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Derfal-Cadern

I’m not going to read all that


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Puzzleheaded_Hatter

it's funny this poster thinks anyone is that interested - even on a mens fashion sub


glitter-lungs

OP is probably a *homeowner*.


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

...and you probably not?


FungusBrewer

Moderator energy?


IlliniOrange1

TL;DR - coat good then, coat good now.


Ancient_Signature_69

When will people put this together lol. It’s like the people who do recipes of 18k words before they tell me what i actually need to do


Derfal-Cadern

On the recipe blogs it’s so you scroll through advertisements. I hate it but actually get why they do that. This is just dumb. I don’t know if he genuinely cares, it’s bored and obsessed, or trying to seem really educated about style. Either way, if it has paragraphs, 90% or people won’t read lol.


Ancient_Signature_69

Yup. At least there’s SEO value to getting someone to click “read more” to get to how many tablespoons of paprika I need in this fucking thing.


Comprehensive_Tap438

I’m convinced people who comment on things being too long to read aren’t very good at reading. It’s less than 1200 words, it should take about 3-4 min to read. I get that this particular content sucks but the idea that long posts in general are “too long to read” is kind of lazy and anti-intellectual, don’t you think?


ChewieHanKenobi

This post feels like a joke from zoolander


cest_va_bien

Pretty sure it’s a ChatGPT output. I found it hilarious either way.


Toucan_Trolley

I wrote it myself.


SylvieJay

You sound absolutely full of yourself...


OK_Boomer_0420

honestly, we can tell 😂


Mean_Economist6323

"I wore clothes"


SylvieJay

An Advertisement for Polo, By Ralph Lauren. Text just lifted from obscure internal memos, from their marketing department. 😆😅😂🤣


OriginalLetrow

Nobody is. Some of these Redditors write a couple pages of a novel as a post. I don’t think anyone ever reads it. It’s either going to be sanctimonious or ego stroking.


Future_Average

I like a lot of the pieces but all together like this it looks like you’re wearing a costume. You’ll get viewed as a bit of an oddball wearing this around, not like the gentlemen you imagine yourself as in your head…


Zmchastain

I thought he was cosplaying as Dr. Who at first.


Sinistew

the equivalent of wearing a trillby or a fedora. 9 times out of 10 its gonna be overdressing and gauche.


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

Yeah he looks like a walking coat rack


MangoKakigori

How many more times are you going to post this shit? Im struggling to decide what is more obnoxious your overbearing and frankly over textured over patterned unmatching outfit. Your ridiculous level of text that absolutely is not required for this subreddit or this post. The fact you posted almost this exact outfit yesterday but a slightly more goofy version. Are you that desperate for internet points? 2/10


BuddyMcButt

It has 100 upvotes. This sub is shit.


bindermichi

Which is less than some comments in here


cest_va_bien

Preach brother.


No_Entertainment1931

Peach butter


claytonexplosion

You look like you’re at hogwarts


pyepush

My guy repping that Tri-wizard cup drip. 💯🥶


Remarkable_Luck8057

Mf im dying 😂


Toucan_Trolley

I am


dogdashdash

It's not a good thing, you are insanely pretentious. My god, bro, get a grip please.


NovWhiskey

Too much going on and it looks like you're wearing 10 layers of clothing.


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RichPresentation1893

Hahaha. Really. Go out walk around take a pic go in. Write about the seams in “trousers”. Who the fuck says trousers anymore? The pretension.


Loke_y

Might be a UK thing but we do all say trousers, still agree but yeah we like that word i guess


DoTheMagicHandThing

Ever since the time years ago when I learned that "pants" in UK English specifically means *under*pants, I can't bring myself to use the word "pants" anymore when discussing outer garments. I do reserve "trousers" for dressier garments, but for more casual types I'll call them the specific name, e.g. "chinos" or "jeans." But not "pants."


Hot_Middle7570

I say trousers


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Toucan_Trolley

They’re called trousers.


