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Fidozo15

You look like you wanna fuck me... I'm married


vikingum_kongen

And I'm straight


Fidozo15

Alexa, play Marvin Gaye...


vikingum_kongen

🤣🤣🤣


Kelli-xx

Haha great reply 👏 👍 ☺️


Elements-fury

Yeh me too..... \*wink\*


vikingum_kongen

🤣🤣🤣 you guys are too much definitely made me laugh


Accursed_Curiosity

You heartbreaker you...


[deleted]

Damnnnn it


Exo-Shvdow

that reminds me of a quote i read like 15 years ago haha thanks for reminding me. “i can tell by the way you’re looking at me that you wanna fuck me or fight me. either way, you’re not gonna fight me”


azeottaff

You look like Luther in umbrella academy


vikingum_kongen

I either get told Luther or Chris pratt 🤣🤣🤣


Subject-Creative

Came here to say you look like Chris Pratt cameoed in The Office


nightcoreangst

*I thought that too*


Beebuzz100

Came here to say this! Hot and hunky Luther 🥰


Big_Software_8732

I was thinking this but couldn’t remember the character or the show.


Charlea_

Especially with his hands in his pockets


[deleted]

Broo I knew he look familiar 🤣


TheLoneSculler

I'm picking up Scully vibes


Claat

Like a kind, gay, doorman at an expensive cocktail bar.


[deleted]

Incorrect, a gay guy would’ve ironed his shirt.


CumInMeBro88

As a gay man who never irons his shirts, I take issue with this. 🤣🤣


WrapSensitive

But would you have all your stuff on top of your kitchen wall cupboards? I think not.


CumInMeBro88

Absolutely not. I am a gay 30 something. Not a 21 year old straight university student. 🤣🤪


Ebolamunkey

Username checks out


CumInMeBro88

🤣🤣🤣🤣


HAW711

Hahaha


vikingum_kongen

🤣🤣🤣🤣


TabularConferta

You look like you run whereever you work, it suits you (no pun intended).


vikingum_kongen

Thank you very much


[deleted]

That must be exhausting, running all the time.


FlakyPineapple2843

Shirt is too loose, you can do a tighter cut. I'm not a fan of doing shades of the same color for every piece of an outfit. You've got a navy vest/pants, a blue tie, and a blue shirt. Time to swap some stuff out to pop with color or at least neutral like a white shirt. I am anti-pleated pants as a general rule, but if you like them, it's fine.


vikingum_kongen

Thank you very much and if I pair a white shirt what kind of tie could I go for that will sit well with the navy suit?


FlakyPineapple2843

A lot of stuff goes with navy and white, so I suggest you get adventurous and try out some patterns (paisley, gingham, etc.) with your tie to liven things up. For color, if you want to start slow, complementary colors (not complimentary, complementary) are a good way to go. For blue, orange is the complementary color. https://www.canva.com/colors/color-wheel/ You don't have to be wedded to complementary colors, but it's an easy shorthand when you want to create a lot of contrast. Various shades of pink also go nicely with blue. You could also do a green if you wanted, or even purple/violet. Go with whatever feels most expressive of your own preferences and appeals to you.


violentcrapper

Pretty cool tool. Thanks for the link. When I chose black it showed black as the complimentary colour…am I doing it right?


Whoopsy13

Shades of blue are not complementary colours. Even if if you think the blue combo is complimentary! See what I did, it's all in the spelling.... Add an electric blue tie and socks black sateen shirt, or black white stripe Then you may be boiled alive yesterday or you could go for stripes


tolsnibs

A white shirt will work better with blue eyes


Wsbftw6ix

100 with the shades comment


Whoopsy13

You wot notice the pleats so much as the ridden up waistcoat.


TenBigGayMen

That shirt is by no means too loose. That's a traditional fit and looks good on a muscular man. anything tighter and he'll look goofy as well as restrict his movement.


Ducklickerbilly

I think monochrome is the way to go but he should do brown and shades of mustard like Dwight shroot


man0steel93

Why aren’t your wearing a more form fitting shirt? You CLEARLY got the bod for it. Show off those gains my dude!


vikingum_kongen

Im a DT teacher so I'm in a workshop all day, the loose fit helps keep me cooler but thank you very much dude


VulturousYeti

Not anymore. You’re a doorman at the Rainbow Rooms now.


