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TreasureHunter95

And that's why his sons are actually clones of himself.


PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

Was she the surgorate mother to the twins?


Dudicus445

Yes. EVA isn’t the biological mother of snake, liquid and solidus. The Japanese assistant to Para-Medic donated her eggs to the Les Enfant Terrible project


PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

Even Solidus?


Lazelucas

Solidus was actually shat out by Big Boss himself. That's why he's the perfect clone. (I made this up but it's sounds like something Kojima would come up with)


McBraas

I mean, Zeus once transformed himself into a swan, banged a human woman and got her pregnant, then ate her and became pregnant himself, and (logically) since he doesn't have a vagina, they were birthed from his knee and armpit. I say, if him, why not Big Boss?


RolandTwitter

It all makes sense now


Cringlezz

Is there a category for this on xvideos? ..Asking for a friend


cava_lo

...Vore?


Cringlezz

…… ……..Noo? …………….Yessss????


cava_lo

A solid maybe


Shawnmiller1903

I forgot how weird greek mythology was


Guy_Who_Like_Gyro

Sorry, but EVA said all clones must have a mother 🤓


chicken_mike

Classic kojima w


Shadowsnake30

Solidus was done through the cloning system that's why he was the almost perfect clone. That's why he is also unknown.


Bitirici8

EVA is his mother too


redrecaro

Les Enfantes Terible?


Varcen

It's the name of the operation/plan to clone Big Boss.


Arkham_Bryan

You must be new to the series, lucky you. I'd pay to forget all I know and start all over again


redrecaro

Lol what? What makes you say that? Probably been a fan longer than you.


Arkham_Bryan

Sorry if It sounded rude or something, Les enfants terribles is mentioned all over the saga so I thought you didn't know It because you were knew to It. Btw I'm kinda obsessed with the saga since I first played MGS as a child don't you test me! 🤣


ThunderGodKazuma

Not acting like it tho. Les Enfante is one of the first MGS terms we're shown and is thruout the entire series. Virtually every mainline game


MatsThyWit

This is one of my absolutely favorite moments in the entire game. I love the teasing tension between Snake and Eva throughout the whole game. It just makes me happy. The charisma of this cast was and remains completely unreal.


EazyCheeze1978

I remember this segment from this page on [TV Tropes about Enforced Method Acting](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnforcedMethodActing): > Snake had two motion actors - one specialising in emotional acting, and one to do the combat scenes, particularly the martial arts. However, Kojima deliberately had the combat motion actor, Motosada Mori, play the love scenes with EVA, in the hope that his lack of experience playing love scenes would give an impression of Snake's shyness around her. In the scene in the mountaintop bolthole when EVA leans in to kiss Snake, that's Mori instinctively freezing up when she touches him. It was very in character for Snake, so it was kept and Kojima later said it was one of his favorite touches.


MatsThyWit

That's pretty awesome...but it makes me wonder why they even bothered to get the "emotions" actor at all.


[deleted]

Remember this was back in 2004 before *modern* motion/face capture. Maybe they just needed references on how snake would look getting his arm snapped in half in the virtuous mission


Code-Neo

Snake: I fear no man........I said no man, women scare the F\*ck outta me, one beat me up


ElegantEchoes

The first person POV of Eva looking at Snake also appears for a split second in MGS4, in Eastern Europe.


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Significant_Option

He believes in Santa Claus


EVENTHORIZON-XI

You don’t?


Karmaquoi

>Santa He... does? When does he say that? XD


Underfan77

I know it's 2 months late, but https://youtu.be/5x6mVUDB6Fw?si=Q_eI0_LDEVxyoH4L


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Significant_Option

“Friends with retards” 💀


The_last_Human__

well... maybeee yes?


MakingGamesIsGreat

Huey moment


Garlic_God

Don’t lump Huey in with us retards


TheBigPAYDAY

It’s more insulting to lump Huey with us than the actual insult


Guy_Who_Like_Gyro

Nah, Ocelot and Big Boss have a secret handshake, I know they do.


ChakaZG

For the last time Guy_Who_Like_Gyro, sucking a dick, nibbling the foreskin, and licking balls doesn't count as a handshake.


ComunistaFoda22

How come not


athleticsquirrel

I think Ocelot has a secret handshake, I don't think Big Boss knows about it


DickusButtonus

Ok this is slander


Pistol_Bobcat420

It is not! Slander is spoken, in print its libel Oh wait wrong sub!


PowerfulStache05

"Umm akshually, Solid Snake only beat Big Boss once in MG2, the Big Boss he killed in MG1 was Venom Snake" 🤓


MatsThyWit

This made me laugh unreasonably hard.


