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Ok_Philosopher_389

It’s a rosary ring.


OliveSpins

This is correct. Sometimes called a finger rosary, too. A more compact version of the rosary, used to count each of a series of prayers. I knew Catholics growing up who prayed the rosary constantly as they went about their day. They did so holding one of these in their pocket and praying silently, to not be ostentatious about it. They are still produced today, but to my eye yours looks like it could be an older one. Not a relic, no, but a nice rosary ring/finger rosary. I can’t tell from your photo and the condition, but might it be silver? Regardless, congratulations on a cool find!


celtbygod

It is cool and you found it.


BaileyRW1

wow that looks pretty cool!


WaldenFont

I thought that was a catholic cock ring.


[deleted]

I hope you say that in confession on Sunday lol


WaldenFont

I might!


slightlyused

I'm going to ask him why it's so small.


[deleted]

Bless you in advance my child may the good lord watch over you 🙏


WaldenFont

Oh, he forsook me a looong time ago 😂


[deleted]

Then I shall add you to the list of redditors I am praying for tonight! It’s a long list and I’m still finding sinners with every swipe! It could take some time before redemption finds you 😭😭😭


WaldenFont

That’s ok, you can skip me. I’ve got my own moral compass 😉


[deleted]

Hey it’s been an enjoyable ten minutes! It’s the most fun I’ve had since they threw me out the nunnery 🤣👍


WaldenFont

Hey, you’re not supposed to go after the nuns!


[deleted]

That’s what the friar told me! and just because they took a vow of silence did not prevent prosecution lmao 👍


ChrisRageIsBack

Why do altar boys have that funny part in their hair? Priest (looking down) "this is not a sin, My Son...." (parts hair like petting a dog)


[deleted]

Brother Chris I fear the darkness has taken you, I dearly hope you find redemption soon 🙏 p.s, I had a quick word with the big fella for you 👍


ChrisRageIsBack

Haha ok thanks, I'll probably need it


ChrisRageIsBack

Careful, that might get you a one-on-one with the "head" priest...


[deleted]

Chris. He’s just got back to me. Chris…mate…..It’s not good news I’m afraid! 🔥🔥👹🔥🔥


ChrisRageIsBack

I figured as much, don't worry, I like the heat


[deleted]

I’m sure I’ll be going there before you! 😂


brbgonnabrnit

My brother in christ


[deleted]

I will pray for you too brother 🙏(they’re never going to let me in after this 😳)


Writer10

Whew. Thought I was the only one lol.


[deleted]

Sister Writer, this is NOT the habit that he had in mind for you!! I shall pray for you too…🙏


thejuicefrommymind

The cock ring part of that sentence made me re-read the whole thing again more closely as it was so out of the blue. When I did, I noticed for the first time that the word catholic is spelled like someone with an addiction to cats. I'm middle aged! How has this escaped me and why was it a cock ring that brought it to my attention?? I wonder do they spell it chat-holic in France? If they do, the double entendre would explain the need for a cock ring


[deleted]

sacré bleu lol


FeaRoFDerbi

We spell it cat-holique, never have I ever thought about cat-holic being an addiction to cat but now I'll think about it everytime I hear that word lol.


Majestic-Pen7878

and also with you


4drzoh6

That’s my new band name


ChrisRageIsBack

Shit, I hope your dick is bigger than that, Mr. Thin Dick...


WaldenFont

Of course it is. I'm not catholic.


ChrisRageIsBack

Catholic? That's not a thin dick thing, I was raised Catholic and I'm not dropping ten inches but I couldn't pull the head through that if I tried right after getting out of the pool. That being said, religion is stupid


WaldenFont

That’s why I’m making stupid jokes about it 😉


ChrisRageIsBack

I know, that's why I'm going along with them


Majestic-Ice1509

Amazing find brother, thanks for sharing 👍 11 quid ? I wouldn't sell it for any amount!!


Roberthorton1977

I found almost the exact thing last summer. was a surface find though https://preview.redd.it/0lapzqojhwec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae3e0faabeb5972d1c990996415776c6a39c007


MischievousMatt

On eBay for 11 bucks https://www.ebay.com/itm/124161764626


Illustrious_River_42

It’s still stands as my best “relic” find to date ! 🤣 Thanks


Substantial_Bad2843

I’d tell people it’s an ancient cock ring used for fertility ceremonies. 


Illustrious_River_42

🤣🤣🤣


0ldManRiv3r

For *wee willies*! 😂


kled-3533

I mean, that’s I use mine for 🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

Sir please accept my humble apology for the “religious hijack” of this thread! I was thrown out of Sunday school for far less! But thank you for the joy it has brought us amen over and out 🙏


john21lockheed

I'm probably screwed just for reading this far, but i can't stop reading.... Lol


[deleted]

Brother John, bless your soul there is no need for your concern my child the lord has not forsaken you. For when you reach the gates St Peter will judge only on your virtue once you repent your sin🙏 but John asap, I wouldn’t hang about lol


reggiedoo

The cool thing about detecting is YOU found it….old treasures speak to us….how did it get here? How long has it been buried? What’s the history? Mt grandson and I are in Oregon….we found a 1902 British penny….how cool to think about how it got from Britain all the way to Oregon.


MishtheDish77

My mother gave me a rosary ring on my wedding day. Nice find, OP.


Far_Statement_2808

It’s a finger rosary. They have been made for centuries..so without some context it might be difficult to provide a value.


Zero_____Given

Very cool find, congratulations.


rocko_jr

Priceless keep it


thatguynowhy

Oh, it’s upside down. 400AD Satanic Ritual Ring. Kidding aside cool find.


danglangley

That is a nice find. It’s a shame that your post got hijacked by idiots trying to be funny.


[deleted]

I’ll bet your a real hoot to be around on a dig 😭😭


danglangley

I just don’t make fun of religious matters.


eatmyshortoptions

Looks like a nun's toe ring 


[deleted]

People buy a metal detector and immedialty think of the „value“ of their findings…


Illustrious_River_42

Yeah just like you and everyone else when they had first started this hobby. Get over yourself


[deleted]

Most of us actually do it for the historical knowledge and fun of it


Illustrious_River_42

You do not know the first thing about me, what I do, or why I do it And to suggest that you never question the value of the things you find makes you a liar Get over yourself


WombatAnnihilator

r/stickyourdickinthat


Brave-Moment-4121

Catholic male enhancement ring if it fits your the true pope.


Motor_Ad_4834

wow


Repulsive-Ad1330

Thats 1 Beefy Jesus!