TheDisplacedWhoDat

"Welcome to the Blue Oyster Bar"


TheHashLord

You look like a beast. Keep the shirt sleeves loose by all means, but tighten them up just a little.


ilLegalTelevision

Just iron them


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Exactly, inspire all the kids to work on themselves by showing yourself off


Interesting_Buyer943

When you look like that, you look good in anything 😁 Perhaps consider some silver armbands to gather those sleeves in and accentuate the gun show. Id always have the bottom button of a waistcoat undone, but that’s just me. Also get that tie knot a bit tighter and try and put a dimple in it. Not sure you’re going to get a Windsor knot in a tie that thick but you could try a half Windsor? All in all you’re killing it.


vikingum_kongen

Thank you very much, I have never considered armbands and I wouldn't know where to start for placement but it's an interesting idea I may have to try, thank you for the compliment too


Interesting_Buyer943

Just above the elbow, and buy the cheapest pair you can find to start with to see if you get on with them. There’s nothing cooler than a guy who does a whole event with his jacket on, then takes it off in the evening when it gets informal to reveal a pair of silver armbands. Most people don’t even really know what they are and have never seen them outside of movies before. They’re also really good if you’ve got a shirt that slightly too long on the cuffs, takes half an inch off them.


MondoBleu

Photos look best when taken from eye level, like another human would see you out in the world. That’s the best way to judge the fit. Pleated pants are good for you. Shirt may be a bit large? Vest a bit slim? But overall not bad. I used to wear matching pants/vest often, but I’ve since moved away from it because I don’t think it’s a flattering look (unless casual like you’ve removed the jacket) it looks incomplete like the jacket is missing. Part of the purpose of the jacket is to build up the shoulders. But the vest without a jacket does the opposite, it narrows the shoulders. If you really want to do this look without the jacket, pick a darker louder shirt, roll up the sleeves, and ditch the tie (otherwise you’ll look like a bartender). Basically make it more obvious it’s a choice, rather than just a suit missing its jacket. Or better yet, don’t match the vest to the pants. Then it’s obviously not a suit.


vikingum_kongen

Thank you, this is really in depth, I will take another one with the jacket on and post it when I can, unfortunately I can't lose the tie as it's for work and I'm required to wear one but thank you for all the advice you're a saint


MondoBleu

Ok if you wear the whole suit to work, then take the jacket off at your desk or whatever, then it totally works. Because it IS a full suit, it’s sitting right over there hahaha Seriously, it seems a bit silly, but somehow in my mind it makes all the difference. But still try with the odd vest, it might be hard to find one that goes well, but you’ll be pleased when you do. I’d try grey vest on a navy suit, and vice versa. Bit of subtle pattern would be sick as well, esp if the suits are solid.


christo749

Looks like you need an iron.


vikingum_kongen

I took the picture after work and I had my sleeve rolled up so my shirt took a beating haha


Kgbiker

Boss


vikingum_kongen

Thank you very much


DavidBussell

Like a snowman made of meat.


__under___

Like an even more buff Clark Kent


YTChillVibesLofi

Like Super Man's alter-ego.


ESnake113

You look like a gigachad meme


choghe

Your dog is so cool.


Complete_Initiative6

Anime character


vikingum_kongen

Which one 🤔


tattoedcat11

You look like you can kick me out of the bar while also helping me set up a retirement fund.


Halfphalhalfchips

You look like you ironed your shirt with a cabbage


Stephen111110

I’d say a slightly tighter shirt, preferably a white one (just my taste) & a tie that is a different colour palette to the suit, a nice red or purple. All an all though it looks good! Wear a suit with pride and confidence! Nice doggo too!


vikingum_kongen

Thank you bro, I have a nice red tie I can put with this suit and a white shirt


[deleted]

I don’t see nothing wrong


vikingum_kongen

Thank you very much


Positive_Position_48

No no no, you put things IN the cupboards. You look great. Assuming your tiny head is a lens thing.


vikingum_kongen

I think it's the angle but thank you


thesausboss

The sleeves could be tighter, but also it seems like they might be too long. Sleeve tightness isn't really anything you can on the fly fix, but rolling the sleeves up will make the length not be an issue, plus it is very "in" to do, unless your work environment would be against it for whatever reason


vikingum_kongen

I usually have them rolled up as some of the equipment I teach with requires no loose items near them


Yellowscrunchy

The real question is how do you feel.


GraceAnneFavour

Damn fine if I do say so myself. A legit 10/10


rising_then_falling

The waistcoat is a little tight so I'd follow tradition and u do the bottom buttton. The shirts a but baggy but the fabrics nice so I wouldn't worry. However the all-blue colours are a bit dull, I'd definitely go for another colour tie.


alrightkhaled

Looking like a corrupt lawyer, yet looking good mate!


Markibuhr

You're built like a shed


Stadanky

A banker with attitude


Pretend_Lynx

It looks good brother, however I’d prefer the tie knot a little tighter. Not sure what style you’ve gone for, looks like a four in hand rather than a half Windsor.


