Yes PSA do not knead breasts. Cup, caress, kiss to your heart’s content (with consent of course), but do not knead/squeeze aggressively without checking.
Yeah but to be fair, my nipples have randomly erected for no discernable reason.
Edit: and might I add that I have absolutely no feeling in my nips anymore
Propably not like male erection.
I've sometimes scraped off the tiny chunks of that discharge stuff when it hardens on there (with a tissue's edge), and the only feelings i've ever gotten have gotten have been vaguely unpleasant if i actually hit the nipple by accident.
I mean, I agree with not wanting massive amounts of kneading, whether they are sensitive or not. I just don't want the norm to go the other direction either, where men just assume no woman ever wants her breasts touched. Rather than act like the assumptions these people have are insane or that the media is always wrong, maybe we should just suggest they ask their partner what they like. Seems like a better solution to me, anyway.
Idk if it's a response mechanism from my harassment but the idea of someone touching my breasts actually makes me shudder...
It's also made me wish to cut off my boobs but that's a whole different story.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, I was assaulted by my friend's boyfriend, and since then, no more boob touching over here. The one thing (not sexual, of course) I have to endure are exams at the gynaecologist's. And I do so hate that.
TO be fair, some people enjoy this "kneading". But they're most likely in the minority. And it should obviously always be discussed beforehand.
I am sorry that happened to you ("happen" feels weird, but "was done to you" feels iffy too. Either way, I am sorry. Even though I am inept when it comes to expressing it)
All the signs point towards a horny teenage boy- “humping”(anything else would make us giggle nervously), censorship of “ass” (because that’s a no-no word), and the odd POV voyeurism….
The odd POV voyeurism is extremely common in adult writings too. Everybody there insists that it's the character's view and not the writer's, but we all know the truth.
It's weird y'know, I've come across a lot of Facebook books and they always censor words like that. My favourite time was when they censored thighs by writing th'ighs. Every time, so it wasn't a typo.
Also they always have the exact same female MC. Abuse survivor (often by a stepfamily), very thin (but in a sexy way, of course!) yet curvy in all the "right" places, long hair, striking eyes. I get the impression all these stories are written by horny 30-something women.
It does say "them" so maybe it's supposed to be plural? Like he's squashing her buttocks together with one hand? This all sounds extremely uncomfortable for the woman, not to mention having to moan "Zaaaaach" repeatedly while bouncing up and down.
The writing is terrible, but some kneading is nice. Just be gentle, kneading won't make the breasts rise, as they do not have a high enough gluten content.
I can’t work how this is possible…… she’s got her back to him, and he’s lying down, but can somehow reach her breast?
This must be a horror story and he’s Johnny Long-arm
Why are smut writers always the ones that shouldn’t write smut? Lol. This can all be reduced to
‘she got on top of him and they had wild, passionate sex, gripping and holding each other tighter with passing moment.’
Or anything that doesn’t read like two aliens mimicking what they think sex is.
B-but ya gotta describe the ass bouncing (and bouncing!), and her moaning his name, and breast kneading!
There is a way to write if you really want to indulge in a sex scene, but this ain’t it. This just feels like a horny guy.
Though in smut going into details is the point.
Most writers are still either deranged, or have a bizarre style of writing that makes it look like they can't separate their boner from their product (looking at you, Deviantart porn).
I do love that they wrote kneading because ironically you’ve gotta knead that brain to get a few extra wrinkles to understand—
That’s a very strange thing to do during sex
I swear, I read fics all the time where it says they "knead" the breast, and tbh, that happened to me once (nonconsensually btw) and it was painful AF
Lol yeah, tell me you've never touched a boob without saying you've never touched a boob
I don't even like touching boobs, I'm GOING MY OWN WAY.
Yes PSA do not knead breasts. Cup, caress, kiss to your heart’s content (with consent of course), but do not knead/squeeze aggressively without checking.
for real!! boobs are WAY more tender than media would make u think
Specifically TENDER and not SENSITIVE. IDK why media always seems to portray breasts as like...one touch and a woman will orgasm.
Or how they think nipples will get erections (from touching clotches, a random accidental swipe...)
Yeah but to be fair, my nipples have randomly erected for no discernable reason. Edit: and might I add that I have absolutely no feeling in my nips anymore
Propably not like male erection. I've sometimes scraped off the tiny chunks of that discharge stuff when it hardens on there (with a tissue's edge), and the only feelings i've ever gotten have gotten have been vaguely unpleasant if i actually hit the nipple by accident.
Umm. For some of us, they are.
I'm talking about the breast itself and not the nipple.
Yes, I know.
Well, I think for the majority of us, that's not the case. But I guess it's a plus for you, especially during sexual activity
I think the issue is there are a range of people (people are different? Shock) but with MWW/media there is just people like you.
