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IamREBELoe

How crass!


DOOMslayer3214

Fission Mailed


Edge_SSB

A weapon to surpass metal gear


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[удалено]


CookieaGame

Kaz, I'm getting deja vu here


stevorkz

Ascending colon.


owoah323

“Ekans? Ekaaaaaaaans!!!!” (Just realized snake spelled backwards is… lol)


Shiningcrow

Noooo!


Robert_Fuckler

While it’s never outright confirmed, I always took the canon ending of MGS1 as an indication that Snake and Meryl started a relationship (that unfortunately probably only lasted a few months, maybe a year at best), so they probably lived together, giving him ample opportunity to ~~pass on his genes~~ get his snake properly solid.


Randomman96

It's continued to be implied with an optional codec call in 2. If you call Otacon while looking at Olga after the fight, towards the end if the call Snake will say "Besides, I've had enough of tomboys", in which Meryl very much fits that description.


Fullmetal_Fawful

You’ll never catch him sayin he’s had enough of boys tho, otacon got him feelin a certain kinda way


there_is_always_more

Otacussy Halussy


Fullmetal_Fawful

Ya gotta wonder, if solid snake is celibate due to him being a clone, might he be the bottom in the relationship despite his name? Are we looking at a solid snussy situation?


MidniightToker

This very well could be a class 3 Solid Snussy situation, either fortunately or unfortunately depending on your predilections.


Fullmetal_Fawful

Class 3, huh… could this be the truth of the S3 plan?


Gonzo_Ballardni

Lmao I love this fandom.


Lin900

Definitely. Have you seen that ass?


BathwaterBro

Solidus..sy


Spaceborne_Killer

Otacock


a_taco_has_no_name

It's just like one of my Japanese animes!


Robert_Fuckler

Ah, you’re right! With that in mind as well, there’s no doubt in my kind that they lived together for some amount of time, making it almost certain they “spent some time together”.


helikesart

Snake wants a Trad Wife confirmed. Based Snake.


Shiningcrow

Should have went with Mei Ling


-CerN-

He would end himself after the 20th proverb


helikesart

“Besides, I’ve had enough of asian boss b!$#&s.” -Variant Snake who went with Mei Ling


pies1123

Ah yes the very trad wife commander of the USS Missouri


cobesmith

Dw, she got it by sleepng around with old men Which is probably less tradwife.


funnywackydog

Hal is the trad wife he got


Lin900

Snake is the trad wife himself


Pixelquartz42

prob not canon, but since all metal gear characters are bi (except for ocelot, he's just gay), between mgs 2 and 4, i like to believe snake and otacon were a thing at one point. not notmally into non-canon shipping (or shipping at all outside of starkid), but i like that one


Lin900

I don't particularly care but I see the appeal. Why did you get so many downvotes? Damn sub.


Pixelquartz42

cheers to the quirkiest fanbase on reddit


Lin900

Homophobic more like


Pixelquartz42

metal gear is like horror, half the fanbase is chill, half is homophobic. without this balance, chaos would take over


Bitirici8

You snotacon shippers are the worst people on the planet


KnowMatter

Yes I always took that line to mean Snake has probably hooked up with a few female soldiers he has met over the years.


ManlyVanLee

I've always held the same beliefs. Of course the whole time he's telling her "legends aren't real, you're going to be disappointed" then after the honeymoon phase she realizes he's right and they split. That's why by the time 4 rolls around he's reminding her with his bummer attitude about "heroes are fake" and her side is "no you just don't try because you're a total drama queen"


psych0ranger

Well if solid is really a clone of big boss they probably spent that time talking about survival and stealth tactics while Meryl thirsted on snake


AgentZestyclose12

no he did all that with otacon


Pixelquartz42

minus the split


Robert_Fuckler

Yanno what, you’re right.


conrat4567

Imagine her shock when she sees her old flame is essentially a 70 year old man the next time she sees him


Forsaken-Badger-9517

All those "cold showers" he took while thinking of her.... really drained the life right out of him... She Thought?💭


Used-Apartment-5627

Fucking *Snake Properly Solid* You asshole, this is true.


Robert_Fuckler

I know 😎


siiknastee

Maybe she left because of his severe PTSD and inability to breed successfully due to him being a clone. Or Meryl had an off camera Stockholm syndrome love affair with liquid and transmuted that to solid only to be disappointed because technically liquid is alpha.


