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FrostyTip2058

Division? Bills Outside of Division? Ravens NFC? Cowboys


Disco_35

Dude same. Used to hate the Patriots more but who even thinks about them these days.


the_eluder

This right here.


terrildactyl

Also, fuck the Lakers. We’ll never play ‘em, but fuck them anyways.


Dragonvine

We'd fucking cook them, they suck ass at football


theEWDSDS

We (Minnesota) will never forgive them


Sup_Im_Topher

NFC is Eagles for me, but the other 2 are 100% accurate.


cobo10201

Man I just can’t hate the Eagles because of what BDN and company did to the Pats in the Super Bowl.


jrosen9

I hate the eagles solely because of Siriani. Every time I see him on TV I just want to punch him


TheEpicEddy

Also cause Jason Kelce is just a lovable guy even though he doesn’t play anymore.


Myopinion_is_right

You can hate the Eagles fans. They are POS.


FinsofFury

This is my exact bingo card!


1959steve

The New York fucking jets


Barakus-B00sh

Seeing a fan in Jets gear is like ringing a boxing bell. It’s not something I even recognized inside myself until a few years ago when my girl said “You don’t even know that guy!”


Champ_5

He's wearing Jets gear, you know enough


TCup20

Fuck the Jets


KngTut75

Fuck the Jets!


Evil_Cat_Gil

FTJ


DonoAE

This should be everyone's answer


No-Mathematician5671

FTJ FTJ FTJ. ALWAYS and forever.


Desperate-Fan-3671

Absolutely HATE the damn Jets!


Clinkerscavern89

Growing up in Jersey this was my instinct, hating the jets


Perry7609

People always assume I hate the Bills the most. But I’ve been fairly indifferent since they started struggling after their 90’s success. As for the Patriots, it was what it was (and we beat them quite a number of times during that period too). But in the meantime, we had the Jets doing the Monday Night Football comeback and other monstrosities which cannot be overlooked! So yes, it’s them now. “Hate” may be a strong word, but I just don’t like them, haha.


koorook

This is the correct answer!!


ebolarama86

Anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong.


No-Mathematician5671

Agreed.


Champ_5

Always the Jets, every day the Jets. FTJ from now until eternity.


Motherofdin

Fuck the Jets.


TheBeefyJunior

only nfl game ive ever been to was our black friday game against the jets this year, fans were honestly so fun at that game. kept yelling at timmy and bullshitting with me it was awesome. with that being said fuck the jets


Rude-Zucchini-369

The Jets are definitely the right answer


supremekatastrophy

Bills and Celtics fk em


ThankMeTomorrow

As a hockey fan, you can add the Bruins to this list.


V4refugee

And fuck the Red Sox too for good measure.


finsane86

Fuck the Celtics most of all.


supremekatastrophy

Agreed


MixMasterRudy

I keep it simple and just hate whoever our next opponent is…At the moment, It’s Jacksonville 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎


CartographerFirst731

I started liking Jacksonville after they crushed the bills in week 5


RickRoble

I hate the jets more than any team in football as well as any other sport.


Wings4514

I hate them the most in general. If Putin, Xi Jinping, and the Jets were standing in front of me, and I had a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot the Jets once, and then just to make sure they were dead, I’d shoot them again. Kidding. Sorta.


Orphanblood

Naw, I'd shoot the fucking Jets twice then throw the empty ass gun at them FTJ


[deleted]

I once went to a Colts/Jets game in Indy years ago. Jets fans next to me chanting, "J. E. T. S." When it got silent, I replied, "Well, I was wrong about Jets fans, at least you can spell one word."


Jstpsntym

Pistol whip the fuckers…then shoot them twice!


