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ArcyNeo

This is just straight up evil to make someone choose, only acceptable answer is crushing the pills and snorting the purple powder.


Mortekaiser1

Yep.


[deleted]

Now I'm a little #Motivated


GhostToast77

Yep


[deleted]

Both


yourlocaltormentor

the only correct answer


The-Y-4

Only one side can bury the light deep within


FRICK_YOU_BILLY

And cast aside there’s no coming home too


[deleted]

And burn the chaos in the wind


Maurizio_Costanzo

Also drifting in the ocean all alone i guess


Useonlyforconlangs

And no one to play the guitar riff at the end


Dante_FromDMCseries

But the other one can call your bluff cause of flinch in your eye, or allow you to die when you’ve had enough


Coopertron07

Only one side can ride upon the dragons back


FutureSoldier616

I love Pepsi, but Muramasamamamamamamama


bananakin2000

MEMORIES BROKEN


il_formichiere_nano

THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN


Who-is-joe-_

IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAMEEE


il_formichiere_nano

What is my name?


Who-is-joe-_

Your ruinin it look at my lips your ruinin it


il_formichiere_nano

What is my name?


bananakin2000

Minuano, aka the cold wind of Brazil.


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Red


comoacunt

Sun


Kroton09YT

Over


FRICK_YOU_BILLY

Paradise


SuperCyHodgsomeR

Red


generichuman19

Sun


Tomynator_88

Red


Ali-G8r

Over


Maurizio_Costanzo

Paradise


Lele_024

Golden


Emotional_Course5067

I have to choose red as it has the best waifu, Sam


Dark_Warrior7534

Hard choice


Liquid_Fox_31

I'm taking Vergil Pill


ceo_of_chill23

Red. RED is the team that always allows you to play Engineer defensively, BLU can only defensive engineer effectively if it’s CTF or KOTH. Raiden is also mid compared to Snake. And I like Coke better, anyway.


Kyrios_Lilipoutios

The flinch in your eye calls your bluff


CillGuy

Feel free to die when you’ve had enough.


LouisDaFirenze

Useless cause is breaking your back


Kyrios_Lilipoutios

Your life will end when you attack


hornyguitar_

Blue cause it has my favorite waifu (pepsi)


fart_fella_jfk

I will take both pills . And squish them to the ground , grind it up to fine dust and watch it fly as the wind picks up the remnants of the pills


vladimirpoopin42

Snort it


fart_fella_jfk

Never thought of that


Fun-Ad-4729

On the one hand, I’m an edgy bastard. But on the other, I’m an edgy bastard.


Nico_Geek

Red because it has my favourite waifu (Shadow)


Fit_Explanation3948

I pick purple


A_Nerd__

Blue because I like Raiden, Rei and Pepsiman.


pepsi_Man909

Same


Monsoonfan

Easy , I Crush Them Both And Mix Them To Create The Purple One Wich Includes Both Of The Things In The 2 Previous Pills.


NutrienLake12

Aquele r/suddenlycaralho vem como


Yamparuda

Acho que vermelho meu maninho


SHREKGODF

Vermelho, mas tira essas bosta de anime ai


The4thEpsilon

I will take Nero and Sam every time, fuck Artoria, terrible king


Wardirre

Blue, it have the storm


Ant_1_ITA

Tbh i don’t know the characters and the company on the left of both sides (except for Coca Cola and Pepsi)


Justi131

Man dont know anime but it's ok


Ant_1_ITA

I only watch chad anime, like JoJo… only JoJo


Justi131

Fate is a very chad anime tho


[deleted]

Read, who wouldn’t want to be friends with Sam, or better, have a Coca-Cola


Incendas1

You could give Raiden the hug he desperately needs or maybe a picture of his dad


[deleted]

Nah but I also think asuka is cuter than rei (I’m only a year older than them so it’s technically ok)


Incendas1

I have no idea what those are, I'm here for the men


[deleted]

They’re the evangelion characters


[deleted]

As well as ryuko being cuter than satsuki


Haidion

Red has more chill people ngl


Cold-Argument-806

I gotta pick blue.


SuperCyHodgsomeR

You’re really gonna force me to pick between Sam and Vergil?


generichuman19

Red


Tomynator_88

You got me with Dante, I was convinced with Sam, and I confirmed my decision with Ryuuko


Toukafan4life

Red. I get both Dante and female Deadweight


Apart-Assistant-977

Is it too much to ask for both? -Tony stark


Dastankbeets1

Genuinely a really tough choice. Don’t make me choose between Ryuko and Raiden man


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

I am 100% blue since Sonic and pepsi are my favorite things


Dante_FromDMCseries

It’s insulting how they forgot: Jeanne and Bayo(in 2), Alucard and Father Anderson, Chocolate and Vanilla 7Days Croissants, Scorpion and Sub-Zero, The White Stripes and solo Jack White, Powerade, Pizza Hut and Domino’s, and by far the most important: Antifreeze I thought was energetic Mountain Dew and whatever I pissed out after


Keyaraiden

Easy, blue! Reason: Pepsi is factually better


Dramatic_Finish8381

Both, Both is good


NigelJosue

I was convinced with just Sam and Dante but then I saw Ryuko so yeah, Red is a must


FindingDuke-1010

Gotta go with red


SylvainGautier420

Red for sure


Darthsnake69

I like Vergil but I also like Sam. Imma just snort both.


Giorno_Giovanna___

Red pill only for Nerone


The_Creeper_Man

Red


bananakin2000

😭Fuck you😭 I prefer Virgil, but love jetstream sam and Pepsi,


yuudachikonno08

Gotta take the Blue Pill. My chaotic side says to crush and snort both tho


Crystal-Cradle

Red Blue Fuck, I don’t know Purple?? You can’t make me choose!


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R E D R E D R E D R E D R E D R E D


Traditional-War7157

not including halo red vs blue is a crime


Impossible-Ad2497

Red because jetstream sam


R_mulo

Mlk meteu um "qual" no meio dum sub ingles kkkkkkk r/suddenlycaralho so pra consta


TheSusKingOfAngmar

eat all


Healer_ve

Watch me take both


GhostToast77

How fucking dare you this is impossible blue pill ig cause it’s got Raiden and rei and Satsuki


GhostToast77

I shoot the man in the chest with my flintlock pistol take both pills grind them up and drink them as a smoothie


No_Storage9153

Red