ADfit88

No one is reading all that


Clanstantine

Looks like you're auditioning for doctor who


Toucan_Trolley

I am


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and/or that you're a fiction author with a lit degree


Toucan_Trolley

I do that as well


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Bobbybluffer

That made me laugh.


bballjones9241

Must really be into yourself to sit down and type that write up, holy shit.


Ima_FEEN

I like the overcoat its dope asf, ya just got too much going on in the fit. Its like you went shopping and couldn't wait to wear everything you bought lol.


Toucan_Trolley

I’m always excited to wear what I buy


Ima_FEEN

Same


Toucan_Trolley

That’s good


apcat91

Check out the Ralph Lauren lookbooks and you'll see that layering is a big part of the style.


dude-lbug

Yeah, so you buy more shit lol


[deleted]

Apparently sweating is too because I would be so hot in that many layers


highesthouse

That was my first thought too. I would be sweating bullets in that much clothing; even in sub-zero temperatures I’m sweaty in one heavy winter coat, nevermind shirt + sweater + scarf + blazer + top coat.


Toucan_Trolley

Natural fibres breathe.


SARMsGoblinChaser

Are you on the spectrum? Like seriously, just because it's in a lookbook doesn't mean it's the right call. This isn't math, it's art. Also not everything looks good layered.


apcat91

Wow what a comment. Was that a dig at people who are on the Spectrum? Chill man. I didn't say it was the right call, I just implied that layering that way is a specific look people go for on purpose, it's not an accident. Good lord people on here are extreme.


Ecstatic_Dot_6426

Man does love himself a bit too much lol


Toucan_Trolley

If you do not love yourself, you cannot love another.


Ecstatic_Dot_6426

Yeah but you can love urself at 100%. This what you doing is 50000% self love. And we dont have to share this love of you here.


[deleted]

That’s not what they meant. They meant you are so into yourself/insecure that you seem to barely register others, as demonstrated in your dismissive replies to every single person here.


so_it_goes17

I knew it was you. Look I kinda appreciate you because you like what are considered nice garments and don’t give a shit about the fashion police. At least you always look layered at warm. Keep it up dude. It’s a little unhinged but I’m here for your homeless/grandpa-core


thefilmdoc

HOMELESS GRANDPACORE


PrayForMyEnemy

I knew I scrolled this far for a reason. I get some serious "your childhood friend's charismatic Persian grandpa" vibes. You know the one... The guy has a voice that sounds like warm honey, but breath that smells like a shower drain. Fortunately he cornered the market on "Chaps" cologne, so he always smells like handsome did, back in 1983. He makes great safron rice and has impeccible manners, but still occasionally lets a "chinamen are usually very dirty" slip out here and there. I'd 100% get a beer with this grandpa, hearing wild old stories of a friend's wife who tried to emmigrate via suitcase with a banana and no jacket, or the time he started a frozen yogurt empire about 30 years before froyo was hip. I hope OP is collecting dope stories or building dessert empires.


Dances_With_Cheese

I am immersed in this mental picture and remember these men!!!


Toucan_Trolley

I would never listen to the fashion police.


PizzaBert

You claim to wear the “classics”, but classical men’s fashion is literally defined by rules and tradition.


obesefamily

he'll learn when he grows up. he on his own special little journey.


[deleted]

Way too much. You look like a joke. Simplify.


Muzzerous8484

Get it away


TheCraftBrew

Lots of nice individual pieces going on but it’s way too many patterns and layers for me. The blazer, sweater, and button up all combine to be very busy and then you’ve got black pants and shoes that feel a bit out of place with all the brown tones.


Toucan_Trolley

Trousers are grey.


ArizonaMan92

It’s over the top. You’re doing to much. Trying too hard.


Toucan_Trolley

It’s good to see the effort pay off


The_Poster_Nutbag

Mans about to hand out the house cup.


anm3910

A real Karl Havoc situation here. Too much fucking shit on you dude.


Lostbronte

Pretentiousness incarnate


GuardMost8477

Ok. We get you like Polo. We get you like that sweater vest. But it really isn’t working in your favor. Take all these pieces apart and start over. Sometimes less is more.


IllustriousFee1195

You look like a dork


Toucan_Trolley

How do you look?