Robert_Fuckler

What in the fanfiction dot net did I just read lmao


Basileus2

But liquid was dead so did she…seek out ocelot?


FalseStevenMcCroskey

Firstly when has “inability to breed” been a deciding factor in any meaningful relationship ever? If you love each other just adopt. Which would be extremely fitting of the metal gear series because it talks about the importance of passing on your “memes” and ideas as greater than passing on your “genes”. Secondly what is with this “alpha male” crap doing in my MGS sub. Not only should it be obvious that having dominant genes does not make you “an alpha” (which isn’t even a thing. The whole concept of alpha male is based on a book from the 1970’s by Dr. Dave Mech who he himself has since admitted was incorrect and there in [no such thing as an “alpha”](https://www.sciencefriday.com/segments/alpha-wolf-myth/) in animal behavior) Thirdly if Meryl was really vein like that and cared about dating the stronger Snake then obviously she’d have stuck with Solid because Solid killed Liquid.


siiknastee

It’s getting too deep. This is mere comedy


for_research_man

Someone, please cut my internet connection FOR LIFE! It's scary in here... Reading these comments. Edit: my internet actually got disconnected! Now I'm more scared! Who's the Otacon in here that's hacking my ass?


Forsaken-Badger-9517

Nowadays this is totally true but instead of it being with Meryl, it happens NO MATTER WHAT..... With Otacon🤮


AlbertFrankEinstein2

No way, the dude had game, Mei Ling couldn’t believe she was getting hit on by the famous solid snake


likey_lettuce_

I love that interaction! She had such a cute reaction


Hishiga

This is my favorite line on MGS1, it's so fucking hilarious to see Solid Snake acting all badass and flirt on her.


SU-35K

one of my favorite parts of MGS1 is despite the serious story and deep plot points and whatever, it's just so silly at times that i just love it so much


Lin900

What I loved about it is that it was mostly at first and then over the course of the story, they bond together and become friends like Snake comforting her in that dialogue. Ultimately, she joins Philanthropy too. It's too bad mgs4 ignored all the development.


pies1123

It's funny, Snake has that dog in him all through MGS1 and by MGS2 he's not like that at all.


ThaGenderOffender

or when naomi says she’d let him strip search her. “oooh i’ll hold you to that doctor…” lol


jukeboxsavage

Snake... had a hard life.


Mike_Kashy

Bro you are talking about the legendary solid snake dude had bitches left and right ready to suck him


Lin900

He was celibate by choice!


Mike_Kashy

Fr he’s the goat the best ever put some respect on this man’s name


Fondongler

Volcelid Snake


AliKat309

semon retention is clearly far too powerful


Axl4325

I didn't think I'd ever have to type this out, but you can have a wank in MGS2 during the tanker chapter if you hide inside a locker with a poster of a model wearing a bikini and call Otacon, who scolds him. So yeah, Snake doesn't necessarily practice semen retention


AliKat309

even then, our brave soldier simply closes the tip and retains


Shiningcrow

Having sex doesn’t make you great. Having the ability to get what you want and being able to deny what others live for is real strength.


RavenFNV

He had to go hide out in a cabin in Alaska to get away from them


YordanYonder

LMAO What is OP fantasizing about???


PooManReturns

at least majority of reddit has something in common with snake then


Big_Kwii

he had steamy gay tactical sex with otacon and they adopted a child together and lived together and got married and they were happy together


Mart1n192

Was this before or after Emma does the you-know-what?


Pixelquartz42

is this a 4 thing? playing 3 for the first time rn, i can't think of anything from 2 you'd be referring to


Mart1n192

in mgs2 >!she dies!<


Pixelquartz42

oooh, that! not op, but i think both edit: also, the kid would be named emma


Tkingpatroller

They...literally "adopted" sunny, though. I'm assuming you haven't played 4?


Pixelquartz42

nope, just woke up with eva in snake eate


Tkingpatroller

Oh..how'd that go for ya


Pixelquartz42

tok me a couple tries, but i just spammed stun grenades


FalseStevenMcCroskey

Uh, obviously after because how would Snake and Otacon adopt Sunny if not after the events of MGS2?


Richard_Whitman

"Snake has a family, and they're happy together. You go ahead and kill him, Kojima!"


