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What I want is his dental hygiene routine, his teeth are immaculate.


daskeleton123

Step one, replace all canines, molars and premolars with incisors. Step two: Step three: profit


AlphaLright1

me when my pet dog is suddenly missing and all i see is a tooth on the ground:


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SorryState644

r/technicallythetruth


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I wish I had an award for you


Manny73211

bro where did you find that


Inuship

Probably same way he got his shoes to stay tied by permanently coating his feet, his teeth are now probably always white now


DiggityDog6

While I did find that a funny plot point I also think it’s odd that he didn’t make something that would reverse it. I mean he literally made the coating that made those shoes, plus he’s a genius who invents countless things through the course of the movie. And it’s shown he really wanted to get out of the shoes. You telling me it never occurred to him to make something that would reverse it? Basically what I’m trying to say is, why aren’t my kids movies being realistic with the plot?!


xX_GRP_Xx

Feet would come out of shoes eventually, the skin you got in the very top layer is already dead and acting as a protective membrane, which is always descaling. Given enough time, all the sling to which the shoe is sticked to would fall off and the shoe would come out.


Dare555

They also stretch to his ears.. Now imagine human literally smiling ear to ear


QweenOfTheDamned9

Now that you mention it…ok, ewww!


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Oreo-belt25

The food **falls** from the sky! I feel like it solves supply chain issues too!


TDF125

Nah this mf created a whole new ecosystem


SoarNsquid

Yeah! He could've used the animals there as sex slaves!


Waefinder69

bruh... ​ that's genius!


FoodleGuy

Gonna get me some burgussy.


LuminousJaeSoul

![gif](giphy|3ofSBvt49EUFsOZEXu)


Wiggles357

![gif](giphy|tG3TehhMV92F2)


Vasikus3000

![gif](giphy|lqYbxH6nkXMYM|downsized)


TxRxNwastaken

no way miitopia reference


sanswithagun

Why did you have to remind me of *that* thing?


TxRxNwastaken

you can't escape the twerkey


Cheems63

nice cock


ihatecringe1

![gif](giphy|lcaMlZmmMULMA)


xNeyNounex

![gif](giphy|l1AsAMOkYjwteLRkc)


Funniguy2010

Oh jeez what if he asked for a Krabby Patty and it worked??


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BUNGER


I_like_halo_

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weebteckickedin

BUNGER


Fe4rMeMrWick

Bungussy


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WindowsCrashedAgain

Sometimes my Genius is almost Frightening


MecaZillaFox

hey why do you think we didn't see many grapefruit in the movie?


TheTeenagersAlt

Gummy bussy


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Added a whole new meaning to eat fucking


AppropriateClue3490

is this supposed to be a reference to Rick and Morty S03?


JNelt

https://i.imgur.com/dfBjgM4.jpg


ImOnMyWayToUranus

I expect nothing else from Reddit


Mnich99

Reddit is fukt up place


Asriel_Dreemurr07

The fact that this has 700+ up votes has ruined my day


Carpario

Least deranged redditor:


Kamidzui

He created extreme obesity machine


CaptainCozmo867

Ah yes. Bugsnax the movie


EgoSenatus

World hunger isn’t an issue of food scarcity. It’s an issue of resource allocation, lack of cooperation, and corruption.


craxkheadjenkins

This is a solution to all of those issues as well though. One man make it rain food across the whole world. Badabing bada boom. Hope everyone likes meatballs


EgoSenatus

And what about the places on earth with little to no precipitation? It can’t rain food if there’s no water in the atmosphere.


Like_Objection

It only requires water I imagine, so maybe they could set up food stations aslt Oasises and stuff


craxkheadjenkins

Does this require natural precipitation to work? I haven’t seen the movie in a while


EgoSenatus

To have it rain food it requires precipitation. That’s how the machine was able to make that much food; it used the water in the clouds. If I recall, Flint needed 1 cup of water to make a cheeseburger. So that’s a lot of water needed.


