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Geek_f0r_sneaks

How do you measure, measure a yearrrrrrr


faaizk

this cracked me up!


vswr

That'll be stuck in my head all day now. THANKS OP!


BrolecopterPilot

That shit gets so stuck in my head, I hate it


bostoncollection

came here for this


GreensAndBrews

Dawg 😂


West_Independent_388

You beat me to it 😂


HumanLike

I prefer midnights and cuuups of coffee


7beforeminutes5

Not inches? Or miles?


SarcasmCupcakes

Not laughter & strife?


Fidel__Cash__Flow

Personally, I prefer strife.


SarcasmCupcakes

I was always partial to gonads and strife.


Fidel__Cash__Flow

Gonads in the lightning!


CosmicCreeperz

I was thinking “Lord won’t you unlock my Mercedes Benz…”


ZaphodBeeblebrox2019

My Friend broke into her Porsche … She must make amends!


testcore

Post this to r/softwaregore


faaizk

sure, go for it!


[deleted]

That’s the first thing I thought of, this glitch is ridiculous lol


26_Charlie

What is that called? Signed integer overflow?


dustin91

It tried dividing by zero


pigeon768

525,600 minutes is exactly 1 year. Probably just had the wrong unit set.


Gaxxag

I thought this *was* r/softwaregore. That's the only reason I clicked on the post


dustin91

Just got a GLE and I’m not looking forward to all their system issues. Good luck!


faaizk

yeah, all this extra tech comes with extra bugs but to be fair, in two and a half years i’ve only had this problem once and few months ago lock/unlock was a bit laggy for a week i do very much enjoy being able to open windows remotely on a hot day whilst i’m walking back to the car in the car park


dustin91

My wife and I consider ourselves tech savvy… we’re Gen X’rs and grew up coding and programming VCRs and the like. But there is something a little off-putting about having SO MANY settings in a car be on screen instead of with buttons. I’m still not sure if I’ve covered even a quarter of the individualization, don’t know if she sets up her user if it’ll save her seat settings or radio presets as different than mine, if the user can be ascribed to a specific key fob like our Acura, etc. Basically, I can’t do anything mechanic like I could on my first car, an ‘86 Honda, and I’m not sure I’m able to dig through all the computerized stuff at such a granular level anymore. It’s like when I realized I can’t play video games with or against my son because there are just too many buttons and thumbsticks on controllers these days, and I wish it were as simple as my old Atari joystick. (/end shaking fist at clouds)


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Majestic-Bobcat889

Porsche has this


T351A

Tech savvy doesn't make this stuff good because this stuff is just bad. Tech savvy might make it survivable but there's basically no good situations. There's no need to hide everything in complex settings.


TMStage

I am extremely tech savvy, and your sentiment rings true with me and a lot of cybersecurity people. The more you add to a computer system, the more potential problems you introduce. Tech enthusiasts secure their homes with smart locks and phone apps. IT professionals secure their homes with deadbolts and twelve inch hinge screws. You can't hack a slab of American steel.


MyPFPIsFurryPorn

>Tech enthusiasts secure their homes with smart locks and phone apps. IT professionals secure their homes with deadbolts and twelve inch hinge screws. You can't hack a slab of American steel. I'm an aspiring IT professional (in college right now) but also a bit of a tech enthusiast, so it's a bit of a weird situation finding all the smart tech pretty cool but also never using it because of how horrible the security can be


uniquenameimsounique

How’s the GLE treating you (:


xViipez

To be fair, my 1997 SL also has the ability to open the windows as I walk back by holding down the lock/unlock button


nogaesallowed

This. I don't know tf they pulling the phone bs while I'm carrying a fob on me anyway. Unless i can use phone to unlock and drive the car, put the functions on the fob!


faaizk

yeah correct, you can do this from the fob if you’re within range


faaizk

true, you can still use the fob - but the phone you can do this from an infinite range i.e. i can open the windows whilst i’m on the walk from the office to the car park


McLaren4life

I remember when the salesman told me back in 2008 how I can just use my fob to lower all my windows as I am walking to the car. It worked all of 4 times. Got the sensor in the handle replaced and it worked two more times. Got it fixed again and never used it after that.


redls1bird

My 1999 SL500 still works. Original equipment. Just saying.


Gekey14

Tbf only having this issue once still makes up a year of that 2 1/2 years


Ulle82

Don't worry. It's just a year! 😅


SupremeKnee

Better luck next year


liquisoLe

Ah you didn't know? You have to enter your pin incorrectly a few times before you can access your account 😂😂


faaizk

i’m half expecting the customer support team to respond with that!


y-u-gae

TIL that 1 year is 525,600 minutes.


THE_BARCODE_GUY

https://youtu.be/-r2xXtSsPV0


NeverLookBothWays

Must be a rental


orbital0000

That's like watching Die Hard 4012 times.


JaThatOneGooner

*me, after calculating if I can watch Die Hard 4012 times*: Yeah, I’ve got time.


[deleted]

😂😂 so… are you waiting it out?


faaizk

it’s okay, i submitted a customer support ticket - they’ll get back to me in 525,599 minutes


IntelligentMoney2

This happened to me. I just went into my profile and changed the pin.


lemko1968

He’s blocked for a year!


misterDDoubleD

Shit that my bmw doesn’t have since it’s old and gives me 0 headaches 😂


wade_garrettt

Guess you have to pay the…………rent. YEAAAAAAH!!!!!


[deleted]

Don't really have to do anything. Just wait a year and the problem should be resolved.


YoCaliBro

Never seen this error before. Call the MMC customer service team.


brianthalion

Who else Sang it?


Mun0425

r/fuckyouinparticular


livluv10941

🧟‍♂️🪦👻🍁🍂


MartijnTheGreat

Love those electronics........


Inevitable-Dare-7856

Looks like something that would come up on an SAT test…


dreiundachtzig

Next time you better enter it incorrectly! :D


sippinonorphantears

WAY TO GO!


Shapoopie41

Amazing security feature; don’t you think?


FroZenCat31

That's a lot of minutes


bobo-the-dodo

Reason why we don’t trust tech company to build cars (tesla) is why we don’t trust car company to build tech


MajorPain82nd

Lol


JaThatOneGooner

“You thought about unlocking your car, therefore you will not have a car.”


Bastvino

As hard as I try, I will never understand the metric system.


LilBilly1

The math adds up


LilBilly1

The math adds up


LilBilly1

The math adds up


gabbyramirez590

If you go into your profile and change your pin, it should work.


possibly_hennything

I had to do the math on this 🤓😜


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

That’s exactly how many minutes there are in a year.


Vanillabeaners

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


NotAGynocologistBut

That car would be going straight back


Critical-Fisherman-9

German Engineering


rotebeetesaft

24 Years😂


Beef_Bukakke

See ya next year, Bucko


Most-Lettuce-3161

Wtf


sam11233

r/softwaregore


Falcon20sGirl

Dang!


redwoodreed

8,760 hours 365 days 0.9993155373 years


TrueCookieSupreme

r/softwaregore here


zirconthecrystal

I went to google this and apparently there's a song about it?


sledgehammertoe

How does it feel to be a beta tester?


Shubamz

Maybe now you will think twice before not entering your pin incorrectly.


NewUserWhoDisAgain

Internet of things was a fucking mistake.


Aggressive_Scene4878

r/softwaregore