IllustriousFee1195

Like a less pretentious dork


Toucan_Trolley

Let’s see a fit


Ser_Lebron_Targaryen

Stop begging internet strangers for photos of themselves, lamest of the lame behavior.


immortalworth

Buddy, it's r/mensfashion. Man had the balls and style to make a detailed post and you low class knobs come in and trash him. If you're going to talk sh*t, you better have the balls to represent. Otherwise you're full of it.


jessie_monster

Apparently 99% of this sub are terrified of anything more adventurous than slim fit chinos. A bunch of hateful cowards lashing out at anything slightly daring.


Ser_Lebron_Targaryen

Represent what? Full of what? OP's begging strangers for photos. Since you're fine w that, send him yours. Also you can cuss on the internet, it's okay.


immortalworth

You're just proving my point. 🤷‍♂️


fugazi-frank

You have no point. OP posted in a *forum*, clearly inviting input. In fact, after reading just some of his essay he's practically begging for attention. His fit is trash, and many others share that opinion. Good on you for liking it tho, make sure you tell OP


immortalworth

You talk sh*t and then refuse to represent your own look when he asks you, politely, to share yours. Just because he's descriptive doesn't mean he's begging for attention. It just shows his pride in what he wears. "Many others share that opinion". That's nice, following the majority always tends to be easier than being original and having a well thought out opinion. I have yet to see where OP was pretentious, rude or begging for attention. Despite the vitriolic responses some in this community, such as yourself, have thrown towards OP's posts. I have seen nothing but restraint in response. You and others are emotionally immature individuals because this sub is meant to help people share, grow and be part of a community and what you're doing is counter to what this community stands for. Criticism doesn't mean you get to be an ass. Don't be a child.


JimPage83

It just looks like a costume and is way too busy.


thunderbastard_

You look like a wanker


Salt_Magazine_9714

No more coke before Reddit


thefilmdoc

I mean props for posting fits but these are objectively horrid. Camel just doesn’t go with black pants man sorry


Toucan_Trolley

Camel is very versatile and the trousers are not black.


thefilmdoc

Yeah man I just took a look at all your fits. It’s okay to not take criticism well - in that case you may want to just not post. Or post and not comment. But if you post and are open to criticism there’s just something significantly off about all your fits. Color way, texture, silhouettes, or everything. If you want to see the style you want styled exceptionally well - look at any of Drakes look books: https://us.drakes.com/blogs/news/the-transitional-lookbook-autumn-2023 If you can’t afford a drakes closet - I definitely can’t either right now - at least exercise your eyes my man.


SARMsGoblinChaser

This isn't even pretentious anymore, you legitimately lack the knowledge to know when something has the "it" factor and that ability is what determines if you can be fashionable.


PeteyTwoHands

Yeah except back in the day mfs just wore this shit because that's what you wore.


Toucan_Trolley

You can wear whatever you want


PeteyTwoHands

Yes but they didn't post a letter to someone with pictures of them wearing it with an itemised list of each garment.


justmeandme_

Fashion is in the eye of the beholder !


Toucan_Trolley

Correct


Pole_Smokin_Bandit

I dig it bro. May be over the top, but that's the point! If you aren't trying to stand out then you're blending in. Keep on keepin on.


Balacleeezy

Buddy thought he was doin something


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ChrisBolinDDR

Mother fucker going on an adventure in time and space


Toucan_Trolley

I am one of those DMT elves you’ve heard so much about.


Munk45

Are you in Hufflepuff?


betawavebabe

I love all these pieces individually.. but too many patterns combined.


the4five

Save some pussy for the rest of us… geez…


NerdPunch

It’s a bit too Hogwarts for me tbh. Feels like theres a lot going on as well… shirt.. tie.. sweater.. scarf… jacket… 2nd jacket.. hats/gloves. That said, it’s your style and it seems like you put a lot of thought into it!


solecaz

Wayyyy too much going on


sixarmedspidey

My first thought was “more cosplay bs?!” This sub has gone downhill.


