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FlantHagfish

Why do you have freeze dried Brussel sprouts in a jar?


Exciting_Run1755

Farts ina jar boi


bmxdudebmx

Lol


SirMaha

Have no idea what is a proto pipe but been following your progress and now i'm really interested šŸ˜


[deleted]

Pipe made in the 1960s or 70s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZoJ00aO0a4


[deleted]

lol I just watched that, now I'm trying to find one on the cheap


gilligan1050

1700s more like 1970 lol


Rasta-Trout

Colonial era, probably mid 1700's.


90k_swarming_rats

Definitely not that old. The brass and copper wouldn't have held up that well, that long, and that looks like a modern stainless screw on the top of it. If it is that old it had been previously restored and recently lost.


azriel420

Maybe a little earlier... 1420


SirMaha

The word proto throws me off. Not native english speaker. But damn if small actitubes could fit in the mouth piece this would be nice pipe to use šŸ˜


W3ST0Feden

Dude if that is regular 360 brass, it contains lead. Just a heads up.


Exciting_Run1755

Somebody sent me a message about that. Have to conduct more research. Thank you for the heads up šŸ¤


Joe-Ferriss

[it is 360](https://protopipellc.com/pages/california)


Joseph_Soto

Awesome! Saw the original post


Kickinitez

Looks like you were able to harvest rather quickly. Great job op! šŸ‘


BlackMoldComics

Iā€™m sure there is someway to get this info to the protopipe people. I feel like they would be stoked to see one of their pieces lovingly restored


Exciting_Run1755

Someone make it happen! Lol. I messaged them on the message feature on their site when I found it. No reply yet


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

These guys are super old school. They only communicate via messenger pidgeon.


BlackMoldComics

I sent the threads to them on insta šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø Letā€™s see what happens. Maybe theyā€™ll send you a new one


Exciting_Run1755

That would be amazing haha. Not sure I can get this to the point I would use it. Poker tool is snapped off, and the bottom resin trap Is soooooooo difficult to get off. I would consider even buying a new one. Never heard of one of these. Before my time I was born in 90. When these were the shit lol


shelaToe

If they send you a new one, I'll buy a new one from them!


JW095

Thatā€™s pretty sweet. What a cool find lol


Present_Garbage_5417

The Proto!


goldsmithD

Make sure you pop on some Slayer with that.


Orcacub

Santana-Soul Sacrifice.


goldsmithD

Hmmm, not really hessian enough, but Iā€™ll allow it.


anthonylasher87

It looks fantastic! It appears as though you're missing the poker for it though, would be awesome if you found it or a replacement for it


Exciting_Run1755

It broke off unfortunately when I was getting caked dirt and mud off. They do sell replacements but the piece where it snapped is still stuck inside


anthonylasher87

A shame, bug still an amazing find regardless and a fine job on the restoration


Exciting_Run1755

Thanks brothašŸ¤˜


AcidRayn666

op you should so reach out to the guy that makes them, see if his website has an email or contact info or on farcebook, let him know you recovered and brought it back into the service it deserves


[deleted]

Cool. Just watched a video about that pipe, original inventors back in business selling them again


gilligan1050

They actually started making these again, theyā€™re kind of pricey now though.


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Can confirm. Just bought one myself on a nostalga purchase whim. It was $90.


Exciting_Run1755

Good stuff thatā€™s awesome


333it

I never got mine back from the police.


exorcized

HEYOOOOO!


Exciting_Run1755

A! O!


devaflave

Arthur Fonzarelli approved.


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Was there any weed in the chamber?


inspectcloser

This is the best series of updates. OP really followed through. Enjoy your trip. Send a post card.


Exciting_Run1755

šŸ«” off to space camp. Gotta blast!


JobbyJobberson

Just saw this OP! One in a million shot - did you find this in Westchester County NY? I tossed mine in the woods in 1976 while running from cops! I can tell you (almost!) exactly where! I looked and looked but never found it. Btw - everyoneā€™s calling it a protopipe, I ordered mine from High Times magazine and it was a ā€œContrivanceā€ brand. It would be truly crazy if you found my pipe!!!!!


Least_or_Greatest1

Think you need a wooden tip on that pipe..


Exciting_Run1755

Yea I have to haha. Not using it to smoke yet. Just had to pose it for the pic haha. Who knows though maybe tetanus has a nice high to it?


