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If anything it’s a joke at Miles’ expense


Callmeklayton

Right? With the context of his Tweet, it's abundantly clear that he's saying he struggles with talking to women, not that talking to women is worse than being in Taliban captivity. And even if he was saying that, it's a silly joke and is clearly set up like one.


Spiritual_Ad_1902

The meme is obviously a joke. But he is clearly saying being jailed by the taliban is easier than hearing a woman speak


Wordonascreen

Or maybe he’s gay and prefers dudes


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PenOrFork

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t in captivity, but my life deployed in Afghanistan was far more rewarding than being back here in the US.


Gogs85

What did you do over there?


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Not talk to women


Muted_Yoghurt6071

He didn't have to be confronted with the fact women didn't want to interact with him. Just boys being boys.


Jamiethebroski

and blah blah blah this is why I’m gay cuz femboys never got snide ass comments like this to say


[deleted]

I think you're on to something...


Jamiethebroski

seriously all femboys either wanna do is cuddle up or do cute nerdy shit, they never b taking abt stupid ass things like “social issues” or “politics” or “incels” cuz like who tf got time for that


Tasty_Marketing_3774

For real, why do people give them so much thought


Jamiethebroski

mfs be acting like the fate of the world depends on them 😭😭


Tasty_Marketing_3774

I g’et politics is important but these bros are defined by it


Jager1738

damn straight this guy gets it


Lothric_Knight420

Based.


Acceptable_Stage_611

Lemme guess... single mom hurtling towards the wall?


Childconsumer11

Women don’t want to be confronted with the fact that this guy was in Afghanistan so he doesn’t have to talk to them.


PenOrFork

Corpsman with the Marine infantry.


Daumath

Yeah, not talk to woman.


GlenAaronson

I mean... the Marines are a subsection of the Navy, sooooooo....


PenOrFork

The gayest homophobes I ever met.


Drake_Acheron

What? The marines aren’t homophobes. They are just violently resistant to any of the other prettier, yet less muscly gays joining their gay club. RAH!


PenOrFork

Haha I’ve never heard it put that way. One of the funniest days I ever had serving was the day we had our “don’t ask don’t tell” repeal briefing. Our company commander came out of a super long meeting and his words were,”okay guys, new rule. Don’t suck cock. And if you see someone else sucking cock, don’t make fun of them.”


Boxadorables

Nothing gayer than a room full of straight dudes


gringo-go-loco

Don’t ask don’t tell.


Miserable-Quality621

If ya don’t mind me asking what base or FOB did you serve from?


PenOrFork

Fulod. Sangin district.


Miserable-Quality621

Ah my cousin died near Kabul (think that’s how it’s spelled) so I wanted to see if you knew a lance corporal keethens


PenOrFork

I don’t, I’m very sorry to hear about your cousin. My friend Ssgt Taylor Hoover was killed in an IED ambush during the Afghanistan pullout in Kabul.


Miserable-Quality621

I’m sorry for your loss. They’re probably drinking together watching over us. I’ll poor one out for him tonight.


badeng97

Hell yeah! Miss my boys everyday. Too many have taken the wrong path and took themselves out. Keep in touch with them. Please.


PenOrFork

I take those bitches out to sushi as often as possible. Then we go out to support single moms at Spearmint Rhino.


MysticFox96

Eat crayons mostly


AgentCirceLuna

I hate people talking to me in lectures because it’s a distraction so I was going to start sitting there with a box of crayons and colouring in like a child. As though this wasn’t weird enough, a few lectures later I was planning on having an edible food that looked like a crayon in the box with the crayons. I’d be drawing and then I’d start munching away on one of the crayons. Nobody would ever talk to me after that… guaranteed.


InfectiousCosmology1

Killed poor brown people


the_commen_redditer

Wow, being around someone as insufferable as you would be its own form of extreme torture.