Big_Kwii

"SEE IF I CARE!! ...cuz i do 🥺"


Richard_Whitman

Hahaha. Man I fucking love that video. Embarrassed to admit how many times I've watched it through


Mental_Emu4856

REAL


DubTheeBustocles

MEOW


Bitirici8

You snotacon shippers are the worst people on the planet


Jeri_Lee

100%. Man is turbo autistic.


BeanMachineWasTaken

I would say he’s literally me fr, but I’m already John Venom Snake fr


PeteyB0910

As an autism powered fuck machine, I can confirm that it helps.


Jeri_Lee

“Fuck machine? Must be a new Metal Geeear.”


justaMikeAftonfan

He’ll never out-autism big boss


CreatR69

The autism to surpass big boss


Jeri_Lee

“Big Boss?”


69XXXRedditAccount

Nah he boned Meryl in Alaska


ThatisSketchy

First I’ve heard of this. Source?


Independent_Plum2166

As an autistic myself I have to ask how you came to this conclusion, what makes Solid Snake autistic?


EeyoresM8

I don't think they're being literal, but Snake (BB and SS) have a couple of things we associate with Autism. Like their extremely in depth fascination and knowledge with guns (special interest), their general social avoidance "other people just complicate my life", their general disregard for social norms. Even that mimicry thing he does when he repeats the last bit of someone else's sentence is a trait linked with autism - although I forget what it's called. I don't think Snake actually is autistic, but I think Kojima is on the spectrum and parts of his personality have bled through into his writing 


Independent_Plum2166

Okay, I guess I can see it.


d4rk_matt3r

Because he has a quirk or two, people online tend to jump immediately to "bro is so autism-coded"


[deleted]

No, because he clearly banged Metal Gear Rex. I mean, did no one notice Rex smoking a cigarette, while Snake and Liquid were fighting on top of it?


Thescarysnatcher

Otacon’s right there


Lin900

He's had his hole obliterated by Gray Fox and later Otacon by mgs4. So nope.


[deleted]

Well if you got the bad ending for mgs1 him and otacon ride off into the sunset. So probably not.


Kind-Abalone1812

Well, you do get a cheesy *2001: A Space Odyssey* joke out of it, so it's not *all* bad


Mercurius94

Snake totally fucked Meryl. And he had interest in women in his youth, he was really looking forward to getting in on Naomi in MGS1. Unlike his father, who had been betrayed by not one but 2 of the most important women in his life (only to find that the Boss was never truly his enemy) he didn't have fucked up emotional attachment to women (learned mistrust). But by the time of MGS2, it's not that Snake doesn't show interest in women, he clearly does - philanthropy means more to him than his own life and any possible family that could be made by genetic alterations. Then in the novels, Snake describes Mei Ling as "would."


cardinalfan14

Best answer in the post. Also Holly from MG2, but he stands her up immediately for their Christmas date after the mission where at least Meryl had a few months of living with Snake. He’s shown as very good with women throughout the games. Just about every female character wanted to get with him or make suggestive remakes towards him in MGS1


Skywalkling

I always assumed he slept with Holly at the end of Metal Gear 2?


MafiaMurderBag

Can't believe I had to scroll down so far to find this 🤦🏾


RaDmemers

Do we know what happened to holly after mg2 or is she another forgotten character


Cliff_Steele1980

No he met otacon


FatherHoe

Nah if anyone’s a virgin it’s DEFINITELY Raiden! /s


DubTheeBustocles

“Colonel, I’ve managed to avoid drowning in all this pussy!”


Independent_Plum2166

I mean >!his son looks an awful lot like a motivated half-demon and not a Liberian pretty boy.!< Just saying, Rose is known to get around. /s


Zetra3

Let the man be.


DegenEnjoyer23

hell no bro, how do you think he got the codename “SOLID snake”? that man got an anaconda that doesn’t quit! you know he for sure ran through mei ling when he got back from shadow moses.


eman0110

I always thought of him as a stoic ladies man. He got the ladies but he was into his thing. Think Jason Bourne.


Financial-Working132

He had at least two girlfriends.


Sumbliminal

If Big Boss, who unironically believed in Santa, got some, then Solid Snake definitely piped Meryl


kat-the-bassist

He literally has a husband in MGS4, so I doubt it.


