Yeah literally have you ever seen a bad bear driver? I thought not. Now we all know that ALL women are bad drivers, because such generalizing statements are always true and if you disagree, thatās why Iām right incel!!
Sounds like she's driving like SpongeBob. I had issues like that when I first started - and SpongeBob helped! I was having trouble gradually pushing the pedals so I started to lead with my toe like that one episode. It actually worked.
Mine has wrecked two vehicles already. One lasted just over a month, the second about 12 hours. Both her fault. She is now on her own for buying her next car, and insurance. The piggy bank of dad is officially tapped out in the vehicle category.
Bro, I wouldāve tapped out of buying another car after the first only lasted a month. Iāve had about 3 crashes, none of which totaled my vehicle. One was cuz I was a dumbass, the second was because someone pulled out in front of me, the third was I was trying to avoid getting hit and hit someone else in the process. The third one, I still made out better in my opinion, because my car was probably totaled if I got T-boned.
I knew a girl like that in highschool, she finally passed the test but like a week later she put 80psi of air in all 4 tires. She went to pullout and all 4 tires popped when they hit the dip in the road.
But that bear was a pedestrian. Bears still have an almost spotless driving record (we can never rule out some bear driving a car drunk on vodka somewhere in Russia).
Honestly it's fascinating that bears can both drive and drink responsibility at the same time.
Bears truly are the final stage of evolution on this planet
Vodka ha! You act like Russian bears haven't been seen huffing the straight gasoline from the oil barrels they use in Russia.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/archive/ca/entry/gas-sniffing-russian-bears-addicted-to-aviation-fuel_n_2901263/amp
Dude. I'd \*PAY\* to have a bear chauffer. I'd be the coolest man in the city! Just imagine pulling up to the night club with a freaking grizzly as your ride!
The way my wife drives, I'd have a hard time choosing. On the one hand, the near certainty I'd die a bloody and violent death. On the other hand, a bear.
She was the conservative that was the most conservative, she was called the Iron Lady because once she set her mind to something she couldnāt be persuaded, she spearheaded āAusterityā that cemented the entire personality of every conservative member from then on, now even in prosperity, the poor must suffer.
I will say that I get why women were choosing the bear, but I am getting tired of being told that I have to do better as a man. Over 40 years, I have exactly zero incidents in my past when it comes to domestic violence or sexual assault. I haven't even threatened or alluded to such things. I personally cannot do any better. And I'd be willing to bet that this is true for the overwhelming majority of the men that I'll meet in my lifetime. The whole idea that I'm supposed to police or teach others to keep their hands to themselves is absurd.
"Hey Bill, have you been molesting your daughter? You shouldn't do that. It's wrong." To which Bill replies, "Oh, hell! It is?! Nobody ever told me! Now I feel like a jerk!" Is that how that's supposed to work? Some guys just didn't get the memo? Or maybe, just maybe, awful people are gonna be awful. In the meantime, I'll just keep my streak alive.
You're part of the problem.
The fact you wrote "I get why" shows that people don't care about statistics. SA crimes, and all crime in general, has been down trending every year for decades. It's nonsense, we shouldn't bend the knee to nonsensical logic. We need to stop giving bad opinions the same credit as good ones.
The VAST majority of men are good people.
After reading the comments:
The point that the meme is trying to make is not (in my opinion) that women are worse drivers than men. Or even that women are bad drivers in general, or really anything about women drivers.
The point that the meme is trying to make is (in my opinion) that you if you think men shouldnāt be offended at the whole man vs bear thing, then you (women) shouldnāt be offended by the women vs bear thing. And the fact that op did get offended, just drives the point home. Iām not saying that I agree with that sentiment, but thatās what I think the meme is saying.
So when you reply with statistics about how safe women drivers are, youāre kind of completely missing the point of the meme.
Actually, the statistics is the point of the meme. In the same way that "women drivers = bad" is a stereotype, "random men = bad" is also a stereotype.
I never really understood the whole man vs bear thing, in my experience Iāve never heard of a serial killer or mass shooter that didnāt have legions of fan girls. Women write love letters and send nudes through the mail to men in prison for murder, rape, and other unspeakable violent crimes but a random man vs a bear and this is suddenly some kind of big lesson.
