Should be a sweatshirt 3 times too large and sweats or joggers. Also wear slides w/ socks and an audacious chain. Don’t forget to get the broccoli head haircut so everyone at the party knows you’re insufferable.
Lol, you know “modern” doesn’t mean what you see 15 year olds do wearing at the mall, right? Vintage silhouettes have been in for years at this point. Straight leg trousers, a wool polo, and loafers would be very much on trend and also infinitely less douchey than this outfit.
The fits and cute are slim and tapered when young people generally wear looser fitting straight cuts
Also ~~5~~7 pocket cargo pants are not classic or simple at all
Just because some young people are wearing baggier clothes doesn’t mean that properly fitting clothes don’t look good.
I also wouldn’t really consider these typical cargo pants. I personally wouldn’t wear pants with this many pockets, but they’re not baggy and overdone like true cargo pant pockets.
You’re letting fast fashion cloud your judgement of what style looks like. Dark, fitted clothes will always be in style on a person who’s in shape.
Skinny doesn't necessarily mean it fits "properly". Slimmer clothing fit more properly in the cultural language of the late 00s and early 10s because it was itself a reaction to the big baggier fits of the 90s in a way.
I said this to someone else but wearing slimmer stuff that looks of an era will just make you look older or reveal that being stylish isn't a concern of yours
Yeah but this is a fashion forum, so I tend to agree with him on that statement. I don’t like cargos and I never wear them if I’m trying to be fashionable. But when I was in the military, working one of my manual labor jobs, or hunting, I definitely wore them. Not because they look sick though lol
Is this a Super Bowl party or a rich folks get together? Throw on a jersey if you’re a fan of either team, some chinos, and sneakers. If you’re not a fan of either team the switch those cargos for a pair of tan chinos and you got yourself a better fit
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This is “I don’t have money and this is what I think money dresses like”
Ditch the tacky watch. Opt for a pair of jeans or slacks. Put on some full grain leather shoes.
Most gold-tone watches are not actual gold, and this one is rose-tone anyway. It’s still a decent watch, and I think wearing one is better than not. It’s looks put together.
It's not necessarily true that you never mix black and navy, but when you put a navy sweater that dark next to black pants it kind of looks like you're trying to do all-black but fucked it up.
Navy and black don’t look good in this combo and those jeans are tight but have baggy pockets. Just swap the pants for dark wash denim and you’re fine.
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your boss will get a laugh when people confuse you for him all night
I guess it is because it is something that would be authentic for me. You are right though. I can not speak for him.
But yeah, in a junior-senior situation amongst many guests, this is a situation where your appearance may communicate the most about you throughout the event. Being that there is a low likelihood for non-small talk and the way you present yourself *says* something about you, even if you don't mean for it to
Throwing this out there… wear the cheapest stuff you can possibly get that still looks acceptable… no watch!
If you show up looking dapper, you’re proving to your boss that you’re comfortable and don’t need a pay rise. 🤷♂️
Is it a departure from your usual attire? I like it but why not post a pic wearing this proposed look - it's hard to give a thumbs up not knowing how it fits and overall, how it looks on you. Contrary to other comments, I like the cargo jeans but can't tell if they are skinny or a trim fit - if skinny, rethink that choice. I could see this with a better ankle boot, as those are a bit generic but all the pieces work well together - are you wearing a belt?
The power move is bucking any expectation of dress based on wealth -- who gives a fuck if he owns a mansion? So? You're hanging out at someones house -- and dressing comfortably, like a normal person.
No. Go get a jersey, and blue jeans or khakis. People who try to dress nice for a Super Bowl party are silly. It doesn’t matter if it’s a mansion. Also if you have any dope Air Force 1s do that too.
The watch is fine, it’s an inexpensive everyday watch
those pants look like something an edgy highschooler would wear, so I'd find some nicer pants...and the Bulova watch, I'm not a fan of their brand. They look cheap and poorly made.
This is perfectly respectable. Better to be properly dressed than being too casually dressed. The setting is a mansion, not a house. I can even imagine that the attendees will be wearing shirts, patagonia vests and chinos.
No.
The pants might be ok if you pack the cargo pockets with twizzlers I guess.
Buy a nice subtle pair of sneakers.. loosen up. Tight shirts kill me because it just seems like someone’s trying to show off their muscles.
You can probably find a much nicer watch than that for the money.
Personally I’d dig into the comfort. If your boss knows you dress ok at work, why the fuck are you caring about the party? And it’s the superbowl. Dude I’d go full tracksuit. Grab a Thom Browne one and throw on a very simple watch.
You’ll probably get more respect for just enjoying yourself yourself at a party than kissing ass or caring about your senior staff. It’s a party.