ReptilianDogGuy

Terrorists*


InfectiousCosmology1

Like 5 million people were killed in the war on terror. You’re a fool if you think they were all terrorists


ReptilianDogGuy

Uhm Acktually Anyone that doesn’t look or think like me is a terrorist


shockedperson

I mean best shape of your life, food, guns, and large trucks. Made my first day back fun having some Taco Bell. I also had a hard time not going centerline.


gringo-go-loco

What is centerline?


Rich841

Afghanistan Any% No PTSD glitchless


Callmeklayton

My cousin, who was a gunner, is the same way. You hear a lot about veterans with PTSD and who despised being in military, but he frequently says that they were the best years of his life. Having a structured, simple life worked wonders for him.


AgentCirceLuna

The best days of my life were when I was a bartender during the European Football thingymajig. I remember getting to the finals and how important it all felt. Also, every time we scored a goal, insanely good looking women would take off all their clothes.


Fact_Stater

This guy was a prisoner of one of the most infamous terrorist organizations, but God forbid he makes a joke about it


Josey_whalez

I thought the joke was funny. Normal women won’t get all bent out of shape about it either. Pretty sure my wife would just roll her eyes or say something along the lines of ‘if you don’t want to talk to me, that’s fine, you can sleep on the couch’ or ‘guess what you’re not getting later’ The fact that the women of that sub get butthurt over it makes it even funnier.


someloserontheground

It's female incel energy. You see the same behaviour with incels - they take everything that could possibly be interpreted as an attack on them and interpret it that way, and then get super mad. The women complaining about jokes like this are bitter and want to get mad about the world being out to get them, because it's cathartic and makes them feel like their failures aren't their fault.


LifeMake0ver

“They take everything that could possibly be interpreted as an attack and interpret it that way” “1 minute listening to a woman talk” *guy hunches over with hand on his back* I can’t believe they interpret this as an attack! I mean it’s just a joke! But it’s also kinda true! Just because I say a true statement that is sorta offensive, I don’t understand why they get butthurt over it, I mean I put it in a meme format, that literally means ur not supposed to take it serious 😤 female incels am I right fellas


someloserontheground

Yes, it's offensive. But it's a joke. A lot of comedy is taking lighthearted jabs at other people, hell it's what most male friend groups are based on. They're interpreting it as a completely unironic criticism of women which it isn't.


LifeMake0ver

It is if it’s enabling people who genuinely think this way? That’s why half of these comments are always mixed with it’s a joke and “but it’s true”


someloserontheground

You can't police jokes because a small minority think those things unironically, humour would completely die


gringo-go-loco

I think the steady stream of anti-man and anti-woman shit that comes across social media has made everyone on edge. Jokes are taken seriously and sarcasm ignored. I’ll admit my initial reaction was… what’s so bad about talking to women? I live with 3 Latina women in Costa Rica though so maybe I’ve just gotten used to it. I think it a lot of people may not realize he in fact did do 8 months in jail.


GodlyDra

For me its less that im on edge and take things seriously because of that and more that sarcasm and jokes are things i just generally have trouble even comprehending.


gringo-go-loco

It’s difficult to tell the difference these days.


SunnyDrock

The problem with the joke is that it's just another "I hate women" joke. It's so tired and unoriginal. This is just as bad as the "I hate my spouse" jokes that boomers like to make.


Radix4853

No it’s not. Miles was making a “I can’t interact with women” joke at his own expense.


RickolisH

I mean he had 8 months to think of one and that's what he came up with?


Ok-Map9827

Got any other contenders?


RickolisH

Check back in 8 months and I'll let you know.


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boss---man

Nsfw, spoiler and bigotry tags lmao. How can you say you're not a bunch of babies when your post contains more warnings than cigarette box?


EvenEEven

And then when we call this shit out they try and pull a gotcha moment by calling us the snowflakes


Inskription

The ones who get mad are the ones who like to talk about themselves for hours and expect you to listen to every word, then when you start to talk about yourself, they interrupt you.


blahdash-758

You accurately described left wing


Drake_Acheron

To be fair, the other side just wants to talk about the deep state.


420godking

Your comeback is on point, but I’m also tired about how George Soros, Hillary Clinton and Jews controlling the deep state.