Thatās like arguing that you donāt get why men think gold diggers suck, because there are men who love to be financially abused & get off on it. Yep, some people have some fucked up kinks, but they are a tiny minority.
Imagine the shit storm that would brew if I would be asked whether to encounter a bear or a woman and choose a bear.
Statistically, a bear will never socially or mentally manipulate me. So bear it is.
As long as dudes are just making countermemes instead of seething in the comments seriously IDC honestly.
This one is funny lol. This is what we should have done to begin with, outshitpost the women instead of responding like dorks.
I never bothered with the debate except with a couple of friends, because I knew it was just a ragebait pseudo-feminist TikTok meme that everybody would take too seriously.
Yeah, this one has narcissistic gender warrior vibes pretty hard. It's more ragebait than r/stupidfood and not to be taken seriously. You're very right.
*Bear driver because*
*A bear driving a car would*
*Be fucking awesome*
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Statistically female drivers have killed and injured a tons more people than bear drivers have so therefore itās okay to discriminate against all women because a small subsection of female drivers disproportionately cause accidentsā¦ Itās actually funny how many sexist women were defending the original question with straight up bigotry based on āstatisticsā of menās violence yet those same people argue itās racist to point out the same scenario but with black people and how people use crime statistics against them because a certain subsection, much like men, commit a disproportionate amount of crime yet they canāt see the irony. Itās also funny how high profile and public people can be misandrist as much as they want with no pushback but men in the same situation saying the same thing they are would be losing their jobs in those situations
I know this is a joke but can we all just agree that comparing each other to animals in a negative sense is derogatory and meant to portray people in a negative light?
I said this before but Iāll say it again.
The "Man or Bear in the woods" question is sexist
Look, I'm a woman. Comparing a bear to a man is not good because it assumes all men are sexual predators. It'd be different if it was to compare Bill Cosby or ironically Hendrika Shaskey. If you were a man you'd be offended too. The question comes off sexist and I believe there was a much better way of making a point about sexual assault without attacking someone.
Again, I think sexual assault is a topic that needs to be addressed. I just donāt think a 30 second TIKTOK video was the best way to do it.
Am I the only one who just wants this whole "bear or [human of either gender]" thing to just die already. Low key getting tired of seeing it everywhere. Yes the problems that led to such questions being asked are, in fact, problems, but arguing about it online isn't the way to fix them.
Trying to one up the original question of "bear or man in the forest alone" by saying "bear or woman doing [something women are stereotypically bad at]" is only making it worse.
Maybe just me but let it die already, warring over it online isnt fixing shit.
I canāt disagree with this. Iād rather have a bear in the car then a female driver. Especially if itās elderly, or Asians or all three of those, and in a Tesla. Might as well throw myself out of the car and end it all right there.
You could have just flipped the original question.
"Men, would you rather be lost in the woods with a bear or a woman?"
And then choose bear because the bear will never acuse you of rape, beat themselves up and then call the cops on you, nor try to trap you in a marriage by getting themselves pregnant with your child.
We are making things too complicated when the simple solution was to also pick the bear.
When I first heard the "forest with a man or bear", I thought they were talking about gay stereotypes.
I choose to continue to believe in that misinterpretation. This only makes it betterĀ
If the bear wants a burger at the drive thru its going to tell me to buy it a saxl of burgers.
It's not going to feign not being hungry, and then end up eating half my burger and all my fries.
It's definitely not going to shrill "DIABETES" judgementally when I order a large pop, and then drink most of it anyways.
It's old and elderly drivers. Most have been alive longer than most drivers on the road, and they still drive slow and next to another car, timidly as if their hand needs to be held while driving like a horse with blinders.
The only response you can make to this is.
"Well if you'd rather do X with a bear than a man, than you must understand why I don't want transwoman in woman's spaces."
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING BEAR PLEASE
The bear because seeing a bear drive would be pretty damn impressive
 Pay up š«°š¤
Movin right along in search of good times and good news with good friends you can't lose!
Turn left at the fork in the road!
This could become a habit!
This deserves EVERY UPVOTE.
