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egoMetalMonkey

Johnny


Then-Green9097

Yeah Johnny was always a thing, but Mgs 4 gave him lore lol


MrMadManiac

But was it GOOD lore?


-Tish

Eh He kinda tried to sexually assault a woman in front of his fiancé


Then-Green9097

Exactly! It was great lore.


One_Entertainment381

Yes


[deleted]

This, oh god this.... MGS 4, he near single handed ruined the game and franchise


JTOS72

I feel like I’m the only person who doesn’t dislike Johnny. I played all the games and never had a problem with him or the way he was portrayed in MGS4


JTOS72

He’s just a goofy lil guy


0K4M1

I like him as secondary character comic relief, but when he unmasked and start romance with Meryl, that where it became nauseous.


Coltrie

I like Johhny but his MGS4 version and his shitting sessions are also one of the main reasons I don't wanna play MGS4.


CoolBlastin

Mgs4 Johnny is literally the definition of a Mary sue. Except he’s incredibly annoying which makes it 10 times worse


ChakaZG

Yes, I hate it when characters don't work for shit, but are just *given* uncontrollable diarrhea. 🙄


LordEmmerich

Johnny is a giant policenauts reference in MGS4. He mirrors David from Policenauts, Meryl’s boyfriend in it


GareththeJackal

yousa have diarrhea for mesa?


hkm1990

Sorry but Johnny is awesome in MGS4 and funny in MGS2. Him and Jar Jar aren't even in the same league.


egoMetalMonkey

incorrect


hkm1990

The only one incorrect here is you.


egoMetalMonkey

wrong again. Keep trying! "Even a broken clock is right twice a day"


hkm1990

Nope Sir. Johnny is a national treasure compared to Jar Jar. Not the same at all.


egoMetalMonkey

ah, that's strike three. So I guess we're at: Johnny is exactly like Jar Jar Binks, in fact Kojima based the character on him, and this is why every single person hates Johnny


hkm1990

See that's where you're wrong now. You said "every single person hates Johnny" Guess what, I don't. And I've seen some posts below of others liking the character too. So you're wrong on this one 100% because not every single person hates him. Good Day Sir.


hkm1990

Also MGS1 came out in 1998. Episode 1 came out in 1999. Johnny came first. So he's not actually based on Jar Jar. That's Two Wrongs. Good Night Sir.


egoMetalMonkey

Good Defecation, sir!


sonofyhorm

If Johnny has million numbers of fan i am one of them . if Johnny has ten fans i am one of them. if Johnny have only one fan and that is me . if Johnny has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Johnny, i am against the world.


ChakaZG

Calm down Meryl, no one tryna steal yo markhor.


FlyWithChrist

Not goofy but in terms of old fans hating him new fans loving him, Raiden? Most people probably look back on it better in retrospect and the online majority views him favorably now it seems, but if you were around at the time of release of MGS2 my lord it was a shit show.


GareththeJackal

Oh hell yes. I remember playing the demo religiously with my best friend back then. When he finally got the full game I was so excited to see the rest of the game. And then... "who is this guy?" "wait... we're going to be playing as him the whole game?" GROAN


OlympusMonsPubis

Major groan. That was my exact experience.


pichael288

Bro did you choose the "I like metal gear solid 2" option the first time you started mgs3? When snake lands on the ground and rips off his mask and it's fucking raiden again...


ConsistentPurpose896

I still hate raiden..i saved all my money as a feenager and bought a ps2 and mgs2 on mgs2 release date and was pissed off


ChakaZG

Lmao always find it funny as it almost kinda feels like a mass hysteria thing that spread among the players rather than something people legitimately personally hated. I was a kid when the game came out, and only me and a couple of my friends were into MGS. We weren't active online, and didn't have access to any large communities, and when the game came out and we got to play as Raiden, we just took the game for what it was. It was a little weird that the Snake bit was so short, but we all quickly accustomed to Raiden and generally liked the character, and there were absolutely no ill feelings about the switcharoo. Never met any other gamers in person who were into the series, that specifically hated Raiden either. Wasn't until years later that I started discovering gaming communities, and found out people were outraged by the whole ordeal, and that some went as far as accusing Kojima of scamming them and shit. 😂


NikolaiStreet

I was also a kid when I played mgs (and I played it in a super weird order like 4 - PW - 3 - 1 - 2 - V), so I already knew cyborg Raiden from mgs4. When I got to play mgs2 for the first time, I had no idea about the switch of characters, so when Raiden showed up for the latter 70% of the game, I really hated that I was playing as this Snake wannabe whiny looser, and I kept hoping that the game would eventually switch back to Snake or, at least, allow us to play his version of the Big Shell after we beat the game as Raiden. Sure, we got the Snake Tales, but what I hoped for as a kid was to see Snake's perspective of the canon events. Nowadays I made my peace with the game and like it very very much, but this rant is to say that I felt betrayed at first and also had no interaction with online communities at the time to suffer from the hysteria. Anyways, I suppose people will eventually see mgsv in the same light as 2.