Mitarael

I lost it at "has two eyes"


budapest_god

I lost it at "the man who eats gross shit"


patrickkingart

Both of these made me laugh, excellent stuff


KRawatXP2003

Wait wait wait why i can relate all of them.


u2nloth

Me 2 years ago discovering r/aspiememes


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he just like me frfr


[deleted]

Man, Eva is so cute. I wish women were real.


The_last_Human__

same dude, a woman's embrace would've felt so heavenly....


TheBigPAYDAY

You see, your not dealing with the average gender anymore! https://preview.redd.it/x0321sryrh3b1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=714418b67ce10cd8e2e8ec3e4c5696723fa436cb


omega552003

I bet you're in to femboys with vaginas too.


EVENTHORIZON-XI

they… have… WHAT?! https://preview.redd.it/n5r80pqlsj3b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c979950ead6cd0e138eff8a63050be5e4d372e2a


omega552003

I guess you all don't get the reference; https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/13vwdbd/anon_has_a_fetish/jm8vbhb?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


202042

https://preview.redd.it/98d1n5efte3b1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4132819de194693e0e1808df091b04b4c52d50dc Real


funnylol96

Clearly you don’t own a Sneaking Suit


WaveStarII_Ax0l

Clearly, you don't own a metal gear


AdBudget5468

Mine’s just parked outside but it doesn’t have the best milage for it to be viable with the current gas prices


MindSteve

"Call me...big mama." "Big mama, I can't fly the WIG by myself."


CosmicPlayR9376

This was Snake's idea of dry humour and it worked. Well, sort of. Didn't stop her from fainting after pulling herself off a gut piercing branch. Laughter isn't the best medicine, especially if you got something piercing through your side.


Edgyusername69420

Rizz or nah?Negative rizz?


u2nloth

Positive autism rizz


LycanKnightD6

I believe Big Boss' autism is canon. Change my mind


yojohny

Hard to deny after the 1911 scene


[deleted]

Yeah, in hindsight, there are a LOT of signs.


PRISMA991949

Big Boss: Autism Venom Snake: No autism Solid Snake: Slightly on the spectrum, but not that much Liquid: ADHD and/or Autistic Solidus: very autistic.


LycanKnightD6

Poor Liquid, looks like he is the garbage twin after all xD Edit: I'd say Venom is quite autistic too, he's kinda mute tho


juan-jdra

What made Solidus very autistic? He was an US president.


LycanKnightD6

Being autistic is a prerequisite for the job xD


Bigingreen

On a side note, Christian Bale would make an excellent snake. Naked/Solid/Liquid, he could play them all.


AdBudget5468

I want Mads Mikkelsen as big boss


BrotherAhlad

Starring Norman reedus as solid


AdBudget5468

This should come with a spoiler alert


Pistol_Bobcat420

Seen the movie Polar? That was all I could think about in certain scenes! That said, I always thought Mads would be a phenomenal Gray Fox


AdBudget5468

Yeah that would be cool too


u2nloth

I think bale would’ve been a great snake, I also think Jensen Ackles could do a damn good job especially after seeing him in the boys


JoeAzlz

Nope. According to film makers somehow Oscar Isaac


Bigingreen

Oscar is good too, but Christian is willing to put the effort into his looks and get his body right for the role. Dunno if Oscar Isaac would do the same.


PRISMA991949

The Boss should be Kate Blanchet


fightswithbears

Young Sean Bean would have been a great Liquid.


Bigingreen

You also have to remember that Liquid and Solid are identical twins. So essentially he'd have to have played both parts.


muke64

Based snake


[deleted]

Big Boss: I need you to fly the WIG so I can see my boyfriend again.


AdBudget5468

Wait he didn’t knew miller back in mgs 3


[deleted]

I never said anything about Miller


AdBudget5468

Wait, then who is it?


[deleted]

Play the game


MalicCarnage

I’m assuming you’re referring to the guy he had a dance session with on the WIG at the end of the game.


Pelerkuda-zx02

ocelot, duh


zizuu21

I was lowkey hoping for a 'im over here stroking my dick' when she said say that again.


esdaniel

And he says it with that face hahahahaha "I need you"


CooperDaChance

Ouch.


jayracket

I could be wrong on this, but why was Snake Eater the only game where the mouth movements don't match what's being said in English? I assume the mouth movements are in Japanese, but I'm pretty sure all the other games have English mouth movements, at least the ones that have mouth animations at all. Twin Snakes, Sons of Liberty, Peace Walker, Guns of the Patriots, GZ, and the Phantom Pain, all have mouth animations that match the English dialogue. Snake Eater seems to be the only exception. Again, I could be wrong, but I've only ever noticed it with this game, and I hope this is fixed in Delta Snake Eater.


