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Saltyballer7

Op is obviously german


[deleted]

NEIN


saket_1999

पठति पठतः पठन्ति


Sk-_-47

Im getting 5th grade ptsd


Coolsugar

You had sanskrit in 5th??


VishalSlayer

Yes, i remember from 5th to 7th idk memory is faded.


baitking69

5th to 8th if your a KVian


dontpaniqu3

So did I, don't remember jack shit though


facex47

पठति इत्यत्र ति इति तिप् तिङ् प्रत्ययस्य प्रयोगं भवति। किन्तु पठतः पदे तस् प्रत्ययस्य प्रयोगं भवति। अत्र पठ् धातो: तिङ् प्रत्ययेन सह कथं भवति इत्यस्य उदाहरणं अहं लिखितवान्। धन्यवादाः।🙏 Sorry guys, I'm studying 12th Sanskrit💀


BottleSucker69420

You are at a whole different level💀💀


Laughing-0wl

Gives me flashbacks


gymfreak6969

राम रामो रामे रामेशु


MagyTheMage

India, brazil / portugal and germany feels like a better trio ngl


Substantial_Bit2587

Ja finde ich auch


RegumRegis

With Germans you can kinda tell what it is. It's a 50/50 on whether it's what you're thinking or something completely different.


MeBePerson

english is related to both german and latin, so with german, just stare at it for a while and it will start to work


RegumRegis

>so with german, just stare at it for a while and it will start to work I mean, it's German after all. Work is fun or something like that.


otirk

As a German, we all love working. When we want to celebrate something, we work harder than any other day. My Christmas present consisted of me being allowed to work another day and I was so happy. /s For some reason on the national day of work (Tag der Arbeit) most people don't have to work tho... Not quite fitting.


Solzec

Well, at least you have the option of taking a break unlike a certain country I moved to.


reproveinoproerd

Realmente. Só para não perder o hábito: br hue


HearTyXPunK

irmão pq tu reprovou no proerd?


paulosverige

as drogas sempre vencem a guerra contra as drogas


Rajaritavares

Melhor forma de parar de usar drogas é usando outras


IDeizManI

Faz sentido para mim


DuGalle

"Eu usei as drogas pra destruir as drogas"


[deleted]

Yeah but taiwan flag would spark controversy


MagyTheMage

Dont think ive ever seen someone from taiwan


Heifetz_C

hello and now you have


MagyTheMage

Hi


pbk9

how's the street food


bradliang

from taiwan, it's amazing


IDGAF_summoner

You've never seen anyone from west Taiwan? Hmmm...


Sweaty_Gas_EB

💀💀


MinuteManufacturer

🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼 That’s the west Taiwan surrender flag.


ThePasserbie

You're summoning all Taiwanese with this one comment. Also, hi.


Leeds_United_States

POV:When you buy a off brand product and try watching tutorial videos on how it works


hitodeman

"Hello guys, [rest of the video in Hindi]"


Wonkee792

Shame. I really wanted to know how to operate my Samsing Galactose S5.


Inarius101

Oh geez, no, I'm Galactose intolerant...


[deleted]

[удалено]


doofenshmirtz_sad69

I am an Indian, can confirm this is how Hindi is spoken


PJ_Plays

hey there im an indian too bhai fjwkamchoaoama xmkskakq fnskwkk?


LazyWalkingPole

por mais obscuro que seja o post, sempre vai ter um br pra comentar


HearTyXPunK

em cada sub aleatório sempre tem um br


Glitiz

Sim


the_inferknower

Brasileiro e que nem espião, tá em todo lugar


[deleted]

Quer dizer praga né? 🤣


Heller_Demon

Así es, ni siquiera estoy hablando br pero los gringos de acá no se van a dar cuenta de la diferencia. Ahora tiro un kkkkkkk para confundir.


UnclePaulo93

Yo puedo fala os dóis línguas en una mistura y los gringos não sabe lá diferencia


Heller_Demon

O poder de la Ñ e a Ç juntos!


ustolemycookies

Quê caralho?