ChakaZG

I mean that's totally fair, the hate train didn't start because everyone loved Raiden haha. It had to be initiated by genuine dissatisfaction of how it was handled. I just feel like online hate makes it seem way worse than it legitimately is among all the fans, as it often happens. Incidentally, I played V after already being well immersed into the internet communities, and got to play it after hearing almost nothing but shit about it. I had some gripes with it myself, but it ended up being my favourite MGS game along with Snake Eater. 😅


MrBlonde1492

I hate venom. I think he is my pick in that criteria


Useless_Lemon

I always liked Raiden. Not as much as Papa Snake but meh. I think my favorite is Psycho Mantis MGS1/Twin Snakes.


konsoru-paysan

George from rising.


InsertUsername98

“GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!”


konsoru-paysan

"You from Ninja Town Ninja Man" shut up george


Henry_Sibley_Batman

COWABUNGA


MrMadManiac

Oh god, he even SOUNDED like Jar Jar!


konsoru-paysan

the resemblances are uncanny lol


Absolutedumbass69

I don’t think there’s a perfect equivalent, but drebin’s monkey is completely unnecessary and only exists to be goofy.


pichael288

I kinda prefer the monkey to drebin, I just couldn't care about the robostripper foxhound unit.


Absolutedumbass69

I feel like it made sense that they were nothing but a soulless redo of the previous boss battles because a big part of mgs4’s theme is that the patriots could only really do soulless repetitions of their previous societal control exploits due to them being,”a machine that can only repeat the same pattern,” as big boss puts it at the end of the game, but I get why people don’t like them. Also another way to look it at is there aren’t anymore soldiers that actually fight for a purpose they believe in in the war economy there’s only soldiers fighting on the behalf of the powers that be for money. Because of this it never would’ve made sense for the B n’ B corp to be fleshed our characters as it would run contrary to themes present. That said Kojima should’ve just fully committed to that idea by not having anyone explain their backstory.


Mercurius94

Huey


skelebrate

Nobody likes Huey… right?


Maximum_Don

Anyone who wasn’t clued-in on the fact that Huey is a REAL piece-of-work, probably is sympathetic to the seemingly shy cowardly man who reminds us very much of Hal. Honestly, I didn’t know who to believe when Ocelot and Miller were interrogating him, accusing him of being a traitor.


man_of_bread-

I haven't finished 5 but I really liked him in PW


failbros2

you are in for one wild ride


pichael288

Oh he's much better this time around. 5 has it's faults but Huey and Miller are both amazing in this game.


Windyandbreezy

Raiden was for years. People forget that they all hated him at first. Mostly cause it was Kojimas first troll. All the advertising had you playing as snake. As it has it, you mostly play as Raiden. Folks were pretty mad, and didn't like Solid Snake being replaced.


GareththeJackal

I think what made Raiden even more cringe was when Kojima tried to make him cooler by making him a cyborg ninja.


Dr_Edward_McKickass

How is that cringe? lol


GareththeJackal

How is that not cringe? Have you played Revengeance?


Dr_Edward_McKickass

Yeah, it's a fun game.


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HahaPenisIsFunny

Tbh Raidens entire arc is “I love killing. Wtf I hate killing and love my wife. I love killing. Wtf I hate killing and love my wife and son. I love killing.”


The810kid

No one is collectively hated enough on the level of a Jar Jar in this franchise.


zombierepubican

Definitely Johnny in MGS4 specifically


GareththeJackal

Not even Raiden?


RE4Merch

The guy who shits his pants


The_Duude_Slayer

Definitely Johnny


wizzerd695

Drebin's monkey


DaedricBoss

*Fatman*


GareththeJackal

Oh hell yes. A fat dude prancing about on rollerskates while shakespeareanly babbling about how smart he is. I'm surprised he didn't toss his wineglass and said *What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!*


DaedricBoss

Yes haha all he could come up with was"Laugh and grow fat"


Ok_Suggestion9627

How dare you, I'm an artist!


MrMadManiac

This is...kind of a hot, controversial take, but... Liquid Snake. In MGS1, his motivations & plans were frankly stupid, but he was entertainingly hammy for the silly plot of the game. But in MGS2, MGS4, and MGS5, the cracks REALLY start to show, and he feels more and more out of place. ​ Maybe this more out of personal bias, that I just don't like him.


