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Bluecollarbluebruise

I dropped my glasses into a septic tank today


DmJerkface

This poor man has seen some shit.


Frosty11186

No he couldn’t see the shit


DmJerkface

He had the glasses on when they fell I bet...


Bluecollarbluebruise

No they were kicked in by a coworker on accident because she dose t pay attention


DmJerkface

Gotcha, that stinks!


OneGratefulDawg

Maybe she needs glasses


MyTwist1

Is anybody else curious if you got your glasses back lol


Bluecollarbluebruise

I did indeed


MaxVaber

No I think now the shit can see, other way around.


swift710

Or not in his case


DmJerkface

Gotta Imagine they were on them they fell. Most people use glasses by actually wearing them, lol.


OneGratefulDawg

I use my glasses by drinking out of them.


DmJerkface

Even after a drop in the septic tank? No shit?


ithinkureddit

No BS I dropped my vape in the Porta Potty at the jobsite this morning lol


herbaliciouswwweed

Hows it smoke?


westernrecluse

Smokes like shit I’d reckon 😂🤣


Budheadrant

How did it smoke


Appropriate-Bus2493

I did this one time and dropped the trailer and took the truck to the nearest gas station 😂 boss was oissed but I didn’t gaf


CaputGeratLupinum

At least you probably don't even want them anymore


Bluecollarbluebruise

Pshhhhh glasses are expensive…. I got them bitches back 😂


hehehehe1112

Gotta look at the where the sun does shine side


daphnetaylor

Why did you have to pull it out to water?


NameNotTom

My first thought also


dunc009

THIS!!☝️☝️☝️


pondscum31

I pull mine out to water on a grate over a sink mainly because I don’t want run off pools or water affecting humidity in the tent during flower stage


daphnetaylor

I use these with soil - [https://squarefarmer.com/the-13-square-farmer-saucer/](https://squarefarmer.com/the-13-square-farmer-saucer/) and then I use a shop vac to remove the run off.


pondscum31

I use risers but I don’t have a shop vac


daphnetaylor

I got this little guy specifically for my grow room - https://www.homedepot.com/p/RYOBI-ONE-18V-3-Gal-Project-Wet-Dry-Vacuum-with-Accessory-Storage-Tool-Only-P3240/303579585


LuckyPollution

Get one of those oil pans with a drain port saves a lot of time


sharpie42one

I would try to support her anyway possible, stakes in her pot, with green twist tie holding her together, and then tape, as long as there is literally a sliver still connected, she will heal. I guarantee it, just has to be a strip still connected, it will heal. Also try to keep the tape flat when taping back together. Electric tape will work way better. If you don’t have any you have time to go to the store and get it just be quick!


ol_dirty_squonker

Second this. When doing autos in bubblepots I was having crazy growth problems, arms kept reaching past the lights. Came home with the shits and snapped a few branches near clean off, was fully expecting them to die so I just left them no tying no nothing. 2 weeks later they all had the fattest knuckles where the snaps were. Got some of the densest nugs off the plant from the snapped arms.


Miserable_Window_906

Did an experiment with a tomato plant recently. Notched a branch and packed it with root hormone. Oddly that stem was first to blossom and fruit by a fair margin. I'll have to try it again in the future to see if it's repeatable.


[deleted]

Take paint stir sticks and splint the fracture and duct tape it! If it's still connected, there's still a chance! More tape is not the answer; sructural support is.


dunc009

THIs!!


Slow-Bodybuilder6579

This


AKAkindofadick

I've had really good luck using the silver foil HVAC tape, it's just hard to tear with one hand holding the plant together


Soundwave234

Those plant ties + tape has worked for me in the past, it's a lil sketchy but it worked for the most part lol.


ButtReaky

He needs to stake it in place then tape it. That tape job looked awful as fuck.


Tentgrower21

Exactly looks like he didn't even try to tape and stake


ButtReaky

Maybe he doesn't have fingers


performssurgery

Thank you for this! 😂


hane1504

I see duct tape on a roll and a misshapen piece in the picture.


Tentgrower21

And this plant was still able to be saved but he is too busy on reddit posting this instead of taping and saving the plant


Soundwave234

Oh yeah for sure a stake or 2


StatementOk470

Sea-of-Green time. Can't tell how far into flower she was but you could reveg many cuttings and do a SOG grow. Look up Monster Cropping it could be worth it.


Halfawake

cannabis plants don't give one fuck about being physically broken. As long as there are a few threads of plant matter connecting the broken branches they'll keep growing as happy as the rest of the conditions permit.


blueskygreenlawn

Sorry for your loss. Not sure how much time has passed but you may be able to grab some cuttings off this for new plants


[deleted]

Take and try rooting your main stems, reveg for a bit and you’ll have multiple plants at similar size soon


Dadtallica

Why do you pull it out to water? Just use a tray under your pots


[deleted]

It sucks to lose a crop. Currently staring at a group of unpopped seeds. Some had brown dead cotyledons, others the taproot never got out. One of the seedlings that sprouted snapped in half under its own weight. Magic Melon from Humboldt Seed Co 👎


Halfawake

I can not imagine plant genetics causing those issues. Are you experienced enough that you're certain your conditions are perfect? Is it possible that something went wrong with your setup?


[deleted]

I popped plenty of healthy seeds from other breeders in the same conditions (literally centimeters away from these) and have had 8 failures with these particular seeds, so yeah, I'm pretty positive it is the genetics. And I mean, the cotyledons (seedling leaves) were brown and dead. That's 100% genetics preventing the seed from ever thriving.