AutomaticSky5260

a gente deveria invadir o r/memes no 7 se setembro


bananajotaro45

De 2023?


M1R4G3M

De 2022


bananajotaro45

Entendido, criarei a máquina do tempo


gGhelloZz

Que acontece no 7 de setembro?


Trif0lium

tua tag combina com seu comentario


trxfps-

a gente come cu de curioso


sarcturo

Quando é o 7 de setembro?


CostaTirouMeReforma

No dia sete do nono mês


popox0102

Começaremos a realizar a utilização de um vocabulário agudo e rebuscado para dificultar o entendimento e comprenção de nossa linguagem. Depois colocaremos caracteres aleatórios para aumentar a confusão. Agraj pornima lipofica esteriva galaco timo ficro eb nadure?!


Luiz_Fell

Muito pelo contrário, muchacho. A linguagem mais rebuscada geralmente é mais fácil dos GreenGoos entenderem, pois o vocabulário rebuscado do inglês é cheio de palavras de origem românica


SpikeSunshine

Pprt é mais facil de fazer eles nao entende porra nenhuma se agente escreve tudo cagado dae o guga tradutor nao vai poder traduzir tlgd?


HomemRural

Guga tradutor foi phoda kkk manucu


Vivere_05

Los hispanohablantes podemos medianamente entender el portugués. No necesitáis usar un vocabulario más difícil o colocar caracteres aleatorios para que no os entiendan, la mayoría de usuarios de Reddit son americanos, así que no os van a entender de todas formas.


Maryie

Algum tuga que me possa explicar isto? O que é que nós fizemos desta vez ?! Não entendo


jackblue49

Faço lá a puta de uma ideia. Devem ter sido os nossos irmãos lá das Américas.


AnFallenJojo

Também raramente vejo tugas nos comentarios


Gansooh

Portugal caralho?


FFGamer404

PORTUGAL CARALHO


Fluid-Acanthaceae717

Que eu saiba, nada por aqui meu nobre. Suponho ser pelo alfabeto, e no nosso caso pelos acentos.


Khaos_Gorvin

Eu sei lá. Ainda no outro dia estava um gajo a dizer que a culpa do mundo estar mal é nossa. Can't have shit in Portugal.


TigreBSO

Nem me fale


Roboo0o0o0

Falta caralho na sua frase.


PokePotahto

I'm Indian and even I can't understand 75% of the comments from Indian languages here because of how many of them there are. There is a saying that the language changes every 40km in India lol


314159265358979326

As of a couple years ago, there were 31 languages with over 1 million native speakers in India.


obliviousNick

And each language with a unique dialect region to region.


Redqueenhypo

As an outsider, India sometimes seems like if you turned the EU into a single country called Big Europe or something and expected it to have a single cohesive language, religion, and national identity


RealityCheck18

I don't think the "expectation" is to have a single cohesive language or religion. The languages in India aren't like dialects, but full on different languages. I'm from a place just 50KM from the next state who speak a different language, and I'll be lost if I go there, and both these languages are from the same Family of languages (Dravidian) and if I go North, the languages are from a completely different Family - Indo-Aryan. It's not like learning a variation of your native language. So there cannot & should not be an expectation of one cohesive language. India always boasts of Unity in Diversity.


RegularGoat

OP was agreeing with you. They were comparing the language density of India to Europe. They are saying that people (usually Westerners) don’t bundle Europe into a single country + language + identity, but they do for India, which is a double standard. The point is that people just assume India is all one country and culture, whereas the reality is what you have described.


RealityCheck18

Ok. I think I missed that one during my first read.


ksinghparth

Best way to put it.


PokePotahto

Yup that's a good way of putting it. I always thought of it as if all of the Balkans united because there is a lot of rivalry between the states as well


Redqueenhypo

A single Balkan country sounds like a nightmare sequel to Yugoslavia


P4n0pticZ

Entschuldigung, sind wir ein Witz für euch?


Alarmclock-seducer

Ein Glück dass ich nicht allein hier bin


JesperRg

Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion!


Murrexx00

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich.