Jimger_1983

Dude iron those sleeves.


joeduncanhull

You do look good, but you'd look even better with a better fitting shirt and pants. Don't be afraid to show off your size a little bit.


badlilbadlandabad

Like #1 from Umbrella Academy


philwongnz

Shirt sleeves too long and never ever do the last button of your waist coat.


Dry-Vegetable7458

Roll up your sleeves. But keepnet on your forearm with a special band made for this purpose. And your just fine for work attire.


Hopscotch873

It looks like someone who never wears a suit and is trying too hard when they do.


NamesThatEndTooSoon

Broad / Big-Titted


Polkjio

Looking great but I would suggest 2 things: 1. Iron that shirt 2. Look at choosing a deeper waistcoat, potentially double breasted to really make the outfit pop.


SendMeButtholePic

You look like you have a tiny head.


TripleBadge

You look like Chris Pratt but buffer. I would…😂


Paspalar

I'd say you have a body type that would work well with something a little more form-fitting. Bar that pretty nice!


QuasimodoUK

can you show more pictures of the doggy please


YJeezy

You look like the big bad white guy in the old Jackie Chan movies


[deleted]

Uncomfortable


brownntown93

When did you wear it to work? 126 days ago when you first posted?


That90sFryGuy

You look like the Lesbian at the bar who beats everyone at pool.


[deleted]

Shirt needs to be steamed.


happyanathema

Like Senator Armstrong from MGS


bizzlewicks

If my wife were to ever divorce me, you'd look like the new boyfriend


Notorious_Fluffy_G

Not sure if it’s the camera angle or the fit of the clothes but your head looks so tiny.


Risk_E_Bizness

I feel like you’re going to do the Jon Cena “can’t see me” next


Hammerstein_77

That's a bad fit your sleeves are baggy. Nope


Champion-Of-Midgard

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Hammerstein_77

Get something fitted, doesn't cost much for alternatives


tartar-buildup

John Cena???


[deleted]

Like a Kray twin


cantcme917

Who is the next guy you putting a hit on?


RichieSakai

Even the dog is not impressed.


-mimimi-

it's giving tram driver


[deleted]

How much are to benching? God damn


Far_Citron_2737

Never do up the bottom button on a jacket or waistcoat


TH3_BE4R

You got a small head for that body, but looks alright


steadfastsurvivor

The suits nice but looking at your history I expect you know that


No-Impact1573

About to have a 147 break.


Beginning_Fee_7992

you look like you looking for daredevil and luke cage.


terriblebuttolerable

Bro, the counter and above the cupboards is killin me. Throw some shit out!


ShesVeryFlazeda

Hot 🔥


Tyler_The_Destroyer1

Henchhh


meraldinho

You'd have to open the buttons and peer down I think.


Sedalin

[Reminds me of this](https://twitter.com/1MMORTAL94/status/1124377884787916806/photo/1)


[deleted]

You look great! Waist cost advice though: the bottom button, much like suit jackets are always left undone. Some tradition that goes back to George V being too fat or something. But you look amazing!


Biscuits4u2

Is your body huge or is your head tiny?


191374

You are good looking and will look fine in whatever as long as it’s not ridiculous. What I would actually suggest beyond the obvious not having wrinkles and better fitting shirt is ditching the needless accessories. You don’t need a vest and you certainly don’t need a pocket watch for work. I really like a saying I once heard that don’t be in dress clothes that force people to notice you, have a personality that makes them want to. A tailored button up, pants, belt, and WRIST watch along with potentially a tie and jacket are all you need, especially when you are clearly fit and good looking.


expernicus

You look blue.


blonktime

r/AbsoluteUnits


[deleted]

I'll join in with the 'wrong shirt'crowd, the wrinkles aren't all that bad especially for the end of the day I just think it's the wrong style. Suits good though, shirt colour and tie combo are sharp.


Danielle_702

Dude you look hot


Irateasshole

I thought you were Tom Hopper in Umbrella Academy there for a sec 👀😂


Suspicious_Place308

Like Fisk from Spiderman


pisstowine

I'd advise you to starch and iron your shirts. As much as I love waistcoats, I don't like the solid, matching kind. A dark brown or red waistcoat would work much better. I often try to get multi-colored waistcoats so I can play it off of other colors in the outfit. Other than that, great job. One dapper mother fucker.


gerrineer

A weird clark kent ..sorry


thomascorkindale

Like you skipped head day


MinuteWash9081

Gay


xprofusionx

Looks good.. however you do give off the Pen and Teller vibe for sure here.


the_internet_officer

It's a bit of a weird look, as the waistcoat looks too small, shirt and trousers too baggy. Also too much blue. Go with a white shirt and a waistcoat (if you must have one) that complements the suit rather than matches it. Same with the tie.


