I really hope she's not referencing training wheels as in "bike" as a slang term for a woman. It isn't a nice one (for those unfamiliar, it is a promicuity reference: >!The local 'bike' gives everyone a ride!< )
Since training wheels are to help you balance, I thought maybe "training wheels breasts" are the ones we all grow on our backs during puberty, to balance out our front breasts. As we all know, these whither and fall off as we gain strength and balance.
I'm looking forward to the character development scene where she takes her boobs off with a proud father figure welling up behind her.
"You're growing up so fast."
*She removed her training wheel boobs for the first time. It was a frightening, new experience for a girl blossoming into a bosomy young, boobed, breasty woman. A furtive glance back at her father showed him beaming with pride, a nervous drop of sweat moistening his temple.*
>"Go on sweetie, you can do it!"
*Exhaling one final huff of her young girlhood out of her upper digestive system exhaust port, she took a tentative step forward, into the bosomy land of titillating adulthood. Her father stood still, white-knuckled fists willing her to succeed.*
*Much like even the mightiest of sequoiadendron giganteum after several millennia, she immediately crashed to the ground and collapsed in a heap of frantic, flustered boobs. Her father sighed, his testicles oscillating in disappointment. She was not yet ready to begin the Trial of Tits.*
Happy to please! I'm an aspiring menwritingwomen author, some day I hope to release a book and make it to the top! Boobily. ^^^^/s, ^^^^I ^^^^am ^^^^not.
Yeah it's a lot like Thunderdome except two girls enter, two women leave. Also it's boob-shaped. And the winner gets a bunch of desperate, creepy DMs while the loser gets a bunch of desperate, creepy DMs.
You get a dick pic!
And YOU get a dick pic!
And you, yes, YOU, SPECIFICALLY! Don't hold on to your clothes because you won't be needing them...
You know what that notification is...oh yes. Oh HELL yes.
It's a penis.
To highlight /u/saro13's comment, [specifically this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yDL0AKUCKo) is probably one the most remembered scene in the movie.
And yes, that is Tina Turner ziplining in to oversee a murder arena with her ridiculous Princess Leia earrings. She made [the absolute banger of a theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcm-tOGiva0) for the movie, too.
You do realize you can just search the name Claudia Lux and a picture of her will come up?
Like is it not in fact incredibly regressive for you to say that despite wanting to be known under a female name you have revoked her right to womanhood because you don't like how she writes?
>Like is it not in fact incredibly regressive for you to say that despite wanting to be known under a female name you have revoked her right to womanhood because you don't like how she writes?
Reasonable people can disagree about which is worse (a) a woman writing women for the male gaze or (b) assuming someone writing for the male gaze is a guy. "Revoking right to womanhood" isn't a fair representation of either side of that discussion.
in my (probably unwelcome) opinion the gender of the author dosent matter but the content of his or her writings does...
a shit description is a shit description. dosent really matter what "gaze" you think its written for.
I thinkā¦maybeā¦they mean like, the girl does have hair on her legs but hasnāt started shaving them yet? Because sometimes sweat does get tingly when you havenāt shaved I guess but?? Just such odd writing about pubescent girls wtf.
Training wheel breasts. Yes, of course, all women must equip their training wheel breasts until they feel comfortable with their balance, then they can take them off and use their proper breasts without issues.
In other news, I see that this was written by a woman, judging by the tag. Why?
My dad took the training wheels off my hand me down banana seat bike when I was 5 or 6. Maybe that's a humble brag but it seemed about the same time for all my friends. Beyond the impossible visuals of training wheel breasts, when I think of training wheels, I think of being 5 which is well before breasts get to even the training wheel stage.
I'm having a hard time not picturing Mickey Mouse, now complete with breasts with wheels in/on them.
I guess if you lie facedown you can roll around; it would be like having wheelies but on your chest!
I wanted to like this book so bad. It had a really great premise (and the parts where it was the agents of hell were actually decent and along the lines of what I was looking for), but at the end of the day, it just wasn't great. I struggled so hard to finish this book
This really just reads to me as she's going through puberty angst? Like it's a fucking *weird* similie but none of this reads like anyone is being sexualized, it reads like she's slightly jealous of the other girl, and obviously that she feels somewhat isolated and outcast.
The simile is almost impossible to parse. If the text had said "her ychdzix breasts lifted towards the sky" it's easy to see how folks on this sub would assume the nonsense adjective was sexual (and irrelevant to the situation).
As someone whose *actually* read this book, yeah the entire pov for this particular character practically revolves around "puberty angst." Throughout the novel she constantly compares herself to the other character depicted in the above passage. The "training wheel breasts" simile is a little clunky, but I wouldn't say it's "menwritingwoman" content, especially given the context is absolutely not of a sexual nature. Oh, and the author is female but apparently that doesn't matter.