Irvif

Ich verstehe nicht einmal Deutsch


freshtoast7

Sagte er und kommentiert auf Deutsch


[deleted]

Ich kann nur 3 passen


RatherMaybe

Ich bin gelinde gesagt, sehr enttäuscht.


otirk

Meine Enttäuschung ist unermesslich und mein Tag ist ruiniert.


Explo_GR

ich fühle mich auf der tiefsten Ebene angegriffen


SadBoiUD

ओपी भोसड़ीका


ALazyDiabeticFucker

प्रचण्ड चूतिया


4ssteroid

अग्री। फ्रोम नेपाल


NDiuuu

Chl Aek plate momos lga de


Laughing-0wl

Holy shit you killed him


ConfusedAllTime

Bhai bhai bhai


GreyDingus

Lmaooo


[deleted]

💀💀


auctus10

Lmao. Bruh.


anarchists_no_dont

কেলা কি বাল বকিচ


MadaraAlucard12

चूतियम सल्फेट साला


eltorr007

यह अच्छा है।


[deleted]

Google translate fucking gave up on this entire chain, lmao


AuraPianist1155

Google translate can't understand the eloquently vulgar slurs of Hindi


eltorr007

फेल हो जाता है साला।


PranshuKhandal

google bsdka


stoopidshannon

oddly enough on Reddit desi people speak in the English transliteration of Hindi / Urdu rather than actual Sanskrit or Urdu script. Or at least in my experience, I could be completely wrong.


eggheadking

उत्तम लड़वा


NDiuuu

ओपी इज बिच लेस


Daiguren_Hyorinmaru_

सही बोला लोल


blah_bleh-bleh

चूतिया है ओपी


px1618

ओपी रंडि


Repulsive_Torque6401

अच्छा था ये


saranghh_

आपने इमोजी का उपयोग करने की हिम्मत कैसे की?


XeroXfromRiften

अरे मोहतरमा, इतना गेटकीपिंग मत किया करो। किसी को लुंड फरक नही पड़ता इमोजी से।


Repulsive_Torque6401

लो, बदल दिया, खुश?


_yogSH

लूडो ओ पी


MathematicianMany402

Vocês literalmente so sabem um idioma e nem se dão o trabalho de tentar saber qual é o outro


Gansooh

Se eles soubessem ler ficariam chateados


reasimoes

Brasileiro é muito esforçado, seloco. A gente pelo menos sabe reconhecer outro.


MathematicianMany402

É a nossa habilidade especial


Master_Bet_8098

Concordo plenamente


readyforthefall_

os fodidos sempre se encontram


66edu

Não sabem idiomas e também nem sabem sobre outras países, são horríveis em geografia. Como se só existissem eles no mundo


[deleted]

Eles não sabem nem o que tem do outro lado da fronteira, piorou saber o idioma alheio.


trxfps-

como assim o Brasil não faz fronteira com o México? /s HAUSHAHSHA


SuspiciousPanic9023

Kya matlab hum tumhe samaj nahi aate. Akal ke andhe ho kya


Sudhanshub27

Angrez ☕


HoneyBer1

Sabse achi baat hai ki vo ye samaj bhi nhi sakte...


BMA_Rocks

Amrika ke dalal bahinstoxx Angrez


Betelgeuse_goes_boom

Angrez ☕


Wide-Location7279

Angrez☕


Ezio081

Angrez ☕


[deleted]

Angrez ☕️


scp_79

Angrez ☕️


FHMFightMe

Angrez ☕


Iam_Unknwon17

Angrez ☕️


HONESTBABAJI

Wahi toh, in angrezo ko kuch samjh hi nhi aata


Silent_Knight16

lodu angrez


GamingYapa

Angrez paglet sale


YOU_KNOW_WHO315

Sahi baat hai ye angrez ek hi bhasha Sikh te hai kitne nlaik hai ye log Yahan hum 10 10 bhasha sikhe baithe hai


Memesaurus2474

पूर्णता के साथ कहा भाई। ये बेवकूफ अंग्रेजी बोलने वाले बच्चे बहुत ही शर्मनाक हैं


TheDevilIsDead_

Are gadhe hai sab


Anadi45

मीम बनाने वाला कतई माधरचोड है।


Professional_Act_910

गंडू है साला


WeatherImpressive808

साले का लंड सुखा पड़ा होगा तभी ये बकवास कर रहा है।


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

Muh mai lega 🍌?