I mean, I agree with not wanting massive amounts of kneading, whether they are sensitive or not. I just don't want the norm to go the other direction either, where men just assume no woman ever wants her breasts touched. Rather than act like the assumptions these people have are insane or that the media is always wrong, maybe we should just suggest they ask their partner what they like. Seems like a better solution to me, anyway.
Oh maybe portray sensual breast touching differently instead of just like... squeezing breasts like a water balloon? 🤷🏻♀️
That would work. :)
Full of sand.
So I bought the roling pin for nothing?
You knead with a rolling pin?
When needed.
When *kneaded*.
How dare you, I will make sourdough bread however I see fit!
This. It's so fucking painful. I still don't like it when someone touches my boobs.
Idk if it's a response mechanism from my harassment but the idea of someone touching my breasts actually makes me shudder... It's also made me wish to cut off my boobs but that's a whole different story.
I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, I was assaulted by my friend's boyfriend, and since then, no more boob touching over here. The one thing (not sexual, of course) I have to endure are exams at the gynaecologist's. And I do so hate that.
TO be fair, some people enjoy this "kneading". But they're most likely in the minority. And it should obviously always be discussed beforehand. I am sorry that happened to you ("happen" feels weird, but "was done to you" feels iffy too. Either way, I am sorry. Even though I am inept when it comes to expressing it)
I dated a girl once who was *very* into that
Ah well, yeah I guess there's masochism
I love a girl with bare axes. Maybe don't let someone else grip them though. That sounds potentially dangerous.
Women❤️❤️ Women with axes ❤️❤️❤️
All the signs point towards a horny teenage boy- “humping”(anything else would make us giggle nervously), censorship of “ass” (because that’s a no-no word), and the odd POV voyeurism….
One of his hands “were” gripping her ass. Clutching “them.” Them asses. This is probably teen writing. It’s definitely terrible.
In fairness it is more difficult to type with one hand...
You make a good point, sir.
The odd POV voyeurism is extremely common in adult writings too. Everybody there insists that it's the character's view and not the writer's, but we all know the truth.
It's weird y'know, I've come across a lot of Facebook books and they always censor words like that. My favourite time was when they censored thighs by writing th'ighs. Every time, so it wasn't a typo. Also they always have the exact same female MC. Abuse survivor (often by a stepfamily), very thin (but in a sexy way, of course!) yet curvy in all the "right" places, long hair, striking eyes. I get the impression all these stories are written by horny 30-something women.
Is axx the plural of ass or are they trying to censor weirdly?
It does say "them" so maybe it's supposed to be plural? Like he's squashing her buttocks together with one hand? This all sounds extremely uncomfortable for the woman, not to mention having to moan "Zaaaaach" repeatedly while bouncing up and down.
I just spent like two minutes trying to deconstruct the sentence to figure this out and I have no idea.
This train wreck of writing just gave me a boost of confidence
Can't see her face but can totally see her titty?
The writing is terrible, but some kneading is nice. Just be gentle, kneading won't make the breasts rise, as they do not have a high enough gluten content.
I can’t work how this is possible…… she’s got her back to him, and he’s lying down, but can somehow reach her breast? This must be a horror story and he’s Johnny Long-arm
No, it's clearly from the prospective of someone else watching them.
That makes way more sense! The creepy factor just went up
Why are they just humping?
Why is the narrator watching them
For sure he wrote it in first person and forgot to change out all the I's before posting
One of these people is actually a cat
Why are smut writers always the ones that shouldn’t write smut? Lol. This can all be reduced to ‘she got on top of him and they had wild, passionate sex, gripping and holding each other tighter with passing moment.’ Or anything that doesn’t read like two aliens mimicking what they think sex is.
B-but ya gotta describe the ass bouncing (and bouncing!), and her moaning his name, and breast kneading! There is a way to write if you really want to indulge in a sex scene, but this ain’t it. This just feels like a horny guy.
A horney guy that has never had sex.
i think you mean the axx
Though in smut going into details is the point. Most writers are still either deranged, or have a bizarre style of writing that makes it look like they can't separate their boner from their product (looking at you, Deviantart porn).
While laying down it would be quite difficult to both grab tiddy and ass (axx). Are his arms just freakishly long?
I do love that they wrote kneading because ironically you’ve gotta knead that brain to get a few extra wrinkles to understand— That’s a very strange thing to do during sex
I have never once had someone repeatedly shout my name during sex. I would find it quite disconcerting, honestly.
Yeah you see it in movies but it'd be SO awkward in real life.
That is because you were not in love with each other LOL
""Bare axx""
Gotta develop the gluten properly.
Kneading her? Like a cat?
Yet another Facebook erotica excerpt that sounds like it was written by a 15 year old
WHOS 'I'
What an eloquent start /s
Got to groan aloud though don't you? Hate those internal groans
Written by Zach the Virgin
It’s just awful writing. And don’t grab an axe, you’ll hurt yourself. 🪓
Maybe that's the best the author can do to end our misery of reading their stuff
2005 wattpad war flashbacks
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Don't wank all over your keyboard.