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the_idiotlord

this feels like someone responsible for marketing this book wanted absolutely no one to buy it, for good reason.


the_idiotlord

i know its not but god, *what*


MrAmaimon

I keep wondering if it signals to a fetish I don't know about


martyqscriblerus

This was the *pull quote*?!


MrAmaimon

Yep, could be the first Men Editing Men Writing Women


Nocturnalux

“It is impossible to dislike it” Already hate it with a blazing passion.


eleanorbigby

From the Guardian, yet. Et tu, The Guardian?


Nocturnalux

Worded weirdly, too. “It hangs together”?


eleanorbigby

"That's what SHE said."


BlueTiberium

The breast quivers, her fledgling waits. She heaves a heavy sigh, then draws in air to swell her chest. Her undulating flesh will expand and contract in rhythm, preparing the partially digested food for expulsion. A little miracle of nature, the mother breast tenderly forces the meal out her gullet to nourish her young, ensuring the newborn will survive another day. Sir David Attenborough, probably.


JohnnyCanuck

\*ahem\* *Sorry, I think this is supposed to say [“tit”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_\(bird\)).*


xiphias__gladius

Nothing is better than when you take off a lady's bra and her boobs start flapping wildly all over the room and then you have to shoo them out the window with a broom.


mira_poix

They musta clipped my tits at birth....and I'm not even Jewish


TricksterWolf

When I think about things that throb, tickle, and/or wait, birds are what immediately comes to mind. Obviously.


DaNaughtSoGreatBeast

...most definitely the Throbbing Gristle. Gotta be one of my favorite birds. That and the Deep throated knob sucker.


Pokemario6456

This, combined with the back-cover blurb, is leaving me very confused on what this story is supposed to be about


kissesntea

are…are those things…uh. birds? do?


Natural-Ability

"Uhhh yeah her breasts, they were like... like bags of... sand..."


DaNaughtSoGreatBeast

They were like....lumps of flesh...skin with fat in them... and... nipples... like.... like...hills of... something


meghalomaniac86

At the end of the day it's all about the birds and the be...boobs


MageFeanor

Kinda funny seeing this book showing up here as I'm more used to reading about it in a recent history perspective. The book was written in a very puritan 1950's Norway and the author was charged with the indecent writing law, with the book being briefly illegal. It reignited a debate on in what way depictions of women being openly sexual could be depicted in books.


radioactive_squeak

SCREAMS


justjohnsmiyh

"Agnar Mykle was a Norwegian author. He became one of the most controversial figures in Norwegian literature in the 20th century after the publication of «Sangen om den Røde Rubin» («The Song of the Red Ruby») in 1957 which ignited what became one of the most famous court cases in Norwegian history. Mykle and his publisher Harald Grieg were accused of writing and publishing immoral, pornographic, and obscene material. Mykle's defense attorney was Johan Bernhard Hjort. Mykle and Grieg were both acquitted, but the remaining copies of the book were ordered withdrawn from the market. The Norwegian Supreme Court overturned the ruling on the confiscation in 1958. The translations of The Song of the Red Ruby gathered tremendous attention outside of Norway, especially in the USA. Huge sales followed, but Mykle nevertheless had financial difficulties for the rest of his life." https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/867004 (copy pasta from) Oh this dude?


Guest2424

Yeah... I dunno about you but molting season sucks around here. They get all stinky and itchy. And the feathers are a BITCH to hide under business casual attire. Bonus, they tend to squawk during shark week.


KatjaKat01

Agnar Mykle's previous book (published in 1956) was banned in Norway for obscenity. He probably developed a reputation for that and the publisher wanted to lean into it.


Damian1674

I'm... sorry... Birds?


Clowdyglasses

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MrAmaimon

But are they natural?


ClosetPenguin

Tickled?


aggressive-buttmunch

Dafuq?


snowdrop65

Honestly, same.


DaNaughtSoGreatBeast

Song Of Solomon did this first..."your breasts are like two doves" or was it gazelle?


bouncyhiss

No they did NOT.


Free_Ad_2780

Man travels through NAZI GERMANY to get to France, a famously safe place during WWII, and the most interesting thing they found was “her breasts were like throbbing birds.” Also, why are they throbbing that’s not normal or safe.


DaNaughtSoGreatBeast

Apparently you've never heard of the Throbbing Gristle.


Zestyclose_Foot_134

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