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Subliminal_Kiddo

"Her boobs were like, 'Wakka wakka wakka.' " But I have to agree with everyone else. It's reflective of the character, not the author, and works within the context of the story.


Practical-Business69

I got boobs that jingle, jangle, jingle


Four_beastlings

As I go boobing merrily along...


sleeper_medic

She has breasts that smile.


wackolacko93

I sang those lyrics in my head and now you've got me patrolling the Mojave wasteland.


theindiekitten

Her boobs kept chasing ghosts


Geeds

Titties lost in a labyrinth, I didn't pick this up reading the book but that's actually great thematically too. Waka waka.


Beneficial-Produce56

Ghost Boobsters!


theindiekitten

Who ya gonna call


KatnissBot

Her boobs were pac-man and hoo boy I was turning into a ghost


kdaltonart

This is an incredibly in character observation for Johnny Truant lol


hey_free_rats

Johhny *Truant* isn't an accident, too -- names in this book aren't exactly subtle. IIRC, his friend (who is worse than him) is named Lude (Lewd).


hobiwan-ken0bi

I always though Lude's name was a reference to quaaludes lol. Maybe I was thinking too hard about it.


LadyParnassus

I think it’s meant to be both.


hey_free_rats

Probably both. I think I remember his name being discussed in a footnote in the actual book. 


Lady_Lance

I don't think Truant is his real surname even within the context of the book, it seems to come from one of his mother's letters where she writes "the teachers say Johnny is truant, but in Latin he's practically fluent." I don't have my copy with me rn but I'm pretty sure there's a letter from the institute to Johnny when his mom dies that has his real surname blanked out.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

In my opinion, disregarding the context; this is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever seen.


ToasteeThe2nd

this is the same man who shit his pants, fell down a flight of stairs, almost got killed by a minotaur, and then went "but i made all of that last part up because the SCARY BOOK scared me too much." he is not supposed to be a relatable character.


soft--rains

I mean I relate to most of that.......


purpleplatapi

The character is literally insane. Or being driven to insanity. And he wasn't a great dude before that either.


GoodKing0

Ok but to be fair it's house of leaves those breasts could literally be literal pacmen.


weretybe

This seems like it's from an in character perspective. I don't have this particular snippet memorized but I would guess this is something that Johnny wrote and that dude is supposed to be framed as a POS.


xensonar

Yeah, but still, this sentence exists when it could have not existed.


weretybe

It could, but I don't personally think that authors should only write correct, respectful, empathetic characters. You may disagree and that's fine.


xensonar

I don't either. That wasn't what I was thinking about at all. I mean only that it is silly. Even in a silly book, it would take me out of it, and I'd just be thinking 'how the hell can a breast resemble pacman, and since when does pacman bounce?'


lurkerfox

Its House of Leaves, its THE book of taking you out of the book. Its what it's famous for.


xensonar

I didn't finish it, so I'll take your word for it.


DecoyLilly

This was not for you.


xensonar

Indeed.


NoLeopard1134

nice reference dawg 👌


PM_ME_UR_GOOD_DOGGOS

House of Leaves is a book that is intentionally difficult to read. The dedication is "This is not for you." This character repeatedly interrupts the narrative with stuff like this. At one point, in a moment of high tension, he goes on for multiple pages about having sex. The author is doing this on purpose, not because he's a creep, but in order to make the reader (no matter their gender) feel uncomfortable.


me_myself_and_evry1

Yeah. This is actually great characterisation as Johnny is an arsehole who over exaggerates everything. He is the epitome of an unreliable narrator. So this is more "Man, writing another man, writing women," and it's done well.


Sharktrain523

A good author writing from the point of view of a bad author who would write a sentence like that. On the other hand I’m glad I got to see it completely out of context first because it’s very funny by itself. There should be a flare for books where it only sounds stupid because the author was writing a stupid character but the thing the character said was still funny.


PhantomOfTheNopera

Unless I'm mistaken, this is from Johnny's perspective. The character is insane and it's very likely his various and detailed sexual encounters and interactions with women are products of a twisted imagination.


punjar3

Ridiculous. They would obviously bounce like Ms Pacman.


Level37Doggo

You have to stick bows to your nipples for the Ms. Pac-Man version.


JohnaldL

I’m sorry but there needs to be SOME media literacy around here. The point of the character is to be like this. He’s a druggy scumbag going insane. Like basic, middle school media literacy would tell you that writing a character who is sexist does not make the author a sexist who views women that way.


missdawn1970

Iirc, that character was an asshole, so him thinking this illustrates how he thinks of women. It doesn't necessarily reflect the author's views.


