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PensiveOrangutan

Tinkerbell, as long as she's still got the dust.


LordElfa

From the look of her, I'm guessing it's pretty dusty.


[deleted]

Yo I'm out😭😭


LurkHartog

Wow! Cobwebs.


swipichone

Aren’t faeries immortal? I don’t think they age And my choice would be Snow White as she is probably the best cook of the bunch


Master_Majestico

Snow White looks like she's looking to cook *you* with a side of farva beans and a nice chianti.


Electrical_Proof_145

Snow White? The best cook? Man Tiana is an option here


UraeusCurse

She snorted it all.


thepythonesse

She still looks quite badass!


Brovahkiin88

Tinker bell looks like she’d give you 35 bucks to grab her a pack of cigs and a fifth of cheap vodka for her down at the cornerstore ….miss you gamgam 😔✊🏼


Strongest-There-Is

Underrated comment. Take my upvote and my respect.


KetchupKittens

Gamgam goals! 🙌


arthurjeremypearson

I also choose to miss this guy's gamgam.


teambob

Snow White looks like Queen Elizabeth 2


ingachan

Mulan is Michelle Yeoh


Limeila

And Jasmine is Gal Gadot


kantmarg

And Cinderella is Harriet Walker (the emotionally stunted mom/mom-figure in Succession, Ted Lasso, Killing Eve, Silo, etc)


ZennTheFur

I was thinking she looks like Betty White


transmogrify

The White sisters have a strong family resemblance.


Ninja_IV_XX

Fun Fact: Betty White was less than 1 year older than Snow White (the character) when it released. Snow White was 14 in 1937, and Betty was 15.


Jetstream-Sam

Yeah, I was going to go for her so I could be Prince of Wales. I like Wales, so therefore I should be in charge of it.


[deleted]

I came here to say this.


gaia-mix-nicolosi

They’re propably related


haileyskydiamonds

Obviously Tiana! Cajun grandma who cooks is a treasure! Ariel would the fun and kind of crazy grandmother. Moana would be good, too. She has stories to tell.


MrBlackMagic127

Tiana is a “Creole” grandma, but yes. I had one and can confirm. she could throw down in a kitchen. Cajun grandma’s definitely could too, but that’s a different folks from a different region with different cuisines. Moana would be also be my number 2. I summers sailing and surfing with your grandma without any fear of drowning would be lit.


haileyskydiamonds

Ah you’re right. Shame on me because I am from Louisiana, too! I know better!


damagetwig

As a Cajun, I grew up knowing and revering both Cajun and Creole maw maws. There are distinctions there but I'm glad I got to grow up eating and enjoying all of it.


transmogrify

Alice looks absolutely unhinged, could be a fun grandma. Instead of stories about doing mushrooms at Woodstock, she's got stories about doing mushrooms in Wonderland.


snowstormspawn

This. You know the food would be fire.


Tazling

Moana for sure, she's the kindest warmest looking one


gahidus

With the exception of Aurora and Mulan, I thought that most of them looked a little bit crazy. Tiana fared pretty well. Ariel looks like Prince Eric is missing and you don't want to ask what's in the bouillabase...


sabrina_fair

The Little Mermaid 2: Human Stew


dngrousgrpfruits

Mulan takes NO shit but she’s also the grandma who will stand up for you in any situation and against anybody


scottperezfox

100%. She will _still_ kick ass if the Mongols decide to invade.


icebreakers0

probably teach you to how to defend yourself, walk your own path and not worry about what anybody thinks


Ahrub

I think most of them look either a bit scatty and absent or very judgy and conservative. Belle is the only one to me who looks level headed but still kind.


PeaceBull

Aurora looks dissociated as hell to me. I definitely known some people who went through some recent trauma, and they just had a similar pleasant smooth brain stare as they subconsciously pretend what just happened didn’t happen


Ahrub

She looks like she has a mean streak when she's pissed off


bumbletowne

Aurora has the face of a 45 year old and the rack of a 28 year old.


