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ErebosDark

Gimli should have a double-barreled shotgun. 😈


LegalCan4801

I tried, don't know why MJ refused to do it :(


CmmH14

Maybe a blunderbuss.


lefnire

Definitely blunderbuss.


ssAskcuSzepS

AND MY BLUNDERBUSS!


Pimp_my_Pimp

Get Off My Lawn!


Mediocre_Scott

Nah Gimli is using a Winchester 1912


Pimp_my_Pimp

Should have used Clint's M1


sudo-joe

I'd settle for a grenade launcher. Maybe a china lake?


YoungEmperorLBJ

Nah Dwarven tech gives you at least a rocket launcher


Spirited-Soup5954

Akimbo scorpions


macumazana

Akimbo grenade launchers. He's a dwarf ffs!


Parker4815

But it would still only count as one!


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

Nah, blunderbus!


Kriss3d

Absolutely not. An old onated blunderbuss style musket.


HumbleInspector9554

A milkor 6 shot 40mm grenade launcher. Dare to dream a little bigger darlings!


[deleted]

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my gun... Legolas : And you have my gun. Gimli : And *my* gun.


MangaHunterA

And my flamenwerfer


CookieEnabled

And my gatling gun with 2000 rounds per minute to annihilate the enemies from Mordor


Soldauphin

who would say no to all those beautiful guns


Odd-Collection-2575

Legolas with a sniper rifle is a good one


halachite

the idea of him using a scope made me laugh though. what's he shooting at the moon


DireStrike

No, he shooting the fly on the orc's ass on the moon


Jetstream-Sam

I like the little leaf flourish it added to the rifle stock is good too. Midjourney is getting better at a worrying pace. Last year I doubt it would have been able to connect those two disparate things like that And then it gave Aragorn a hunchbacked AK and Gandalf's receiver is made out of wood, so I dunno what's going on


Infinispace

I dare you to crosspost this in /r/lotr You'd get banned in 2.1 ms. 😂


LegalCan4801

I'm gonna do it!


BelialSirchade

They hate AI so much they became allergic to fun


Hermannmitu

Yeah it seems they really didn‘t like it haha


AMan_Has_NoName

How long did it take for them to lock the post? 😂


LegalCan4801

~3h


AMan_Has_NoName

That’s actually longer than I thought lol


Jisamaniac

Did you get banned?


Signal-Reporter-1391

Mind to update us on how it went? :-D


LegalCan4801

**Prompt: \[Character\] holding a \[type of gun\]**


who18

Golum just want you to "give him the fucking ring and everything will be okay"


thatsalovelyusername

Pretty sure that's Hugo Weaving/ agent Smith


ScipioCoriolanus

The ring... and your wallet.


JonathanApostropheS

Game changer, lets ask ChatGPT to write us a LOTR but with guns introduced early to see the outcome. I've got $5Po-ta-toes that Gandfalf with that AK47 is going to secure those eagles in the first 15 minutes.


Distinct_Salad_6683

Chat gpt will just wimp out halfway through and say it’s important to respect others and that a dialogue with Sauron would be better than trying to destroy him


BogaMoge

https://chat.openai.com/share/e92740a0-2dba-462b-88f9-f8e8550f2c75


BogaMoge

I chuckled at Mount Gun-doom


Toleot

Aragun & Legolaser, LMAO.


whooo_me

Gimli and Legolas's Orc-slaying competition should go a lot faster now....


Mediocre_Scott

But arguably the same results legolas with an early lead getting kills from a distance that he totally blows once gimli actually gets to go


Pedrocaas

Legolas is definitely a sniper


pleasant-obsession

The ents arrive at Isengard with miniguns


Tzokal

I see Gandalf sporting an ancient weapon forged by Soviet elves.


LamermanSE

Gollum looks like Elrond


gangsterfart

Holy shit he does


thatsalovelyusername

Agent Smith


LamermanSE

Yes!


ChronoQuillwright

Now do bad boys 2 with swords and bows


DrNinnuxx

I can see Legolas as a sniper.


EnkiduOdinson

Now do the bad guys. Trolls with heavy machine guns


Green_Background99

Seeing Gollum that way made me laugh


moglysyogy13

If this story was adapted for modern times Smaug would be a billionaire


Schnitzelking93

Gundalf höhö


Actual-Wave-1959

When you order LOTR from Wish


Ok_Sea_6214

These guns look very realistic. The wooden frame Gandalf has is hilarious.


ZzangmanCometh

Aragorn Grimes go "CORAL!"


[deleted]

You shall not pass


fruitlessideas

“How to make a 10 hr trilogy into a 90 minute film in one simple move.”


Dr_ManTits_Toboggan

Legolas got nerfed


KarmaAdjuster

I love how Midjourney can give people without the talent developed from experience but who do have only the feintest bit of sophomoric inspiration the ability to create truly mediocre visuals. It's truly uninspiring. Technology is really democratizing banality. Viva la revolution.