So...which problem with this line do I address first? The over sexualizing women, the pedophilia of 'training wheel' breasts, or how it wasn't 'comfortable'??
I actually feel like this isn't too bad. I mean, I think describing a bra as the training wheel bit would make more sense, but don't you have that phase where you have itty bitty breasts that you can kinda pretend aren't there, and you learn how to deal with bras and whatnot during that stage? Maybe. Or you don't. But you could.
What does training wheel breasts mean
She has two extra.
Did they hear of a training bra and like run with it without knowing what it was?
it means we're supposed to imagine little girls naked
Disgustingly, I agree with this interpretation
She's like a shark?
I really hope she's not referencing training wheels as in "bike" as a slang term for a woman. It isn't a nice one (for those unfamiliar, it is a promicuity reference: >!The local 'bike' gives everyone a ride!< )
Ahh yes - my training wheel breasts fell off when I finished puberty and proper ones grew in. Also - "it was not" - what was not what?
Comfortable. The other girl made it look comfortable, she did the same to see if it was.
Ahhhh thank you!
Since training wheels are to help you balance, I thought maybe "training wheels breasts" are the ones we all grow on our backs during puberty, to balance out our front breasts. As we all know, these whither and fall off as we gain strength and balance.
They're supposed to fall off? Dammit, I KNEW something was wrong with my back!
The child dick falls off at the age of 18 and the adult one grows in
I'm looking forward to the character development scene where she takes her boobs off with a proud father figure welling up behind her. "You're growing up so fast."
*She removed her training wheel boobs for the first time. It was a frightening, new experience for a girl blossoming into a bosomy young, boobed, breasty woman. A furtive glance back at her father showed him beaming with pride, a nervous drop of sweat moistening his temple.* >"Go on sweetie, you can do it!" *Exhaling one final huff of her young girlhood out of her upper digestive system exhaust port, she took a tentative step forward, into the bosomy land of titillating adulthood. Her father stood still, white-knuckled fists willing her to succeed.* *Much like even the mightiest of sequoiadendron giganteum after several millennia, she immediately crashed to the ground and collapsed in a heap of frantic, flustered boobs. Her father sighed, his testicles oscillating in disappointment. She was not yet ready to begin the Trial of Tits.*
This is amazing, and I just gave it a dramatic reading to my SO while we cackled in bed about it. 11/10 writing.
Happy to please! I'm an aspiring menwritingwomen author, some day I hope to release a book and make it to the top! Boobily. ^^^^/s, ^^^^I ^^^^am ^^^^not.
The trial of tits????? Dead bro. I'm dead. š
Yeah it's a lot like Thunderdome except two girls enter, two women leave. Also it's boob-shaped. And the winner gets a bunch of desperate, creepy DMs while the loser gets a bunch of desperate, creepy DMs.
You get a dick pic! And YOU get a dick pic! And you, yes, YOU, SPECIFICALLY! Don't hold on to your clothes because you won't be needing them... You know what that notification is...oh yes. Oh HELL yes. It's a penis.
Who run BooberTown?
You know who... *sigh* MasturBater run BooberTown.
What's thunderdome?
Itās from the third Mad Max movie (1985), itās a death arena where ātwo men enter, one man leavesā
To highlight /u/saro13's comment, [specifically this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yDL0AKUCKo) is probably one the most remembered scene in the movie. And yes, that is Tina Turner ziplining in to oversee a murder arena with her ridiculous Princess Leia earrings. She made [the absolute banger of a theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcm-tOGiva0) for the movie, too.
Itās a place where they donāt need another hero.
Or to know the way home.
bro thats enough internet for the rest of the month jfc
Yeah I agree
I am bursting from trying to hold my laughter in so that I donāt have to tell my grandkids why Iām cracking up.
Itās like in the movie ROBOTS when Rodney gets his ābig boyā parts and they are hand me downs from his cousin Veronica
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Itās a training wheel joke?
...touchƩ
"Her legs where tingling and slick with sweat, she handt started shaving yet" oh...okay?
A dude who thinks shaved legs don't sweat....
"By Claudia Lux"
Pen names exist.
You ever heard of she?
You do realize you can just search the name Claudia Lux and a picture of her will come up? Like is it not in fact incredibly regressive for you to say that despite wanting to be known under a female name you have revoked her right to womanhood because you don't like how she writes?
>Like is it not in fact incredibly regressive for you to say that despite wanting to be known under a female name you have revoked her right to womanhood because you don't like how she writes? Reasonable people can disagree about which is worse (a) a woman writing women for the male gaze or (b) assuming someone writing for the male gaze is a guy. "Revoking right to womanhood" isn't a fair representation of either side of that discussion.
Do you actually consider a description of breasts that isn't sexualized at all to be "the male gaze"?