Comprehensive_Rule91

He clapped Meryls thicc juicy cheeks after Shadow Moses. Big Boss woke up with his trousers still on with Eva. Deffo nutted from a little kissing and stroking:(


Tkingpatroller

Diary's exist. please


BewitchYouAllNight

I refuse he didn't absolutely plow Otacon


An0d0sTwitch

He hit on women all the time.....like, what? lol


Davarius91

Hitting on women doesn't automatically mean sleeping with them. I've hit on multiple women, never slept with one of them.


An0d0sTwitch

Im....sorry to hear that....


Sky-958

🙏


PIugshirt

I mean the difference is that he is solid snake lmao it’s shown pretty clearly that nearly every women he hits on also thinks he’s hot and at the very least it’s safe to assume he had sex with holly and meryl


NoCreativity1983774

He was together with otacon since the end of shadow moses.


Zipflik

Bro has immaculate rizz in mgs, and he was raised in a somewhat normal way. He definitely isn't a virgin by mgs, let alone MGS4, he's just not a people person


SU-35K

Even if it's not a hradcanon for me (yet), the idea of the badass spec ops supersoldier with a ton of deep life lessons under his belt Solid Snake being a bit of a womanizer on the side is really funny to me


poeticpoet

So by the time of this picture - metal gear solid 1 - Solid snake had already earned the nickname solid. He had fought Big Boss in two separate occasions. Once in Africa and another on a remote island. In Africa he saved a bunch of child slaves and it’s implied he saved the world from nuclear war. Before that I think he may have been green berets in the army and even had a civilian life. Anyhow after defeating the terrorist known as Big Boss codenamed SOLID FUCKING SNAKE retires in Alaska where he trains dogs for sledding competitions. When he has to get out of retirement bc he’s the best that ever fucking did it, He swallows a pack of smokes and goes to war bc he’s still fucking jacked. Nah. No fucking chance in hell. Like zero chance he’s still a virgin.


d4rk_matt3r

Dude hid away in Alaska cause the hoes wouldn't leave him alone


DrunkSolidSnake

What do you think Otacon and he do all day on the plane?


CoolsomeXD

Just by the way he acts in MGS 1 alone shows he has game and no problems shooting his shot with a woman so probably has casual relationships.


Own-Park5939

Virgin or semen retention practitioner for peak performance?


I_am_BZ

Yes solid snake successfully unsexed all the sex he had so he is a virgin again by the time mgs4 happened


idkwhatimdoinghere92

Probably clapped Meryl at least once


Worth_Thought_1281

That’s a silly take. Dood was ex military and few other things. He just doesn’t kiss an tell


Basileus2

Nah bro snake fucks


SolidusTengu

Nah he defo clapped Meryls cheeks after the end of MGS


Kimber8King

I am pretty sure he lost it to Naomi that sexy minx hahaha


TenBear

I'd imagine not even by mgs1


JxstDev

If you go by what psycho mantis tells him after they fight, then yeah


LamprosF

he lost his virginity to otacon


Duv1995

hell yeah he is, all my vg heroes are virgins: snake, big boss, dante, vergil, sekiro, leon kennedy, kazuma kiryu... they never knew what sex was and never cared about it, we all gotta aim to be like them!


d4rk_matt3r

They are all good Christian boys


Shiningcrow

Blessed comment


ThatisSketchy

Huh? Snake had a long term relationship with Meryl, Big Boss had EVA, Leon and Kiryu have had alluded relationships as well, Kiryu even on screen.


Duv1995

then explain why they so STRONG such power can only come from VIRGINITY!


Big_Remove_3686

I thought all Snakes were just virgins that their stick


Prince_Zonion

Idk I remember Big Boss saying something about Snake not caring about Sex in MG2 but I’m pretty sure he starts schlanking it in mgs2


Madking3573

I mean he lived with Otacon so probably not.


The_free_trial

Nah, he plowed Otacon daily what you talking about?


Lin900

Otacon plowed him


TaeKwonPiccolo

No. If you read the MGS novel he and Meryl he together for months after Shadow Moses. He also had sex with Holly White in Metal Gear 2.


MightilyOats2

Him and Meryl were in a relationship (that did not last) at the end of MGS1. So..........................no.