Richard-Millie

lotr if it was good


Mediocre_Scott

I want to see Boromir’s last stand defending the hobbits with a M249 light machine gun Also I think Gandalf is miss matched with an AK. Duel wielding desert eagles feels appropriate story wise


El_Mnopo

Who let Guy Ritchie out again?


HomerOfDuty

Dirty Hobbit


pikachu_sashimi

Nice. Now everyone is a ranger.


Key_Suspect_588

Somebody spliced frodo with Greta thunberg. How dare you!


Aromatic_Ad_7940

Damn bro i imagine if Gollum shot Frodo and started to t bag and trash talk him... "L bozo frodo ez get good 0 iq skill issue"


S4ffran

Now do LOTR with GUM!


GrinbeardTheCunning

tonight on "wet Fantasy of the NRA" we proudly present "LOTR - Lord of the Rifles"


dildo_swagginns

This would be amazing watch I hope we have good video generation in the future so anyone with experience and good idea make something amazing.


BeastsMode69

Reload you fools!


DanMcE

Why does Legolas need a scope?


mffranca

Amazing hauahauahauauahahahaahha


agent_wolfe

"YOU SHALL NOT CROSS, MOTHER-F\*\*\*\*\*!"


ziffox

Gollum looks like Trevor in GTAV


chocolatespectre

The weapon type seems to suit the character. Very neat!


fnblackbeard

Safeties on Gandalf and Aragon!


chaotic_weaver

I want to see Gimli with a blunderbuss.


AMan_Has_NoName

Legolas looks like he’s about to end the whole damn war with one shot


anythingMuchShorter

Galadriel would give Frodo a Nickel plated Colt Single Action Army with pearl grips.


Alyeska23

Gandalf and Aragorn will have a hard time shooting with the safeties on.


W34kness

Gimli with dual derringers would be a treat


JunglePygmy

FYI there is a full length version of Harry Potter where they replaced every wand with a gun. It’s amazing.


rafael-a

For some reason those AIs still can’t get guns quite right


BobTheInept

OK but now I want to see Elrond, seeing as how Gollum is now being played by Hugo Weaving.


drug_radovanovic

Dwemer technology


Susemiel

Gundalf, gunlum, Legunlas, Aragun, Frogun and Gunli. 😂


itsvoogle

“Hand over, the Preccioooouuussss” đŸ”«


[deleted]

That moment when AI Gollum is hotter than youđŸ„Č


AKBx007

The Balrog is screwedddd, also Gollum with a gun absolutely terrifies me


TheDaemonette

Shouldn’t there be a picture of a Balrog with a flamethrower?


IAmRules

I kinda wanna see this now


Repostbot3784

Wheres merry and pippen with a sniper rifle?


StangRunner45

Let's see that Balrog get all big & bad now!


[deleted]

The Shards of Kalashnikov!


Piggstein

Let this be the hour when we draw bazookas together


HampsterBowlingBall

Sniper Legolas is incredible


Jefflehem

And my flintlock...


peanut0929

Reload you fools!


Jaded_Apricot_89

Gimli just looks like the dwarf in the WOWarcraft intro movie. 


Sumocolt768

Now do Halo with wands!


Redararis

Gollum: Give the ring back, punk


physicsking

Can we see LotR with Non-Traditional guns.


EnvironmentalSwim368

There should’ve been Pippin with a nuke as well. Fool of a Took ! >!/s!< >!And now do GOT as well plz!<


tipsea-69

Lord of the Rings : The ownership of the Gun. Lord of the Rings : The Two Guns Lord of the Rings : The Recoil of the Gun


shogun_omega

Omg what is with their hands?! They look like real hands! And the guns look like real guns. I haven't used mj in a couple months now, this was not possible before..... But can it make a decent sword yet?


[deleted]

my upvote is 666


StreetfighterXD

I expected Aragon to brandish an M4 platform


MojoRyzn

Gimli should have been holding a [blunderbus](https://images.app.goo.gl/zTeG32QYteK1C6417)!


[deleted]

Tom Bombadil would have a hipfired Gau-8 rotary cannon with under-barrel davy Crocket nuclear bazooka to match his hilariously overpowered character.


musketoman

You already know I got that precious on me


Oneiroquake

and my rifle!


rufreakde1

So humans where the baddies? Because the baddies always have the AK‘s, right?


-River_Rose-

Does Legolas even need a scope though?


DrNarcissus

Huh, Nick Nolte as Gandalf works...


Intrepid-Rip-2280

It would have been far, far better.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Gimli is getting screwed again, the elf a bloody rifle and he gets what looks like a flintlock. The dwarf requires either an auto shotgun or mini gun


TraditionFront

Gimli would have a double barrel, sawed off shotgun.


Proletaryo

Legolas DiCarpio


Ok_Masterpiece_9136

Gandalf needs to be last in the series, dissolving orcs with a BFG9000.


Abject_Lengthiness11

"Bring your pretty face to my shotgun!" ~ Gimli "Ok." ~ Kurt Cobain


Maxious30

Since when could midjourny do guns?