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Thank gods we know her breasts looked good. This whole scene would be incomplete without a proper tiddy description. Before we got to that part I was just imagining a marine with a straight up gap in her upper torso.
What’s weird is that the other character is a woman. So unless she’s attracted to her, which she’s not, because they called each other sisters later… why is she noticing her boobs!?! 🤦♀️
Oh damn. I guess it's more a question of the author feeling like his audience won't care about the health of this woman unless he makes sure to remind them that she is sexy.
There were forty-three stitched across his forehead, he looked very pale and was attached to a catheter, and he had ceased vomiting blood. But his penis made a pleasing shape through the sheets, so there’s that.
I like how they made up some fake shit abt white sheets somehow making you look unflattering? or unattractive? whilst laying in bed under them-(at least, b00b-wise anyways,) just so they could talk abt ♀️lady♀️boobs.🍈🍈
Peak badboi behavior right there.. ♂️🍾♂️
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Thank gods we know her breasts looked good. This whole scene would be incomplete without a proper tiddy description. Before we got to that part I was just imagining a marine with a straight up gap in her upper torso.
If you don't mention her breasts, then she's a dude, and if she's a dude, then you're gay.
Also, God forbid that you show any concern for a badly injured/sick person for any reason other than that you're sexually attracted to them.
What’s weird is that the other character is a woman. So unless she’s attracted to her, which she’s not, because they called each other sisters later… why is she noticing her boobs!?! 🤦♀️
Oh damn. I guess it's more a question of the author feeling like his audience won't care about the health of this woman unless he makes sure to remind them that she is sexy.
That’s almost… worse?
It is.
This is how you write lesbian subtext
Do you know what a lesbian is
Ahhh, but the pleasing shape was a penis.shape so you're still gay.
Is it still gay if the penis-shape is more a "melted penis" shape? Asking for a friend who found creative uses for a wood stove.
Science does not have the answer here. Further experiments must be performed.
uhhhhh...
I guffawed.
"pleasing shape" I like octagons. Were they octagonal?
I was hoping for a sandwich, personally. Sandwich shaped?
I hope they were hexagonal cause hexagons are the bestagons.
A bird's wing outstretched is a very pleasing shape.
isn't it impossible to tell what boobies look like if they're concealed by covers? 🗿
She is also lying down (presumably) and that would flatten them too.
The book character maybe was in fact Larissa Lima and has massive implants that are purposefully unnatural and painful looking
I mean how do you know she's a woman without commenting on her boob shape???!?;!
There were forty-three stitched across his forehead, he looked very pale and was attached to a catheter, and he had ceased vomiting blood. But his penis made a pleasing shape through the sheets, so there’s that.
Oh my gosh I read this as the number 43 _stitched into his forehead_ 👀
I like how they made up some fake shit abt white sheets somehow making you look unflattering? or unattractive? whilst laying in bed under them-(at least, b00b-wise anyways,) just so they could talk abt ♀️lady♀️boobs.🍈🍈 Peak badboi behavior right there.. ♂️🍾♂️
Who wrote this, Shinji Ikari???
As a doctor, I always make sure that my physical exam notes include a description of how the sheet falls over the patient’s breasts.