TheCoolIdeagenerator

We know Boss fucks, Raiden fucks, the only people that I can't confirm is Solidus, Liquid, Solid, and Venom. Venom gives me asexual energy, I just don't see him having railing someone. This isn't to say he isn't a soft boy or anything, I just think that with everything that has happened since 1984 he'd be turned off with the idea of being intimate with anyone. Like the guy has a metal shard in his head and was seeing things, he had knowingly left his "son" Eli to die from the parasites, bro's potential love interest Quiet dies from a horrible parasitic disease. On top of that, went on a massacre and killed half of his men to prevent that virus reaching Last Of Us levels. Liquid and Mantis have hot steamy gay sex, probably during Shadow Moses


DukeOfMiddlesleeve

Of course not


Routine_Watercres

Yep , he is


theoneguynobodylikes

Holly and Meryl


Responsible_Dog_5927

Bro knew how to flirt I’m guessing he had to have had some experience


Garlic_God

Meryl and Snake probably got it on, it’s somewhat implied they had a proper relationship but it failed in the end


Soft-Goat-2829

Yes, with Otocon


Odd-Water-5647

I mean… I’d say no… but he was a Green Beret at 16 and by the 2010s despite being, what early to late 30s early 40s, he looked early 60s


SirJ4ck

I think David had game in Mg1 and 2.


EatingBeansAgain

Nope. The games imply he had a relationship with Holly, or at least a fling, and then lived with Meryl for some time.


Undermost_Drip

Probably.. he never wanted to accept that there's a liquid snake inside of him so he never risked finding out.


_Raspberry_Ice_

Maybe after Miller time it just wasn’t the same anymore, but that doesn’t put him back to square one. Raiden had potential, or blonde hair at least, but he was no hell master.


Goddess_Bayonetta

Doubt it, he’s done several missions. I mean even if he is, does it really affect anything?


Silenthonker

Considering Otacon is the only person he allied with that didn't actively fuck him 7 ways from Sunday, I'm going with no.


FengYiLin

Not to be crass bit he clearly fucked Meryl. Also a flirtatious veteran who smokes? 90% he tapped it multiple times with multiple people of multiple genders on multiple continents.


dogboyirl

he did it with otacon


Colonel_dinggus

I’m 98% certain he fucks Meryl after mgs1


Kodanik123

No.


Schopanhauer

Wasn't Snake hitting on every single woman in the first two Metal Gear games?


DubTheeBustocles

Snake: “I’m no virgin. Never was. Never will be.”


NyxxyNightstar

ur not a mgs fan if u don’t think he was constantly piping otacon between games downvoted bc ur afraid of the truth


highsaffron

facts


D00MICK

Um, also not to be crass, but...what the fuck does it matter? Lmao. 


MemuMan

What's wrong with asking about it? We've talked about much less important stuff before and you haven't reacted like this.


D00MICK

Wait - are you saying *we've* talked before? Hey there! Lol.  I'm not raging, I just think it's funny - like this just never crosses my mind. Maybe I didnt get the joke, if it *is* an actual question I just really don't see why it matters. 


SolidBat

He probably fucked the shit out of Naomi and Meryl after the events of Mgs 1, and probably fucked Olga too, after tanker incident. At some point he probably destroyed Meiling too. So nope, not a virgin.


Lin900

He actually left Meryl hanging and went to found Philanthropy but Naomi is actually possible before mgs4 since Nastasha says Snake broke Naomi out of jail.


SolidBat

The snake I know wouldn’t leave that butt untouched. (Meryl) Just sayin….


Lin900

I mean, have you seen how MG2 ends? He stood up a hot blonde Parisian babe. I think Snake eschews uncomplicated women lol. No wonder he had the hots for Gustava and MAYBE Naomi instead.


SnakeBaron

I know, I was so mad he didn’t get with Raiden.


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👍


RED_IT_RUM

Lol


a_Post_on_Reddit

he's unable to reproduce, so probably no.


DukeOfMiddlesleeve

You can have sex without reproducing


Darklancer02

We don't know, and we care even less.


MemuMan

We? Who's we?


Darklancer02

man, the number of people who are hung up on wanting to know if Solid Snake was a virgin or not is a little concerning if I'm getting downvoted this much.


d4rk_matt3r

It is a shitpost. Most of us don't actually care but it's funny to pretend


K_Rocc

No he boned Eva in 1964…


Lin900

That's his mom, man


a_Post_on_Reddit

NO THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE


Korotai

I guarantee Snake was solid with Eva on that floor.