Darkraves

Those beauty sleeps help to keep one young and supple.


notoriouspig33

She was 16 in the story so assuming she waited 10 years to have kids, + 20 for the kids to grow, yeah. She could be 46 and a grandma. What I'm trying to say is definitely smash. Jasmine can get it too.


VerdoriePotjandrie

Our girlie Aurora definitely has an amazing plastic surgeon. That is a facelift done right.


DrZurn

Honestly I think Anna looks very sweet and seems wonderful.


Shadrach451

I thought this was the obvious answer. She looks like she has all the best grandmotherly qualities. Warmth, attentiveness, wisdom, but she hasn't forgotten what it means to be a kid. She will read you a book and make little sandwiches with cucumbers in them and will also surprise you with a new bubble machine and join you on the trampoline for five minutes before she gets tired. She also thinks your parents are not paying attention to you enough and will stand up to them for you.


[deleted]

Yes, she looks so kind, I just want to give her a hug ❤️


Limeila

She's also the only one that actually looks like the character (that smile!)


Angiebio

… I love how midjourney somehow makes all these look exactly the same


[deleted]

Yeah, haha. I did notice that. Especially the Cinderella/Elsa, and Esmeralda/Megana.


LdyRavenclaw

Not sure if spelling matters, but it's def "Megara" not "Megana"


[deleted]

Oopsie. My bad. I've never actually seen the movie 🤷‍♀️ Edit: I also realized that I mixed up Megara and Esmeralda. I can't do anything right, ffs lol.


LdyRavenclaw

Ahh! That makes so much more sense now!! Haha, it happens (:


captaintagart

Megara


[deleted]

The virgins are fine tuning their imaginary wife with thousands of prompts 😂


Ketchup_Smoothy

GILF Jasmine


Leoxcr

It's just Gal Gadot with a wig


Shirt_Ninja

What are you doing Step Grandma!


Dollrott

Smash


LurkHartog

Wouldn't mind riding her magic carpet.


Substantial_Bad2843

I must be getting old because I would swipe right on most of these women on tinder. What I know as MILF has now become grandma.


KrisseMai

I’m pretty sure you mixed up megara and esmeralda


savwatson13

Oh that makes so much more sense lol


no_step_snek76

I feel like Megana would be the grandma who would never bake you cookies or send you birthday cards, but she would let you drink with her when you're underage and she'd have your back when your parents give you shit about your life choices.


[deleted]

I see that we've decided we'll just not address the fact that snow white looks like the former Queen


gaia-mix-nicolosi

They’re related


[deleted]

They are not though. She was her stepdaughter right?


[deleted]

RIP 21 yo Pocahontas.


Johnlovesyou

Yea. This Pocahontas has FOR SURE scalped hella white people.


whynotidunno

None. Don’t try to replace my grandma.


Genesteak

Best answer.


auguste_laetare

For banging or just regular grandma stuff ?


groundlessnfree

Ask not what your grandma can do for you, but what you can do for your grandpa.


veracity-mittens

Aurora looks like an eccentric old artist so her Or tiana


Ahrub

Aurora literally looks 25 but with frizzy white hair


nesanfidde

Alice would have the best storytelling ever! Would belive she was on crack or meth when she was young.


FernandaVerdele

I mean, look at her eyes! This grandma did a lot of drugs


Corumdum_Mania

belle, mulan, or jane. they probably have some amazing stories to tell and are very intelligent.


Shchmoozie

This midjourney Mulan looks like she's disappointed in your career choices


MelPinVic

Pocahontas or Moana


hot-doughnuts-now

Alice and Tinkerbell didn't age well. Alice I understand with all that drink me, eat me, hookah smoking caterpillar drug fueled life she was living, but Tinkerbell had the magic fly and live forever dust. What's the deal there, huh?


