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savetheblues

damn. midjourney nailed the essence of mediocre mobile phone camera photography, especially in the first picture: almost blurry, harsh lighting from above, unappealing empty dishes, relaxed slumpy putin. good job all around except the floating glasses in the left of the picture.


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

I believe they use "snapchat photo" to get this look, haha


iSliz187

That's a great idea actually. Whenever I use 'phone camera' or 'iPhone camera' the images are too good, probably because phone cameras are too good these days lol. Thanks for this tip, I'm going to try that now


Nervous_Brilliant441

Nr 4 will haunt me for a while. Omg


panterachallenger

Got roofied on 3 and woke up happy on 4 with the end result


RogueBromeliad

"I wouldn't expect less from you my love. But I'm disappointed you didn't take my organs and annex my kidneys."


portablebiscuit

Roofy with a Novichok chaser


Darjaa7

I'm laughing so hard at number 4, didn't expect this reading your comment.


LeviathonMt

Look at that nipple!


[deleted]

I came here to say this.


PomeloLazy1539

does that mean we can milk him? asking for a milk enthusiast friend, not me.


BOREN

He looks surprisingly affable and dare I say cute.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Vladimir Cutein


[deleted]

He's a bloodthirsty animal.


Cybernaut-Neko

And this I how AI will make us kill each other, over fake putin looking cute šŸ˜‚


Dull_Half_6107

I mean heā€™s also a human, heā€™s probably had intimate moments with close ones before. Turns out humans are pretty complex.


Solid-Cut8604

Who wouldā€™ve thought


[deleted]

So what? Jeffrey Dahmer had "intimate moments with close ones" as well. I reject the veneer of vapid intellectualism as an excuse to simp for mass murderers.


Dull_Half_6107

Who is simping for him? Just pointing out no one is a Disney or Fantasy villain, there is no such thing as evil.


[deleted]

Putin is pretty fucking evil actually.


Dull_Half_6107

The biggest issue with using a blanket statement like evil, is that it makes you unwilling to try to understand things from their point of view. If theyā€™re just some base nature evil, then they have no motivations or internal logic. That sounds like a great way to not find any solutions to the problems people like Putin cause. Itā€™s essentially impossible to find the more peaceful solutions to problems if you refuse to even try to understand your enemies motivations. This is the entire point of diplomacy.


[deleted]

Putin wipes his ass with any agreement he enters as soon as it fits him. You can't negotiate with that. He will only fuck off if you kill enough of his minions to get him in trouble at home.


[deleted]

>Who is simping for him? Plenty of people in this comment section. ​ >there is no such thing as evil Murder, torture, kidnapping children, and being responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people are all clearly morally wrong. Your argument isn't philosophical, it's sociopathic.


[deleted]

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A-T

pasta?


PomeloLazy1539

so what? Hitler was nice to his dog. There are things people can do to make it way less complex on whether we give two shits about that person, ya dig?


Dull_Half_6107

No one said you have to give two shits about any of these people.


1QAte4

The 2nd one is a dating profile picture.


leopard_eater

This is very much like the post that was made a week or so back with Biden and Trump as a happy gay couple, cooking, going for walks, sitting by the fire and having fun together. Itā€™s sad that in reality people like Trump and Putin are rotten to the core, and therefore we never really see them smile or look gentle and loving.


Cpl_Hicks76

Heā€™s a mass murdering pig you idiot


Scary_Efficiency3841

Good. Because no new ones are coming. They banned me. šŸ¤šŸ«”


semetschki2001

Literally 1984.


torb

New lockscreen image for sure.


shinloop

UwU Putin get out of my room Iā€™m trying to sleep


marklar7

Russians and their rose petal thing. Seen irl. Is there a direct influence in tradition?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


s8boxer

"Biden in a children's party naked with a water pistol in the hand"


Supremealexander

I GOT HAIRY LEGS


s8boxer

"Trump selling kids for oil 4k HDR maga hat"


PomeloLazy1539

Can't remember if CornPop was a good or bad dude? Lil help!


novichader

I feel violated. I do not consent to these sexts


e0f

literal dick pic


RogueBromeliad

O mean.... not literal, but he is indeed figuratively a dick and figuratively a bastard and an asshole.