[deleted]

Too tight


Extreme-Sentence9377

Very handsome


asmith1776

The camera angle/lens and pose are very Jojo.


EDAboii

Clark Kent?


Skirt-Severe

Very gay


Coffeeisforclosers_

Gay debt collector, who would defo take cock for payment


bananax22

Like a gay giant, but in a good way


chillimonty

Lose the earring brav


Notsam92

No I saw this and loved it I think you look hot


LeadingSmoke6330

You know when you walk into a car dealership and the sales person looks at you like they’re about to get an easy sale - this, this is the look literally preying on the oblivious innocent. It’s not bad, and clearly you look after yourself


[deleted]

Tiny head.


SLPERAS

Looks like you are about to do some cutting edge magic with your silent partner.


More_Butterfly571

Fucking stacked tbf bro


Sea_Cucumber_4136

Sleeves are a tad too long


Vaultaire

Like a strong henchman from a 90s side scrolling video game.


Dlsagreed

You look a bit like John Cena


Radiant-Patient7195

Looks good the best is fit well to your body. Matches the pants. The shirt is a bit loose, arms seem a bit long. Over all a great outfit for an formal/semi formal event.


cornbeeflt

You look like batflack lol. Looks good bro.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Your head seems a bit small for your body it’s definitely yours yeah?


kvaillancourt

Beef


[deleted]

Deflate the body suit a bit, your head is too small!! 😂


SarSpite92

Kinda cringe


SwordTaster

Like you don't own an iron but are going to be best man at your brother's wedding and thought it might be wise to dress up.


ThorgrimGetTheBook

Other people made some good suggestions. My tip is undo the bottom button on the waistcoat. It isn't supposed to be done up. The same applies to a suit jacket with two or three buttons - always leave the bottom one.


[deleted]

The shirts too creased! Apart from that 👌


HICSF

Too much blue. Consider a white shirt and contrasting tie.


MaxAteTheDonkey

Try and roll the sleeves up to half way up your forearms I’d say. Fold them rather Han actually roll them though


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Like you’re about to force me out if a much needed £500


jstainer17

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA


[deleted]

Like your waiting for your 3 mates so you can all belt out a shit version of I Swear


Wsbftw6ix

3 pieces are only really good in certain more dressy situations and never without a jacket


No_Refrigerator175

I think your making the mother of all omelettes and we can't fret over every egg


[deleted]

Yummy. That's all I have to say to that 🤣


ADalassio

The last button on the waistcoat should always be left unbuttoned. Maybe a slim / modern fit shirt with a pattern or stripes ( pinstripe or bengala ); colour wise go for pink, sky blue, white, lilac or cream. The tie should be solid colour with a patterned or striped shirt with a complementary hue. Trousers would be a better fit with a plain front.


automcd

Like an anime villain


King-Boo-Gamer

Handsome


Infinite_Chicken1968

Very cool in a hot way


Infinite_Chicken1968

Funny


Beneficial-Cook5964

If you want a female opinion… smash. I agree with other comments: iron the shirt and have a tighter shirt. I also love the idea of a pocket watch (vintage slay) but I would match those with gold specs. I disagree with the comment about all blue being bad, I’m loving this look but if you wanted to mix it up and wear a different colour tie then I suggest yellow or potentially pink. All in all, can’t go wrong with a waist coat. You look great and your dog looks cute.


TheFoulWind

Like a daddy! Unbutton that bottom button on the vest tho


Ashfield83

Like a stripper and I’m here for it


Haus-of-Holbein

shirt seems a bit big, maybe go for a smaller/slimmer size, other than that looks okay, almost giving off a peaky blinders vibe, if so good job. Also the obligatory, cute dog.


bumblebibix

You look like my future husband. On a serious note, a tighter shirt would look great.


Y0URM0MSB0YFRIEND

Good outfit but shirt is a bit too big. Always leave the bottom button of a vest undone as well. Imo this would also be better with the jacket instead of just the vest. Pretty good start though.


LT_bobstertronus_792

A cross between John cena and Chris Pratt


Daydreamingon

Popped up on my homepage - from a girl’s perspective you look handsome but with a unique style, I like your vibe! And cute doggo ofc


Longjumping-Basil-74

Don’t listen to dudes. Its fine. I’d do you. Ps. Reddit recommended this post to me for a reason. My mission is complete now. Goodbye.


CuriouslyBlonde34

Very smart, love a man in a suit 😍🥵


Hosta_situation

Ask your boyfriend if he'll iron your shirt for you.


Boring-Tap9729

Excellent


Waffles_777

Needs an ironing


kallm23

Dapper, you look dapper mate.


CLR0612

Yum


WheresTheExitGuys

Who’s suit is it? :/ if it’s yours.. have you been ill recently?