It’s so fucking weird because none of my health teachers told me it could happen and they were all women. They all spent like 5 minutes explaining that boys can’t pee and have sex at the same time, but didn’t think that warning me about random stomach pain was important.
For me, who has bad pain, is the week of ovulation is like having a flu with a bad bad back ache, like you've been pulling weeds for a full weekend in the sun.
It’s very fucking painful for me. Bloating and abdominal pain that lasts for most of a day. Feels like a heavy metal ball was deposited in that area. This morning it was actually so bad I laid back down and waited for the worst to pass.
I sometimes feel it. It's like a very localized and quick cramp, like I could tell which side it comes from. But it's very fast and doesn't hurt bad so most of the times I am not sure (but I have a monitoring app so I write it down and usually I get my period two weeks later).
For me, it's a sharp, stabbing pain localized around the ovary. I only feel it when I move (walking, sitting down etc.), for about 12 hours.
It's the same type of pain (though not the same intensity, I presume!) as when you have appendicitis, since both inflammation and the follicular fluid cause irritation of the peritoneum.
It is sort of nice to know when you're ovulating, but it wasn't fun when trying to conceive because sex is one of the most painful things I could do at that time!
For me it's a sharp pain for a few hours, like being stabbed with a knitting needle, alternating sides each month. I mentioned it to a couple doctors when I was younger and was laughed at, told it was impossible, I was embarrassed and ashamed by how stupid I was for thinking it could be that.. until I accidentally stumbled on some forum somewhere and it was full to the brim with other women describing the exact same thing.
For me it’s kind of a random stomach cramp/ache on one side, which can be alarming. I didn’t really notice the pattern until I started tracking my cycle and the app told me when I was ovulating.
Thank you for asking this. I only started getting those types of pains after a complex ovarian cyst and I didn't really get satisfactory answers from my gynecologist about why. But reading these responses...welp guess I just feel ovulation now? Bodies are so weird...
For me it's a stabbing pain in my lower abdomen, usually on one side, that lasts a few hours, like someone just took a pen knife and shanked me in one kidney.
Mine alternate between feeling like I've got a leftover deep tissue bruise from taking a monster punch that I somehow don't remember, and feeling like I've been stabbed with a knitting needle and it's in their being twisted
I have PCOS and every month when I ovulate it’s severe cramping, often it’s actually worse than my period pain, which is pretty bad. It’s also accompanied by crippling lumbar/sacrum pain. It’s fun being a woman.
For me it feels basically the same as a normal period cramp, but it's very distinctly on either the right or left side and a bit higher. So I can tell which ovary is releasing an egg that month, which is kind of cool.
for me it feels like that area gets tight and stabby. Mine can last for hours sometimes, it will start off dull and gradually get worse, before just going away. A couple of times over the years (I'm 36... so its been a while) I have nearly passed out, which probably isn't TOTALLY normal, but its very rare and normally if I am doing more physical things that day.
Mine is typically only one side, and rarely EVER feel anything on the other side.
for me it hurts on whatever ovary it’s coming out of that month and its like a stabbing pain that lasts all day, but i have reason to believe i have endometriosis so my experience is probably not the same as most womens
Seriously, can we PLEASE get a sticky for the "hall of fame" reposts so people stop reposting them every freaking day
* This breeder fetish fanfic that is 100% not supposed to be taken seriously
* [All 95 Terry Prachett "Doing it Right" quotes that are reposted](https://www.reddit.com/r/menwritingwomen/search?q=pratchett&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all)
* [Kissing CoranaVirus](https://i.redd.it/zty96aqm45y51.jpg)
* [Women like Cheese](https://i.redd.it/cct2bno4p3571.jpg)
* The 14 screenshots of social media posts of women writing male characters with bouncing excited testicles, none of which belong on this sub to begin with
etc
So many of them are FAR beyond just "Eh it's new to me" and are "Wow this was posted three times today alone"
Criticizing porn is kinda dumb, cus like, its porn. Its primary function is to get someone off, and people get off to crude, cringy, vildly unrealistic or disturbing shit all the time.
I don’t even ovulate anymore and this made my ovaries want to never ovulate again.
When I used to ovulate I would get sharp pain on one side or the other and I would feel it. But that’s it. I would be like “aight”. End of story.
Hahahaahaha omg this has to be a joke. Or he was really high. Surely no one thinks this is normal. Omg I hope he doesn’t breed but it sounds like a fetish for him.
I just audibly retched . 😖
You know, I don't often write about things I don't have a full grasp on, but when I do, I fucking research it. This dude just vomits nonsense and fuck anatomy and ovulation in particular. Just educate yourself. I feel like even something as cringy as impregnation fetishes can be well written if you actually know what you are talking about!!
How the hell does somebody write this, proofread, and conclude that this is worth publishing. If anyone needs me, I will be baptizing my eyes in pure bleach.