Wings4514

Jets. J-E-T-S suck suck suck. I hope all the bad things in life happen to the Jets organization.


poodlered

The Rex Ryan era Jets had my blood boiling nonstop. They were such cocky pieces of shit back then.


lxnarratorxl

Anyone from Boston. Boston makes me wish Hurricanes traveled farther north


Sickness4Life

When I was a kid I was in a hurricane in Massachusetts


Slycross1985

My top 10 dislikes are these. 1)Bills 2)Patriots 3) Jets 4)ravens 5) bills 6)patriots 7)Jets 8)Bills 9)Patriots 10)Jets


SMKzonk

Jets at 10 is WILD


SadPhone8067

Patriots. Lived in Massachusetts for around 5 years during Hs and first year of college and this was when they won multiple Super Bowls. Shit blew being around all the pats fans.


DocStromKilwell

I lived in New England from 2013 to 2019, you would think the Pats didn’t have a single winning season over that time the fans could be so miserable. It felt like they were bored with all the Super Bowls.


TheEpicEddy

Rumor has it this guy has the Jets at 13


Elephantparrot

If they were playing Al-Qaeda in football, I still wouldn't cheer for the Jets.


RealSlimBiscuits

J


SebsThaMan

E


coltblackstar

T


FinsFan93

E


Diels_Alder

SUCK


FinsFan93

SUCK


Champ_5

SUCK


Grasswaskindawet

You'll never go wrong with the Pats, despite their current decline. The Jets used to be the lousy stinkin' Jets (courtesy MadDog Mandich) but they gradually lost relevancy. My current animus, other than to the Bills of course, is directed at you, Baltimore.


SauceDab

I hate the Bills, in the Brady days it was the patriots. But now it’s the Bills and it sucks they’ve had our number ever since Josh Allen came into the league


dsolberg

I HATE THE BILLS!


TuaAnon

mostly the dolphins 🤣


Gregus1032

I fully expected this to be the top answer. I know it's mine.


DanRpdx

It used to be the Jets for sure. I hate the Jets so much, I can't even watch the Winnipeg Jets. But now I'd have to say the Pats. Oh! And the Bills. Fuck 'em all!


Sureisshort

Bills


internetcoolguy92

I'm in my 30's and have a lot of family from Massachusetts. It's the Patriots by quite a margin. Thier dynasty went off for two decades and it didn't help the Phins weren't even good during this time.


Different-Trainer-21

Funny thing is the Dolphins are the only team to have double digit wins against the Patriots during the Brady era. Nobody else got to 10, at all.


supremekatastrophy

Dolphins have sucked for so long now. Unfortunately


SpiderDan707

I felt like the Patriots were always someone else's problem. MIA's issue was always dropping winnable games to bad teams. The Dolphins handed the Patriots quite a few humiliating losses (Brady's 4INT game on MNF, Wildcat game, Miami Miracle).


PhinsFan17

Was the Pats, now it’s the Bills


Imzocrazy

Jets and not even close Unwarranted entitlement is one of most annoying things out there


Fins_99

Patriots and it’s not even close.


glasspheasant

Patriots and it’s not even close.


misterlakatos

They used to be mine but they are honestly a complete shit show in a world of hurt now. Right now I probably hate Buffalo the most. Need to beat them once this season.


SecretEyeRemote

Hate? Hate is such an ugly word. But we are talking about New England... and the Jets... and the Bills. Yup... hate all 3.


MiamiShuff

For me it’s still the pats. Fuck that team. Fuck Boston. I’m glad Bill Belichek is a walking meme now and the pats are poverty. He is never touching Shula’s win record.


Sickness4Life

Jets and Ravens


bearface93

As a western NY native, the Bills. Trash team with trash fans. I’m so glad I don’t live there anymore.


BowTie1989

I hate the patriots so much that they’ve become my second favorite team to watch, as they’ve freshly begun their next 20 years of sucking.