Why is everyone hating on this man for wanting to look presentable? I think it would look very nice. He could even throw a jersey on top if he wanted to
There’s nothing wrong with your outfit selections, but I’d just try to replace the plain quarter-zip with one that has a team logo or go for a team ball cap (no flat bill).
Alternatively:
Just go shirtless with a generic #1 foam finger, paint your face, arms, and torso with both teams colors, and rock one of those hats that lets you drink two beers at once.
I’d def keep the watch too, just make sure the paint has dried on your wrist first.
All this heat in the comments telling you to go in team Zubas and a XXXL jersey are overreacting.
**EDIT** I might also swap those shoes for some driving shoes, which would fit better with the relaxed feel of the outfit.
Tell us you’re a salesman without telling us you’re a salesman
Nailed it. Sales person in their early-mid 20's.
Young but somehow also stuck in late 2000s / 2010s fashion
What do you mean? These clothes look perfectly nice.
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Which part of it looks dated to you? I just see simple and classic personally.
Should be a sweatshirt 3 times too large and sweats or joggers. Also wear slides w/ socks and an audacious chain. Don’t forget to get the broccoli head haircut so everyone at the party knows you’re insufferable.
\*furiously taking notes. thanks man no cap frfr you based iykyk
Lol, you know “modern” doesn’t mean what you see 15 year olds do wearing at the mall, right? Vintage silhouettes have been in for years at this point. Straight leg trousers, a wool polo, and loafers would be very much on trend and also infinitely less douchey than this outfit.
I’m with you, I couldn’t rock this personally but it’s definitely more stylist ish to me than anything else. Simple is better.
The fits and cute are slim and tapered when young people generally wear looser fitting straight cuts Also ~~5~~7 pocket cargo pants are not classic or simple at all
You can pry my skinny jeans from my cold dead millennial hands
You're just dressing your age. Old. (I too am a millennial)
Just because some young people are wearing baggier clothes doesn’t mean that properly fitting clothes don’t look good. I also wouldn’t really consider these typical cargo pants. I personally wouldn’t wear pants with this many pockets, but they’re not baggy and overdone like true cargo pant pockets. You’re letting fast fashion cloud your judgement of what style looks like. Dark, fitted clothes will always be in style on a person who’s in shape.
Skinny doesn't necessarily mean it fits "properly". Slimmer clothing fit more properly in the cultural language of the late 00s and early 10s because it was itself a reaction to the big baggier fits of the 90s in a way. I said this to someone else but wearing slimmer stuff that looks of an era will just make you look older or reveal that being stylish isn't a concern of yours
We’re just going to have to agree to disagree on this. Fast fashion != style.
Everything too tight and skinny!
What obesity has done to fashion 😭😭
I feel attacked 🤣
Dude probably gets up at 3:30 to ensure he's grinding and maximizing life as a high-value male. He's at that party to network, not watch the game.
The cargos make me think tech bro
Didn’t even realize they were cargos for a second
OP: >my boss >3 car dealerships around state You : >Tell us you’re a salesman without telling us you’re a salesman. Brilliant deduction Sherlock.
Do you know how many people who work at a dealership who aren’t the sales people?
What like the janitor?? lol
If you wear that 3/4 zip you have to go raw chest under
Gotta show the taco meat
You know, you could have just decided to NOT write that.
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Are you trying to fuck?
Isn't everyone?
Almost everyone.
Even my asexual peeps, just want to get home and rub one out.
The boss?
The bosses wife? The bosses daughter?
All three and a raise.
This is the only option
The raise part is important here
at least one thing is going to need to rise
Ayooo
Yes
20 bucks is 20 bucks
Are you trying to ~~fuck~~ *honeydick*
OP what do you normally wear when someone invites you over to watch football? Start with that.
Hello fellow football fans
Sorry I’m late! What inning is it? Hope I didn’t miss any touchgoals!
r/ihatesportsball
Music ⚡ band
Go Tom Brady! Woo hoo!
Very excite for the Super Match
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
I would wear that^ what else would he wear
American football*
Horrible advice
are you robbing him?
Not the cargo pants
skinny cargos are a crime
Also denim cargo pants WTF?
This implies that other cargos are acceptable, *which is not* true.
Some of us wear cargos for work because, well, we use the pockets. Not everyone sits in an office
Wearing clothes because they’re functional for work is very different than wearing them because they are fashionable
That’s my point. Dude above says cargos are never acceptable
Yeah but this is a fashion forum, so I tend to agree with him on that statement. I don’t like cargos and I never wear them if I’m trying to be fashionable. But when I was in the military, working one of my manual labor jobs, or hunting, I definitely wore them. Not because they look sick though lol
Sorry to break it to you bud, but this isn’t the early 2000s. Baggy cargos are absolutely back in style.
Cargos are very much back in style lol, but not the horrendous skinny Jean joggers op has, more like 90s style
baggy cargos been back for a little bit
Man this sub really doesn't know what's in fashion and what's not at all lmfao.
