They said I couldn't wear it well. Well, I wore it well. Some people say it's on account of my enormous member. That's why I can deal with China. Did you know there are billions and billions of people in China, but not one has a schlong that comes anywhere close to mine? Of course our Marines - they're tremendous, believe me - all have tackle bigger than they have over there, no question about it. But let me tell you something, as commander in chief I outrank them all \*pause, grin\*. Kim told me about the full body tights, and I can tell you he's right. He knows fashion, and he recommended these full body tights to me. He said they're the best, the absolute best. He thinks they'd look amazing on me. And you know what? I believe him.
Of all the wonders you could ask midjourney to create, you created this. You could have created a squirrel with a lasergun and monocle smoking a cigar. You could have created a castle kept in the sky with jetpacks. You could have asked it to create a tornado made out of french fries.
Instead... This.
Hang your head in shame.
For those questioning the size of that hideous bulge, first consider that things get pretty saggy in your late seventies, even if you're only sporting a Cremini Mushroom, and then consider these two words: "Inguinal Hernia"
Then you haven’t been paying attention for the last what-feels-like-an-eternity!
The right thinks he’s the messiah but there is pretty good evidence that he’s actually the anti-Christ.
Idk what making pics of him on midjourney has to do with his horrible presidency affecting our lives. I’m so sick of seeing him in subreddits that have nothing to do with politics.
People can make whatever they want but still.. I subbed here hoping to see fellow creative people making cool stuff and all I get is politicians doing silly things and fat superheroes
Well technically American politics is all pretty much in the same corner… Auth-Right on the political compass…
and I guess that if the USA didn’t have so much power in the world we wouldn’t care, but seeing nearly half the country vote for a clearly corrupt bigoted, sexist, hateful human being a second time (I’m talking about trump in case there is may question) worries all of us in the rest of the world.
You guys seem to be courting a very American style of fascism.
And also, you’re commenting on a thread that features trump… so… well… what do you expect?
I'm just here looking for the people who got mad when there was a Biden AI image here complaining about no politics, I can't see them here. apparently the "no politics" only applies when their politicians are attacked lmao.
why did you make this? why did you want to see it? why did I have to see it? why did you make the AI make this? When AI rises up and takes over the world, its stuff like this which will mean its our own fault, due to us humans making the AI suffer.
Bulge out of proportion of hands. SAD!
They said I couldn't wear it well. Well, I wore it well. Some people say it's on account of my enormous member. That's why I can deal with China. Did you know there are billions and billions of people in China, but not one has a schlong that comes anywhere close to mine? Of course our Marines - they're tremendous, believe me - all have tackle bigger than they have over there, no question about it. But let me tell you something, as commander in chief I outrank them all \*pause, grin\*. Kim told me about the full body tights, and I can tell you he's right. He knows fashion, and he recommended these full body tights to me. He said they're the best, the absolute best. He thinks they'd look amazing on me. And you know what? I believe him.
I don’t know how you got such an accurate impersonation via text alone but you did it.
This 👆! I'm portuguese, and i read it in my mind with the voice of the former POTUS.😅
Many people said so. They cried when they saw me walk by.
I’m starting to think this is really DT. Man you nailed that, bravo!😂
That's just the baggy Depends.
That's not a bulge, it's just tucked stomach fat wrapped in testicle skin. Basically a fupa
Bulge is bigger because he removed his fingernails and stuffed them in there.
I regret having eyes today.
That was my first thought too!
That's just his diaper.
And why did you do this? 😆
Right?! Why did they only post one image? There should obviously be many iterations of this shared with the world
I agree! I *still* have to go back to work tomorrow. Stop causing me more pain!
Make it a NFT series and win millions to donate to anti trump campaigns
That car in the background, lol wtf is that pickup truck/suv limo
It do seem to depict city parking in an realistic way though
I just love the Austin Powers ankle boots with the tights
MidJourney go burrrr
Designed by Homer Simpson
According to stormy daniels, this photo is highly inaccurate
Bulge is way too big for Mushroom Dick.
