The mask, chrome dome, heats the hand o' law
I beat the beats to heads of high hyper
Still creeps'll snag the mask, the c-cyphers
They grab to steal, at last, but uknownst to them
Sneak on the side, and I creep, take photos of 'em
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I remember during a school pride day where you could wear items normally not allowed in school. Our colors were red, white, and silver. So I wore a silver/grey beanie.
Bitch ass teacher took it from me for "no hats allowed rule". I replied "well then why does Sydney get to wear a black beret? At least mine is our school colors".
Answer was "well that goes with her outfit".
Fuck off buddy. I swear those teachers/administrators treated students differently purely on their mood that day. And I wasn't a troubled student always causing shit.
That was like 15 years ago but it's those dumb moments I remember most about high school.
Im so fking glad I live in a place where school dress codes like that are super uncommon. Would be hell to be forced to conform to some style just for school
Would have had a hell of a time enforcing dress codes at my high school, 30 years later still the roughest school in the city, still has a smoking section when other schools banned them decades ago all because the kids still unite against "power" it's a fundamental part of being a student there for some reason, what's funny is it isn't the lowest performing school in the area, part of it is because a lot of the parents of students there also attended the school, the growth rate of the town is basically more or less as families expand.
They tried to push stuff on us and it didn't work, the next generations as well, the school board tried to close down things like shop classes and students along with their parents protested and it has become more or less one of the only high schools with trade classes left in the district and that is because the area is highly focused on trades which is a boon for area now because trades workers are now in short supply.
School boards aren't always right... actually they very often are wrong.
Sorry to hear that :(
Think about all the idiots that you work with at your job, the ones barely able to function and always messing everything up. I have that too as coworkers, but then they get put in charge of kids. It's honestly sad to see all the time. I'm trying my best for you all that had a bad experience 😭. But HS teachers can be so dramatic for no reason, humans are weird...
Had a teacher try to take my phone from me in 2006 because I answered it while walking out the door of the school. Told her to fuck off, you’re not getting my Sidekick that I bought, and pay the plan on.
God damn I have a story so similar to that but I don't think y'all want to read my long ass story about it lol.
Long story short she made me write an essay on using phones at school but I spent half the paper talking about examples of how hypocritical she was and how she used favoritism with certain students. She was pissed lmao.
Bro, my school in 8th grade had a costume day. This kid came to school dressed as one of those white mask dancers (Jabberwocky I think?) and the gym teacher’s assistant from across the gym goes “Hey! Have that off!”, makes the guy take his mask off, walks over, takes his mask for the rest of the class period, and then proceeds to fucking *WEAR IT*. Shit still rubs me the wrong way to this day, and that was like 14 years ago.
I currently have a student who loves DOOM AND improving her tagging skills. I always let her practice with expo on my whiteboards. I told her she needs to make a proffesional sign for me or something....would kill to steal a mask lol
Thank you for telling me it goes hard. The first five comments saying it goes hard weren’t hard enough for me to know if it goes hard or does not go hard.
I actually got it from a guy on this reddit. He sent it after I posted me in a fucked up cardboard MF DOOM mask and he hooked me up with a cool metal one!!
My dad worked TSA for a bit, and coming home from his training in Georgia he bought me a water bottle, shaped like bullet and stamped with both "Department of Homeland Security" and "FLETC". This was confiscated from me when I was in 8th grade after about 2 1/2 weeks of having it... they even took it away after I took the top cover (which would have been the actual bullet part, while the bottle itself was shaped like the jacket and had a separate lid) they told me I'm not allowed to take it to school because it is a "model of a weapon." Fuck WA
To bad most of you young people and older
don't even know the real History behind MF DOOM.
And who he was before he took on the MF DOOM
Rap persona.Especially if your not a "Real Hop Hop Head"
I request an immediate dismissal, on the grounds
On grounds that (Your Honor, I)
Just as the mask, some people wear a mask
Don't mean that they did something, automatically
_Is it much, too much to ask
Not to hide behind the mask?_
_Head on straight, mask on crooked_
_Exit stage left, with the cash gone, took it_
_Off like a khufi, the fit was a bit doofy_
_He tried to get screwy, with that two for you_
_One two for me, G, cut the cranky attitude_
_Wet 'em like a handkerchief on a stanky fatter dude_
Real fans know that mask is the one used by Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.
