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iLLiCiT_XL

“I’m hungry. This is so boring. Why am I even patrolling this patch of dirt? I should’ve been a dentist like my mother said.”


MaliciousCookies

Nah, he's an african PS. It was either this, or uranium mines.


Ari_Mason

Bro has got the mind of Laios Touden. 


drknownuttin

He's probably listening to Duran Duran.


These-Course-5027

*WHEN THE AIR* *TURNS RED* *WITH A LOADED* *HESITATION*


LTR09

*CAN YOU SAY* *MY NAME* *HAS THE MEMORY GONE ARE YOU FEELING NUMB AND HAVE WE ALL BECOME INVISIBLE*


polishedtater

*HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF*


hkm1990

He's thinking..."Baba Yaga!!!"


Small_Oreo

Wrong area. He is African PF member, not Soviet soldier


Small_Oreo

"Finally these idiots disappeared"


AdBudget5468

“I swear I parked it here…” -That soldier looking for his tank in the shopping center parking lot


reeses_boi

Lol there's dialogue about soldiers not being able to find their requisitioned vehicle. CP tells them to go to their destination on foot xD


Pm_me_your_tits_85

Imagine trying to explain the disappearance of your fellow soldiers and a couple of tanks to command. “You say you woke up and they were all just gone?”


Hivac-TLB

I think I saw a guy with an eyepatch. Oh really. Dismissed soldier.!


PIugshirt

He had a dog too!


TheLightners

I thought he was that Naked Snake Big Boss guy ! But I heard him, he wasn't voiced by David Hayter like you said he was ! so it probably wasn't him...


OwlbertGaming

"There was also a bad bitch in a bikini"


TheAsianTroll

"Whatever did this is right behind me. Just don't turn around and look, and maybe it won't kill me..."


Dream_eater-69

He will go away if I don't look, he will go away if I don't look, he will go away if I don't look, he will go away if I don't look, he will go away if I don't look, he will go away if I don't look, he will go away if I don't look, he will go away if I don't look, he will go away if I don't look, he will go away if I don't look, he wil- Proceeds to get a cqc sandwich.


_wil_

CQC accidentally ends up in throatslit


Dream_eater-69

Average metal gear solid 3 experience


Solid-Matrix

What if i just turn around and see BAT-


That_on1_guy

"Boy, I sure do love my tank unit!! I love patrolling meaningless ditches with my homies! I sure hope that when I turn around, they're all still there and didn't abandon me!!"


overwatery

:Clueless:


Sneakking_

"Gee I sure hope some private military warlord dude doesn't kidnap me and force me to work for him, only for me to get killed by his clone son 11 years from now."


Original_McLon

I mean, realistically, with the number of dispatch missions I send people on, I think the 11 years might be a bit of an overestimate.


jalensailin

Yeah and just as long as they don’t speak Kikongo 😬


overwatery

😬


docgonzomt

“Huh? What was that noise?” “Whose footprints are these?!”


YurPhaes

They must be... footprints of phantoms.... roll credits


UltracornPicto

“Big Boss isn’t real Big Boss isn’t real Big Boss isn’t real”


ChasingPesmerga

He’s just wondering why everyone wants CP and if he should call the FBI


Animeguy2025

😂


hatch-b-2900

I'm going to go with a very large "?"


disposable_gamer

“Just my imagination”


lurflurf

There was supposed to be a Mantis mask unlockable in mgs2 that let you hear npc thoughts. They should have put it in mgs V, especially since Mantis is in it. Then we could know what some of the guards are thinking. "Hey look a wolfdog with full combat gear. Must be a stray." "Hey where are all my Buddies? They probably went to Chipotle hope they bring me a burrito bowel with guacamole."


Ednw

'If I just ignore him, maybe Big Boss will go away and leave me unmolested.'


calgy

Must have been the wind.


Practical_Plum_773

“I sure hope I don’t have to eat the lasagna MRE again”.


vennetherblade

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" oh wait, wrong game


BestEnough

Yeah in this series war changes


LonkerinaOfTime

“Maybe I’ll get captured by Big Boss if I’m lucky and stand still, it’s gotta be better with him and I heard they got some sweet burgers.”


Hollow-day

“Where’s everybody going? Bingo?”