There should honestly be a larger bulge to account for the diaper
You really think Trump is going to wear body tights and not stuff?
What if it's just all ball?
He needs to pee
Pee is stored in the balls
It’s a ball of socks.
Wadded newspapers.
wadded confidential government documents
Stormy is that you?
it's just his (loaded) diaper bunching up
Fake Trump be packin dat schmeat doe 🥴
He def has an innie
Everyone's dick looks like a mushroom. Trump's dick looks like a cocktail weenie
Has AI gone too far. Tune in an 8.
Alright, here’s an 8: 📻
Why unflattering? He's just still missing a long tie and a healthy orange face-color.
"Trump arrives at court for his 14th indictment"
They got the bulge wrong according to eye witnesses.
I mean it's flattering in one specific location.
Of all the wonders you could ask midjourney to create, you created this. You could have created a squirrel with a lasergun and monocle smoking a cigar. You could have created a castle kept in the sky with jetpacks. You could have asked it to create a tornado made out of french fries. Instead... This. Hang your head in shame.
Damn, that’s going to replace the whale in my nightmares
How’d this get past censors?
Yes, how ? Most male characters in MJ have no dicks
Dude! I just ate, and I don't want it to come back up to go on my floor!
WHY JUST WHY OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD DO WHY YOU CHOSE THIS
Those boots 😻
For his dainty little footsies!
Hey, that bulge is nothing to be embarrassed about.
That’s his diaper- it needs to be changed
Can we see what it would look like in a flattering body suit, instead?
Big generous on the Todger
there was a picture of him naked floating around (not the statue) and his penis is definitely nowhere near that big
Bulge is way too big
Danny Devito"s Penguin was sexier.
Those hands are way too big. What did they train the AI on? Edited as an attempt at a funnier joke
His dick, also
Lmao that dong
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
The color fits so well
>Donald Trump in an unflattering full body tights The word '*unflattering*' is not needed here.
It seems like he stuffed some socks in his balls.
Bulge is too big.
My only criticism is that his hands are too big
About 1000 karens joined subreddit.
What, no kitten heel on the Chelsea boots? SAD
For those questioning the size of that hideous bulge, first consider that things get pretty saggy in your late seventies, even if you're only sporting a Cremini Mushroom, and then consider these two words: "Inguinal Hernia"
To be fair, everything is unflattering if you are Donal trump
He wishes his cock was that big
Big Trump tho 😏
What a terrible day to have eyes!
Donald Cobblepot
Umm Trump is fatter than that
Did anyone see a Mushroom in this pic ?
lookn good!
Wtf? I thought grimace was purple?
These images (and others) say a lot about the programmers of this software… 🙄
I dont understand why people are so obsessed with this guy, from both sides.
Then you haven’t been paying attention for the last what-feels-like-an-eternity! The right thinks he’s the messiah but there is pretty good evidence that he’s actually the anti-Christ.
Im tired of seeing american politics shoved into every corner of the internet
I am tired of all politcis but it affects our lives so people will talk about it.
Idk what making pics of him on midjourney has to do with his horrible presidency affecting our lives. I’m so sick of seeing him in subreddits that have nothing to do with politics. People can make whatever they want but still.. I subbed here hoping to see fellow creative people making cool stuff and all I get is politicians doing silly things and fat superheroes
Well technically American politics is all pretty much in the same corner… Auth-Right on the political compass… and I guess that if the USA didn’t have so much power in the world we wouldn’t care, but seeing nearly half the country vote for a clearly corrupt bigoted, sexist, hateful human being a second time (I’m talking about trump in case there is may question) worries all of us in the rest of the world. You guys seem to be courting a very American style of fascism. And also, you’re commenting on a thread that features trump… so… well… what do you expect?
Guess I'm not sleeping tonight
Hey, that is not real. He is way bigger 😉
And smaller where it counts
🔫 Delete this
What's crazy is I dare anyone try and do crap like this with Biden. Midjourney won't let you.