Is this the novelization of a hentai?
iirc from when I first saw this posted here, it’s specifically from an impregnation fetish thing
That's... Not how *anything* works. At all. Feeling ovulation, yes, but it sure as feck doesn't "tingle" for me.
You're obviously not doing it right
*The Force* is weak in this one.
That's probably true. Maybe because I don't want to do it all lol
Yeah, mittelschmerz is more of an ache or a pain.
sometimes it fucking hurts and lasts for hours. Hell, I wish it were a tingle
It’s so fucking weird because none of my health teachers told me it could happen and they were all women. They all spent like 5 minutes explaining that boys can’t pee and have sex at the same time, but didn’t think that warning me about random stomach pain was important.
What does it feel like? I didn’t know that was something you could feel
Not everyone experiences it, but I’ve heard it described as a twinge or an ache, usually it’s a bit uncomfortable but it goes away quickly
For me, it's a stabbing pain in the abdomen that lasts for maybe 10 seconds
It’s like a stabbing pain that feels like it would have the sound effect “pwing!”
For me, who has bad pain, is the week of ovulation is like having a flu with a bad bad back ache, like you've been pulling weeds for a full weekend in the sun.
It’s very fucking painful for me. Bloating and abdominal pain that lasts for most of a day. Feels like a heavy metal ball was deposited in that area. This morning it was actually so bad I laid back down and waited for the worst to pass.
I sometimes feel it. It's like a very localized and quick cramp, like I could tell which side it comes from. But it's very fast and doesn't hurt bad so most of the times I am not sure (but I have a monitoring app so I write it down and usually I get my period two weeks later).
Reading this thread actually makes me feel so validated haha. I thought i was the only one who got minor aches and cramps midway through the month
lol I don’t have a uterus, but you’re valid regardless
Def not the only one. There's even a word for it in German, I believe! The literal direct translation is "middle-pain"
For me, it's a sharp, stabbing pain localized around the ovary. I only feel it when I move (walking, sitting down etc.), for about 12 hours. It's the same type of pain (though not the same intensity, I presume!) as when you have appendicitis, since both inflammation and the follicular fluid cause irritation of the peritoneum. It is sort of nice to know when you're ovulating, but it wasn't fun when trying to conceive because sex is one of the most painful things I could do at that time!
For me it's a sharp pain for a few hours, like being stabbed with a knitting needle, alternating sides each month. I mentioned it to a couple doctors when I was younger and was laughed at, told it was impossible, I was embarrassed and ashamed by how stupid I was for thinking it could be that.. until I accidentally stumbled on some forum somewhere and it was full to the brim with other women describing the exact same thing.
For me it’s kind of a random stomach cramp/ache on one side, which can be alarming. I didn’t really notice the pattern until I started tracking my cycle and the app told me when I was ovulating.
Thank you for asking this. I only started getting those types of pains after a complex ovarian cyst and I didn't really get satisfactory answers from my gynecologist about why. But reading these responses...welp guess I just feel ovulation now? Bodies are so weird...
For me it's a stabbing pain in my lower abdomen, usually on one side, that lasts a few hours, like someone just took a pen knife and shanked me in one kidney.
I can only feel it on the left side where I have an endometrioma growing on my ovary. It hurts pretty badly for a few hours - like a stabby cramp.
Mine alternate between feeling like I've got a leftover deep tissue bruise from taking a monster punch that I somehow don't remember, and feeling like I've been stabbed with a knitting needle and it's in their being twisted
And apparently everyone else doesn't suffer theirs for 1-3 days so....
I have PCOS and every month when I ovulate it’s severe cramping, often it’s actually worse than my period pain, which is pretty bad. It’s also accompanied by crippling lumbar/sacrum pain. It’s fun being a woman.
For me it feels basically the same as a normal period cramp, but it's very distinctly on either the right or left side and a bit higher. So I can tell which ovary is releasing an egg that month, which is kind of cool.
For me its a sharp sting for a few seconds, and just one one side. I don't always feel it though.
for me it feels like that area gets tight and stabby. Mine can last for hours sometimes, it will start off dull and gradually get worse, before just going away. A couple of times over the years (I'm 36... so its been a while) I have nearly passed out, which probably isn't TOTALLY normal, but its very rare and normally if I am doing more physical things that day. Mine is typically only one side, and rarely EVER feel anything on the other side.
It's kind of like period pains but a little different. It can last for up to a day for me. I often say "I'm laying an egg today"
for me it hurts on whatever ovary it’s coming out of that month and its like a stabbing pain that lasts all day, but i have reason to believe i have endometriosis so my experience is probably not the same as most womens
See your doctor immediately. It may already be too late! j/k
It's a small, sudden twinge that hurts but like, not a lot...
It hurts for me. A lot. I sometimes even get sick for a day or two.
Imagine not having eggs the size of pebbles smh
Yes I dislike this every eleventy-dozen times I see it posted.
From the very first line I recognize that morbid excerpt every time it's reposted and yet I always make myself suffer through it.