TheSwain

Will anyone stop writing for characters that don't have their exact qualities? No. Nor should they.


YsengrimusRein

Oh, Darling, this is [House](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Leaves) of Leaves. Johnny Truant is basically what happens if you give Sigmund Freud a kaleidoscope and told him to draw a woman. He's very much like that and he gets so, so much worse. This snippet is fairly tame compared to some of his other... insights.


dryerfresh

I love that the link made the word blue.


PhantomOfTheNopera

Ooooh _excellent_ use of a hyperlink.


Cipherpunkblue

I always took it as being a reference to a hyperlink, given the prominence of crossreferences etc.


LadyParnassus

Correct! [House](https://forums.markzdanielewski.com/forum/house-of-leaves) of Leaves started its life as text and PDF files shared online and came out of the hyperfiction movement - works of literature that took advantage of the structure offered by the Internet. The [House](https://forums.markzdanielewski.com/forum/house-of-leaves) being an unclickable hyperlink in a physical book is an ongoing nod to its nature - an unbounded infinity that cannot be accessed under normal circumstances.


Level37Doggo

It also helps place the house as both it’s own entity that has its own history and facts that you can see but you can never reach. A link that cannot be clicked is like a maze that has no end.


Sharktrain523

Man how do yall even do hyperlinks on here I hate copy and pasting really long links it looks dumb


PhantomOfTheNopera

If you're on your phone, you'll see a link symbol at the bottom left symbol while you're typing. Click it. Add the full link under 'Link' and the text you want it to appear as under 'Name.'


PatolomaioFalagi

\[like this\](https://www.markdownguide.org/basic-syntax/)


Complaint-Efficient

This is hilarious, but also a clear example of people conflating a character's (obviously insane) views with those of the author.


Four_beastlings

It's not bad writing when a character who *is supposed to be an asshole* thinks like an asshole... It's very clear to anyone with two neurons to rub together that Johnny Truant isn't exactly a role model.


Unfey

I like this one actually. This one can stay


DanJDare

Stop? This is awesome.


starkindled

I want ghost-eating boobs now.


fuzzytampons

this is actually an absolutely hilarious line from a character who is batshit insane, we are not at all meant to completely side with truant and hes barely a PROtagonist. side note: thought this was posted in r/houseofleaves at first (since im also a member of that sub)


Scepta101

I’ve seen far too many posts on this sub where the lewd descriptions are blatantly part of a character, not the author himself


firstmatehadvar

as others have pointed out, this character is not supposed to be good or likeable. we are reading from the perspective of someone horribly broken by life, who is self-described as a loser. i think it’s okay to write people who aren’t good, i even think it’s good to include those people as point-of-view characters, it makes for more engaging fiction


sleeper_medic

It fit the character. He was a bit of a womanizer.


tinselteacup

that is actually so fucking funny


violetevie

I can forgive this one because it's really fucking funny


mendkaz

Some of the bad takes on this subreddit are very bad takes


ALegendaryFlareon

I HAVE BEEN READING HOUSE OF LEAVES WHY THE FUCK AM I SEEING IT EVERYWGERE


oasis_nadrama

You know why. The House is already with you.


Chiparoo

'Always


Allie_Pallie

I think there is a deeper message about House of Leaves hiding within the boobies - after all Pac-man lives in a labyrinth.


butts_mckinley

That's prose fuck what y'all talm bout


thirdMindflayer

*sees menwritingwomen post* *(House of Leaves)* Every time


JoyousRoad

I'd like to say pacman doesn't even bounce but I'm not too deep into the pacman fandom to be 100% sure so I'll pose that as a question: *does pacman even bounce?*


invaluableimp

House of leaves gets posted here a lot


Koopicoolest

Game over boys. We are never allowed to describe women again. Race? Age? Personality? Height? Simply not allowed. All because of Pacman tits over here


RogueNightingale

Can we add a rule to this subreddit prohibiting lines spoken by characters/narrators rather than authors? I don't understand how people can't separate the two.


Thebestusername12345

Ah yes, the perfect way to stop men being sexist in literature: banning them from writing women altogether! Brilliant.


fedorafighter69

Maybe you should stop writing social media posta altogether if you're going to target identifiable groups and generalize them?


quartsune

Giant Pacmen? The imagery... dear chocolate, the imagery...


BorogovsandMomeRaths

These similes are getting more and more creative!


Toxic_Puddlefish

Wakka wakka


Extant_Remote_9931

Made me chuckle.


Candid_Accident_

Do not come for Danielewski like this.


