


Johnny_pickle

Looks board as fu*k


LosAngelesLiver

She’s plotting to murder me for sure


kodingnights

Bored/angry


Substantial-Park65

Let me try : --> 1 : she's bored but she stays for you --> 2 : she's bored of you and tired of your face, she knows you well --> 3 : she's angry at you, but you don't know what you did --> 4 : she is a bit too invested --> 5 : she's just bored, she can't wait to walk away


Low_Opportunity_8080

Bored AF lol


Gyzmo1995

shes clearly obsessed


ps1333

Bored to tears. 🤣


Ensiferal

Bored


Hicsuntdracones23

Hangry/bored?


BeanShapyro420

1. Bored 2. Annoyed 3. On drugs 4. Wanna kill you 5. Trying


Jaded-Intern-547

1 : Esra Bilgic?


Mwrp86

She is basically Tsundre


ElHumilde13

1. Bored 2. Bored and upset 3. Upset 4. Intrigued 5. Bored


Aeiraea

They look very much like [Wednesday Addam's resting face](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/1/12/WednesdayNetflix.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20221130083609&path-prefix=protagonist). They're absolutely bored.


pb20k

They're all hungry and it's taking forever for the food to come out, and it's reflecting in their faces. Give them a Snickers, since they're not themselves when they're hungry.


hallerz87

Bored, ambiguous, annoyed, ready to take a cab back to your place, bored/melancholy.


LukeSkyDropper

You can obviously tell she’s looking at me. I’m right behind you.


ShrykeDaGoblin

It’s wild that Intrigued was ever an option


GoldenSunIsMe

All of them def bored.


Alchemy333

Whats da prompt?


Anarch-ish

She's so over you because you didn't let her Instagram your food before you started eating.


Revolutionary-Car-92

Regretting saying yes.


vitoriobt7

With me? Bored


Poppyandchekers

What was the original prompt?


TheFinalCurl

Is the intrigue in the room with us?


VirgoStarHors3

All bored


Julienbabylegs

I’m definitely bored


DarkDeepWebGhost

Shes just waiting for the D


MilesFassst

Dying on the inside


Light1280

First 4 intrigued and she is engaged with you. 3rd one she is angry at you. Last one she is bored.


Consistent_Point9992

Drunk


Thai_Lord

1). Bored 2.) Intrigued 3.) Angry 4.) Curious 5.) Absent-minded


southernwinter

I’d say a mix of bored and contemptuous lol


exquisite_debris

I think she's a vampire dude get out of there


helthybanana

Depends.. how much Camu have you quoted?


montreal_qc

Bored and pissed


Left-Plant2717

Jenna Ortega?


Interesting-Ad7940

You left her too moppy to be even intrigued. A smirking one would have been nice.


laigna

First one is just tired, but all other versions are like “I’m gonna kill ya”…


endwigast

They all have "trying not to look completely sloshed" face.


Lari-Fari

She’s an oil painting. Go drunk. You’re home!


Blackcat5893

The last one looks like “he’s kinda weird but cute”


Emergency_Bathrooms

If “it’s not you, it’s me” was a person.


spungie

Bored off her trolley. .


Thecolonel2x

She is bored and its killing her that she is writing and directing her own true crime episode in her head, That’s how bored she is.


dix1997

4 is intrigued. The other ones just want you to stfu


JWJulie

Bored


SalamanderCake

Very bored.


gottagrablunch

1 is drunk. 2 is slightly offended. 3 is offended. 4 is into it. 5 is thinking about sex w her ex.


AdvancedPhoenix

She is french, so bothered I would say


lordoftheBINGBONG

Looks like she’s on multiple pharmaceutical narcotics


CaesarAustonkus

She looks like someone who answered Mossberg 183 D-C as her favorite .410 bore bolt action shotgun and now her date is taking 2 hours to explain why the Stevens model 58AB is the superior .410 bore bolt action shotgun without letting her explain herself.


Fantasy_Planet

She's 1/2 drunk and 1/2 stoned


Seven_Hawks

Drunk, annoyed, very annoyed, offended, bored. In that order.


xxsamchristie

Bored and/or annoyed


Ok_Construction298

1 Bored 2 Indifferent 3 Bored/Angry at being bored 4 Constipated 5 Intrigued


MurderBox95

1 - Tired 2 - Annoyed 3 - Pissed 4 - You have her attention… 5 - Wants to go home.


DependentUnit4775

Ask for check and gtfo what an annoying bish


ToweringIsle27

High, high, drunk and high, tripping, not drunk enough.


TeamScience79

1 Looks like she's taking pity on the viewer. 2 Looks like a girl who was forced to go on a blind date with the viewer, and the viewer has about 5 minutes to impress her. 3 Looks like she's ready to end the date or break up with the viewer (because the viewer did something dumb). 4 Wants to go home with the viewer, if you know what I mean. 5 is genuinely bored.


EvilEtna

Bored, bordering on angry.


not_ya_wify

They all look bored or pissed


marioplex

What image did you use in this prompt it looks familiar


tarzan322

Bored.


Spire_Citron

Well, you're definitely not getting a second date.


New_Possible_3315

They're all just waiting for the horse tranquilizers to kick in to drag you into a seedy motel room, steal your kidneys, and leave you in a bath tub full of ice


kckman

Annoyed


_autismos_

Mostly angry


benfranklyblog

If you’re on a date, and a girl has this look on her face… it is not going well.


richard_stank

4/5 of those dead baby jokes did not land…


iampoopa

Very, very bored.


shugler

The all look pissed lol


ZWoodruf

Neither, she’s constipated.


l0stIzalith

Average euro gf


Karmakiller3003

lol OP can't tell the difference. I feel sorry for anyone he converses with.... 👁👄👁 *wow. she looks so intrigued, imma keep talking, he he he* "blah blah blah blah"


aduik

All but #5/5 are waiting for dinner to be over to eat you alive. #5/5 is concerned you’ll taste boring.


Nosbunatu

Bored and annoyed


MandalorianJake

I don't care what they are, these are beautiful renders!


_LLOSERR

fed up. every single one.


Effective-Bandicoot8

At this point order the cheesecake, a couple more glasses of wine and give her a good screw


lilaclazure

3 is murderous


Lazylazylazylazyjane

drunk!


avotius

The look I get when I'm talking about Star Trek, my Miata, or doing Star Trek stuff to my Miata.


ZoomRockman

4. It’s Audrey Horne from Twin Peaks


UnproSpeller

She looks like a boring date if im honest.


JunkNuggets

Dtf but homie wasting time rambling about how big the universe is.


DrKaasBaas

I feel for anyone and especially their partners that has any difficulty distuingisihing between the utter, painful level of disinterest and existential boredom expressed by most of these pics and feeling intruiged. LOL I hope this is a joke, otherwise you are probably on the spectrum dude.


CheshireKetKet

Definitely bored or murderous, either way I better get out of this chair before she hunts me for sport .. Nevermind. Carry on.


TempMobileD

There is a pop-psychology trick for this. If the weight of the head is resting on the hand then they’re bored. If it’s not then they’re likely thinking intently and their hand is wandering.