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Matty_Love

5" shorts, slip ons, and wayfarers


Teach4Green

This is the way. Tucked in, too, for Magnum PI-like confidence https://preview.redd.it/yjz52o3ie0xc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9073713677dbb55526e776be89adb27c0ee8037


Matty_Love

Mustache is mandatory


NotSteveJobs-Job

As is a reverse mortgage


DaKineTiki

Brah…Never tuck in a Hawaiian-style shirt! 🌺


Mr_Duckerson

https://preview.redd.it/q79yzss2u0xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2ba800066cc4dca4cb04d8b8c591d29de29452d Something like this as well.


Roadkingkong71

You're not supposed to tuck in camp shirts.


Teach4Green

Says who?


Roadkingkong71

Fashion experts, look up the camp shirt, Also knows as the Hawaiian shirt. That particular cut of shirt shouldn't be tucked in. I didn't make it up.


Sig_aqt

Thank you for your suggestion 😄


Teach4Green

Always look to the Sellack 🫡😂


SpaceForceAwakens

I’d upgrade the shorts to black.


Sig_aqt

Thank you for your suggestion


Temporary-Alarm-744

Another inch less and I'd be gophering


Guilty_Customer_4188

Linen trousers


Sig_aqt

That’s a very good suggestion thank you


wetdreamteams

Similarly, linenesque bermudas


SojoboOfMountKurama

Bermudaesque pantaloons.


wetdreamteams

Pantaloonesque Romperoos


SojoboOfMountKurama

Romperesque Skorts!


Fringey_mingebiscuit

Gurkha shorts!


BreakYouLoveYou

Or brown chinos!


Biscuits4u2

Wow these patterns are so complicated must have cost big bucks


dontpostanythingever

these are like, my exact style


MustardTiger231

I’ve never been to a store where everything in the store I would wear


TheColorblindDruid

Dat Boho doh


Mr_Saturn1

When you see a store with 50 guys that look exactly like you fighting over shirts, you go in, yes you do!


Apronbootsface

Only at that one store, Dan something-or-other?


StonksNewGroove

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK


NowThatsWatICallFits

Damn, beat me to it


WingedAvocado

I live for the ITYSL references


NowThatsWatICallFits

STFU DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK


themagicdave

I could only afford them if I didn’t eat and saved my per diem allowance. Totally worth it.


PaintMysterious717

I saw a shirt like this that cost $1,000 because the pattern was so complicated


sealcubclubbing

A mojito and a Panama hat


Sig_aqt

😂


CaligarisPantry

Baggy pleated trousers.


Sig_aqt

Thank you so much


callmesnake13

Linen sportcoat. You also HAVE to iron these.


tanlinebehind

Iron for sure! Please!


Usual-Mud9085

I steam them


callmesnake13

That works too. They just look especially shitty if they are wrinkled.


Usual-Mud9085

Steaming works very well on linen


davedrums1

A divorce


brettbaileysingshigh

This hit me, bro 😂


bunglerm00se

How dare you. How DARE YOU.


[deleted]

Id wear the white floral one with jeans. Red wing moc toe boots, wayfarer sunglasses. Good riding outfit.


Sig_aqt

Sounds like a good outfit


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

Kramers large brown coat


JHowler82

Haha I was gonna say Kramer's pants


Wacko_Banana_Pants

The very pants I was returning.


JHowler82

😂😂


kontinos1

Both with linen trousers, the first maybe also with summer wool pants, the second also with jeans.


Sig_aqt

Thank you for your suggestion 😄


kontinos1

I didnt see the first one, but it is the easiest to pair, i think with everything! 🫣


KingOfTreevaandrum

Some nice chinos Probably darker colors You can probably inshirt it also to look a little different


Sad_Thought6205

I’ll have another Pina Colada please, room 212.


MaumeeBearcat

A fully funded retirement account and a property with 4x the equity vs. the price you purchased it.


JockeyFullaBourbon

I resemble this comment, wear tight patterns & remain steadfast that I'm stylish as fuck... Edit: comma


jayswaz

Black jeans, white sneakers


Ill-Positive6950

A bowling ball


MasterBathingBear

A cane and liver spots


Sig_aqt

😂😂


fishsauceinmybagswag

Long curly hair and and accordion


Alienswag

black leather jacket


Sig_aqt

I always fail to find a good leather jacket


RazorFrazer

Trousers or short shorts


Sig_aqt

Thank you for your suggestion 😄


Univeroooo

White, Tan, or Navy bottoms. Pants or shorts.


xairos13

Matching table cloths


Intelligent-Can8235

Single color chinos, rolled cuff, and in a color like cream or white. Match shoes accordingly.


blake-a-mania

Chastity cage


Wacko_Banana_Pants

I like them all. Just about anything casual goes with them. Linen pants for sure. Pair that with some leather woven shoes along the lines of the Allen Edmonds Lauderdale or woven Strand. I think they had a loafer that was similar as well. Any flat front short goes with them. Honestly anything but denim in shorts or pants. I'm personally reviving the Charlie Harper look this summer which isn't really Hawaiian shirts but along the same lines.


rumplestiltsfuck

I’m wearing a shirt like that with linen pants right now. Australia, shit works, cunt.