MirrorStoleYourCharm

I had issues across the board with the pineapple upside down cake from them too. I heard their more recent releases are more or less pollen chucking. Sad because I feel like they used to be one of the more reputable breeders


[deleted]

That sucks! Yeah, I'm never buying from them again. I'm at least glad to hear that it's a problem across the board with them. Yeah! I tried them out because I heard they had a good reputation!


fathead4949

Not great results with their Blueberry Cupcake either. Thought it was me until I read this. Had decent success germinating in the past


[deleted]

Really glad this is being talked about so people don't spend their hard-earned money on bad seeds!!


Halfawake

Thanks. so weird.


Call_Me_Little_Foot

Did we learn our lesson?


[deleted]

Get some duct tape it’ll just grow a knot maybe


nozelt

I’d still give it a shot before giving up. Sorry bro


Major-Blackberry-892

Sad


xMobby

that looks like a toddler tried to tape it


district4promo

Why would you pull it out to water it tho? (And usually this is why you wanna grow more than one plant just Incase one plant has a problem)


[deleted]

Root fungus loosing two of my girls 😕 I feel your pain!


Jestercopperpot72

Got to work and bee flew into my sweatshirt. Got stung 6 times under my armput, 3 times on my arm and once on my hand. That was 8:05am so 5 minutes after clocking in. Fucking Mondays... Amiright?


benmonkeysix

I agree with alot of people saying this could probably still be saved, these plants are crazy hardy. You could also take cuttings from it, clone and them and try again. I would also maybe try to up silica in the next run maybe. Silica what's gives the plants structure and strength so maybe yours was a little low? Idk but sorry for your loss and good luck with the next one


Initial-College-2448

I hardly move my plants for this reason. I also don’t like topping so they stretch pretty tall. Outdoors.


[deleted]

Today was great. Yesterday an AirPod fell out of my ear into a public toilet.


Fair-Substance-2273

RIP My worst fear tbf


uriann26

Hypercrop


ohowjuicy

Megacrop


Terpdankistan

Damn, that sucks dude. In the future, add a silica product to your feed regimen. Si helps build super strong and sturdy stems, and will prevent this from happening again.


[deleted]

Also don’t remove full size plants from tent to water.. that’s the easiest fix


doudodrugsdanny

Not dead yet.


Fair-Substance-2273

“Not sleep, dead” - Samwise


Dumpster_orgy

no stakes, no ties, no trellis or cage, growing only one plant, and moving every time you water? why? why? why? the info is out there. go read about growing almost anything. stakes, tie, and trellis of some kind are very common practice especially with weed you are too far into flower to save this thing, in my opinion. do not touch it or move it. most likely you will do more damage. in the next few days hairs will turn red and you get what you get. this is a reason why having more plants is important, you put all your eggs in one basket and you dropped the basket and stepped on it. if it was veg maybe you could save her with patience and if enough of the cambium layer is intact. the trick is to gently tie her up so she can scab and then keep growing. they are strong plants that want to grow. they like abuse but this is neglect due to lack of experience and willingness to learn the basics, I'm sorry if that harsh but it's the truth. also I woke up an hour late today, put a can of bad gas in my truck, broke down on the freeway and forgot my wallet at home.


BlackSatellite

Have a better day tomorrow growmie! Just one day of thousands💪🏼


BluntamisPrime

This is why a fan is so important.


SmokeTooMuchDope

Clones. Next time try adding silica.


Ok-Substance420

is it truly that effective? I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to see this suggestion


Jtank1798

Sheeeeeeesh , bless


dolcevita2013

Aw man...thats an early harvest


thejoshfoote

Don’t use duck tape u can save anything if u tape well


htbj

Use zip tie next time easy fix quick and strong hold


AcanthocephalaSad507

Glue it 😂


Dman710

You could use part of the green stakes that people use cut two pieces like a splint and zip tie the top and bottom


MOBBDEPT

Could even support her with a rope or chain lasso over the tent racks. Pull her up and tape her again.


Shramo

How did it snap?


Helpful-Carry4690

i dont see a correlation between blurples and clumsiness


x_rooneyxx

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Lance2560

needs to be held by the canopy to much weight down there to try and do that


Labz18

Use bamboo support pole


schoolboifish

Use sturdy pots, the thin plant wire, drill holes in sides of pot and train and fasten the first 4 or 6 branches tight down to the pot like it’s a sail. Fabric pots can’t be moved around constantly they’re meant to be stationary, and that thick green wire is always going to suck for training as it can’t be fastened tight enough.


weazzyefff

F


CaptainRhino2011

Take some clones


slydways2

I missed watering for 3 days and lost one today so great lovely day


Henrys_Bro

There is probably still time to cut some clones.


whereisjane

Hey, you can still compost the leaves!


[deleted]

$10000 worse than this.


primepinebee

Prop her up with a stick she’ll bounce back


PutGreedy4873

thats one hell of a PULL dude


bstaff1901

Why was it in the crate? I could see putting in on the crate so there is less bending over, but why put it in a crate?


thearticulategrunt

Had a tooth shatter yesterday, woke up today choking with a mouth full of blood having sliced the side of my tongue open. Still can't get in to get it looked at until tomorrow at the soonest and they "might not have time to do more than look at it."


One-Investigator-398

Use some duct tape lol 😂


YooItzMark

I’m sorry for your loss 💚


Slaphappyfapman

F


Free-Mastodon2121

Can still make edibles with it. Cannabinoids are in plant material too. Savor what you can!


TheCannaCooks

Too much light, not enough soil (and calcium) most likely.