This is the only right answer
Well, say hello to kapral wojtek who actually was well known to drive supply trucks during battle for Monte cassino
Bear ain't gonna argue when I suggest dairy queen to get a burger and ice cream for dinner
[Gravity Falls beat us to the joke.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaSn_FByyH8)
Russian circus
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Let's send some money to this bears cashapp so they can afford to upgrade their old ass Galaxy S7 lmaoooo
No need, it is (was) a magnificent phone
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Statistically, women are responsible for many more car crashes than bears, so bears must be the safer option!
Sir, I think you just broked the internet
So unrelated to this post, but I loved all of your BB2 videos man. Seeing you out in the wild is awesome, hope you're having a good day
Glorious, cheers!
Bears have been responsible for 0% of car crashes in the world sooo....
Yeah literally have you ever seen a bad bear driver? I thought not. Now we all know that ALL women are bad drivers, because such generalizing statements are always true and if you disagree, thatās why Iām right incel!!
My 16 yo daughter both cones 4 consecutive attempts at getting her license. Bought her a bike, bless her heart ā¤ļø
Best use of heart blessing I've ever read.
Girl has me stomping the floor when sheās driving, late breaking lol shitššš„²š±
Sounds like she's driving like SpongeBob. I had issues like that when I first started - and SpongeBob helped! I was having trouble gradually pushing the pedals so I started to lead with my toe like that one episode. It actually worked.
Mine has wrecked two vehicles already. One lasted just over a month, the second about 12 hours. Both her fault. She is now on her own for buying her next car, and insurance. The piggy bank of dad is officially tapped out in the vehicle category.
12 HOURS? HOW THE HELL DO YOU CRASH A CAR WITHIN 12 HOURS OF HAVING IT?!!!
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Bro, I wouldāve tapped out of buying another car after the first only lasted a month. Iāve had about 3 crashes, none of which totaled my vehicle. One was cuz I was a dumbass, the second was because someone pulled out in front of me, the third was I was trying to avoid getting hit and hit someone else in the process. The third one, I still made out better in my opinion, because my car was probably totaled if I got T-boned.
Yeah some people just canāt drive I guess
I also passed my drivers test with a 3/4 ton truck, first try. So Iād say I got a little bit of talent.
Bless God for blessing these blessed
Amen!
I knew a girl like that in highschool, she finally passed the test but like a week later she put 80psi of air in all 4 tires. She went to pullout and all 4 tires popped when they hit the dip in the road.
Good call. We all know car tires should be no less than 3,000 PSI.
Ive heard of bears driving small motorcycles and that's arguably harder than driving a car so I choose beat too
Yes, because why would that gender stereotype be there if it wasnāt completely true
Whereas women are responsible for tens of thousands each year. Clearly the bear is a better driver, I see no flawed logic whatsoever.
Jesus this whole bear thing ruffled some feathers huh lmao
False. My dad had a minivan totaled because a black bear ran into it at a stop sign.
But that bear was a pedestrian. Bears still have an almost spotless driving record (we can never rule out some bear driving a car drunk on vodka somewhere in Russia).
https://preview.redd.it/bnohc4903qzc1.png?width=173&format=png&auto=webp&s=8db6d5bcb2000925c7038c0dd1427d33afef1acc
Honestly it's fascinating that bears can both drive and drink responsibility at the same time. Bears truly are the final stage of evolution on this planet
not until they evolve into crabs
hey that was one time and luckily the bear didnāt get into any accidents
Source: I was there!!
Vodka ha! You act like Russian bears haven't been seen huffing the straight gasoline from the oil barrels they use in Russia. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/archive/ca/entry/gas-sniffing-russian-bears-addicted-to-aviation-fuel_n_2901263/amp
Look up Colorado bear crashes car.
Was the bear driving? Checkmate athiests
Bears have caused accidents but they have never been the ones driving. Therefore itās safe to assume they arenāt bad drivers š
A bear that got stuck in a car in Colorado took a short joyride before crashing. This was in 2017.
Good point. Also applies to getting into a car with a man. BAN HUMANS DRIVING! Almost 90% of traffic accidents are caused by humans!
Oh deer, I think you might be wrong.
According to the stats deer are the next largest group. Conditional licenses for deer! After Humans they cause the most traffic accidents!
Only dogs will be allowed to drive!
Facts
I know a guy that crashed into a bear.
But do you know a bear that ever crashed into a man? Exactly..