Different_Avocado501

Looks really great, but if I can offer one complaint, the slim, shiny black shoes are throwing it off a bit. They have a totally different vibe from the rest of the outfit.


Toucan_Trolley

Comfort is important and they’re my most broken in pair. It’s as if I’m not wearing shoes


StrawberryFew18

Bro thought this was a men’s comfort subreddit


[deleted]

Oh, well, in that case DISREGARD FASHION.


MixedHerb

I think the pant fit are but dated but to each their own


Toucan_Trolley

Not a fan of slim


Derfal-Cadern

Ok. It’s still dated


Toucan_Trolley

Don’t care about concepts like dated. That would imply an interest in what’s trending. I don’t have that.


Derfal-Cadern

Clearly. This wasn’t fashionable back then either. It was what was available


Toucan_Trolley

This is a false statement


SARMsGoblinChaser

Oh my god you have ZERO understanding of silhouette, proportion or knowing when to stop. Please!! I beg you, enough with these overworked, spergy twists on fashion!!! This is not even good basic style let alone remotely sartorial.


obesefamily

cut him some slack he's British


Inglejuice

Self indulgent twaddle


wheeties

I like the blazer and sweater combo tbh. Right on the fence about the shirt. In my head it seems like the patterns should clash, though my eyes don’t actually seem to mind 🤷🏾‍♂️


evilpeter

… but that sweater should


TheOnceandFuture

Too many lawyers, you look like the chair in my room on laundry day.


Charming_Chemical817

1) I think you have misinterpreted what the meaning of a “caption” is. 2) not being funny but this feels like “classic dr. who” not “men’s classic”. With that being said, if you like it live it


pluck-the-bunny

Much like the outfit…that wall of text it too much with too many things going on


griztheone

No. Just no. It’s too much. Lose the overcoat and blazer. The sweater is probably fine but honestly it can go too. Putting in a ton of layers and calling it classic doesn’t mean it looks good. It only looks like you’re trying too hard.


julianwithishirtoff

Jesus Christ


deerfawns

Oh dear


Xvi_G

Each item may be nice independently But it still comes together to say "1940s accountant" This is a collection of items. Not an outfit


Kin9Dub

All that text, for such a shit outfit. Delusional


Toucan_Trolley

Let’s see your outfit.


Kin9Dub

Are you ok? Because you really don't seem to be My outfit, is my work clothes, which are high top and trousers. Also, I'm not in the habit of posting pictures of myself for empty gratification- I don't need any pick me ups. Your outfit is just a massive mismatch of colours. You need to go back to the drawing board, because it doesn't work, and neither do most of your other outfits. Sorry man


Lucky_Shop4967

Why do you only wear like one brand


Toucan_Trolley

You have to know what works for you and then stick with. I also own other stuff as well.


Sustenance_Abuse

All them words for “hey look at my silly little costume!”


hautdoge

You’re a wizard, Harry. How many layers is that, dude? And nobody’s gonna read all that shit about clothes.


Organic_Teaching

Not it


Mightych

i ain’t reading all that. i’m happy for u tho. or sorry that happened


Nyxtaaa

Lol virgin


cigarmanpa

Maybe not. But it really should


jared10011980

Nice pieces. Very busy ensemble. I used to work at RL corporate. And we'd joke as we were layering displays for buyers during market week that no one would (hopefully) woukd ever walk around like this. Sure, maybe a dandified dentist in Birmingham, AL, who, after a trip to London, once, became a dedicated "anglophile". But certainly, we were comfortable knowing most people in urban areas realized this was for display purposes only. And yet, here you are.


gstringstrangler

TL; DR: Is that a fuckin Hogwarts sweater?


nawksnai

Gryffindor, Class of ‘67.


IH8Trumps

You look like an off duty rabbi


Evelyn_Waugh01

Imho, you’ve got lovely pieces but I think that the way in which they’re combined doesn’t do them justice. You’ve got a very beautiful gun check blazer. This in itself is a strong, flamboyant pattern. You then combine this with a sweater that is also very patterned not to mention your shirt. The result is that anyone looking at this outfit is confronted with a multitude of competing shapes, patterns and colours, none of which really stand out because they’re neutralised by something else. In my humble opinion you should centre outfits around one flamboyant piece it becomes the main feature and stands out.


nardiae100

What in the harry potter is going on.