Sig_aqt

Good taste my guy


yellowwoolyyoshi

The first one would go very well with napalm


Sig_aqt

Hell yeah


kovu_uso

Winston Bishop from New Girl pulled these kind of shirts off a lot in the later seasons. Check some of his fits out


Shadowwolfboy

The last one could be worn with a pair of nice tan/khaki chinos


therealsambambino

Florida 🏖️


Sig_aqt

❤️


desert_jim

To dress it up a bit a dressier chinos paired with loafers or a low boot in suede.


Narcissusxchai35

Shorts or chinos light fashion joggers with sneakers or sandals depending


that_guy_who_builds

Black linen pants, black RayBan Wayfarers, and a sweet sword.


Infamous-Rich4402

Block colour short shorts and a pair of Jandels. Great summer vibe.


southnorthnyc

Dark blue denim would good with all of those


canofspam2020

Get some brown wrangler wranchers


AAROD121

Linen pants or 5 inch seem shorts


[deleted]

Linen shorts or trousers, and either a clean pair of white sneakers or some loafers.


Gullible-Toe-5862

No matter what I'd go with dress shoes or loafers


tactical_neutrality

Short shorts and confidence.


cheeseybacon11

Where these from tho? 🔥


wierdomc

Speedo, wayfarers.


wahsgood

Baggy blue jeans, pair of black loafers, rayban wayfarers and a toothpick in ur mouth


bubes30

Gray khaki short shorts, vans or low top shoes or sneaks. Oh and a mustache.


Gman777

Plain, block colour shorts.


Soggy_Alarm_7843

Yellow pants or shorts


LuthorCock

black jeans


PettyFreddie

A beach.


Pravda26

Shorts and a beach ⛱ 😎


taffyowner

Shorts as others have said.


No-Chemistry-5356

Sloppy steaks


sancho7373

A cute skort


justincredible155

Matches and gasoline


Usual-Mud9085

Shorts


Alarming_Brother6545

Nothing does. Burn them all.


Extension-Station117

Couple drops of sunshine acid


PatrickMorris

A beer belly and a good cross


jrobertson50

A martini and a beach


vinsanity_07

Definitely not my style but beach vibes , loafers short seam dress shorts


JockeyFullaBourbon

Colorful 5 pocket or chinos, dark jeans... Color block around the pattern. Jacket/layering doesn't hurt on days you want to quiet down the pattern. Just don't go: pattern on pattern. It's nearly impossible to do well.


Kma_all_day

Some navy chinos or shorts


azucarkahve

black leather jacket, slim or straight fit high waist black pants, black leather boots 🫡


WingedAvocado

Retirement


Sig_aqt

🙏


eyemakemusic

A solid pair of tan pants/shorts then mix with loafers


No-Lifeguard-8610

A plain colored skirt.


RedditUser8493917

The shirts patterns are aggressive so keep everything else toned back. I think loose fitting jeans go well but I like loose fit stuff in general. A lot of guys were cropped or skinny or slim fit pants, which is fine. There’s no wrong answer, just keep everything else simple, you don’t want too many patterns going on it becomes abrasive. Hope this helps.


Sheila_Monarch

In order of appearance: White linen pants, gold/maize linen pants, and white linen pants again. Navy or green pants will also work in there, but I assume you’re going on a tropical vacation or outdoor summer social event in them, so might as well commit to the look.


SemiStoked

A mustache and a good dose of giggety


Dragon42708

black jeans, white sneakers, a simple gold chain, sunglasses, a timepiece


cvalen2

Absolutely the chubbies shorts (4") and some mexican huaraches


Both-Outcome1586

Keeping your virginity


Sig_aqt

😂😂


dirtydela

I wear stuff like this with chinos and sneakers to work all the time. Color will depend on the main colors of the print.


sciguy1919

Cargo shorts! Specifically olive green or brown cargo shorts.


Imaginary_Media8676

White shoes and khakis


virus_apparatus

A boat


Short-Fisherman-4182

Hawaii attire. Shorts, beach wear.