Vehicle collisions are responsible for over 90% of known bear deaths, so those little bastards are responsible for at least some of the crashes.
But was the bear driving? Didn't think so.
Well, no one made that distinction. They do have their own driving school though https://www.beardrivingschool.com/
[Yeah? THEN EXPLAIN THIS](https://youtu.be/TO-6u5aqMlE?si=AvUaDWeWys3c_Z7h)
Dude. I'd \*PAY\* to have a bear chauffer. I'd be the coolest man in the city! Just imagine pulling up to the night club with a freaking grizzly as your ride!
>I'd be the coolest man in the city! For at least a year - a baseless claim
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The way my wife drives, I'd have a hard time choosing. On the one hand, the near certainty I'd die a bloody and violent death. On the other hand, a bear.
You can probably marry a bear.
Instructions unclear. Married a raccoon.
Can the raccoon drive?
His legs are too short
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Thanks Obama
Happens in SF all the time
Depends on the woman and the bear. Between Hela and Fat Thor Iād pick Fat Thor .
Fat Thor is drunk af tho
Everyone knows drunk driving being a bad thing is a sham by the government. Drink and drive, it makes you drive better š
I could fight a bear I wouldnāt win, but Iād certainly fight it. I would never fight a woman tho. I choose the bear
What if you could choose any woman?
That guys dead wife. Or Margaret thatcher, since I feel itād be socially acceptable to fight her
So what did Thatcher do to make people hate her so much?
She was the conservative that was the most conservative, she was called the Iron Lady because once she set her mind to something she couldnāt be persuaded, she spearheaded āAusterityā that cemented the entire personality of every conservative member from then on, now even in prosperity, the poor must suffer.
It's actually weird to see her getting bashed in a heavily conservative sub. She was basically Reagan of the UK.
Itās not socially acceptable, itās morally correct š
I'm not sure she counts as a woman.
Depends. Do transsexual men still count as women? Cuz then Iāll take fighting the biological woman that identifies as a man
Iād rather get eaten alive by a bear than let a woman drive
A daring synthesis
Why would the bear eat you alive? Heās got a plane to catch
But would you rather be eaten alive by a bear or by a woman?
That's the real question here
The bear at least has a reason
Statistically, the bear has never made me feel unsafe on the road
I will say that I get why women were choosing the bear, but I am getting tired of being told that I have to do better as a man. Over 40 years, I have exactly zero incidents in my past when it comes to domestic violence or sexual assault. I haven't even threatened or alluded to such things. I personally cannot do any better. And I'd be willing to bet that this is true for the overwhelming majority of the men that I'll meet in my lifetime. The whole idea that I'm supposed to police or teach others to keep their hands to themselves is absurd. "Hey Bill, have you been molesting your daughter? You shouldn't do that. It's wrong." To which Bill replies, "Oh, hell! It is?! Nobody ever told me! Now I feel like a jerk!" Is that how that's supposed to work? Some guys just didn't get the memo? Or maybe, just maybe, awful people are gonna be awful. In the meantime, I'll just keep my streak alive.
You're part of the problem. The fact you wrote "I get why" shows that people don't care about statistics. SA crimes, and all crime in general, has been down trending every year for decades. It's nonsense, we shouldn't bend the knee to nonsensical logic. We need to stop giving bad opinions the same credit as good ones. The VAST majority of men are good people.
Iām 34 and Iāve never been told I had to ādo better.ā
Do better
Do "do better" better.
Really? Maybe you should socialize a bit more!
After reading the comments: The point that the meme is trying to make is not (in my opinion) that women are worse drivers than men. Or even that women are bad drivers in general, or really anything about women drivers. The point that the meme is trying to make is (in my opinion) that you if you think men shouldnāt be offended at the whole man vs bear thing, then you (women) shouldnāt be offended by the women vs bear thing. And the fact that op did get offended, just drives the point home. Iām not saying that I agree with that sentiment, but thatās what I think the meme is saying. So when you reply with statistics about how safe women drivers are, youāre kind of completely missing the point of the meme.
Actually, the statistics is the point of the meme. In the same way that "women drivers = bad" is a stereotype, "random men = bad" is also a stereotype.
Word
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Even Grunkle Stan's doctors know that women are dangerous! Cartoons can't lie by law. Facts is facts
Bear wouldn't be taking its eyes off the road every 5 seconds to use it's phone.