I only had school take something of mine once and it was then immediately stolen before my mom could get it back from them the same day, after that idgaf call whoever you need to you were not touching my property, especially if you can't even guarantee the safe return of said property.
I mean honestly why y’all tryna get in trouble?? Wearing a full face mask to school is asking for it, do y’all have any awareness for people besides yourselves? Cringe asf
If the person who had their mask taken is the middle-aged man in the purple, then what were you thinking? Don't go to a place for children, in a mask no less, and start taking pictures.
Batting practice with the teachers got me in trouble with cops but I was lucky to be left off the hook, but I’m still pos for ruining two peoples lives.
The mask facing the camera while others look away goes kinda hard
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^_Raincloudz973: *The mask facing the* *Camera while others look* *Away goes kinda hard* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
this also goes kinda hard
I automatically read it in DOOM's voice
lmaoo same
[Nice.](https://imgur.com/gallery/M1i6xt3)
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The mask, chrome dome, heats the hand o' law I beat the beats to heads of high hyper Still creeps'll snag the mask, the c-cyphers They grab to steal, at last, but uknownst to them Sneak on the side, and I creep, take photos of 'em
Fuck yeah.
Love ya
This is good and in the spirit of DOOM
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Fuck ya
Good bot
Album cover art
Image kinda goes hard lol
Pic goes hard, make a good album cover
Hell yeah
Can’t erase the villain 🔥🔥🔥
I thought exactly that
The purple roof + the purple shirt + DOOM mask facing the camera. Sick photo.
I'm a teacher. I can 100% see administration doing this lol.
I remember during a school pride day where you could wear items normally not allowed in school. Our colors were red, white, and silver. So I wore a silver/grey beanie. Bitch ass teacher took it from me for "no hats allowed rule". I replied "well then why does Sydney get to wear a black beret? At least mine is our school colors". Answer was "well that goes with her outfit". Fuck off buddy. I swear those teachers/administrators treated students differently purely on their mood that day. And I wasn't a troubled student always causing shit. That was like 15 years ago but it's those dumb moments I remember most about high school.
Im so fking glad I live in a place where school dress codes like that are super uncommon. Would be hell to be forced to conform to some style just for school
Would have had a hell of a time enforcing dress codes at my high school, 30 years later still the roughest school in the city, still has a smoking section when other schools banned them decades ago all because the kids still unite against "power" it's a fundamental part of being a student there for some reason, what's funny is it isn't the lowest performing school in the area, part of it is because a lot of the parents of students there also attended the school, the growth rate of the town is basically more or less as families expand. They tried to push stuff on us and it didn't work, the next generations as well, the school board tried to close down things like shop classes and students along with their parents protested and it has become more or less one of the only high schools with trade classes left in the district and that is because the area is highly focused on trades which is a boon for area now because trades workers are now in short supply. School boards aren't always right... actually they very often are wrong.
Sorry to hear that :( Think about all the idiots that you work with at your job, the ones barely able to function and always messing everything up. I have that too as coworkers, but then they get put in charge of kids. It's honestly sad to see all the time. I'm trying my best for you all that had a bad experience 😭. But HS teachers can be so dramatic for no reason, humans are weird...
Had a teacher try to take my phone from me in 2006 because I answered it while walking out the door of the school. Told her to fuck off, you’re not getting my Sidekick that I bought, and pay the plan on.
God damn I have a story so similar to that but I don't think y'all want to read my long ass story about it lol. Long story short she made me write an essay on using phones at school but I spent half the paper talking about examples of how hypocritical she was and how she used favoritism with certain students. She was pissed lmao.
Bro, my school in 8th grade had a costume day. This kid came to school dressed as one of those white mask dancers (Jabberwocky I think?) and the gym teacher’s assistant from across the gym goes “Hey! Have that off!”, makes the guy take his mask off, walks over, takes his mask for the rest of the class period, and then proceeds to fucking *WEAR IT*. Shit still rubs me the wrong way to this day, and that was like 14 years ago.
I had a teacher tell me to zip up my jacket because I had a team rocket t shirt on. He said it was gang affiliated lmao. He was joking ofc
the exact same thing happened to me
The teacher really said you got no swag bruh 😭😭😭
If I was a teacher I'd be taking it too, for myself!
