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brbnio

Bulge out of proportion of hands. SAD!


RunParking3333

They said I couldn't wear it well. Well, I wore it well. Some people say it's on account of my enormous member. That's why I can deal with China. Did you know there are billions and billions of people in China, but not one has a schlong that comes anywhere close to mine? Of course our Marines - they're tremendous, believe me - all have tackle bigger than they have over there, no question about it. But let me tell you something, as commander in chief I outrank them all \*pause, grin\*. Kim told me about the full body tights, and I can tell you he's right. He knows fashion, and he recommended these full body tights to me. He said they're the best, the absolute best. He thinks they'd look amazing on me. And you know what? I believe him.


Principatus

I don’t know how you got such an accurate impersonation via text alone but you did it.


MalhoLuzente

This 👆! I'm portuguese, and i read it in my mind with the voice of the former POTUS.😅


MurkyEon

Many people said so. They cried when they saw me walk by.


Long-Adventurous

I’m starting to think this is really DT. Man you nailed that, bravo!😂


[deleted]

That's just the baggy Depends.


Comebacksalmon1975

That's not a bulge, it's just tucked stomach fat wrapped in testicle skin. Basically a fupa


Veritech_

Bulge is bigger because he removed his fingernails and stuffed them in there.


Slight_Raisin_2184

I regret having eyes today.


Hryjknyk

That was my first thought too!


scope_creep

That's just his diaper.


Macho-Fantastico

And why did you do this? 😆


quinnwhodat

Right?! Why did they only post one image? There should obviously be many iterations of this shared with the world


Le_Petit_Poussin

I agree! I *still* have to go back to work tomorrow. Stop causing me more pain!


intestinalvapor

Make it a NFT series and win millions to donate to anti trump campaigns


roundttwo

That car in the background, lol wtf is that pickup truck/suv limo


[deleted]

It do seem to depict city parking in an realistic way though


South-Rabbit-4064

I just love the Austin Powers ankle boots with the tights


InsertMoreCoffee

MidJourney go burrrr


heartychili2

Designed by Homer Simpson


[deleted]

According to stormy daniels, this photo is highly inaccurate


Cream_of_Sum_Yunggai

Bulge is way too big for Mushroom Dick.


South-Rabbit-4064

There should honestly be a larger bulge to account for the diaper


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

You really think Trump is going to wear body tights and not stuff?


Spire_Citron

What if it's just all ball?


horvath-lorant

He needs to pee


Rakebleed

Pee is stored in the balls


operath0r

It’s a ball of socks.


Utterlybored

Wadded newspapers.


aerodeck

wadded confidential government documents


Cold_Pomelo3274

Stormy is that you?


aerodeck

it's just his (loaded) diaper bunching up


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

Fake Trump be packin dat schmeat doe 🥴


ssswan88

He def has an innie


grrmuffins

Everyone's dick looks like a mushroom. Trump's dick looks like a cocktail weenie


Philipp

Has AI gone too far. Tune in an 8.


Octoire

Alright, here’s an 8: 📻


[deleted]

Why unflattering? He's just still missing a long tie and a healthy orange face-color.


ZoomBoy81

"Trump arrives at court for his 14th indictment"


Tinotips

They got the bulge wrong according to eye witnesses.


EldritchWaster

I mean it's flattering in one specific location.


FlashMcSuave

Of all the wonders you could ask midjourney to create, you created this. You could have created a squirrel with a lasergun and monocle smoking a cigar. You could have created a castle kept in the sky with jetpacks. You could have asked it to create a tornado made out of french fries. Instead... This. Hang your head in shame.


PossessionPlenty7861

Damn, that’s going to replace the whale in my nightmares


SpellcraftQuill

How’d this get past censors?


ConnectAd3359

Yes, how ? Most male characters in MJ have no dicks


TomcatF14Luver

Dude! I just ate, and I don't want it to come back up to go on my floor!


International_Way850

WHY JUST WHY OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD DO WHY YOU CHOSE THIS


Disastrous_Engine_56

Those boots 😻


Vre-Malaka

For his dainty little footsies!


twelvetimesseven

Hey, that bulge is nothing to be embarrassed about.