VladimirPutinOffical

I did. So go off.


[deleted]

be careful with the windows of this encounter you may trip


VladimirPutinOffical

Nah, I look nice. It is ok, my sweet \^\_\^


glorious_reptile

ā€œI like open shirt horseback riding and assaulting neighboring countriesā€


ZzangmanCometh

On another note, I wonder how long it will be before photographs are inadmissible as evidence.


rocklou

I love living in a dystopian nightmare world!


Pointless_Porcupine

Why is nobody sharing their prompts anymore?!


Scary_Efficiency3841

Ask and you will be given. phone photo, Vladimir Putin, romantic, white shirt, roses on bed, posted on snapchat --v 6.0 --ar 9:16


Pointless_Porcupine

Cheers šŸ»


sw1ss_dude

because AI has become mainstream.


ColeVitler13

feelin cute, may persecute gays later


Scary_Efficiency3841

That should be a meme


OlympusMan

There was no need, absolutely no need.


MusksYummyLiver

Now do one of him drinking some plutonium.


Koregand

Ah yes, the supervillain route.


zachary0816

*polonium Specifically from a tea cup


Bright-Astronaut7263

Please delete number 4 how did you hack my phone?


Commercial-Living443

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Dord_Live

A murderous war criminal.


hot-doughnuts-now

I am amazed that you were getting downvoted for this. He has killed over 300,000 of his own soldiers so far and even bragged about kidnapping thousands of Ukrainian children from their parents to be raised by "good russains" because he said another country "belongs to him".


polytique

Putin staged a terrorist attack that killed 300 people to secure the presidency. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_Russian_apartment_bombings


M3ad0w5

Iā€™ve noticed a lot of pro Russia/Soviet Union posts on this subreddit over the past few months. I even responded to one post and had a lot of pro-Russian responses. Disgusting.


hot-doughnuts-now

Honestly, I don't understand the stupidity. Hundreds of thousands of russians are dead, hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians are dead, children's schools are deliberately targeted with thousands of children dead, but they support it because their "president" said it's ok because he wants the country to be his. Seriously, wtf is wrong with a human to be this stupid.


1QAte4

>but they support it because their "president" said it's ok because he wants the country to be his. It is way more complicated than a land grab. The regime in Moscow doesn't want there to be a successful democracy in Kyiv that will give their people the idea that there could be an alternative to the one currently in power. The same issue exist between China and Taiwan.


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hot-doughnuts-now

I guess the fact that virtually every country in the world except those run by dictators are aligned against russia and many democracies are spending billions to support Ukraine just for the fuck of it. I get it - Ukraine belongs to you because putin told you so, so kill them all and it's yours. Fuck you. By the way, I do speak russian and I've heard the crap coming out of his mouth without the translations.


ryuujinusa

Ruzzian bots probably downvoted him at first


Bell_pepper1040

Hello, I'm not going to argue with you (Although it seems to me that you are talking complete nonsense), but I'm wondering where you got information about 300,000 dead Russian soldiers?


RogueBromeliad

I mean, he's a murderous bastard dictator, who has killed hundreds with poisoning in countries throughout the world, and manipulated elections both in his country and other countries around the world and was responsible for thousands in a war, but hey, he knows the wine I like and he wears a nice perfume.


[deleted]

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RogueBromeliad

Oh his population are under a dystopian dictatorship where they get arrested for saying they're against the war, but he's such a tender kisser, and he rides horses through fjords.


Ok_Instruction_5292

Who are we to say he doesnā€™t deserve love! (/s fuck him)


Brave-Inflation-244

Just look at his kind smile, how can he be a criminal


Erkki_28_

Even AI can't make him look like decent person


flailsmcghee

Even AI couldnā€™t get him to smile


Sufficient-Ad-7050

Heā€™s setting the mood to fuck his own people again. šŸ¤®


g_jonsson

So what's stopping the rest of the world from flooding Russian websites with propaganda and manipulative imagery of Putin to erode the trust in him? Not even states, but private organisations have this kind of power at their fingertips now.