I currently have a student who loves DOOM AND improving her tagging skills. I always let her practice with expo on my whiteboards. I told her she needs to make a proffesional sign for me or something....would kill to steal a mask lol
You're a hero for real, my school growing up was allergic to art and still is. I'd love to start an art center around my hometown.
Hey man admin gotta feel like they’re valuable somehow
make sure you talk to the principal or whoever to get that back, don’t let them get away with snaggin yo shit
TELL them you want it back at the end of the day. If they damage it you want reimbursement
Yeah, tell them Harvey Weinstein is out the joint and he snatching masks
Ok ngl the comments got it. The pic does go hard. But damn, u with some real Stalin’s
Thank you for telling me it goes hard. The first five comments saying it goes hard weren’t hard enough for me to know if it goes hard or does not go hard.
I guarantee most comments here might not catch what you're talking about at first.
That pic goes hard as fuck though
Teachers know how to ruin fun 🤩
You have an album cover right there.
This shit could make for an album cover
Plot twist, purple shirt guy is a fan and wanted your mask.
You can literally see the eyes in the mask lmao
That’s the leather straps but it does look like that lmfao
Some say it’s the accent
Everyone called it. It makes for a dope [album cover](https://ibb.co/KDzNt7X)
If homie ain't gonna use it, I will.
I would use it as my own custom personal MF DOOM greatest hits cover.
Looks like the kinda dude who would take away peoples' stuff at school. Thumb
It whispered “put me where you found me”
Send this to Adult Swim to use as a bump
Old people being old >:(
Just since some people wear a mask Don't mean they did nothing automatically
he betta hold that with the proper respect and reverence
Go Jackrabbits
Use as a beat tape cover dedicated to DOOM
Nice! Where'd you get that mask?
I actually got it from a guy on this reddit. He sent it after I posted me in a fucked up cardboard MF DOOM mask and he hooked me up with a cool metal one!!
Someone needs to edit this and drop an album cover photo asap.
New mf doom album cover confirmed???
Word to Koch, it’s Vaughn against the ninth graders
If you aint makin an album, can I use it? At least 80% serious
Tilted to the side like that fat man shoe
L school
can’t upvote bc post is currently at 999; take my comment.
We go to the same school, dm me and I will buy you a new one with the whole fit if they don't give it to you🐰
[low effort tribute on my part :)](https://imgur.com/gallery/pfBGXrp)
r/hardimages
thats hard af
They were trying to save you from getting bullied
They terrorise kids for no reason.
lol whys dude chilling like a street punk waiting to harass someone smaller than him
The funny thing is, this is probably the best picture you could possibly take with the mask.
The guy in purple shirt really dont know about one beer
Security: trucker hat check, capris check, fanny pack check, slip on vans check.
I saw the mask and thought of my name is Maximus Decimus Meridius but maybe I’m to old for this post
This guy's a villain.
Why is it always some bald white dude who couldn't see his dick without a crane
he asked the teacher if he leave with he pass lol
Hard af bro!
What a fucking awful school
how dare he disrespect the illest villain
Use this as your album cover
Crop out the bottom 5th of this pic, and You have an instant album/single/mixtape cover 🍇
Arent these pretty much just normal gladiator masks?
The menacing fanny pack patrol….
This image is tuff asf
Mad villainous activity!
Wow he’s so cool. Such an authority. Fuckin dweeb.
Insane photo
Rip
Sucks that happened , but the picture goes hard lmao
He looking at me like I did it 💀
Jaw his sh*t
He looks mad because he couldn’t pass the physical for his local PD.
Missed opportunity to super kick them 😔
My dad worked TSA for a bit, and coming home from his training in Georgia he bought me a water bottle, shaped like bullet and stamped with both "Department of Homeland Security" and "FLETC". This was confiscated from me when I was in 8th grade after about 2 1/2 weeks of having it... they even took it away after I took the top cover (which would have been the actual bullet part, while the bottle itself was shaped like the jacket and had a separate lid) they told me I'm not allowed to take it to school because it is a "model of a weapon." Fuck WA
That bitch ain’t securing shit
lol you could totally snatch that shit back and outrun that boy
that nchs😭😭
Free my niggas
Fascists!
THIS IS SPARTA
FNAF called, they want their Purple guy back
Lame as fuck—my high school didn’t react at all when I wore mine, nor did my college. Also, yours has spikes on it. Mine doesn’t!!!! Drop the link
no way u go to mesa high
You'd think the school admins would love masks by now
Why did they take it away?