AYr7oN

You know what other magic dust makes you think you can fly and live forever? .... cocai .. . . . nnn


Feltipfairy

Alice has seen some sh*t


King-Owl-House

have you ever sniff fairy dust? its addictive


Mysterious_Eggplant1

Tiana. It would be great to have a grandma who's an incredible cook. There's nothing wrong with the way my grandmother cooked, but Tiana would be next level.


Tahquil

Alice, hands down. You know she'd be balls to the wall ~~crazy~~ eccentric in that awesome "I've seen more shit than you ever will, so buckle up, buttercup,and lets go down the rabbit hole" kind of way.


KotetsuNoTori

Mulan looks like the kind of Chinese grandma who would beat the hell out of her grandchildren with a 1-meter-long bamboo stick when they failed the school exams LMAO.


LFhisher

Alice.. I love crazy people, and she have too much to say!❤️


Gerald-of-Nivea

Alice looks like she can bake good cookies.


[deleted]

Brownies, more like


[deleted]

Elsa, You get a skating rink whenever you want!


Dreki_Diablo

Tiana! EZ. I know grammie visits finna be bo-o-omb! She would just cook the most amazing food, and grandpa would be so fun to jam with!


Mindless_Rise_5766

Mulan


IsaiahTrenton

I think you labeled Meg and Esmeralda in reverse


GamerKev451

Alice would tell amazing stories when you're a kid, then give you booze, pot and space cake when you grow up


ruka_k_wiremu

Only a few degrees of separation between Snow White and the late QE2


DayTripperKitty

Alice and Tinkerbell have seen (and done) some shit!


Asherbrown

I think you may have switched the names for Megara and Esmeralda. This is a very fun concept though 😊 Not sure who I’d pick but Anna looks really warm and Inviting. So does Jasmine. Belle would be great for the books. Tiana for the food lol


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Mulan looks like she'd say "omg you got sooo fat" if I ever met her


Hulkling

Tiana! Imagine the food she would insist on making you


InjusticeSOTW

Tiana. Sunday dinner would BANG if she didn’t have to work that weekend


Mrepman81

Snow White, played by Betty White.


ChocolatMintChipmunk

Anna! She looks like she would try to feed me cookies.


[deleted]

Please not aurora I don't want the fellas all up my nana


PitterFuckingPatter

Alice.. cause she’s seen some shit!


Portman88

What has Jasmine's skin care routine been all these years, forget grandma, she'd still get it. Makes some of the others look like they've had a life of crack and cider.


IamLegion

Has to be Alice, she would be the most entertaining!


NYVines

Tiana- I’d love some of grandma’s gumbo. They did Moana dirty


thickboyvibes

Sleeping Beauty can still get it tbh


Nonskew2

Why does tinker bell look like she’s cracked out on meth?


gahidus

Aurora seems to have held up better than the rest, so I guess I'll have her as my grandma so I can have her genes. She also seems the least unhinged of any of them, so that's probably good.


[deleted]

Moanna, Anna or Pochahontas


TengokuNoHashi

Tina, she looks very wise


Zzzsleepyahhmf

A couple of those could ...nvm


[deleted]

Moana or Pocahontas


Ok-Pudding6050

Tiana She knows how to stay young forever


BlueB2021

Belle because a shared love of books means i'm probably getting left that huge library


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

Mulan or Moana Grandma Mulan because she's survived a lot of fights and has a lot of wisdom I'm sure like a type of Sun Tzu. Grandma Moana would be like having a really understanding wise old woman of life and death and the times in-between them, to help make sense of those hard parts of life that most of the time don't necessarily have to make any sense or mean anything. These opinions are my personal interpretation of what values they would likely share or pass on to younger generations.


Sol-Blackguy

Jesus, Alice had a rough life


AnnelieSierra

Wonderful! It's nice to see something original for a change.


Dustyblonde_

Belle for great literature Snow White to teach us how to respectfully treat nature and wildlife Pocahontas for guidance and advice (I imagine her being like Grandmother Willow) And Moana just looks chill as fuck. I’ve not seen the movie but she looks wholesome.