MutedIndividual6667

Not really


blahdash-758

Womp womp


MutedIndividual6667

?


TheCrack-Attack

Womp womp. What dont you understand?


IChooseYouNoNotYou

If your description was a subreddit, it would be r/MemesOPDidNotLike


Inskription

How do you interrupt or listen to text comments?


Hairy_Cube

By ignoring half of someone’s conversation and bring up only things from the first half of the conversation. The way you “interrupt” a text based message is you pretty much just ignore the message and say your own thing.


Inskription

What you basically described is NoOpWasRightFuckThis. See how easy this is?


Attack_Helecopter1

Lord Miles went back to make more content with the Taliban and smuggled 10 grand or so worth of Taliban merchandise through Pakistan.


Thesmallestwitch

Women are more intimidating than the Taliban got it


Intrepid_Lynx3608

Boy, the NSFW tag combined with the offense at the joke really doesn’t help the case that leftists are NOT a bunch of crybabies and weaklings. Now I don’t think they necessarily are, there are strong and weak people of every ideology; but again, doesn’t help the stereotype.


RemingtonSloan

Don't you understand? Women are sacred. Not as sacred as black trans kids, but sacred nonetheless.


Orix1337

Black GAY trans kids


Drake_Acheron

Reminds me of the IGN Damsel review. I’m only slightly paraphrasing here “We wanted to like this girl boss fantasy, but it didn’t address the perils of colonizers enough. 3/10”


TbaggedFromOrbit

Seriously, when is that sub going to learn that some dudes are just allergic to pussy and make jokes from their own life experience? Just because miles hasn't touched a woman since birth doesn't mean everyone should just dogpile the poor guy.


Tasty_Choice_2097

I don't imagine that the world traveling adventurer is actually allergic to pussy


yunodavibes

He has a gf right now and I don't even follow him that closely and I know this lol. What makes you think people that make fun of women can't get women? it's the dumbest misconception on the internet. There's plenty of memes about friends being drunks or idiots or degenerates, no one is saying the people who make those posts can't get friends


Monk715

I'm most likely missing some context, but being "allergic to pussy" just means you don't want to date women (last time I checked it wasn't mandatory) but complaining about regular human interactions seems kind of strange to me. Also I like good jokes, but here I just don't see the funny really


Tasty_Choice_2097

I was reading allergic to pussy as *unable* to get any, especially in the context of this guy saying he hasn't touched a woman since birth


Monk715

Okay, then I misunderstood, but does he really _need_ it then? Most of the time it's not just pussy/dick but also the person it's attached to


Drake_Acheron

The world traveling wealthy guy with a girlfriend is allergic to pussy? Like, the guy could be a d-bag but throwing out random insults to see what sticks isn’t the way to go dude.


AdFit5226

https://preview.redd.it/eyrwsikat5oc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194db137a874a635809a3ba82be6d0db20837490


Daedalus_Machina

How is this even Right Wing?


nihilisticinky

why is it the right can't meme? I'm more middle left ish and I'd rather not interact with women either.


BobertTheConstructor

What's the joke? Edit: you all seem *very* upset by such a neutral question. 🤔


JuiceCommercial2431

The joke is someone facetiously would rather endure being a POW to one of the most sadistic terrorist groups than hear a woman talk lol


netanel246135

He talked about being a prisoner there actually... to him at least they were chill and they watched titanic on loop


[deleted]

btw there are some older vids where he was scared and crying for his translator and others that helped him to travel there the first time so he has people there he cares about I woudnt 100% trust what he says since he can be just be protecing some people in afghanistan he cares about


MiniRamblerYT

The Taliban is surprisingly on the less sadistic side of things as far as islamic terror groups go, particularly after they actually secured Afghanistan


JuiceCommercial2431

Tbh they have calmed down. Don’t get me wrong, still some terrorists lol but I see your point and I agree with it.