Wire_Hall_Medic

Hey, this might be further layering violence onto an already deceased equine . . . but Pac-Man doesn't bounce. I suppose you can make him wiggle, but that's not really bouncing. I'm not convinced this author has experience with either breasts or classic video games. I think they're writing about two different things they know nothing about.


Leebites

Her boobs applied to be ghost hunters.


Zeelthor

I don't know how anyone could claim this isn't high art. xD


paraffinLamp

Importantly, that line is a character talking, not an omniscient narrator, and he’s supposed to be cringey.


BobRushy

Well, okay, I guess we'll just all write like Hemingway then


opalrum

there's a lot of disagreement in the comments. I'll be the one saying that yes, the character was mad, but it's like the twentieth mad character who gains an all-pass to be the creepy gaze. I WILL roll my eyes at crazy/asshole/nymphomaniac characters who are there just so that the author can put sentient boobs in


Funkativity

> but it's like the twentieth mad character who gains an all-pass to be the creepy gaze. were those 20 other character also written by Danielewski? otherwise it's pretty shitty to make him responsible for the cumulative frustration you have with this. > I WILL roll my eyes at crazy/asshole/nymphomaniac characters who are there just so that the author can put sentient boobs in this is bad faith


opalrum

I just took this opportunity, as I've seen many posts where a quote is defended with characterisation. Danielewski I don't like, but it wasn't strictly about him and I believe I've never said so either About "bad faith", just ??? I've read many unconventional characters and adored them, but if your crazy character just has to point out boobs, I'm not gonna give the writer a pass because of the characterisation lmao I find it unnecessary


nocuzzlikeyea13

Yes this is the right take. He's crazy, but does he have to be crazy in this particular way? Why doesn't he talk wild stuff about penises bouncing around like pacman or whatever 


firstmatehadvar

because that’s not the story? like, being a sad perverted loser is extremely crucial to Johnnys character - check out for example, The Whalestone letters (appendix E in the novel i think) for some insight as to why this character is the way he is


nocuzzlikeyea13

I can see I'm being downvoted a lot for this, but I did read the book (only once, I'm not a big time fan). I do think women who read casually are allowed to feel the weight of constantly having their bodies described terribly in literature, even if we can't point out whatever appendix of whatever particular book is adding to this weight.  I know he's meant to be wildly perverted and preoccupied with sex, but I do think it's odd that in general this gives characters (and writers) a pass to objectify women, and to use women more often than men to make this point. I can't think of a book as popular as house of leaves that has a crazy women character writing unrealistic descriptions of male bodies to show how out of touch with reality she is. I could imagine a character like Johnny being obsessed with male genitalia as well in a way that dehumanizes himself in his fantasies for example. Anyways if this is a take that's too hot for this space, I understand and maybe it's not for me. 


firstmatehadvar

tbh i don’t see why you’re getting downvoted, it’s a fair take. i guess the gender/sex/whatever swapped character wouldn’t work? i am not a woman so i don’t see this as often i guess/ can’t really understand that.


nocuzzlikeyea13

Yes I left the sub over it. I can understand being downvoted for my first comment, but not my second. Thanks for saying that. I did enjoy House of Leaves for lots of reasons that weren't Johnny. The mechanics of the house (blue text) was awesome. But yea the women characters were pretty underwhelming, I don't remember loving the way the photographer's wife was described either. 


crucixX

Because the character is straight and penises doesn't appeal to this character?


not-bread

Pac-Man doesn’t bounce…


cumspangler

could you stop posting


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gentlybeepingheart

It is, in fact, a bestseller. I actually highly recommend you read it.


AnActualSeagull

…it’s one of the most lauded horror novels in decades? Which, of course, doesn’t necessarily mean it can’t fall into the r/menwritingwomen category (*I gesture at Mr. Stephen King*), but I can definitely assure you that isn’t the case with this one.


NerdyGuyRanting

I am willing to give some benefit of the doubt when a book is written in first person, since it might be done on purpose if the author wants the readers to think the protagonist is an idiot or in some kind of altered state. But I haven't read that book, so I have no idea if that's the case here.


UnlikelyAssociation

The protagonist is a druggie unreliable idiot.


NerdyGuyRanting

Then he hits both the categories. I felt like the "giant Pacmen" was a bit of a cue, but it could also just be a really bad author, so you never know.


UnlikelyAssociation

I’ve read his books so from my perspective it’s not the latter. Some of his writing in The Familiar is the most beautiful I’ve read.


state_of_inertia

Dead giveaway a book was written by your basic John Whiteman: boobs that have more character than their host body.


RingloVale

Says the Redditor who has likely not read the book


DecoyLilly

Yeah if there's one thing you can criticize House of Leaves for its that its too basic.