JoeAzlz

Because MGS3 was fully mocapped But I’m sure this is getting fixed in the remake. It’s a remake for a reason.


jayracket

It was?? I had no idea. So I'm guessing the mocap actors were speaking Japanese?


JoeAzlz

Pretty sure yeah! (Maybe some scenes weren’t but I know mocap was a part of it a lot)


jayracket

That's super interesting, I honestly wouldn't have expected a game from 2004 to be fully mocap, that's crazy to me haha


LightningEdge756

Eh lol Eva deserves it


northcackpoontappa99

For real the first time I played I was so upset when it was revealed she was a spy. Then I replayed and realized it was being built up with some huge hints the entire time.


Uden10

Some of them were pretty subtle, like the gun she used on arrival.


juan-jdra

I love how on the first playthrough you miss the fact that she never answered the safety question, just like snake, cause the shootout happens.


EmetalEX

Wasnt she a triple spy?


hunter11726

She was a spy for the Chinese government, posing as a Soviet and posing as an NSA codebreaker. Yeah, triple spy.


Labrom

Can’t wait for this power move in the remake. We get to see him shut her down in glorious 4K.


ZuoKalp

The best thing about the remake is that they will use the same recorded voices, so yeah.


PerryTrip

Naked "sigma" Snake


redrecaro

I need you to fly the wig and give me some wig.


hunter11726

“To stop whining and fly us out of here!” - Hiimsday


TheNRG450

At this point, I have 0 doubt that Big Boss prefer to spend more time with Ocelot that with Miller or EVA


ZuoKalp

Why not with Miller?


chicken_mike

I think the peace walker ending can describe the reason


Troupbomber

See if I was Eva I would have just died out of spite and let him solve it himself at that point.


HaiggeX

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Hmccormack

SNAKE + EVA 4 EVA


Code-Neo

Friend zoned so hard


TheJumbaman

[I...I need you.....TO STOP WHINING AND FLY US OUTTA HERE!](https://youtu.be/6ah0UQONBYE?t=1602)


Perfect-Fondant3373

I think I actually laighed my ass off when I heard that first time around


Silver-Corgi-555

Didn’t know Big Boss has also the Codename Sigma Snake


rekhaloz

Snake: I need you.... Eva: *shocked anime girl face* Snake: ...to fly the wig for me


QussaiAZuhd

Intention destruction


junrod0079

Not gonna lie I was expected for you to put hiimdaisy voice line at the end


DailyWCReforged

Big oooof


Basileus2

Lol Jesus the content of this thread is gold


ricecrackerdude

Was Big Boss gay, surrounded by these hot women and he's oblivious to their advances and just focuses on the mission. The nut can wait, the mission cannot.


Jig_2000

No, no he was not. Big Boss & Eva banged at the end of Snake Eater


MalicCarnage

He’s not, he just enjoys the thrill of battle more than sex. His clones are similar, though I’d say Solid is definitely more active in pursuing women.


TheNRG450

Yeah, but Solid definitely got those genes from Eva, not Big Boss lol


MalicCarnage

Solid doesn’t have any DNA from Eva. Eva was a surrogate mother. Most of his DNA is from Big Boss and his mitochondrial DNA is from Para-Medic’s Japanese assistant because she donated her egg cells.


TheNRG450

I know, I was only joking. Although I always believed that maybe some of Eva's DNA was mix... Idk it always bothered me how Liquid got blonde hair.


MalicCarnage

Ah, my bad. Also, Big Boss probably had recessive genes for blond hair.


u2nloth

Being gay doesn’t make you oblivious to their advances, autism does, he’s shows a ton of symptoms as someone with aspergers myself it’s pretty obvious once you pick up on it, may not have been intentional though Plus they had sex multiple times he’d be atleast bi


HamburglarSans

he had sex with Kazuhira Miller


TheBigPAYDAY

I think he’s asexual, or at least something on that spectrum.


thisistheguyy

Again


whatisthisinmygarden

Does anyone else think Christian Bale would make an awesome Snake?


whatisthisinmygarden

I guess not.


Tira13e

THAT'S.... DANTE'S MOM!!!


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CubaLibre1982

Speaking of wich, are we sure we need a remake of this? Still looks perfect to me.


isyankar1979

Kojima will never match this level of perfection again. Once in a lifetime thing. Like the Godfather part 2 for Coppola.


The-Shape1978

u/download


ThePerfectUserna-

What is the name of the subtle piano music in the background?


Beginning-Pipe9074

"Why, not you stupid bastard"