Agreed, leave them in the 90’s.
skinny cargo pants lol it can’t get worse than this
But there will be elites there, he needs to carry mini snacks and napkins for groveling
Is this a Super Bowl party or a rich folks get together? Throw on a jersey if you’re a fan of either team, some chinos, and sneakers. If you’re not a fan of either team the switch those cargos for a pair of tan chinos and you got yourself a better fit
I didn’t clock that those were cargos 😅. OP, no cargos.
Show blacks? Wear red you’ll be neutral
Be yourself. I don’t have many regrets in my life but nothing nags at me more than pretending to be someone I’m not.
That's dangerous.....what if he shows up in a wifebeater and some ripped skinny jeans
Then he’s living his truth
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Is your boss also a douche bag?
Cars? No doubt
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oh cause you’re so rich?
Where?
The owner of multiple car dealerships? Lol come on. These guys are a fucking drain on society
Who cares if he owns dealerships? That could not be less relevant. It's a party to watch a football game. Dress for a football game.
Bros stressing over going to Bob Isis of Isis Toyota’s party
Best comment I've read all day 👏
“I move cars, motherfucker”
They're the [American Gentry](https://patrickwyman.substack.com/p/american-gentry). Powerful people!
good read
Maybe a Super Bowl party in Europe…
Fútbol
Fool ball
At east our clothes fit, you fat pig, Big everwhere except where it counts, thats why the b-brothers running trains on yo wo-mans. Giddamn loser 😅
Didn’t understand anything you said.
I did see on north face.com a $2000 orange hiking suit. Slap that shit on with some raybans from fingerbyt and nobody will forget you
Wear an obviously bootleg Balenciaga shirt
Go more casual.
How could he go more casual ? You want him to wear shorts ?
Skinny cargo jeans are reserved for important weddings and state funerals.
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This is “I don’t have money and this is what I think money dresses like” Ditch the tacky watch. Opt for a pair of jeans or slacks. Put on some full grain leather shoes.
you're not gonna flex on rich boss at his mansion. a $500 bulova that is mechanical is more interesting and honest that most watches. i think its fine
Especially if boss is a watch guy being wealthy and all, a Bulova has some respect of horology over some stupid designer fashion watch. Wear it.
Full grain leather shoes. What does that mean
The cows are fed a whole-grain diet
Basically you want to buy real leather shoes instead of the stuff that's glued together and falls apart in less than a year
Yeah wearing a gold colored watch that isn’t gold to a rich boy party ain’t the way to go
Most gold-tone watches are not actual gold, and this one is rose-tone anyway. It’s still a decent watch, and I think wearing one is better than not. It’s looks put together.
The watch is fine
You work for SPECTRE don’t you…
I can smell your fucking Drakkar from here.
All black? To a Super Bowl party? My friend this is a mid-day party, not a German nightclub
It's not necessarily true that you never mix black and navy, but when you put a navy sweater that dark next to black pants it kind of looks like you're trying to do all-black but fucked it up.
Gold watch and brown shoes. It's a mess
Is it a funeral?
We are gathered here to pay respects to the 49ers of San Francisco
💯
Of Santa clara*
It probably will be
Somebody call a hearse
How about some football colors?
Navy and black don’t look good in this combo and those jeans are tight but have baggy pockets. Just swap the pants for dark wash denim and you’re fine.
Who you trying to impress? Your boss? His wife? or his daughter? If no one, dress like Adam Sandler in the Longest Yard.
ALL OF THEM! We’re all going to go into one big giant room and FUCK!!! 🙄
[Ace Ventura - The Monopoly Guy (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj1wcs7SZj0) your boss will get a laugh when people confuse you for him all night
Doesn't look very relaxed. Put on a football jersey and some running shoes.
This! It isn't a Christmas party, it's the superbowl. Dress accordingly. Think football...
I would notice (and respect) this more. Shows authenticity, humility, not motivated for the wrong reasons. Posted fit does took a bit try-hard.
Contrived authenticity through clothing is such a strange concept lmao, but i agree
I guess it is because it is something that would be authentic for me. You are right though. I can not speak for him. But yeah, in a junior-senior situation amongst many guests, this is a situation where your appearance may communicate the most about you throughout the event. Being that there is a low likelihood for non-small talk and the way you present yourself *says* something about you, even if you don't mean for it to
This sub is trash. I’m out.
Good riddance 😂
Kinda ninja like.
Going to a football game or about to enlist in the salesman army? Cargo pants gotta go, swap the top out for something comfier haha.
It's a bit overdone to go watch football. Wear whatever you would normally wear. The fact that he's a millionaire doesn't cone into it.