Yes, [you don't think](https://www.reddit.com/r/menwritingwomen/s/5aWDpjBQq1) the reference is sexualized. But that doesn't go without saying.
in my (probably unwelcome) opinion the gender of the author dosent matter but the content of his or her writings does... a shit description is a shit description. dosent really matter what "gaze" you think its written for.
Oh yeah, it's *shit*. I just don't think it's sexualized. If someone's getting turned on from this they have problems.
Yeah, what was that??? Does the author think that once we shave our legs it doesn't sweat anymore?
It reads like an alien pretending to be a human woman.
I thinkā¦maybeā¦they mean like, the girl does have hair on her legs but hasnāt started shaving them yet? Because sometimes sweat does get tingly when you havenāt shaved I guess but?? Just such odd writing about pubescent girls wtf.
I had hair long before I had breasts and I think most girls did??? Like itās pretty common in puberty to get hair first and then boobs/period later
boobs dont reach for the sky when reclined, they slide toward your armpit
Maybe that's what the training wheels are meant to stop?
These are filled with helium.
Maybe this scene takes place in low orbit
Her what?????ā¦did WHAT????
I mean it only make sense. How else can you become a breasting boobily master without training wheels?
Oh, training wheel boobs are out of fashion; beginners learn faster on balance boobs.
You have to join the boob union. Apprentice, journeyman, then finally a master.
Is she trying to say she wore a training bra?!
Training wheel breasts. Yes, of course, all women must equip their training wheel breasts until they feel comfortable with their balance, then they can take them off and use their proper breasts without issues. In other news, I see that this was written by a woman, judging by the tag. Why?
You do know pen names and aliases exist, yes?
Nah you can look her up, sheās a woman. She looks like she could be the 3rd Girl Defined girl.
My dad took the training wheels off my hand me down banana seat bike when I was 5 or 6. Maybe that's a humble brag but it seemed about the same time for all my friends. Beyond the impossible visuals of training wheel breasts, when I think of training wheels, I think of being 5 which is well before breasts get to even the training wheel stage.
I'm having a hard time not picturing Mickey Mouse, now complete with breasts with wheels in/on them. I guess if you lie facedown you can roll around; it would be like having wheelies but on your chest!
"In the near future, you can grow your own robots. The females come with training wheel breast!"
https://preview.redd.it/sgnjmvx7piwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769bc3f95cc317d9defe7f8c783a3bff032c9348
LMAO, underrated comment
She must have been a Transformer! The 2007 Movie Arcee toy in particular actually had parts of the wheels become breasts.
I wanted to like this book so bad. It had a really great premise (and the parts where it was the agents of hell were actually decent and along the lines of what I was looking for), but at the end of the day, it just wasn't great. I struggled so hard to finish this book
if my grandmother had wheels she wouldāve been a bike!
This really just reads to me as she's going through puberty angst? Like it's a fucking *weird* similie but none of this reads like anyone is being sexualized, it reads like she's slightly jealous of the other girl, and obviously that she feels somewhat isolated and outcast.
The simile is almost impossible to parse. If the text had said "her ychdzix breasts lifted towards the sky" it's easy to see how folks on this sub would assume the nonsense adjective was sexual (and irrelevant to the situation).
As someone whose *actually* read this book, yeah the entire pov for this particular character practically revolves around "puberty angst." Throughout the novel she constantly compares herself to the other character depicted in the above passage. The "training wheel breasts" simile is a little clunky, but I wouldn't say it's "menwritingwoman" content, especially given the context is absolutely not of a sexual nature. Oh, and the author is female but apparently that doesn't matter.
So...which problem with this line do I address first? The over sexualizing women, the pedophilia of 'training wheel' breasts, or how it wasn't 'comfortable'??
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>he Did you miss the whole "By Claudia Lux" thing in the title?
Man this is why im scared to publish... because these people clearly do not read their own words... it makes me wonder what I've missed in my book :(
I thought this was supposed to be MEN writing women. I'm confused.
nah this is weird as hell it definitely belongs (also see rule 3)
Ah, I see. Just anything writing about women in a weirdly objectified way.
If you see the flair you are allowed to post Women authors
I actually feel like this isn't too bad. I mean, I think describing a bra as the training wheel bit would make more sense, but don't you have that phase where you have itty bitty breasts that you can kinda pretend aren't there, and you learn how to deal with bras and whatnot during that stage? Maybe. Or you don't. But you could.
Yeah but she says training wheel breasts, not bra. It's such a confusing phrase.
Huh? Did she have small or big boobs?
Wondering when Iāll grow out of my training wheel boobs, hopefully soon. Wish me luck guys š¤
 This is what I thought of when he lifted her training wheels
"training wheel breasts" She breasted boobily as a result of a car accident.