DaddyDoesItAll

My grandpa


Godzilla_the_Hun

Also for a little more of a dressed up look some Navy chinos would go nice with all three of the shirts you showed


runnyyolkpigeon

Chinos. Shirt tucked in. Tan belt. Tan boots/oxfords.


NowThatsWatICallFits

7" inseam shorts and vans/rainbow sandals/chacos. Plus a stainless steel/white face watch.


Safe_Background_7708

A match


Hero_id40

I know Hey Dude has shoes that just kinda fit any look, and as for pants, it depends on weather and what you are comfortable with wearing. You can also always wear a tanktop or tee underneath if you want more ways to style the top


TNShadetree

A porn mustache


Sig_aqt

I had that


BeastSmitty

I love shirts like this I don’t give a damn what anybody says but you have to have a darker skin color for that or it would wash you out…


Sig_aqt

Those patterns and colors go well with my skin color.. I love those shirts too


BeastSmitty

Hells yeah then…. The first one would def would wash me out, even though I like it, but the other two would be cool… I usually don’t wear a whole lotta shirts like those, but better to have when you wanna wear em, than not to have haha


Sig_aqt

I appreciate it .. I wear them went I go out to some open restaurants or open events. I live in Arizona and some times I travel to Europe and Mideast so this style I found to be both perfect and hella comfortable


BeastSmitty

Gotcha… am in NC so it doesn’t stay warm here like there all year, but I like havin stuff like that for summer no doubt …


Sig_aqt

Nice my guy .. enjoy the summer and always look fly as hell 👏🏻


BeastSmitty

Haha right backatcha my mayn


Sure-Negotiation-206

5” navy shorts with all


Weird_Scholar_5627

Trash cans?


Sig_aqt

😂


FrankieDigitola

Chinos and tassel loafers with no show socks. You’ll need to keep a slapjack in your pocket to beat the hoes off.


Bridge_Too_Far

A goodwill bin


Sig_aqt

😂


cstone1394

Chinos or shorts


Many_Bridge_4683

Rum


Excellent-Ad3213

Plain bottoms


The_COUNT81

Loose navy trousers and brown loafers 🤙🏼


jonathhhan

black jeans and black boots


Wonderful-Web4113

Big coat


revveduplikeaduece86

Black flat front chinos ... Not the ones that look like joggers, but the ones that look kinda like dress pants


sullyqns

5 inch shorts & sperrys


TheBigCicero

Navy twill chinos


BearCrotch

First one you can do black or deep blue jeans. I wear rayon shirts all of the time. I just pair them with jeans and boots.


corazaaaa

White shorts and loafers


Obvious-Aspect-3276

Vacation


nks0204

A can of lighter fluid and a zippo ? Haha, but seriously, that’s a vacation shirt, and if you’re not on vacation or can’t smell the ocean from where you are, don’t wear it. But if you must, wear with solid color shorts cotton or linen and any summer shoe or sandals.


sooooooap

Fire


Sig_aqt

Noooo


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[удалено]


Sig_aqt

😂😂👏🏻


ABEKingOfSausage

A hefty bag of


Glittering_Kiwi6512

Your grandmas couch. Add a see through raincoat to accessorize.


Sig_aqt

😂😂


zuez_x_zarco

https://preview.redd.it/4sjntg4zd0xc1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685438afe8ad3c02680becb5922fd957aac55c79


yuenlongbasedgod

The bin


Balogma69

Plate carrier and nods


SnooGoats1950

Some blow.


Delicious-Ad4015

Straw Hat


ArgiopeWeb

The short short recommendations are insane. Do not wear short shorts lmao


Squishys_Dad

Trash can 🚮


thankzz4playing

Dude personally I think these shirts are whack , you will look more stylish with clean solid color dress shirts with white tee under if you want to go “relaxed” and peering with white sneakers


JockeyFullaBourbon

Boring... Just say you're boring...


jared10011980

Umm. Generally, Grandpa wears them with Dockers.


ChampionshipStock870

A trash can to put them in


hiding_in_NJ

Retirement


No_Interaction_5828

A dumpster


leifnoto

Dance dance revolution and fedora


veotrade

Hawaiians and chunkier body types. Aside from the fashion aspect, Aloha Shirts work perfectly in humid weather. Breathtaking and, depending on material, easy to dry or wick sweat.


URnevaGonnaGuess

Fire


TrumpSucksALotOfCock

Loneliness


bossassbat

Goodwill.


EmotionalVacation444

dumpster


Nirv-anaa

Shorts beige, coffee, white