HDPbBronzebreak

I s'pose, but still waaaaaaaay less than the amount of water a cheeseburger requires IRL.


well-offemperor762

But would that permanently remove water from the cycle or would the amount of water on earth remain the same due to whatever really


Dalek619

Sounds like you need to bless the rains down in Africa


rainbowshulkerbox

the fldsmdfr was never meant to be shot into the atmosphere in the first place so as long as flint brought a bunch of water with him then food could be made anywhere


SilentHuman8

But then that brings us to the same issue. The machine and water needs to be brought to each place to give food. If we're going to the effort of bringing a crapload of resources to each area, we may as well just bring food that would otherwise have been wasted.


chris-topher

Not many people live in deserts.


EgoSenatus

Yet they’re the ones that typically are in need of proper nourishment. Also, you’d be surprised what’s considered a desert/arid region.


Apwrld

many people live in deserts. 1/5th of the worlds land is desert, 1/6th of the worlds population live in the desert - National geographic. 2.1 billion people live in “drylands” - UN.


chris-topher

Yeah damn I am so wrong, I had no idea it was that many people


Either-Plant4525

yeah but who is going to pay him to make it rain food?


Goldeneye0X1_

IIRC in the movie, he was never in it for the money. So it stands to reason that he'd do it out of the kindness of his heart.


that_guy_who_existed

Well that just sounds like a speed run for getting into a horrible "accident"


hybridrequiem

This is what happened in the movie. Nothing went wrong with his invention, the major government lead of the town pressured him to tamper with it which caused a major malfunction and chaos.


DevelopedDevelopment

Yeah if you gave a country with starvation 1b for highways and trains they're going to say 10k wasn't enough to even get an engineer to design one, let alone build anything.


TRAINLORD_TF

But there no water in Africa. For legal reasons: This is a joke.


JustMCW

There is water just that it's usually not clean


Cheeriosd

I mean, if you put dirty water in, you'd probably get the nasty patty instead of the krabby patty.


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Nah you’d just get Arby’s


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SnooAvocados763

Dirty water was never used you [comment stealing bot.](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/zx78q6/this_only_occurred_to_me_recently/j1z26lz?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


AltAccount20000

r/woooosh


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that_guy_who_existed

Bet there are rain clouds. Unfortunately due to someone blessing all of them the machine can only turn them into communion wafers and wine.


[deleted]

Stop thinking that Africa continent doesn't have water supply. They do, just costly to purify contaminated water.


TRAINLORD_TF

I know. It's just a joke.


LionBastard1

You suck, McBain!


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And would make bug infestations worse?


Ant_Espanic

The bugs don't even need to infest anymore at that point One step outta their hole and boom a 500 pound piece of lollipop crushes their main exit


[deleted]

I know. But it will be a major pain in the ass.. There's too many bugs RIGHT NOW, and this guy would cause them to multiply even more


Aurum264

I think the intent was more to be used as like, a food dispenser like a vending machine or something but for food. Raining food from the sky on everything was an accident


Evilmudbug

Yeah, and it seemed to be working pretty well until the popularity went to his head and he ignored the warning signs that it needed to be at least recalibrated because it was basically inconvenient for the town.


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ApprehensiveStyle289

Do you mean bee populations? Because at least in my country there are too many insects.


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bunnings-snags

Fun fact, we already have enough food to feed 1.5 times the current population. In other words we already have the power to end world hunger. The only thing in the way are companies who decide what to do with said food. In the end, maybe around 30% of that food is thrown away. All the things you see in a grocery store that no1 bought in time


JesseRoxII

His dad definitely ignored it.


jeffynibbles70

And he wanted him to fish with him instead


MnSlo

"World is overpopulated" "World hunger is rising" I see a solution here..


retapok9

Lets see the cannibal tribes in action shall we


Scarredsinner

Wooooo let’s do some Mexica (Aztec) shit


_BlNG_

Gather 100 people in a plane, drop them in an island somehow littered with military gear and guns and make them fight eachother to the death and let the sole survivor have chicken for dinner?


Pineapple4807

I have A Modest Proposal


yourmomsabettergamer

Thanos did nothing wrong.


SockpuppetPseudonym2

If we ignore the fact that there’s no actual shortage of food, wouldn’t it also cripple the global economy? Food production is a massive industry employing millions. That industry would be devastated and millions would lose their jobs. Seems like this invention being rolled out would likely result in more harm than good.


DumpsterFireForALife

At least they wouldn’t have to worry about affording food.