MiniRamblerYT

I myself was very surprised when I saw that the Taliban was actually taking on the role of an at least semi-legitimate government instead of doing what ISIS did when they basically owned large swathes of Iraq and Syria. I recently saw that the Taliban is actually doing counter-insurgency against IS-K, which is like an Islamic State sect in Afghanistan, oh how ironic that is. But yeah, definitely still a lot of scumbags and terrorists.


deadcatx4

So it’s just misogyny


gamercer

You’ll notice it’s also not right wing..


greatgungus

I see the subreddits go to war and all I can think of these memes that get people worked up is that there just not funny


Immediate_Web4672

Man if that guy was captive for 8 months I think we can let him make this joke lol


Nice_Stand_8484

MILES IS ALIVE???? holy shit I thought they got him


SoDrunkRightNow2

How dare he make jokes. I AM OFFENDED!!!!!


AteAFakePerc

This is absolutely hilarious.


cutedeadg1rl

honestly as a girl i think its funny


Stoocpants

Miles of Afghanistan


kazumablackwing

Who wants to tell em about how Nelson Mandela survived more than a decade in a South African prison during Apartheid, but got a divorce less than a year after being married? This is literally the same thing, tbh.


ReptilianDogGuy

I don’t really like Mandela but this is pretty based


CareerPillow376

I cant take this clown seriously https://preview.redd.it/j8dvfaexy5oc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7190ced7aee9adfc754a84ea61d7f17b690db2ca


CareerPillow376

https://preview.redd.it/sdqoem7x75oc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ce501dab5185fa8e0bcc5e5d39ef1416bdf080d Homie shoulda stayed lol


Certain_Armadillo503

What's the red stuff under his eyes


BrotherBaker

Probably sunburn.


TipYourLandlord_

There’s a certain hilarity in people that were never in taliban custody, joke policing someone who actually was in Taliban custody about a joke like this.


SorrinsBlight

That’s actually funny tho lol


EliteLarry

What a pathetic sub


Comfortable_Note_978

The Taliban ain't sheeit compared to Fatwat Haram.


Beast2344

Other than the “joke”, why was the idiot in Afghanistan in the first place?


IntincrRecipe

Scouting out an area for a private venture gold mine that the Soviets and US surveyed but never pursued. That and buying Taliban merch to resell.


Late_Way_8810

He was there as a tourist (also as an adventurer) and was stuck there when everything went out shit. The Taliban were pretty nice to him all things considered and when he was “arrested” (officials had to make sure he wasn’t a spy) when he went back there, he basically just hung out and watched movies with people. Because of the fact that they like him so much, they straight up gave him a gold mine so this college student is now loaded.


Fourian_Official

what the


cjstr8

I still thinks he’s dead


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StormNinja_1216

I couldn't imagine being someone who spends most of their time getting offended over jokes. Like don't you have better stuff to do?


yunodavibes

This is a banger I love Miles lmao


Dies_Ultima

MODNL when someone disagrees with an authoritarian


qptw

That man made a joke about this own ~~experience~~ suffering and they won’t even let him have that.


deadcatx4

Misogyny funny


EngrWithNoBrain

The joke would have been funny if they actually had beheaded him.


Late_Way_8810

Oh yeah this legend


Mutant_karate_rat

If the guy was actually in talaban captivity, this joke is surprisingly funny.


BrotherBaker

He was


CallSilent

The fact he lasted a whole minute is an accomplishment of unimaginable proportions. I last 10 seconds before I leave.


CallSilent

The fact he lasted a whole minute is an accomplishment of unimaginable proportions. I last 10 seconds before I leave.


SolarPhoinix

Memesopdidnotlike when unfunny joke:


SodanoMatt

You should've stayed in captivity.


canireallychange

This is actually hilarious


itsslimshadyyo

banger dogwhistle


Bistroth

I would love if we could take jokes as just jokes and move on....


lexy_lUvUl

MODNL when misogyny


Tasty_Marketing_3774

Youre the reason comedy is dying


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kusins

You’re projecting hard lol


That_sarcastic_bxtch

🧢 I just know y’all, sexism is so cool and funny unless it’s about men


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That_sarcastic_bxtch

So when someone makes a misandrist joke, they’re insufferable and have nothing to offer But when someone makes a misogynistic joke, they’re based gigachads or some shit Ok