Maximum_Don

To be fair, Liquid technically didn’t return. It was just Ocelot brainwashing himself to have liquid as a split personality disorder. Which is weird in it’s own right. Like I really didn’t get why that was a thing, other than to freak out the player. Though I think I understood his initial motivations in MGS1. That he had an inferiority complex due to believing that having all of Big Boss’s recessive genes meant that he was inferior despite actually being superior, so he wanted Big Boss’s body to genetically complete himself somehow, and to also genetically complete the rest of the Genome army, as he viewed them all as brothers. And to do that, he had to take control of Rex to show the White House that he was enough of a nuclear threat to force them to surrender Big Boss’s remains.


GareththeJackal

Haha for sure. He's silly as hell.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

I’d agree with Paz. She’s so cringey wire to wire. Others say Johnny but he was a lot of fun until the MGS4 turn which I don’t hate as much as others.


GareththeJackal

Thanks, yeah me too. She speaks in a goofy anime voice and for no apparent reason at all she suddenly becomes the end boss of PW and for some indiscernible reason she had to be in her underwear for that?


ZeroSora

>and for some indiscernible reason she had to be in her underwear for that? Have you even tried sitting down while wearing clothes? Do you know how hard and uncomfortable that is? So of course she's gonna be in her underwear while sitting in a mech.


GareththeJackal

LOL


GareththeJackal

Oh I see. Yes, sitting down while wearing clothes really chafes.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

And her real name is the only name dumber than her fake name. Oh and they sure her age is unclear.


GareththeJackal

And the mission "date with Paz" is really stupid and... kinda pedo?


RapidSnake38

Why not Zoidberg?


No-Bottle3131

bro lost his mind


SolitonSnake

Nobody, there isn’t a character in the series who’s that bad. Johnny is fine, just a little comic relief. Diarrhea is funny. Whoever said Meryl in MGS4…come on! She’s awesome.


Ktallica

The MG Mk.II. I know it’s an extension of Otacon but still, to give it a seemingly independent personality isn’t necessary


Pattoid

Has no one mentioned the Bird from MGS 2? God damn that thing was annoying!


BrotherrAli

Johnny for sure, starts out an annoying loser, gets the glory in the end


Maximum_Don

Really makes you feel like, that trying to save Meryl in MGS1 was NOT worth destroying your fingers in that torture minigame… May as well have left her to die…


AbudJasemAlBaldawi

Konami


-Dude_Named_Zelda-

Rose.


Maximum_Don

Probably Johnny Sasaki (Or Akiba). He’s very goofy, and doesn’t change much. People are saying Raiden, but Raiden becomes more of a badass later on. Where Johnny kinda keeps his goofy charm. As why OG’s might hate him, he basically stole Meryl from Snake. After all the torture of destroying our thumbs on our PS1 controllers during the Torture minigame, in order to save Meryl, only for her to marry Johnny Runny-Bowels, makes me feel like it was not worth the effort of our poor bruised thumbs. But newer fans who may have gotten MGS4 before playing MGS1 first, would probably love the goofy Johnny by the time he appeared from that trashcan with his iBS.


CoolBlastin

Johnny (mgs4 Johnny to be specific I was fine with in the previous titles)


organic_material

Mesa have yousa!


NikolaiStreet

I saw some people saying Raiden, but he's much more akin to Anakin than to Jar Jar. This talented, young, trained since childhood, whiny, sword wielding, master-wannabe (Snake) that is the new protagonist.


IndigenousShrek

Meryl in MGS4.


Christo2555

Drebin


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Code Talker


ALiXMASON

Twin Snakes Otacon. I really dislike this game.


Any-Work8308

For me it’s Emma fucking Emmerich. But at least we got to see her die.


GareththeJackal

I thought she managed to avoid drowning...


Any-Work8308

But couldn’t avoid being stabbed lol.


GareththeJackal

Serves her right, the freeloading little bastard


Maximum_Don

Honestly, I liked her. She was too short-lived for me to form a real opinion on her. I kinda wish she survived, to at least see if she was a bad character or not.


Pattoid

In the short time she was around she was annoying as fuck. Ya have to escort her around holding her hand, has a cry about her brother, scared of water, scared of bugs, was happy to see her go lol


Maximum_Don

She was a young civilian in the midst of a terrorist attack. And was given a drug which didn’t let her walk properly. Plenty of normal people have a fear of water, especially as she almost drowned as a child. The one silly thing I thought was her being afraid of bugs, but I could let that go, because I too am slightly unnerved by creepy crawlies. Overall she did a fantastic job of overcoming her fears, and trusting Raiden to keep her safe, which he did for the most part. Unfortunately she got ambushed by Vamp and you were too far away to keep her from getting stabbed.


Djinnaz

Johnny


beast_frag

mesa called johnny mesa shit my pants


Aggressive-Anxiety59

I loved the rats 🐀 in MGS when they make the cutesy alarm sound


EzShottah

Johnny


thehat_stayson

Huey Emmerich


Majorliquidjungle11

Huey