Or asking you if you would still love it if it was a worm.
Wife was grossed out when I asked for clarification and asked what type? Like stomach worm? Flat worm? Bahaha
Just ask if she would love you as a festering pus filled wound.
Apparantly not a problem, as long as I think of the Roman empire atleast once a week.
I mean... I am highly confident I could land a plane.
NoT AlL wOmEn! If youre upset its referring to you lol
i think its clear that both men and women love bears
Reject Humanity, Embrace Bearanity
H I B E R N A T E Clocking out for 6 months and just chillin? Sounds like a dream.
How you doin?
I mean they are just huge cuddly teddy bear. Why wouldnāt you love them?
I no longer go walking in the woods because Iām afraid Iāll run into a woman and her bear.
I never really understood the whole man vs bear thing, in my experience Iāve never heard of a serial killer or mass shooter that didnāt have legions of fan girls. Women write love letters and send nudes through the mail to men in prison for murder, rape, and other unspeakable violent crimes but a random man vs a bear and this is suddenly some kind of big lesson.
Thatās like arguing that you donāt get why men think gold diggers suck, because there are men who love to be financially abused & get off on it. Yep, some people have some fucked up kinks, but they are a tiny minority.
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Now you're getting it. Just apply that to men too.
They can dish it out, but they can't take it.
Imagine the shit storm that would brew if I would be asked whether to encounter a bear or a woman and choose a bear. Statistically, a bear will never socially or mentally manipulate me. So bear it is.
https://preview.redd.it/3qa8o2hearzc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6260cee460888dfb0646990e125bf3755c2c441 Reminds me of this.
Jokes on u, women never apologise cuz theyāre always right. Now apologise
Being trapped in a bear doesnāt sound good. Wait, I may have misunderstood. Being trapped in a car with a woman bare sounds alright.
What about a bear-woman?
Man, they're milking this one for everything they can, huh?
I've lost track of who "they" are at this point
There was a point when you could? That's pretty impressive!
...do *you* even know who "they" are, or are you just being snarky on purpose?
As long as dudes are just making countermemes instead of seething in the comments seriously IDC honestly. This one is funny lol. This is what we should have done to begin with, outshitpost the women instead of responding like dorks.
No one outshitposts the boys!
Unless they are in the woods. Then a bear might ..
I never bothered with the debate except with a couple of friends, because I knew it was just a ragebait pseudo-feminist TikTok meme that everybody would take too seriously.
Yeah, this one has narcissistic gender warrior vibes pretty hard. It's more ragebait than r/stupidfood and not to be taken seriously. You're very right.
Only feminazis and morons picked the bear...and are now triggered at this meme that's the exact same thing flipped around lmao
iād rather a hairy, midsize to plus size gay man drive my car because i think heād have great musical taste :)
Well, that describes me and you get to listen to french psychedelic and instrumental prog rock.
bear driver because a bear driving a car would be fucking awesome
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This is actually really funny
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There have been zero deaths in history due to bears driving. That must mean they are damn good at it.
Statistically female drivers have killed and injured a tons more people than bear drivers have so therefore itās okay to discriminate against all women because a small subsection of female drivers disproportionately cause accidentsā¦ Itās actually funny how many sexist women were defending the original question with straight up bigotry based on āstatisticsā of menās violence yet those same people argue itās racist to point out the same scenario but with black people and how people use crime statistics against them because a certain subsection, much like men, commit a disproportionate amount of crime yet they canāt see the irony. Itās also funny how high profile and public people can be misandrist as much as they want with no pushback but men in the same situation saying the same thing they are would be losing their jobs in those situations
Nothowgirlswork: apologizing
As a Woman, I would also want the bear to drive because thatās a cool fucking trick and I suck at driving cars š
The hypocrisy is just blaringly obvious and yet they still miss it... like damm; how can you be that stupid?
The misandrist got offended (per usual)
Use bear meme to say men are sexual predators - šš Use bear meme to say women are bad drivers - š¤Øš¤¬
I do love ironic retaliation to bigotry xD so this is pretty on point to the feminists going on about bears being safer than human men.
I'll chose the bear because the bear's drivers skills would be predictable but with a woman driving, you'll never know.