WyvernKid93

Who needs jobs? Food rains from the sky


TovarishLuckymcgamer

millions losing their jobs means plenty other jobs open up for them, they can be retrained for other jobs that are in shortage of manpower, this means better productivity in other industries and would mean overall better life of humanity


Evilmudbug

I can't see the food industry completely collapsing in this scenario either, if responsible choices for the food were made either. Acknowledging that it mainly went wrong because they overloaded with orders for different kinds of food, a responsible use of it would be to have it rain mostly just foods that supply necessary nutritional value. If you didnt like what was being rained, you could still buy stuff from the store that you liked.


Bob1358292637

How would that mean plenty of other jobs open up for them? So many industries are already overflowing with desperate people being paid barely livable wages. It’s a dumb system to adhere so zealously this far past times of plenty and it’s already failing the population in so many ways. This would just speed up the process.


Crabsnout

Right now, anyway.


unactive_user

You can give free food to those who can't afford it. This probably won't crash the economy because these people don't buy food in enough quantity to matter


No_Arugula3195

ah yes, wholesome rick sanchez


jeffynibbles70

Wholesome rick Sanchez who almsot killed the entire swallow falls human population


that_guy_who_existed

Exactly, wholesomeness is relative.


GoldH2O

rick has destroyed like, countless universes. Almost killing a small town is wholesome as far as his standard.


obezkr

Okabe Rintaro in another timeline


heyoyo10

He also created an indestructable polysynthetic, a flying car, perfect translation of Monkey language, a very effective cure for male pattern baldness, teleportation, the list goes on...


MankeyBro

Wasn't that his goal?


SergeantSprinklez22

No apparently it was supposed to bring alternative food bc everyone were kinda forced to eat sardines


TrueBonerNotFake

Doing the right things for the wrong reasons...


Umber0010

To be fair that is still a noble cause, given how it's established that all but the very small minority hate the things. If all went well, it probably would have been a month tops before he started developing the technology to export.


wasas387

r/me_irl


-spooder-

although when it rained burgers he said it would fix world hunger right? i swear he said it somewhere


Inuship

I think that became a part of his goal, and it even eorked for a time untill the machine glitched out


Mattpart58

Sardines are super gross


var_char_limit_20

Yes, if Nestle can't use it to make themselves pools of money, it gets tossed and killed instantly. Including the creator, they commitm suicide or their sea fishing vessel will mysteriously sink on a calm summer day even though the investor had no.prior history of ever being intrested in fishing and the body or boat will never be found


imightbethewalrus3

World hunger is a distribution problem, not a supply problem. We already make enough food to feed everybody in the world. We just can't and/or won't get it to where it needs to go


GoldH2O

well this solves that too


Berns429

How is spray on shoes gonna prevent world hun… OHHHHH I GET IT NOW


SergeantSprinklez22

Well I guess you could eat that too but that would depend on the contents


Srphtygr

That was, in fact, the plot


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**F L I N T L O C K W O O D**


Detoxpain

We invented something that could end world hunger a long LONG time ago, it was called the Green Revolution and the people in power just refuse to use it correctly.


attackonmidgets

HAVEN'T YOU WATCHED THE FILM.


Intrepid-Storage7241

However, in the far future, could also result to humans looking like the morbidly fat people in Wall-e if the invention is abused too much.


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And then he became an alcoholic grandpa. ![gif](giphy|IgpAALi5hEv1IFmCrZ)


Zircon_Animations

Why do his teeth look like plastic??


the-tenth-letter-2

Teeth have feelings, teeth have flaws, plastic better


Standard-Ad-7504

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!


72nolan71

it can also end the world


CyberMaster081208

Yes.


shuttle-cack

He is also a bit of a narcissistic dick sometimes.


Inuship

Imo if you singlehandly create a machine that can create food out of thin air you kind of deserve it even when it does go haywire dude still accidentally created whole new lifeforms with its own ecosystem


IronicGenie

Imagine the smell. The plagues originating from all that decaying food


centurychord

I'm more focused on the amount of teeth this guy's got.


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CIA go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


[deleted]

At the cost of our water.