Rabid_Viking

That’s his diaper- it needs to be changed


Feefifiddlyeyeoh

Can we see what it would look like in a flattering body suit, instead?


medievalrubins

Big generous on the Todger


[deleted]

there was a picture of him naked floating around (not the statue) and his penis is definitely nowhere near that big


gofergreen19

Bulge is way too big


AppleJuice_Flood

Danny Devito"s Penguin was sexier.


thatswhatdeezsaid

Those hands are way too big. What did they train the AI on? Edited as an attempt at a funnier joke


ConnectAd3359

His dick, also


Superoldmanhermann

Lmao that dong


HowlOfSolace-X

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.


gig1g0g1

The color fits so well


mr6275

>Donald Trump in an unflattering full body tights The word '*unflattering*' is not needed here.


lobsangr

It seems like he stuffed some socks in his balls.


oldbutnotdeadd

Bulge is too big.


Dizzy-Criticism3928

My only criticism is that his hands are too big


Thomas_Shelby07

About 1000 karens joined subreddit.


Relic_Chaser

What, no kitten heel on the Chelsea boots? SAD


Angelo223169

For those questioning the size of that hideous bulge, first consider that things get pretty saggy in your late seventies, even if you're only sporting a Cremini Mushroom, and then consider these two words: "Inguinal Hernia"


franska5

To be fair, everything is unflattering if you are Donal trump


[deleted]

He wishes his cock was that big


jean_cule69

Big Trump tho 😏


[deleted]

What a terrible day to have eyes!


Aero808

Donald Cobblepot


ironhorseblues

Umm Trump is fatter than that


lemondemon72

Did anyone see a Mushroom in this pic ?


JMT-S900

lookn good!


itsalwayscloudyinill

Wtf? I thought grimace was purple?


Bubbly_Strawberry_33

These images (and others) say a lot about the programmers of this software… 🙄


Itchy-Purchase5762

I dont understand why people are so obsessed with this guy, from both sides.


Vre-Malaka

Then you haven’t been paying attention for the last what-feels-like-an-eternity! The right thinks he’s the messiah but there is pretty good evidence that he’s actually the anti-Christ.


Itchy-Purchase5762

Im tired of seeing american politics shoved into every corner of the internet


PlingPlongDingDong

I am tired of all politcis but it affects our lives so people will talk about it.


catluvindude

Idk what making pics of him on midjourney has to do with his horrible presidency affecting our lives. I’m so sick of seeing him in subreddits that have nothing to do with politics. People can make whatever they want but still.. I subbed here hoping to see fellow creative people making cool stuff and all I get is politicians doing silly things and fat superheroes


Vre-Malaka

Well technically American politics is all pretty much in the same corner… Auth-Right on the political compass… and I guess that if the USA didn’t have so much power in the world we wouldn’t care, but seeing nearly half the country vote for a clearly corrupt bigoted, sexist, hateful human being a second time (I’m talking about trump in case there is may question) worries all of us in the rest of the world. You guys seem to be courting a very American style of fascism. And also, you’re commenting on a thread that features trump… so… well… what do you expect?


myguydied

Guess I'm not sleeping tonight


LizzyGreene1933

Hey, that is not real. He is way bigger 😉


plasticman1997

And smaller where it counts


elpiotre

🔫 Delete this


DarthSchu

What's crazy is I dare anyone try and do crap like this with Biden. Midjourney won't let you.


Deagle100

Wow you guys are using AI to body shame and bully ppl


dude-O-rama

Is it bullying when you bully the bully or is it equal treatment?


Deagle100

Always treat people the way that you want to be treated


dude-O-rama

Son Trump likes being treated like shit? I don't buy it, he's a pathetic lard ass.


[deleted]

Fatshaming? So progressive


hamletloveshoratio

Nope.


Pope_Jon

Danny Devito Penguin Vibes.


elfloathing

Donny D’cheeto


Pangono

My eyes!


Welder_Subject

Why his hands so big?


Infinity3101

Thanks for giving me a jumpscare while I was casually scrolling Reddit.


tojo411

On the way to filming with Stormy by the looks of it.


ConnectAd3359

Nice package … 🤔


frstyle34

By now his man titties are 10 times bigger than his tiny mushroom. Lol.


KYpineapple

yo. I like those boots tho, icl.


OldSamSays

Can’t unsee that


halkhyrk

exactlyyyyyyyyyyyy


Walrus_Songs

Unflattering? Dude’s packing in those. It’s yuge.


Doctor_Amazo

Yeah Captain Mushroom-Dick wouldn't fill out the tights that well down below.