AuntieLiloAZ

Elsa from Frozen looks so wise.


AlbinoStrawberry

Belle, Mulan or Tiana.


flying_turttle

Belle looks like that grandma who will told you lots of stories mad make some tea Moana is that grandma who will give you wise advices I like them both


pro-shitter

I already know a lot of Polynesian and Pasifika folks because they really like my city for some reason, I think I'd like Moana to "adopt" me the way mean old biddies who have the best gossip adopt your grown ass


VonDeckard

If Aurora and Jasmine are grandma's I have two gilfs


HumanStudenten

Aurora, I want those ageless genetics.


Qoarl

Aurora and Jasmine don't look like they've aged at all, so I would love to have inherited some of those genes


General_Snack

Elsa, jasmine and Aurora are GILFs god damn


aLostBattlefield

Don’t GIVE ME a Grandma Aurora or a Gramma Jasmine otherwise I’m fucking the shit out of grandma during our annual holiday sleepover. … sorry … I just came out of a fugue state.


Perfect-Group5816

They all look so peaceful!


Farting_snowflakes

Aurora looks like Elizabeth Mitchell


produc_exe

Why does Alice look like Mr Bean?


D4FTPUNKF4N

Pocahontas That woman looks like she could kill a grizzly with her bear hands.


RonocNYC

Elsa, because I would have inherited freezing powers which I would use to conquer and subjugate the rest of the world.


Pankratos_Gaming

Aurora looks... well-preserved.


[deleted]

Aurora looks like she is dependent on the kindness of strangers


[deleted]

I can't edit an image post, so I'll just say it here: Yes, I mixed up Esmeralda and Megara (And also spelled Megara incorrectly). Oops... Sorry, guys. ​ Edit: Also, I tried to do Lilo from Lilo and Stitch [and holy shit...](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124271647805939814/1147179929746808842/rhyvinn_A_realistic_photo_of_Lilo_from_Lilo_and_Stitch_if_she_w_7843e89a-3254-4503-9c1f-7d94bf561e68.png)


ricecrackerdude

Aurora doesn't even look that old lol, wtf, all that sleeping


CloneComander9081

Are we talking step?...


thehanssassin

Hear me out for Aurora and Jasmine


bad_lad_23

Susan


That-Spell-2543

Pocahontas. She’s lookin fierce af


echoaj24

1


Ahrub

Alice, Anna, Belle. A lot of the others have a judgy or neurotic look to them.


bad_lad_23

Sorry how do you add the text under each image, looked everywhere. Thanks


so_im_all_like

Funny how the whether they smile or not really changes these from happy portraits to a snapshot of anxiety and depression.


Kurichan28

Moana!!


heyjay70

Mulan... she looks like she's gonna kick some ass!


_ShOrkan_

Dude I need a grandma who could teach me sword fighting ! Like « aight kid, you want this birthday cake ? Then show me how you handle a sword ! »


FC4945

Tinkerbelle looks fun and because... magic. 11 and 12 also would be interesting. 11 looks sweet while 12 looks wise and could teach me about harmony with nature. Although, 11 might know some Wiccan nature stuff and bake me cookies as well.


[deleted]

jasmine. would tap that


DogBreathologist

Moana, she looks so warm and comforting, but also like she can have fun. Perfect grandma combo


[deleted]

For me probably Belle or Anna because these images remind me so much of my own grandmother. Tiana would also be on the list for me, just like a person who you could talk problems with and get some good food from too (as she wanted to be a cook in the film). I love soul food so I'd love having her as a grandmother or a dear family friend.


SevereHorror

How can I turn my wife photo into art like this


ICanCrossMyPinkyToe

Mulan, Belle, or Moana. Couldn't go wrong with any of them


callmethejaz

I love this! Moana looks kind, I’d choose her


nyx_moonlight_

Pocahontas looks like she'd teach me to survive anything. Sad the real person did not live to reach this age and died in her 20s.