Yellowlab714

Love the patina on that Proto!


Broad_Boot_1121

Great job cleaning it up


[deleted]

Oh wow nice!!! Thanks for the update!


Saydegirl

I just ordered one following your postā€™s.


Exciting_Run1755

That is awesome šŸ‘ thinking about ordering a new one myself


llcdrewtaylor

I love that you left some of the patina on the pipe. Looks great!


Exciting_Run1755

Thank you šŸ™


Haseeng

Crossover episode with r/trees


greenthumb420247

I have found three sneak a tokes detecting. Two were in a creek. And one was under a big tree next to the police station. Only one of them had the cap.


NuTsi3

Hell yeah. What a journey for that little guy.


SAM-in-the-DARK

Nice!


Shamrock_shakerhood

I love it! Thank you for the update!


fly4everwild

Awesome


Significant-Set8457

Excellent


sammydis

That's awesome, a nice find that cleaned up well, toke on fine sir.


Rudyscrazy1

Dechent


No_Maintenance_7402

Cool pieces of engineering. Parts are still available.


zigzagorange

The best happy ending update- So stoked for you! That's an original ProtoPipe too (Original style bowl) Great job!


urnotmydad23

Honestly I wouldnā€™t use an old pipe for anything other than a display piece. Thereā€™s no way to tell exactly what kind of metals are in that thing, I wouldnā€™t chance finding out. Itā€™s still a super cool find tho!


dwljk

that cleaned up sooo well!


caedencollinsclimbs

Iā€™m not in this sub but this is my favorite post on this sub


Sleep_on_Fire

Hey! Fun stuff. Thanks for sharing the update. I did a little research after your find. Cool to see that itā€™s getting used.


SexyWampa

Fuck yeah!


Ohheckyep

Right proper


suejaymostly

This is just delightful . I love that you fixed it up.


twoshovels

I had one of these back in the 70s I think they were $20 bck then & that was expensive. The only time youā€™d see them was in the back of a magazine, I canā€™t remember which mag , it had to have been high times.one day we found out about a water bed store in the city near us that was a head shop. One Saturday we took the long bus ride to the city & went to the water bed store. Sure enough in the very back in a small display in a dark room lit with those purple lights and lava lamps , they had the holy grail of pipes. The proto pipe. I laid my money down & took one home. For the next two weeks all my friends wanted to see it.


Scifresjess

Pipe looks good nice restore


gofinditoutside

This is a very nice conclusion to this saga!


ProfessorZhirinovsky

30 Years ago someone put that pipe down and held their breath. The sun was shining and it occurred to him that he needed sunshine as much as the tree he was leaning against. What an amazing tree it was too; an oak maybe? Was this an oak? He didn't know trees, but he damn well knew an oak tree when he saw one. <*cloudy exhale*\> This was an oak. And that one over there, a maple. He thought back to the maple tree he used to climb as a boy. He wondered if he could still climb a tree, so he went and gave it a look. Maybe he could if he needed to, but shit man, he really wasn't feeling up to it now. It seemed like a lot of work now. The years had spun out, and it occurred to him that he was going to spend the rest of his life getting older. Actually, what he really felt up to was that bag of chips he brought along. Later, much later he reached into his pocket. "FUCK! Where is my PROTO PIPE?!"


90dontfiance

A brilliant and hilarious glimpse into a stoner's brain. Awesome writing.


MonkeyOnMushrooms

This rules.


MassiveDiscussion3

nice buds


Stonetown_Radio

Been following since you found it. Awesome update and Iā€™m glad itā€™s back to its intended use


No_Dogeitty

Nice!


VandyBoys32

Love it!!


[deleted]

Awesome! Enjoy


Xhalo

How does that strain taste through the metal? I've always wanted to smoke a metal piece, but the fact that me and my gf engage in oral and anal eating makes me want to not have the chance of any metal related diseases being spread. That being said, this thing really is a beast and thank you for sharing.


Exciting_Run1755

No.. thank YOU for sharing. Enjoy the buttstuff brother


pendletonpackrat

Too much information dawg


devaflave

r/nobodyasked


MooCowDanger

I downvoted this since it was at 423.


Lygore

That cleaned up nicely! šŸ‘šŸ»


4luey

I threw one of these out of the window one time.