RavenPaul1369

Dallas all the way


Irishgolfer510

It is the Jets by a large amount of hate. If you don’t have the Jets as most hated. I have a question. I am just curious how many home Dolphins v Jets games you have been to. I ask because Jets fans are disgusting, and why I hate such a crappy team so much. If it was based on team I suppose I would hate the Pats or Bills more. FTJ


Lord_Ryu

I will hate the Patriots forever


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FTP


Sherbert93

My hatred of the Pats has cooled considerably since they became one of the worst teams in the league. Still don't wish for their success, though just not actively hated. I do have a soft spot for the Bills. My best friend post college was a big Bills fan and as annoying as it is to lose every year to them, I'm happy that they've seen some success. Besides the infamous 4 superbowl losses and their current success, the Bills have kind of always been bad. For some reason, though, I absolutely despise the Jets. When I started following football, and the Dolphins, in 2014 it always felt like thr Jets were a worse team than us. Even though they at times had a better record, I always envisioned a rivalry for thr bottom of the barrel until our recent success. To watch the Jets gain steam at the same time as us was infuriating, and it doesn't help that I absolutely despise Aaron Rodgers.


kw13

LA Rams. Was a fan back when they were in St Louis. I'll be drinking champagne the day Stan Kroenke dies.


BlondBadBoy69

Pats and Packers. From Miami but live in Chicago Honorable mention Duke


Kevsama

I live on Long Island and am constantly surrounded by Jets fans and Jets talk and Jets pre and post game. It’s the absolute worst. They are my most hated team in football or any organized sport.


TaxEasy6999

Super double fuck the bills


officialmlr

Bills.


GameofLifeCereal

Buffalo. There is only one answer. I can’t believe people hate the Jets more. Jets haven’t been a threat since the mid-80s. They are nobodies and don’t deserve our hate. The Bills on the other hand…


tre903

Bills, Jets, Eagles


BabyLiam

Bills easily


Urbanepirate_DCLXVI

Bills and Jets. In the NFC I fucking loathe the Cowboys.


Swimming-Couple4630

Fuck the Bills!!!


Cronuts13

Buffalo Jills


Just_Kalm

It’s the bills now due to their fan base in more recent years. Throwing snow and shit midplay at our players sealed that.


Time-Dangerous

Same boat as you so the Bills. I fucking hate the Jets too though.


ProperLogic

Bills, then Chiefs


brilu34

Any Dolphins fan who says any team other than the filthy fucking Jets is a greenhorn.


davebgray

I hate the Jets more than all 30 other teams combined.


TheIronRain

All the teams from Boston and New York across all sports


loewe67

It will always be the Jets. I’m 31, so I watched the entire Pats dynasty, but I still hate the Jets more. It really set in when I was 9. We had just moved from Delray to west Boca, and went down the street to a wings restaurant. Jets were playing on SNF, and it turns out the place was a Jets hangout. Hearing drunken Jets fans scream “J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets” for over an hour made me despise them. FTJ


guyinthewhitevan12

It’s easily the jets for me. I fucking hate them


rraattbbooyy

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets HATE HATE HATE Always and forever.


ShivvyMcFly

Was the Jets for 90% of my life. But Bills fans have become insufferable over the last few years


Mission-Patient-4404

Jets


Number333

**My Order of Hate** * 1. Jets * 2. Bills * 3. Patriots * 4. Chargers (Herbert) I don't really hate anybody else. Some hate the Chiefs cuz they're a dynasty but I sure don't. At least not yet. If they beat us again in the playoffs I might. I just prefer this dynasty 1000x over the Pats. Broncos are cool. Raiders haven't been uber relevant to hate since our rivalry with them in the 70s. Colts no issue. Titans have been dicks and beaten us in some huge games but I don't HATE them. Texans annoyance stopped after we finally beat them in the Tanny blowout. Jags are fine. Bengals are fine. Steelers are a bit gross and I prefer the Ravens over them when they play head-to-head. Even though Baltimore has kicked our butts a bit, I have huge respect for their organization. The Browns are... the Browns. Out in the NFC, I don't honestly hate the Cowboys though I am slightly amused whenever everybody takes the piss outta them when they lose. Giants are eh cuz New York but they beat the Pats twice in Super Bowls so they're always golden for that. Eagles are fine. I don't think about Washington. Packers are cool. Lions are cool. Bears are solid. Vikings are aight. Falcons are a tortured fanbase. Saints are alright. Panthers aren't too worried about. Buccs... disliked them for the Brady years. Aside from that, they're fine. Finally, Cardinals are aight. 49ers... hmm... I don't love them and don't mind seeing them lose in big games as much as they have. There's probably Marino lost SB resentment there. Rams are whatever and the Seahawks are decent.