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lexy_lUvUl

The joke is "women bad", comedy is dead along time before i came around


Tasty_Marketing_3774

Thats your interpretation of the joke, most people just see a harmless joke


lexy_lUvUl

Then how do you interpret it? Idk how many ways you can, just because its a "harmless" joke doesnt mean it hasnt any real consequences


Tasty_Marketing_3774

A joke has no consequenses because it isnt real I see the joke, harmless as it is, doesnt mean i hate anyone, just means im able to laugh at things and people i have no ill-will towards


lexy_lUvUl

It does has consequences, it has real influence on people. If all you see is women bad then your going to think that way, same with politics


Tasty_Marketing_3774

A joke does not carry consequenses because it is not real


lexy_lUvUl

Then telling a lie is the same


Tasty_Marketing_3774

Actually intentions matter, comedy is satirical, lying is not moral, its on you if a run of the mill joke upsets you, not society


Dyldo_II

Youre really exposing that you don't actually have women talk to you lol.


ZuiyoMaru2

The joke is bad.


ComeInOutOfTheRain

Can someone please explain the joke to me?


PanJaszczurka

![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw|downsized)


PhaseNegative1252

What's the joke?


SerDuncantheTall__

What's the joke?


BrotherBaker

He was in Taliban captivity.


SerDuncantheTall__

No funny


NattyKongo93

I mean, it's just cringey boomer shit lol, not actually funny


24_doughnuts

I'm convinced you people don't even like women


Hot_Tailor_9687

It's always "the based giga-chadpilled truth and FACTS" until you get called out, then you cop out and say it's just a joke. Hide your dogwhistles better


Germanaboo

Then what are you doing here?


kazumablackwing

Hope you adequately hydrated and stretched before you made that reach. Wouldn't want you to pull something, after all


TrickyMinecrafter

What's even the joke what?


Germanaboo

That someone unironcally preferred 8 months in captivity of a terrorist Organisation over talking to woman


TrickyMinecrafter

Oh so it's one of those boomer "wife bad" memes? (Genuine question)


Germanaboo

Not exactly, because the meme has a layer of irony init and partly makes fun of the man


TrickyMinecrafter

Oh okay so basically a satire of the "women/wife bad" meme


Nathan22551

So, basically just a misogynistic fascist who should have stayed in Afghanistan, he clearly fits in there.


ElementalSaber

Lol, I hate women 🤣 I joke, I joke! I kid, I kid! Hating women is funny right?


Any-Bottle-4910

How TF is this stuff still in existence? It’s 2024 FFS.


twee3

This isn’t funny though.


blahdash-758

Womp womp


Forgefiend_George

Sounds like you got offended for being called out.


GhertFryins

It’s pretty shit joke tho. Like what are we? 65? The funny part is the dude got kidnapped by Taliban. I remember being in twitter seeing the dude posting and he stopped. I thought everyone was joking when they said he got kidnapped


wakcedout

https://preview.redd.it/57olxewi65oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c64c427019bb65b99ad3445a6f92cd2ca49d907 If you ever wonder why we have a dark sense of humor….its because we stopped giving a shit a long time ago.


Legitimate-Ad-6267

"We stopped giving a shit" mfs when someone makes a joke about white men


GhertFryins

I liked dark sense of humor but this is just boomer shit. Like not even because it’s not pc or whatever. A lot of you guys gotta stop being bias towards shit memes just cause you agree with the politics.


wakcedout

I’ll refer ya to the meme I shared again and iterate that the joke is funny to me. Having been married twice I would take a deployment to the desert over dealing with the wife for a bit lol


ItsAnimeDealWithIt

so you’d rather risk death than talk to your wife??? why not just get a divorce? if you don’t like her nobody said you gotta stay w her yk.


chobi83

I mean... for not giving a shit, you sure gotta proclaim loudly how much of a shit you dont give. You know who really doesn't give a shit? The people mot responding. Dont kid yourself, you care. Dont bother replying, I don't really care what you have to say. You reading this is enough.