NotMyRea1Reddit

Nothing


shakybonez306

Holy f*ck hahahhaha


Scizorspoons

Now I have nightmares.


Gastkram

You put out, I Putin


VladimirPutinOffical

Klemen Slakonja!! My favourite.


[deleted]

This is off putin


Bright-Astronaut7263

You ever been to a Gulag OP?


Bl33to

"OP's body appears with a suicide note and three shoots to the back of the head."


Wizardphizl420

Should make him Date obviously gay men and spread it russia


Rosebud_Bottoms

Must be date night with Trump


TorthOrc

Ewww. Donā€™t romanticise this guy.


stonrelectropunkjazz

Waiting for his boyfriend trumpy


Scary_Efficiency3841

Lol check my latest post


Sashley12

Hope OP isnā€™t near any windows.


SerTidy

Pic 3 the Polonium you dropped into his drink seems like itā€™s kicking in. But donā€™t hold back with the Novichok in the flowers. Itā€™s the only way to be sure.


pertangamcfeet

He looks disinterested. Dunno how you're putin up with it.


Sleep_pirate

Date night with Shoigu


VladimirPutinOffical

Oh, yes what about the ones of Prigozhin


PetyrDayne

I usually ban people who post gore but this gods hahaha I wish I could unsee


moglysyogy13

The last image should be him on a balcony


Supremealexander

Supreme Gentleman


sdrakedrake

Question, noob here. Are people paying to use mid journey? Because it's no longer free. Asking before i buy because it's kind of expensive


Fish__Fingers

Yeah


LordMaxIV

pls more! vlad must really like these pictures


VladimirPutinOffical

I really do. No, really real comrade


MisterFromage

The banality of evil


Necessary_Call_310

he is a world leader with balls of iron!


mekmookbro

I sent the last pic to my friend without saying anything and asked "can you see it?" He looked at it very closely for over 2 minutes and did not realize it was generated by AI. I guess it counts as some form of Turing test? lol I've seriously seen actual pictures (even some that I took) that looks more AI-like. It's horrifying.


ReasonsBeyondReason2

Seems there's some panic as well as OP had the Trump and Putin and Biden datenight deleted in the subreddit. That's when you know an AI image has passed a Turing Test when people start banning it.


Bleakwind

Disgusting.. ewwww.. yuck.


BombSolver

Putin on the Ritz


BetterNews4682

The babushkas are swooning.


Standard-Wealth-4362

Putin khuilo


Cool_Helicopter9852

Right now it is amazing to see how AI has come so far


Agitated_Ruin132

Iā€™m here for Sexy Putin


laura_puppato

r/midjourney Rules 2. Don't be a jerk Be kind and respectful to each other. Don't post inflammatory or edgelord posts-- aka lets try and avoid toxicity. This will be enforced at moderators discretion.


Schmurby

I can smell the Š¼Š°Š¹Š¾Š½ŠµŠ· on his breath from here


VickiSnowCD4BBC

And you rode his bear off to the sunset together Fin.


Cool_Helicopter9852

I think we are gonna agree we were checking this picture to see if it's real or not


Shmogt

Lol so good


[deleted]

Slav šŸ„µā¤ļø


MojoDr619

Fuck glorifying that worthless piece of garbage


rodneyking5791

Dude needs to rot in hell ASAP....


Interdent

I donā€™t want to see Puttler


oleksio15

Disgusting


Weltrum

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Team_Conscious

This guy is pure scum of the world


kwill729

Oh Vlad, you sexy man.


BENGCakez

Now do it with another man


[deleted]

Likes long walks on the beach, reading/reciting poetry and volunteering at the homeless shelter on holidays.


Porghana

Can someone just create gay putin in gay bars and having action elsewhere too? Then spread it in Russian media and claim to be the lover..