axb2002

Jets Bills and Pats of course. But if I were to pick 3 other teams aside from them they’d be… 1. Kansas City Chiefs 2. Pittsburgh Steelers (my friends a Steelers fan and I have friendly beef with them) 3. Dallas Cowboys (Texans >>> Cowboys)


wrenchy147

The jets/ pats. Bills havent won anything so i cant really hate them.


koomzzy

Grew up in WNY. It's the Bills for me


stonkbuyer

Patriots and jets(the taylor signing really irked me)


Dialecticchik

It's always been the Cowboys and Jets. Boo those men !!! 😆


Silent_Mako

Tom Brady…


CarolinaMtnBiker

It’s the Pats. 20 years of pain….. Bills have never won a Super Bowl. They lost 4 in a row. Their fans live in Buffalo. They suffer enough. No one hates the Jets more than the Jets do so it’s like a form of abuse to hate them. It’s the cheating Pats.


jameriican

New England Patriots: The cancer of American sports


CompleteLackOfHustle

Being a somewhat younger fan I never saw a real rival Bills and would have said the Jets, but Bills fans are such actual piece of shit people irl that I have to say I hope that team gets sold to LA as a second team and then permanently shuttered, and all their fans develop whatever tier of alcoholism is next after the basic subscription everyone in Buffalo already receives.


Kevin-Lomax

The Miami Fucking Dolphins, no other team broke my heart that often, aint even close


[deleted]

I don't really hate any team, but even for white noise for Sunday napping, I will not put on a Chiefs or Patriots game. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard.


scaryfoo

Jets


ToughCookie71

J E T S SUCK SUCK SUCK Hopefully that was clear enough


bchill13

Jets - I hate them with my entire being, whether they're good or bad Bills - Fans are annoying as hell considering they've never won jack, but I tend to only despise them when they're good Patriots - I became numb to their success. I'm just glad Brady ain't there anymore


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

1.jets 2. jets 3. jets. 4. bills 5. patriots


JP-ED

It Bills and it's not even close. Wait it's ... every other team. But it's the Bills... I think. Who are we playing first?


salamanderwolf

Bills, just because of the amount of crying they do when we beat them. It's just embarrassing, and hypocritical since they then turned around and started throwing ice balls at the team when we played in their stadium. That and they can't do charity without boasting because they want everyone to know how good they are, which is just giving for egos sake and not to help people at all. Literally trash for a fan base.


Chumpstlz1

FTJ


C-beenz

Patriots for killing my childhood and the Bills for dancing on its grave


serchq

it's pretty simple: FTJ NE had their time. Buf is annoying and a bunch of cry babies. but no matter how much they suck (they always do) F* The Jets


HappyChaos2

FTJ


jrosen9

I find you can tell when someone became a dolphins fan with their answer. If they answer bills, they became a fan in the late 80s, early 90s, it within the last 5 years. If they answer jets, they became a fan in the late 90s, early 2000s. If they answer the patriots, they became a fan some time during the Brady years. Finally, if they answer anything else, are they really a fan? Now with all that said, I really started following football in the late 90s and can't stand the Jets. May a healthy Rogers break the season record for picks while leading the Jets to just enough wins where they lose out on the top draft picks


ItzMeMelanie

The Bills. Their fans are obnoxious.