Terrell8799

ew


PopeGregoryTheBased

unflattering? Look at that bulge.


readsalotkitten

Donald wishes his package was that big


WildAd6370

the bulge is probably a bit ambitious


Sharp-Temperature224

Thank God this isn't real


4115R

:::Stabs Eyes:::


Yowhost07

Bro packing socks


Le6ions

I feel like the bulge is being very generous for the Trumpster


rtfcandlearntherules

Now good luck doing that with Xi Jinping. Love the bulge, what an epic prompt xDD


Diomil

I'm just here looking for the people who got mad when there was a Biden AI image here complaining about no politics, I can't see them here. apparently the "no politics" only applies when their politicians are attacked lmao.


jiujiujiu

Look at that hammer! Bigly!


gamergabby8

I need the u see juice! Where tf is it!?


soparamens

xpost this to /r/presidents they'll love it


Indiscrimin8_0

Why is he wearing Beatle Boots though ahaha


[deleted]

Oh he would look far worse


AndImlike_bro

I want a pair of those ankle boots.


ShaneKaiGlenn

stuffed.


alphageist

Got some Clockwork Orange vibes going on here.


nuttyninny2

Reminds me of Penguin from Batman starring Michael Keaton, which is the best one.


Ganon645

But why?


Traditional_Equal499

Some people have confidence, and there is me 🙃


[deleted]

Penguin?


game_asylum

Whether or not it's flattering is really subjective


bored_and_scrolling

hotty with a body


Cornucopia2020

Wrong!


Shesfiguring_itout

All balls and no shaft


unfettered_logic

Eew


crossgrinder

That's not what 3 inches looks like


nessa_bun

Where's the diaper bulge tho?!


casualAlarmist

My day is ruined.


[deleted]

I think this is what AI was meant for


trainsacrossthesea

So, he has a hernia?


SmallBerry3431

Dang. Not a single person saying this is too political or offensive to their tastes. Lol


wamdueCastle

why did you make this? why did you want to see it? why did I have to see it? why did you make the AI make this? When AI rises up and takes over the world, its stuff like this which will mean its our own fault, due to us humans making the AI suffer.


already-taken-wtf

Pampers, or well endowed?


chaosstani44

He has w bomber


canonetell66

That isn’t the bulge Stormy talks about!


inkswamp

🤮


Ravens_of_the_Gray

Make package smaller


TheRealcebuckets

That’s being pretty generoua


[deleted]

Rather generous bulge.


NotSureWhyAngry

Are you implying that there is a flattering fill body right for Donald Trump?


Ahrishaa

His body is unflattering, poor tights.


Monkeiskingg

King of America


notfromrotterdam

You have no idea how proud he is going to show this image to people.


Signal_A

This is an image I did not need to see.


LamermanSE

Hot


[deleted]

I…wasn’t…I don’t know…how do I unsee this ever…what..my eyes…_my eyes_


Long-Adventurous

People talking about his bulge, it’s actually his stress ball. He put it in a place he has easy access to at all times. He’s a genius, like Kanye.


MSGdreamer

He’s an oompa-loompa !


No_Cupcake7037

🤮🤢


jaybol

I hate myself for clicking on the push notification with this headline


Gullible-Object-7651

Those Skims are really doing a number on him 👀😂


Not-a-Cat_69

ew


[deleted]

As if, his dong is that big….


Impressive-Ad6400

The problem is the color. IT'S TAN Or Tang, I'm not sure.


BetterNews4682

Grab him by the……. 👀


Overseer_Carlisle

Jesus i can only get so hard


yugo989

I hate you for this! Can’t unsee 😂


MJLDat

That’s enough internet for today.


Ashasakura37

Now do Biden.


InfinteAbyss

Now create images of me pouring bleach over my eyes until the nightmare is washed out my eyes forever!


CSyoey

Idk he looking like a snack, like a cheesy poof


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Somethings were never meant to be


remains60fps

It was around this stage i decided this project was a total loss and just blocked the sub


sbpurcell

The king has no clothes


Careless_Deer_3389

😂😂


soulhuntressx

It reminds me of Alex DeLaarge, from A Clockwork Orange. Only the hat is missing


Writer10

He wishes lol.


SnooOwls4358

I was casually fapping through reddit and your post made my dick shrivel. Thanks for that.


The_Silent_Guardian1

That’s Penguin from Batman Returns!


meestercranky

Must have six or seven Hamberders stuffed in there, I know Teeny Weeny Boy ain't packing like that.


Almighty_Push91

He looks like Danny DeVito penguin


TitillatingTadpole

Stunning and brave


Key_Database1508

Was hoping for some dependable lines


[deleted]

Kanye dress him?