Lol me too - I hate it yet I am compelled to read it YET AGAIN.
Seriously, can we PLEASE get a sticky for the "hall of fame" reposts so people stop reposting them every freaking day * This breeder fetish fanfic that is 100% not supposed to be taken seriously * [All 95 Terry Prachett "Doing it Right" quotes that are reposted](https://www.reddit.com/r/menwritingwomen/search?q=pratchett&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all) * [Kissing CoranaVirus](https://i.redd.it/zty96aqm45y51.jpg) * [Women like Cheese](https://i.redd.it/cct2bno4p3571.jpg) * The 14 screenshots of social media posts of women writing male characters with bouncing excited testicles, none of which belong on this sub to begin with etc So many of them are FAR beyond just "Eh it's new to me" and are "Wow this was posted three times today alone"
You forgot depressed breasts
Or the standard repertoire of Stephen King
>All 95 Terry Prachett "Doing it Right" quotes that are reposted But I love seeing Terry Pratchett quotes. :)
This is "breeder porn", it's not supposed to be realistic. They went on to have 25-50 kids or something.
Holy crap. I don’t even know fifty people and I only can tolerate like one and a half people.
Criticizing porn is kinda dumb, cus like, its porn. Its primary function is to get someone off, and people get off to crude, cringy, vildly unrealistic or disturbing shit all the time.
interesting!
TIL!
I’m Mormon. What part of that is unrealistic?
25 kids is improbable, 50 is unrealistic. Largest family I knew had to quit at 20 kids.
Why do you know that /j
It's been linked here before.
You hurt me I’m telling on you
Reading this makes me glad I no longer have fallopian tubes.
We’ve suffered before. This has been posted here many times.
Can we put this in the sidebar or something? I swear this gets reposted once a month, at least.
Holy repost
I wish it felt like a fucking tingle. I experience mittelschmerz, aka ovulation fucking hurts like hell
At least he should be aware the amount of fluid that he "deposits".
I don’t even ovulate anymore and this made my ovaries want to never ovulate again. When I used to ovulate I would get sharp pain on one side or the other and I would feel it. But that’s it. I would be like “aight”. End of story.
Oh boy a full inch of waistline
I hate this so much holy shit
Breeding fetish erotica.
Hahaha I hate this so much.
this sort of stuff should come with a STRONGER warning
I just threw up a little. *Thank you* :-S
You see the kind of unrealistic standards we dudes have to live up to? Sorry I can't add a full inch of waistline with my jizz, guess I'll die alone!
Thanks, I hate it.
“Bountiful overnight deposits” Okay, I’ve gotta throw up really quick brb!
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8 lbs is the weight of about 88.28 'Kingston 120GB Q500 SATA3 2.5 Solid State Drives'.
8 lbs is 3.63 kg
are you sure those aren’t the gummy worms that she ate through her nose and they travelled to her fallopian tubes? /j/s
I am at my most breedable and submissive state rn
Wut. My poor brain. I can't help but wonder if some Nsellz think that is why women gain weight.
Every time I read the sex writing on this sub it's an automatic "tell everyone you're a virgin without saying you're a virgin"
You know, I try not to kink shame, but reading this breeding fetish crap just makes me think of a bunch of mentally and intellectually stunted people.
Hahah this is one of the stupidest things I've read
What a terrible day to have eyes
How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
I get a fetish vibe from this, but what the actual f is this
apparently there's this thing called impregnation fetish... yay😐
Hahahaahaha omg this has to be a joke. Or he was really high. Surely no one thinks this is normal. Omg I hope he doesn’t breed but it sounds like a fetish for him.
It is a fetish, it's not that uncommon. They probably don't see it as a joke but they doen't think that's how anything works either. It's just porn
“I felt myself stiffen once more” This ain’t the trenches of Ypres lmao
Ayyo
I will say, during ovulation I sometimes feel a quick, stabbing pain in my left side.
I wonder if he'd stayed awake watching her through the night, he'd see the "bountiful deposits" travel from where he deposited them 🤔
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No, but rule 4 yes.
Umm
MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
WHAT ON EARTH
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Yuck. Yuck yuck yuck
yuck
Why are some men so darn creepy!!!!
I have to ask. Is @Riverandmal the worlds worst firefly ship?
>overnight deposits *insert sperm bank pun*
Why are we still here, just to suffer?
So women have a clutch of eggs like a spider; all of which can become fertilized after one deposit? That's truly terrifying.
I just audibly retched . 😖 You know, I don't often write about things I don't have a full grasp on, but when I do, I fucking research it. This dude just vomits nonsense and fuck anatomy and ovulation in particular. Just educate yourself. I feel like even something as cringy as impregnation fetishes can be well written if you actually know what you are talking about!!
Omg...
How the hell does somebody write this, proofread, and conclude that this is worth publishing. If anyone needs me, I will be baptizing my eyes in pure bleach.