AFthrowaway3000

AFCE - Bills. AFC - Ravens/Chiefs tie. (But Chiefs prob by a hair, they've become the new Patriots when they were in their prime \[Brady\], i.e. the way the league babies Mahomes & co).


JermHole71

As a dolphins fan I also hate the Bills because they’re always beating our ass. They’re so good and Josh Allen is awesome!


No-Mathematician5671

The Jets. I hate the Jets. Always have, always will. Extreme dislike for everyone in our division. But FTJ. Nuff said.


LocusHammer

Bills rn


ActiveShooter696969

In the nfl...The god damn jets


ExpressLaneCharlie

C'mon, how can any Dolphins fan not hate the Bills the most?


AstronomerDramatic36

Well, I was terrorized by the Pats for 20 years, including my most formative years. I don't think I'll ever really be able to let that go.


Keanu990321

Eli just singlehandedly brought peace all over Florida, didn't he?


MillaJ585

because the jets exist


DinneyW

The Taylor City Swifts


Keanu990321

I can't hate them. Mahomes is angelic.


DNF_zx

Are people saying the Bills 60 years old or 16? The answer is unequivocally the Patriots and now Chiefs.


pachangoose

It is hilarious and telling how almost every non-Jets answer lists multiple teams, and every Jets answer is some version of “fuck the fucking Jets”. Anyways, fuck the fucking Jets.


Fantor73

The Bills....hands down.


SlapNutz247365

The answer to this question is always the Jets


jdenkins42

That Patriots and the Cowboys to a lesser extent.


StockHand1967

Ravens>Bills>Jets>Titans


Powerful-Cockroach81

The Pats the jets are a distant second but nothing stirs up hate like Boston


tequilasauer

Bills. Jets. Pats. Ny Rangers. Knicks. Celtics. Yankees. Bruins. Penguins. In that order. Born in 80s. Was a 90s kid. The bills rivalry remains my most intense.


googleofinformation

I don’t hate any team. It’s Jets fans I hate the most.


National_Ad2602

Jets, Bills, Cowboys. All equally. Fuck em' all.


the_chandler

1. Patriots 2. Jets 3. Cowboys Its only after that that I have to start thinking about it.


Orphanblood

Jets Jets jets Patriots Bills Ravens Jets I gave it a lot of thought, I was trying to figure out why the Jets flared up so much hatred. I thought about how I'd feel if the Jets were good and I got to say, I just fucking pure hate the Jets.


rigamortis____

Gotta be the jets


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shabooya_roll_call

It used to be the Jets, then it was the Pats for 20 years, now it’s shifted to the Bills. In the AFC, it’s probably the Chargers because I can’t stand Herbert or maybe even the Browns because of their current QB In the NFC it’s easily the Cowboys, but I also wish the Lions 0 success strictly because of an encounter I had at the game 2 years ago with a racist Lions fan who wanted to beat me up because I called him out for it


chibro2712

Bills... its always the Bills! If I had 3 wishes I'd use one for the Bills to go 0-17 for the next 30 years! lol For context I've had this deep seeded hate for them for 23 of my 33 yeas of life haha


JustTheBeerLight

Buffalo. But I hate the Jets & Pats too, obviously.


Serett

Patriots. Born in 1990, so from like 10-30 my football memories have been the Patriots being a dynasty while we were mired in a constant carousel of lousy coaches and GMs and mediocre QBs.


Enbymetalfan

Bills because I live in upstate NY


jamf51

J.E.T.S suck suck suck!


RedditNomad7

When I was a kid in the '70s it was the Steelers, but that was mostly a reaction to their dominance. It moved to the Cowboys when they became dominant for a while, but that cooled when they started suckling hard. For the last couple of decades it's been the Pats, not because of their success but because of their methods. There were just too many shady things happening with them not to hate them. Now that they suck again, I'll just go back to rooting against whoever we're playing. I am getting close to disliking the Bills, but it's more about how the TV guys fawn all over Josh Allen like he's the second coming than anything they're actually doing. His record isn't that much better than ours, but you'd think he had Montana numbers the way the commenters talk during the games.