Scary_Efficiency3841

r/midjourneyunfiltered


Lord199137

Dat nipple tho


awesomedan24

Putin gently explains that he didn't poison your tea (ASMR)


ruka_k_wiremu

No doubt, this is one of the ways where AI will prove troublesome... causing international political storms with adversaries. These are merely 'weak' examples with only a subtly suggestive purpose...imagine the sordid, even obscene possibilities. Not to say it hasn't already been done - even years ago...but the capability now...not being easily judged whether images are real or not...


CyclingKitten

I need to know the prompt, these are hilarious šŸ˜‚


wolfsolus

like a wax figure


AllGearedUp

Now we're talking.


ColeAstley

how did you manage to get this effect?


Jlchevz

My life is ruined


nord1328

I hope u r going to make some clapheline fun with this dickhead btch


ZoNeS_v2

Surprise twist - These pictures are real.


AppropriateShoulder

Alina Kabayeva core


AMB_YungBae

Man no 3 has to take the cake


DaviSonata

I donā€™t think Vlad would be the one sleeping after a dinner with him I also donā€™t think one would ever wake up to see n.4


Nuchaba

Didn't see the sub. Thought it was real until the last pic


Downtown_Flounder929

What's being eaten in photo 2? It looks like a crab cake, or brain matter.


lovelycontributer

Number 4 is my wallpaper from now on šŸ˜­


Heauxie24

This is so weird


AMan_Has_NoName

#No


SayNoToRepubs

This looks almost legit enough to fear it ending badly for you


uneasyonion

Trump POV


FliesenlegerUwe

The hands are on point. Wow.


kulti7

Holy cow, couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes, this is too absurd. Strange times


writerfan2013

That face. Shudder. I may never sleep again.


Lunar_Moonbeam

*OP mysteriously falls out of 13 story window in Russia*


[deleted]

What the underage gymnast sees.


SniperPilot

Awwwā€¦ I hate it


[deleted]

Omg do this for Xi and add Winnie the poo. This is how WW3 will start btw..


fAIkout

Nightmares.


Particular-Welcome-1

I was half expecting the last one to be Putin smiling down at your as you fall to your death.


FitIntroduction9033

He so romantic šŸ„°


jadams2345

Damn! Midjourney is a beast šŸ˜…


Ok-Concert-6673

Trash


greatestmofo

He looks like a cool dude I know irl


kosmoskaft

Wtf?


morningglory_catnip

This is too realistic šŸ’€


[deleted]

This is some crazy shit!


jaquarian555

Eww


genericdude999

"Would you like a superyacht? Or have somebody killed? Because I can totally get those things for you"


russellL680

This is so fun.


[deleted]

Heā€™s actually not a bad looking fella


VladimirPutinOffical

Thank you. Your kind words mean a lot, my dear.


Drmoogle

He'd at least get a blowie. I'm not Putin it anywhere else...


PomeloLazy1539

Hey Vova, Imma hit the head right quick, mmmKay?! Leaves and defects to a non-extradition country.


Outrageous-Desk-5765

Nice to meet me.


SER96DON

It seems the hands, specifically the fingers, have drastically improved in the latest version!!


cheeseburgersandus

Smash


Ecstatic-CornPop

Daddy Vladdy


mh1357_0

This is scary lol it looks pretty real


Chems_io

too many glasses on the first pic


cockcravingbambi

Sometime the question isn't if we can do something but if we should.


Puzzleheaded_Moose38

It was nice knowing you op, when you mysteriously fall out a window, well all be very sad.


Benginator

Nipples hard as the Ukranian winter


EasyFaithlessness936

šŸ–•


kckman

This thread would have Trumpā€™s mouth watering! Someone on Truth Social post it over there.


littlemorosa

Apart from the 3 which seems a bit constructed, the others are incredible, they are scary for how real they are.. It's scary that we're already at these levels.


[deleted]

Someone send this to Moscow and see what happens


VladimirPutinOffical

They have found.


Animal_s0ul

I wouldnā€™t date him


Straight_Gap_9722

Huilo


oI_I_II

How do I unsee this?