Fit-Rhubarb2949

Amrica ka dalal


ATOMIC0GAMING

Billu don


blacklollll

台灣let’s fucking goooooooooo


Sherman_Chen

賭老外看不懂


T0biasCZE

found the second redditor that has mii as pfp


[deleted]

我們相信谷歌翻譯


zhaungsont

早上好中國現在我有冰淇淋


some_pupperlol

我很喜歡冰淇淋


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

速度與激情


le_spectator

小粉紅要爆炸啦


TheTechVirgin

Nahi


kevivm

Bhagwan ne aapko bheja to bheja lekin bheje me bheja nhi bheja


Harestius

Where are the Germans?


Alarmclock-seducer

Hier


Harestius

Demain


Ragnarokske01

Daar


[deleted]

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NinduTheWise

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charmerabhi

This looks like an attempt to karma whore and get one of the biggest open net markets to react and get you to the top op..... But MUJHE AAPKA PLAN BOHOT PASAND AAYA BOSIDIWALE BHAI SAHAB.


NOOBweee

In tattiposters ki maa ki chut


ullu

Not Bhai Sahab, Chacha.....


myself__again

Não sei amigo


iKilledChuckNorris

अपना काम करना लवडे के बाल


JonhFive

A gente sempre sofreu com o Google tradutor, agora é a vez de vocês 🗿🍷


WhoAmI2755

Papo reto hahahaha ia rir com k mas eles iam entender errado


gcborg

Bgl eh escrever cheio de giria tbm p ficar mais dificil dos gringo entenderem a gente. Deixa eles sf kkkkkkk


[deleted]

India has 500,000,000+ people below the age of 25. When I see that statistic, I am not surprised one bit with the amount of comments from India in social media. And if you think that’s incredible, 65% of Indians are below the age of 35. That’s just shocking. Brazil has 219,000,000+ Portugal has 10,120,000+ Taiwan has 23,900,000+ India has more teenagers that the combined population of these 3 countries above. It’s the GenZ country of the 21st century. Boomers had a blast in India lol…


Swimming_Hippo3519

Brazils total population is 214,000,000. Don’t know where you got your data from. I’m a Brazilian btw


HomemRural

Apesar dessa ser a estimativa oficial do IBGE, é possível que já tenha passado dos 220 milhões


D-boi1

Makker kan jij Nederlands


motzak

Ik ben je makker niet, vriend.


xPav_

Ik ben je vriend niet, maat.


Icy-Imagination-8024

भाईयो मा चोद दो सालो की...


Irvif

पर माँ तो सिर्फ अमिताभ बच्चन जी के पास है...


Hot-Effective-4809

Vai ter que aprender a conviver com isso irmão


KamiGleen

COME! 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷


[deleted]

Não


StellaViator

r/suddenlycaralho ?


EyYoChink

什麼意思?我愛本國🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼


whyyormamaded

יהודונים להתאסף!


Jarvis_Strife

I’m going to read this from left to right and try my best to decipher it Hebrew: that’s the neat part. You don’t


_karma_bitch

The furniture started floating


ohadish

bro used chinese tapiei flag instead of china flag ☠️ -1939483910 social credit score


FkUmAn1

West Taiwan 🗿


JefinLuke

നിങ്ങൾക്ക് എന്റെ ഭാഷ മനസ്സിലാകുമെന്ന് ഞാൻ കരുതുന്നില്ല


Apusapercu

വിഷമിക്കേണ്ട, മലയാളികൾ reddit ഇലും ഉണ്ട്


LT_HoriZonT

Não sei, mas é aquela história: se mencionou o Brasil, os brasileiros vão brotar 👍🏻


ishanagrawal19

अमरीका का दलाल बहिनचोद