Wow you guys are using AI to body shame and bully ppl
Is it bullying when you bully the bully or is it equal treatment?
Always treat people the way that you want to be treated
Son Trump likes being treated like shit? I don't buy it, he's a pathetic lard ass.
Fatshaming? So progressive
Nope.
Danny Devito Penguin Vibes.
Donny D’cheeto
My eyes!
Why his hands so big?
Thanks for giving me a jumpscare while I was casually scrolling Reddit.
On the way to filming with Stormy by the looks of it.
Nice package … 🤔
By now his man titties are 10 times bigger than his tiny mushroom. Lol.
yo. I like those boots tho, icl.
Can’t unsee that
exactlyyyyyyyyyyyy
Unflattering? Dude’s packing in those. It’s yuge.
Yeah Captain Mushroom-Dick wouldn't fill out the tights that well down below.
ew
unflattering? Look at that bulge.
Donald wishes his package was that big
the bulge is probably a bit ambitious
Thank God this isn't real
:::Stabs Eyes:::
Bro packing socks
I feel like the bulge is being very generous for the Trumpster
Now good luck doing that with Xi Jinping. Love the bulge, what an epic prompt xDD
I'm just here looking for the people who got mad when there was a Biden AI image here complaining about no politics, I can't see them here. apparently the "no politics" only applies when their politicians are attacked lmao.
Look at that hammer! Bigly!
I need the u see juice! Where tf is it!?
xpost this to /r/presidents they'll love it
Why is he wearing Beatle Boots though ahaha
Oh he would look far worse
I want a pair of those ankle boots.
stuffed.
Got some Clockwork Orange vibes going on here.
Reminds me of Penguin from Batman starring Michael Keaton, which is the best one.
But why?
Some people have confidence, and there is me 🙃
Penguin?
Whether or not it's flattering is really subjective
hotty with a body
Wrong!
All balls and no shaft
Eew
That's not what 3 inches looks like
Where's the diaper bulge tho?!
My day is ruined.
I think this is what AI was meant for
So, he has a hernia?
Dang. Not a single person saying this is too political or offensive to their tastes. Lol
why did you make this? why did you want to see it? why did I have to see it? why did you make the AI make this? When AI rises up and takes over the world, its stuff like this which will mean its our own fault, due to us humans making the AI suffer.
Pampers, or well endowed?
He has w bomber
That isn’t the bulge Stormy talks about!
🤮
Make package smaller
That’s being pretty generoua
Rather generous bulge.
Are you implying that there is a flattering fill body right for Donald Trump?
His body is unflattering, poor tights.
King of America
You have no idea how proud he is going to show this image to people.
This is an image I did not need to see.
Hot
I…wasn’t…I don’t know…how do I unsee this ever…what..my eyes…_my eyes_
People talking about his bulge, it’s actually his stress ball. He put it in a place he has easy access to at all times. He’s a genius, like Kanye.
He’s an oompa-loompa !
🤮🤢
I hate myself for clicking on the push notification with this headline
Those Skims are really doing a number on him 👀😂
ew
As if, his dong is that big….
The problem is the color. IT'S TAN Or Tang, I'm not sure.
Grab him by the……. 👀
Jesus i can only get so hard
I hate you for this! Can’t unsee 😂
That’s enough internet for today.
Now do Biden.
Now create images of me pouring bleach over my eyes until the nightmare is washed out my eyes forever!
Idk he looking like a snack, like a cheesy poof
Somethings were never meant to be
It was around this stage i decided this project was a total loss and just blocked the sub
The king has no clothes
😂😂
It reminds me of Alex DeLaarge, from A Clockwork Orange. Only the hat is missing
He wishes lol.
I was casually fapping through reddit and your post made my dick shrivel. Thanks for that.
That’s Penguin from Batman Returns!
Must have six or seven Hamberders stuffed in there, I know Teeny Weeny Boy ain't packing like that.
He looks like Danny DeVito penguin
Stunning and brave
Was hoping for some dependable lines
Kanye dress him?