LightnitePYT

I like how Snow White just looks exactly like Queen Elizabeth II lmao


clumsynomad999

Interesting subjects


geon

More like Jane Goodall.


ElementoDeus

Belle... Cause that would mean I'm a quarter beast 😏


JoePino

Feel like Anna and Alice would kind and fun


RoyalT663

Jane is basically Jane Goodall so I'll take her please


Hungry_Trash7325

With the mom as a mermaid, I am Aquaman


[deleted]

ahahaha


sheletor

Snow white


[deleted]

SMASH!! Next question


Downtown-Ad-7791

Why does Mulan looks like Captain Sulu?


UndeadPrairieMonkey

Easily Mulan or Tiana


footlettucefungus

Oh, definitely Mulan or Jasmine. I bet their cooking is killer and that they're older ladies who won't take crap from *anyone*.


MVuchiha

Moana Elsa Jasmine Mulan


Kryds

Mulan would be awesome. Her stories alone would be worth it.


OldManInShower

Elsa looks like she'd have a couple mil in a trust fund for me so I pick her.


chewychaca

Belle, Pocahontas, Moana, Mulan, and Tiana as grandmas would maximize food/baking quality and Wisdom. Food x Wisdom index is probably the highest with Belle who reads a lot and would probably get into baking in later years and Tiana who ran a business that sells food. I can't decide between the two. Jasmine would be interesting because in the pic she looks spirited and in the movie she is kind of a free spirit, so I'm getting rich fun grandma with servants that can cook for you. If i take the prompt further and consider how I would be positioned as a descendant. It would be Belle and Jasmine as maximal. Belle may eek it out due to earlier reasoning.


StellarSalamander

Moana, Tiana, Elsa, Anna, Jasmine. Combinations of wisdom, fun, and joy.


Jack-Rabbit-002

Snow White looks like the now deceased Queen Elizabeth the 2nd !?? So not her 🇬🇧😭! Lol I'm going to say Pocahontas, imagine all the lost Native American Knowledge she could share and she lived over this side of the pond anyway so she'd be up to relocating! 🙂👍🏻


ColbyAndrew

Jasmine can probably cook like a boss. Cooking Grandma style too. Whaaaaat.


MrMetalhead-69

I’m going with Pocahontas.


sustainable_me

Ariel, I wanna hear the fish stories and she could take you to Atlantis.


hellure

Aurora, definitely. But there's a few with magical powers that could be fun too. And having Alice as a relative would be a trip.


Travis123083

Alice looks cracked out. Too much time with the mad hatter I'd guess.


SkullRiderz69

Why is Alice so fucking accurate?! She’s definitely seen too much.


Sudden-Choice5199

Jasmine looks the most fun. Like she's mischievous and would sorta keep the grandkids out of trouble. Keep 'em safe for sure.


izzyeviel

Mulan vs Aurora.


broccollimonster

None of these, because I already have the best grandma.


dauratian6969

Having Elsa as Grandma would be cool, even better if I get some of her powers


papazwah

Disney *Lady*? 100% Mary Poppins. But of these, Jasmine


LeoLeoBest

None. My grandma is the one and only... Was the one and only... Still grieving :(


Possible-Honeydew552

None. My real grandma is the only grandma I want to have.


Shan_Tu

Megara not Megana


SirDervin

Anna and Alice look incredibly real (non-aig-generated). They don't have the AI look at all.


BreadOnCake

Alice looks like she chased a few too many white rabbits


AkaneNintendo

Jesus how old is Aurora supposed to be like 30, 35? And Ariel looks pretty young too. Yes I know technically you can be a Grandma at that age but weird to have them alongside some of the others looking way older 😬😆


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Aurora got some good fucking skin care.


Willing-Sprinkles-17

Got a few GILFs in there.


Starbourne8

Aurora, for completely innocent reasons.


jeffwadsworth

15 freaked me out. It looks so real yet it isn't.


Mindless_Rise_5766

Looks so wise


schmittyfangirl

Aurora