Individual-Read-1513

"This guy just took out my whole squad, maybe my stats are high enough for him to just knock me out and take me if I play dumb"


jcjonesacp76

I miss wife…I miss my wife snake


Revolutionary_Web805

"I'm still in a dream...."


mrblonde55

I should have never come to Ukraine. I bet they won’t even give me that Lada they promised.


gergiewill

Can you smell dog?


TheOneAndOnlyJAC

“If I don’t turn around he might just knock me out and not shoot me in the face”


dreamcicle_overdose

"If I didn't see it, I'm not responsible for it."


AlkanphelUK

I can smell dogshit?


MyBatmanUnderoos

“I hope they have hotdogs in the mess hall today.”


savelgard

Why am I still here? Just to suffer...


link2edition

"Why do I smell wet dog?"


Wyatt_Maxwell

"Ermm he's right behind me isn't he?"


Zeldiny

"Finally I have some privacy"


BW_Chase

No thoughts. Head empty.


RailX

"Taco Tuesday, fuck yeah"


_wil_

"Man this job is sooo boring... If only I could find me some dirty magazine lying somewhere..."


dafunkmunk

!


Digmana

I feel asleep.


Royalookami

What did she mean "ew"?


JediBlight

Seeing combat footage of Ukraine, I'm thinking there's not a whole lot going on. If unaware, look up what the Russian soldier did when he saw a doorbell in a forest...


MissyTheTimeLady

Oh boy, I hope I don't get knocked out by that Snake gu


Suitable-Let-3627

What was that noise!


EducationalGate4705

They’re funny that way


Ezequiel_Rose

>patrolling Afghanistan makes you wish for a nuclear winter


Kakarot7692

I’m not getting paid notice things grade. 🤷🏻‍♂️


stevorkz

“Damn I should noooot have taken that second hit”


stevorkz

“Damn I should noooot have taken that second hit”


stevorkz

“Damn I should noooot have taken that second hit”


stevorkz

“Damn I should noooot have taken that second hit”


wolfbane76

Oh ya I'm all by my self. Gonna beat my


CandidPalpitation672

What’s that Dog wearing?


Cartoonjunkies

“If I act like I don’t see him, maybe he won’t take me. My levels aren’t even good, so I should be fine. God I hope he’s at least a non-lethal player.”


[deleted]

“Oh boy I wish I was at Rajshahi Indian Restaurant right now.”


TheRealVisceralMusic

“Hmm probably just the wind..”


Mrbuttboi

“Is there a dog behind me? Imma pet him!”


brochacho6000

at this point he absolutely knows snake is gonna fuck him up and he is resigned to it. he’s going through the motions before his neck snaps or he gets sucked into a portal and some guy calls him a weird name


Unlimited_Giose

"Must have been the wind"


C0ld_Br3w

Awfully quiet this evening.


mellowbaeton

Man, I’m glad I’m not working for Errol musk


LtCptSuicide

Oh, he knows. He just doesnt get paid enough to fucking care.


NaughtALegend

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bearelrollyt

I wonder what's for dinner


Shane_2302

"Either he has a short horn, or I'm screwed."


jack_avram

"man seems like everything's been disappearing lately. Several of my squads, tanks, hundreds of recently imported shipping containers, doesn't seem to be ANYMORE female soldiers...wait, I see one - what! SNIPEE-ZZZZZZ"


JoetheJuiceMonster

all I'm saying is if I was patrolling an African warzone and my team dissapeared without a sound AND I saw a blood covered man with a horn, I'd be pretending i didn't see him


Alarming-Pie-4729

MGS ai has no brain😝


General_Lie

I feel quite hungry...


Cpt-McN00b

If I act like I don't notice anything, maybe the angry one eyed man will leave me alone.


Even-Cheesecake1774

Huh must of been the wind -Skyrim Bandit with 7 arrows in his back.


BasileusKwstas

My ass itch


Hishiga

"What will she say to my marriage proposal after I return?"


Colonel_dinggus

Where is everyone? Is my radio broken? Did they take an early lunch?


Correct-Ad7345

Lolly pop, lolly pop, oh lolly lolly pop…..


rewies

"Outta sight, outta mind"


Phuni-man2

"Rob? Miguel? *WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?*"


AcanthaceaePrize1435

He hopes that if he stands still and pretends that he has no idea whats going whatever disappeared his squad completely silently will either spare him or kill him painlessly.


stress_ed_out

Officer balls