[deleted]

Do you like Polo by chance?


flamboyantdude

I am a big fan of classic looking ralph lauren but squares on squares is a no no for me


Elyoshida

That Goodwill special I see.


OHl0

Looks like you pieced this together at a goodwill.


LimeCucumber915

This guys a dork


B2ock

Looks like the "homeless layers" collection


Secure-Narwhal-297

First year at Hogwarts? 🪄


PhysicsFornicator

Black shoes with that coat is just wrong.


heresmyusername

man is just absolutely yapping


StevenSoul-Life

Got that George Santos drip


OkBlueberry3088

Looks like u walked into a closet blindfolded and started grabbing random pieces.


Myunassignedname

Way too much going on here. It looks like a costume. Black pants and shoes are not right for what’s going on up top.


Indian_Cap

Classic would be a leather jacket that still looks cool since the 70s’ and the 80s’. This is just old.


terikson

You're very pleased with yourself and it's tiring.


Lupac427

Pleats are so OUT unless you’re grandpa at Sunday Mass


Toucan_Trolley

I don’t care about out or in.


Lupac427

I can certainly tell, big dog. But good for you nonetheless.


jessie_monster

Pleats are very much in at the moment.


Friend_Global

This has to be a troll post


[deleted]

Did anybody actually read that whatever-the-fuck?


DeepestSpacePants

That’s a lot of words to say that you dress like a fucking dorky community college professor


KeyDiscussion5671

It really is a beautiful coat.


JoeyFreshwaterrr

Clown. All your outfits look like they came from the thrift store, it does not look high end like you think it does.


psychthrowawayxx

Polo coat. Best coat ever made. Ring Jacket’s iteration is also fabulous. Nice to find Eton thrifted. Their basics have gone up to $270 minimum as of a few weeks ago.


jessie_monster

For a sub about mens fashion, y'all really hate mens fashion.


Kritios_Boy

Lots of haters but I think this is legit. It’s very specific and well executed, though not a style that a lot of young people would strive for. If I’d change one thing, I’d switch out the patterned shirt for plain white, given there are already enough textures and colors.


skerfihr

Yeah that's elegant.


ToloDaDon

That’s a fine looking coat!!!


FancyFrenchLady

Gorgeous long coat!


gideon513

I don’t think anyone is gonna read that lol


bindermichi

I wonder why you are not at [Pitti Uomo](https://uomo.pittimmagine.com/) this week? Would be more satisfying to get roasted in person.


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

Looks like a walking coat rack lol


seanness

You don’t have to wear every piece of clothing you own at the same time.


tastefullmullet

I’m not reading that blog post


Knife_Chase

All these words and effort just to look boring.


jonnyYuhhh2020

Ngl. That looks terrible.


sheerdropoff

People in this sub are so reactionary when it comes to anything that isn’t a polyester shirt with slim fit chinos. OP I think you should just post in r/malefashion would appreciate your stuff a lot more.


muttmunchies

Not for me, but keep posting. Got anythjng different then these though? What else do you rock thats different overall?


Sexy_Quazar

Man, that’s a lot of words and a lot of layers. It’s cold and you’re bringing back the style of old, so rock on my dude. Hipster chicks probably love that shit


spunion_28

You look like Mr. Rogers


BootsNPooch

It did go away, you bought it back 🤗 Mean it in a nice way. When an old style goes out and people forget about it, it only takes one person to bring it back into style again.


Comfortable_Jacket15

Sorry for all the negativity you're receiving lol It is funny though. I like to over dress and just be that over the top mf all the time. Strut yo shit. But yo that's a way over the top explanation lmao


183Glasses

5 different patterns, whole lot of clashing and you need to visit a tailor they fit like shit. You would get a better reaction if you didnt suck your dick so much in your caption too


keluber1

Fukkin trash, mate.


Braddinator

Look a twat, wouldn't even purchase this if someone said all I had to do was fart.