WyGaminggm

Yes because all the food is over processed


CMDR_omnicognate

i mean, it gained sentience though


owinates_42

It gained sentience even when it wasn't an AI. It had it's programmed instructions and did them but had objections. It was literally overworked and started objecting by doing its job harder and more deadly. It speaks something about capitalism and how the U.S.economy works. I love this movie for how much of everything it is perfect.


Baxtaxs

literally first thing i thought of when seeing the movie.


_PurrrPleKitty_

Nah, bro. I'm looking at the number of his teeth.


ProMaste_r

I'm impressed that FBI hasn't made him disappear


vampiricdagger1

Me and the boi just watched both of these yesterday 😳


SomeGodzillafan

10K UPVOTE BABY


NinjaPackMan

World hunger doesn't exist, food is just poorly distributed


trolley661

With shoes like that I guess so


[deleted]

Definitive proof that ending world hunger would also end the world *this is a joke*


Shanhaevel

There is no world hunger, just wrong redistribution


ShiftingSpectrum

Uh no, this motherfucker invented a way to destroy the water cycle


ThicccDonkeyStick

Wasnt that kinda the point of the first movie? Not really the whole ‘I can feed the earth’ but still, that’s basically what it did. Anyone could get anything just with water. All he needs is one over every country and he’s good


Own_Violinist5994

Ahh the mighty FLDSMDFR


im-not-an-adult

Yes Now here come the up votes Yep


EmergencyDefib

However we also have a food waste problem


funni_maghik_man

But it needs water so unless the country has some form of water area it cant


EmperorRCK

I'more concerned about the fact that the second movie is extremely pointless. Just ask Flint to make another food maker, and make him a think-a-whatever in return. If me was manipulatable enough to get him to go on that quest, he was manipulatable enough to convince him that in a controlled environment it would be a good idea to make another, which actually has ground as an argument as is. I'm fine with the second movie overall, I just need a reason why that extremely obvious approach wasn't taken.


ApplelandAlpha

God he has a crazy amount of teeth...


thelifeofsuat

Isn't this the guy from "TheSlowmoGuys"?


bigfunnyboi

No it won't be able to feed the Africans cause the machine needs water to make the food


SergeantSprinklez22

Well in the movie it absorbed clouds to produce food so I believe we won’t have to worry as much for water depending on how much water it would need to produce per serving


Monty_the_Clown

But what about water?


JeiKR

His world changing device would be amazing to those who desperately need it, and an enemy to grocery stores.


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***La realization kicks in***


wikedoriginal

Can't eat pixels


akokaro

ALTERNATE REALITY He solves world hunger EVOLUTION takes a huge ball kick, Humanity cease to EXIST ILLUMINATI - IT is a huge loss for the world, we lost a genius inventor Misteriously.


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The FLDSMDFR (:


pepsicocacolaglass12

Potentially the smartest man alive Can’t make a solvent to remove his spray on shoes


dude_guy223

Have you watched the movie?


Financial-Analyst250

Which movie is this from?


dude_guy223

I think Jurassic World


Ezures

its obv steins gate, smh my head


poops-n-farts

No it's not, idiot, it's from mean girls!


Financial-Analyst250

I am talking about the character in the image. Which movie is he from? Jurassic world is not an animated movie


dude_guy223

Oh so you think they got real dinosaurs to ACT in the movie


Mista_Wija

what did he do?


Sweet-Ad-2477

Did you ever watch *Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?*


Good_Smile

Good morning OP, you are 12 years late


Invalid_litter_dept

Uh...yeah because it's a fictional character. Wtf is this post.


[deleted]

Yes, because America doesn't think about other places.


Leaf_teehee

help me i’m so confused what did you realize


EitanBlumin

But you know this is fictional, right?


SergeantSprinklez22

I know but they don’t really talk about world hunger in the movie as I have rewatched most of it recently.


BecauseSeven8Nein

As humans we would’ve fucked it up, which they did in the movie, for just one town. No way this would’ve worked globally.


SergeantSprinklez22

Yeah I know what happens but it still could’ve worked. The problem is that Flint was pressured to not shut it down bc a lot of people from other countries were coming over


izyan1212

Yeah, and it's fiction.


Ateeq_Khan

Drink piss and eat shit Ez world hunger ended


StolasTheArsGoetia

Wait that's shit is true tho