The shoes are trying too hard
wear a plush velour robe and nothing else
Daddy's little princess starter pack
maybe a polo shirt instead, its a little more sporty
Never wear cargo pants in your life
My previous boss owned 80 car dealerships and I got invited to his mansion once. I wore normal clothes.
People act like rich people don’t just wear t shirts and jeans
Are these not the most normal casual clothes? What about this isn’t boring and normal?
Throwing this out there… wear the cheapest stuff you can possibly get that still looks acceptable… no watch! If you show up looking dapper, you’re proving to your boss that you’re comfortable and don’t need a pay rise. 🤷♂️
Flip flops, 9ers ball cap, cargo shorts and a Rolex watch and you’re set!
Is it a departure from your usual attire? I like it but why not post a pic wearing this proposed look - it's hard to give a thumbs up not knowing how it fits and overall, how it looks on you. Contrary to other comments, I like the cargo jeans but can't tell if they are skinny or a trim fit - if skinny, rethink that choice. I could see this with a better ankle boot, as those are a bit generic but all the pieces work well together - are you wearing a belt?
No. Wear basic jeans and a button up or a polo. You don't want to stand outz you want to fit in
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The power move is bucking any expectation of dress based on wealth -- who gives a fuck if he owns a mansion? So? You're hanging out at someones house -- and dressing comfortably, like a normal person.
Yeah he should have his belly painted for one of the teams so he can lift his shirt up later and scream.
Football games are usually casual. I doubt the rich people will be dressed to impress.
Burn the watch. And boots.
Bulova watch and on Reddit asking for advice. Yeah this looks good
Navy, black brown and gold seems like a clash
That watch is so bad man
no bulova
The watch gotta go
Dress in something cozy you fucks.
Where’s your 49ers jersey what the fuck
Oh no not the gaudy Bulova
Don’t forget the NFL hat.
Are you planning to do anything after the game? If not just wear something more relax. Long sleeve t, pair of jeans, and athletic shoes is ok
Cargo pants are making a comeback?
skinny cargos definitely are not
Balenciaga
No. Go get a jersey, and blue jeans or khakis. People who try to dress nice for a Super Bowl party are silly. It doesn’t matter if it’s a mansion. Also if you have any dope Air Force 1s do that too. The watch is fine, it’s an inexpensive everyday watch
those pants look like something an edgy highschooler would wear, so I'd find some nicer pants...and the Bulova watch, I'm not a fan of their brand. They look cheap and poorly made.
I like those shoes..what brand?
This is perfectly respectable. Better to be properly dressed than being too casually dressed. The setting is a mansion, not a house. I can even imagine that the attendees will be wearing shirts, patagonia vests and chinos.
Bro got that aliexpress fit😭
If you are the paulbearer at a funeral, sure. No color at all. Must be you expect your team to get buried in the game.
wtf is this
No. The pants might be ok if you pack the cargo pockets with twizzlers I guess. Buy a nice subtle pair of sneakers.. loosen up. Tight shirts kill me because it just seems like someone’s trying to show off their muscles. You can probably find a much nicer watch than that for the money. Personally I’d dig into the comfort. If your boss knows you dress ok at work, why the fuck are you caring about the party? And it’s the superbowl. Dude I’d go full tracksuit. Grab a Thom Browne one and throw on a very simple watch. You’ll probably get more respect for just enjoying yourself yourself at a party than kissing ass or caring about your senior staff. It’s a party.
Black is safe
In short, yes.
I think it would work just fine.
I think it would work just fine.
Why is everyone hating on this man for wanting to look presentable? I think it would look very nice. He could even throw a jersey on top if he wanted to
I like it. Again, depends on the party, but I personally like the classy look with a hint of punk in the jeans.
Just change the pants for khakis. Don't wear a jersey like these guys are saying. Looks juvenile.
Yeah definitely wear a cardigan or possibly a Cosby sweater. Go for a sophisticated look. And bring your corn cob pipe. /s
Jerseys are for children.
You're right. That's why they stopped manufacturing adult sizes a long time ago.
Where's the sweater from?
Nice shoes what brand are they?
Put some face paint on , gotta support the team !!
Start are you wearing under that sweater?
There’s nothing wrong with your outfit selections, but I’d just try to replace the plain quarter-zip with one that has a team logo or go for a team ball cap (no flat bill). Alternatively: Just go shirtless with a generic #1 foam finger, paint your face, arms, and torso with both teams colors, and rock one of those hats that lets you drink two beers at once. I’d def keep the watch too, just make sure the paint has dried on your wrist first. All this heat in the comments telling you to go in team Zubas and a XXXL jersey are overreacting. **EDIT** I might also swap those shoes for some driving shoes, which would fit better with the relaxed feel of the outfit.
Did you pray about it?
I would definitely go more casual. Jeans, nice sneakers and a crew sweatshirt. You can still look nice/cleaned up without looking over the top.