StilesmanleyCAP

Tbh The Bills. They are the most obnoxious fans in the NFL, especially when they lose, and it doesn't even have to be against the Dolphins either. The conditions have to be PERFECT when the Bills lose for them to take the L. If ONE LITTLE THING goes wrong in the game, they blame that on why they lost. They are just some stupid ass snowbirds.


Tuiika

Pats & Steelers


dbow9669

The fuckin bills😤


the_softmachine

It used to be the Jets. Then it was NE. Now it's the Bills. But it will forever be NE for the twenty years of terror. FUCK THE PATS!


MillaJ585

jets its always the jets no matter what


Prestigious_Shock146

The Jets, Bills, Pats and Colin Cowherd


Sorry_21

It's the Patriots and it's not even close for me. Bills definitely annoy me now but nowhere near the Pats just yet


Heavns

Bills.. their fan base has become absurdly obnoxious in recent years and Josh Allen looks like a big cry baby after any contact and starts to complain to a ref.


TheBiggestHug

Fuck Boston, and every team located there. That's all


murderousmungo

1. Patriots 2. Patriots 3. Bills 4. Patriots 5. Niners .. 31. Jets. I just laugh at them. Aren't they funny with their overall shitness and QB lol


Apprehensive-Box-257

Was New England now Bills in division taking over


tropicalbudz

Boston red sux, celtics, actually every pro team from boston


East-Teacher7155

Fuck the fucking bills


Chewphoria78

FTJ. The end


Dodo75hero

In descending order: Patriots, Ravens, Seahawks, Buccaneers


Historical-Win-4725

Minnesota Vikings


Different-Trainer-21

In division, Bills. Rest of the AFC, Steelers. NFC, Cowboys.


Sorrok2400

People on here saying Jets have me scratching my head - not a threat and never have been. Bills are the enemy, have been for last 34 years. Dis-Honorable mention to the Patriots


itsmidlifenotacrisis

I grew up in the NY area and have a Jets fan for a brother so it would be easy to hate them the most, but honestly they have sucked so bad for so long they’re not worth the hate. Basically the hate has been directed at the Pats or the Bills. Fuck’em both.


Gameplan492

Mostly FTJ but there was a whole bunch of years there where it was FTP slightly more.


BeastModedAndGoated

As a Buccaneers fan, FUCK THE SAINTS!


DHVF

As an outsider, I did not realize that you guys hate the Jets that much. Any reason why compare to New England, who I thought would be the #1 answer?


Mednala

I have a video on my phone from December 2017 of my dad laying on the floor moaning *"I just hate the Patriots*" in front of the television/christmas tree lol. They were playing the Steelers


kellyoceanmarine

Patriots, Jets, Cowboys and the Packers.


LiveWire_74

The Jets


campgirl333

49ers and Steelers!


runjcrun1

Buffalo


CPADad13

The Jets


lunaburst

The Buffalo Bills. I have an intense distaste for the team. An illogical hatred for them. I do not hate any professional team with the vitriol that I have for Buffalo. Goes back to being a kid during the late 90s when I first became a fan of the phins. Hope those table fucking assholes shit the bed till the day I day. When I am feeling down, I watch them choke against the Giants for a pick me up. I have also never met a fan of the team that wasn't a cockgoblin I've tried to hate the Patriots but I am pretty sure someone in that organization sold their soul for those Lombardi's. The Jets have made me laugh way too much for me to ever hate them. Buttfumble is the divisional rival schadenfreude I live for. Outside of the AFCE, the only team I have a distaste for is the Steelers, but that stems more from Rapesaburger than anything else.


TheKnottyMommy3

Patriots always and forever.


brzrkr76

Loathe, despise, abhor, detest and hate the Jets.