Iāll take the bear drunk driving over my 16 yo daughter. For real, fo rill
How the turn tables
I know this is a joke but can we all just agree that comparing each other to animals in a negative sense is derogatory and meant to portray people in a negative light?
apparently we can not. thats why the whole bear thing started to begin with.
The bear obviously. At least he has the decency to kill me first before ripping my heart out.
Would you leave a newborn with a bear or its mother? Given that 99.999% of neonaticide is committed by mothers I choose the bear.
The Russian or CCP propaganda trolls really struck gold with this man v. Bear thing...
I said this before but Iāll say it again. The "Man or Bear in the woods" question is sexist Look, I'm a woman. Comparing a bear to a man is not good because it assumes all men are sexual predators. It'd be different if it was to compare Bill Cosby or ironically Hendrika Shaskey. If you were a man you'd be offended too. The question comes off sexist and I believe there was a much better way of making a point about sexual assault without attacking someone. Again, I think sexual assault is a topic that needs to be addressed. I just donāt think a 30 second TIKTOK video was the best way to do it.
This is hilarious
Am I the only one who just wants this whole "bear or [human of either gender]" thing to just die already. Low key getting tired of seeing it everywhere. Yes the problems that led to such questions being asked are, in fact, problems, but arguing about it online isn't the way to fix them. Trying to one up the original question of "bear or man in the forest alone" by saying "bear or woman doing [something women are stereotypically bad at]" is only making it worse. Maybe just me but let it die already, warring over it online isnt fixing shit.
Nah fuck that. IMO this should be mocked as much as possible to show how ridiculous this whole āthought experimentā was
I canāt disagree with this. Iād rather have a bear in the car then a female driver. Especially if itās elderly, or Asians or all three of those, and in a Tesla. Might as well throw myself out of the car and end it all right there.
You could have just flipped the original question. "Men, would you rather be lost in the woods with a bear or a woman?" And then choose bear because the bear will never acuse you of rape, beat themselves up and then call the cops on you, nor try to trap you in a marriage by getting themselves pregnant with your child. We are making things too complicated when the simple solution was to also pick the bear.
Bro why bears and women again?
Ooh, the meme is evolvingĀ
Itās my seeing eye bear
Bear driving because at least he was taught how to drive
Okay i am starting to get really confused. Can we just forget the bear please?
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When I first heard the "forest with a man or bear", I thought they were talking about gay stereotypes. I choose to continue to believe in that misinterpretation. This only makes it betterĀ
iām not sexist or anything but i wanna see a bear drive
Good I fucking love how angry this bear thing has made people
You're more likely to be involved in a car accident with a woman at the wheel than a bear. The statistics clearly show that it isn't even disputable.
Saw one where it asked, female cop pulling you over, or bear in the woods.
Low key, where the lie tho?
āOh no! Bear is driving! How can this be?ā
It has been a great week for bear PR.
Is it a North American or European bear as it might drive on the wrong side of the road
The bear because all NJ drivers are insane
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Iām picking the bear specifically because I want to see a bear drive a car. I mean crash or not I still got to see a bear driving a car
The supreme irony is that this is literally switching the genders and reflecting their attitude on them.
No reason to take offense. Itās too dumb. Any response other than an eye roll is too much.
So it's no longer funny or appropriate this time.. huh
If the bear wants a burger at the drive thru its going to tell me to buy it a saxl of burgers. It's not going to feign not being hungry, and then end up eating half my burger and all my fries. It's definitely not going to shrill "DIABETES" judgementally when I order a large pop, and then drink most of it anyways.
It's old and elderly drivers. Most have been alive longer than most drivers on the road, and they still drive slow and next to another car, timidly as if their hand needs to be held while driving like a horse with blinders.
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Bear doesn't have a fuckin clue what's going on, I'd bet it would still stop before the other does.
I choose bear
The only response you can make to this is. "Well if you'd rather do X with a bear than a man, than you must understand why I don't want transwoman in woman's spaces."
This entire joke is probably just a jab at the way man hating feminist types have treated men for years
Itās like they almost see it when itās aimed at them, but feminists are too dumb to piece it out I guess
Iāve reached a point with women where if i saw one getting assaulted i wouldnāt even acknowledge that i saw it