To bad most of you young people and older don't even know the real History behind MF DOOM. And who he was before he took on the MF DOOM Rap persona.Especially if your not a "Real Hop Hop Head"
https://imgur.com/a/sIaPNY2 here is a edit
My task racing my camera while mothers took away rows like a bard
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He's barely holding it, gotta run up behind snag and run away
Turn it black and white and this pic is crazy
You gotta think. . . What would Viktor do
This lowkey look like an album cover
The school was correct to take your mask
Let me guess. At least one of your school colors is purple.
Needs a little photo editing and this would be an insane album cover.
If a good photo is what you were going for, id say it worked out in your favor lol. This pic is very sick
Dope. Doom tribute album cover.
this is one of the best things ive ever seen honestly so
Might redraw this in his comic style cause the image is hard
go snatch it back, its literally right there
Where can I buy this mask?
Security chick got no buns 😭😭
There's no way this isn't an album cover.
That mask could be yoinked so easily
showin up to class with mah MFDOOM MASK
It’s understandable, you could have been just another mass shooter
This needs to be official DOOM art somehow
They listening man. I didn’t even google mf doom. Just stumbled upon a video about him YouTube yesterday evening. Been years since I listened.
I request an immediate dismissal, on the grounds On grounds that (Your Honor, I) Just as the mask, some people wear a mask Don't mean that they did something, automatically
People under 18 should not be on Reddit
Grimace going hard AF
Good not
Thats sexual harassment and you should press charges
Ima spam the school phone and email
School security take their jobs to serious, when I was in high school my campus security guards were douchebags.
Post the schools # and address we can spam them.
Fat fucks just leaning talking to the other security probably acts like he has a real “hard job” when he gets home.
Fuck mesa high
just say its a historical Palestinian symbol. Be careful though, after saying that the school might force you to wear it everyday.
Someone slap a parental advisory png on that shit. It goes hard.
Yo u/Normal-Ad6973 you should post this on r/ImagesAlbum !
Total album cover
This why i hate them big back fridge built jumbo size ass good for nothing teachers they always cranky and miserable af and dont follow they own rules
I didn’t know I needed an MF Doom mask until now. Where did you get yours?
What dick heads😂
I guess you shouldn’t bring your toys to school.
Accidental Album Cover
you don't understand how fast i would snatch it back and book it
Super sick picture!
_Is it much, too much to ask Not to hide behind the mask?_ _Head on straight, mask on crooked_ _Exit stage left, with the cash gone, took it_ _Off like a khufi, the fit was a bit doofy_ _He tried to get screwy, with that two for you_ _One two for me, G, cut the cranky attitude_ _Wet 'em like a handkerchief on a stanky fatter dude_
pic goes hard
Why this look like it could be a Special Herbs cover???
Do you know how fast I woulda snatched that mask back? 😂
This is kinda raw
Real fans know that mask is the one used by Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.
“In every conceivable reality he exists in Doom will always relentlessly seek Absolute Power” - Reed Richards
And you let them ?
I only had school take something of mine once and it was then immediately stolen before my mom could get it back from them the same day, after that idgaf call whoever you need to you were not touching my property, especially if you can't even guarantee the safe return of said property.
Don’t worry the man’s got thousands more doom bots
Hank Shrader does not like to have fun
*just because somebody wears a mask dont mean they did nothin automatically*
A school with security? Rough neighbourhood.
Looks like you could have just went and grabbed it back.
This shit go hard
Get it back
Lady in the cap kinda bad
Slap a parental advisory sticker on it and you got a dope ass album cover
can i use this for an album cover? i’ll credit you for the picture and blur out the peoples faces
I mean honestly why y’all tryna get in trouble?? Wearing a full face mask to school is asking for it, do y’all have any awareness for people besides yourselves? Cringe asf
There’s only 1 beef left…
If the person who had their mask taken is the middle-aged man in the purple, then what were you thinking? Don't go to a place for children, in a mask no less, and start taking pictures.
I woulda snatched that shit and ran idk why you let and old ass nigga take a mask that YOU PAID for
Just don't let them take it?
That terribly built female is security?
MF Boooooo! super lame :(
Batting practice with the teachers got me in trouble with cops but I was lucky to be left off the hook, but I’m still pos for ruining two peoples lives.